[BD Caption Contest] Video Edition! Win ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ On Blu-ray!

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The First Prize winner this week is juggalochef2399 (please DM me your US mailing address) you get What Ever Happened To Baby Jane on Blu-ray!

This week (ie for next week’s winners) we will be giving away Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter on Blu-ray! We have two copies so there will be two winners! The First Place winner will also receive this book detailing art from the film! All you have to do is come up with a caption from the video inside! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-up is johnny-k! Please DM me your US mailing address for What Ever Happened To Baby Jane on Blu-ray.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003525301662 Martin Collins

    four score. seven years. axe to head. grab some beers.

  • HorrorFancy

    “It’s only a tree…”

  • HorrorFancy

    Little dance play before “decapitay”?

  • HorrorFancy

    “And… banana peel! Didn’t see that coming, DID YOU?!”

  • Beezle2112

    And 1 and 2 and kick and miss and 1 and lunge and axe to the face and 1 and 2 and….

  • Beezle2112

    Dancing With The Stars: The Hollywood Episode

  • Beezle2112

    She’s not wearing underwear.

  • Beezle2112

    Dancing With The Stars: The Halloween Episode

  • Beezle2112

    Jack Rabbit Slims: The Civil War Years

  • Alex Brookshire

    Roadhouse!

  • WARLUST

    I liked this scene better when it was in The Matrix Reloaded.

  • WARLUST
  • WARLUST

    Damn! I woulda voted for em.

  • WARLUST

    Man. John Wilkes Booth must of been a super ninja then.

  • WARLUST

    “Twenty? My hats of to you, sir.”

    • WARLUST

      *off

  • WARLUST

    “twenty vampires? I could’nt ‘axe’ for more.”

  • WARLUST

    “Time to kick ass and unify states. But I’m all outta states.”

  • WARLUST

    This scene is so historically incorrect. Lincoln would never of done a spinning wall jump after a round house kick.

  • MyBijou23

    Bitch, that Karate Kid shit don’t work on me.

  • raymond.creamer

    Undaunted by living paintings, Abraham Lincoln truly is the James West of his day.

  • BornVillian

    Its all fun and games until the president has to kick off a pillar to swing his axe.

  • Whatsamovie

    If Obama or Romney did this, They would have my vote.

  • BornVillian

    Lincoln has more unnecessary spins than a prequel trilogy lightsaber fight.

  • BornVillian

    Being as this is an axe, the most powerful axe in the world, and would slice your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

  • BornVillian

    You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

  • Whatsamovie

    Cut those gas prices while you’re at it.

  • deandean1990

    SHIT! I told you to throw those damn banana peels away!

  • bonerghost

    Hey Blinkin, the Pre-Blind Chronicles.

  • Trixxxster

    Four score and seven years ago, but tonight I’m whoopin some ass!

  • Trixxxster

    Let me axe you a question: Do I look like I give a s%*^?

  • Trixxxster

    Hi, I’m Abe. . .and I’m an axeholic!

  • Trixxxster

    Oh please, I bet you go down easier than Traci Lords!

    • Trixxxster

      Scratch that, Martha Washington!

  • DBZEROGRAVITY

    300 did it better

  • sharknoodles

    Hello. My name is Abraham Lincoln. Four Score and seven years ago you killed my father. Prepare to die.

  • MachetAY

    Hava nagila
    Hava nagila
    Hava nagila ve-nismeḥa

  • MachetAY

    Aaaahhh… the vaginosis… its worse than garlic!!!!

  • MachetAY

    Watch it bitch!!! You’re screwing up my cabage patch!!!

  • MachetAY

    Dude in back ground “I totally just got cock blocked”

  • MachetAY

    Chick “I hate robot noises”
    Dude “That was Grandma’s Boy and I have an ax”

  • jtreier

    I see your Matrix and raise you an axe to your face.

  • http://www.facebook.com/terry.smith.5667 Terry Smith

    Its called “I have an Axe to grind” it’s what I won Dancing with the Stars with……….

  • Googopqp

    I said….Get back to the kitchen

  • Googopqp

    Abraham used banana peel……It’s very effective!

  • Googopqp

    What the hell is growing…..out of her legs?

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Lincoln’s original Decapitation Proclamation

  • Joey_Redballs

    Four score and twenty vampires ago…

  • Joey_Redballs

    Give me six hours to chop down a vampire family tree, and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.

  • morgue-rot

    I DON’T WANT HIM BEAT……….Sweep the legs, Johnny!!!

  • Slacker2387

    John Wilkes Booth…Smarter than the undead.

  • SwampThing22

    Axe on, Axe off.

  • Joey_Redballs

    Five, Eight, Eight. Two, Three Hundred. VAM-PIRE!

  • Joey_Redballs

    Let me AXE you a question!

  • Murderdoll_Mouse

    Abe Lincoln, the master of axe ballet.

  • wildgator25

    Be excellent to each other, and remember…. PARTY ON DUDES!

  • MaxTorque

    “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” can KISS MY ASS!

  • MaxTorque

    Take THAT! Now, for a relaxing night at the theater….

  • juggalochef2399

    Wow, I’ve entered a few of these now but never thought I would win…AWESOME!!!

  • mattythecookie

    “I’ve come to kill vampires and free slaves. I’m all out of slaves.”

  • SamX0013

    Oh, what a feeling! When we’re Dancing on the Ceiling!

  • FAAIID

    Best 3D painting EVER!

  • SamX0013

    And that’s called “kicking your ass”

  • SamX0013

    It’s Britney Bitch

  • SamX0013

    You mean these aren’t the auditions for “so You Think You Can Dance?”

  • SamX0013

    is that an axe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  • SamX0013

    It’s just a jump to the left…and a step to the riiiiight

  • Whatsamovie

    Here’s Johnny!

  • Evan3

    “Swing your partner dosey doh…. Then stake your partner and let her go.”

  • Evan3

    Abraham Lincoln…. Chorus line dancer

  • Evan3

    “Swing your partner dosey doh… Then stake her heart and let her go.”

    (this is what I meant to write above).

  • Evan3

    “Don’t you dare… call this movie camp.”

  • miradotheblack

    AMERICAN MADE AXES!

    or +3 vampire slayers.

  • miradotheblack

    It has got to be

    his shoes.

  • miradotheblack

    Lincoln Sense

    TINGLING!

  • miradotheblack

    All this and he

    was distracted by a play.

  • J-SiN

    Take one down, knock it around

    19 vampires up on a wall.

  • J-SiN

    With 20 we can do the dubstep.

  • J-SiN

    Lincoln,

    What a luxury axe should be.

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Gangnam Style!

    Oldschool Style!

  • Googopqp

    Bitches be trippin’ …… for those presidential “benefits”

  • Googopqp

    Wow, girls really are crazy for axe!

  • Googopqp

    Dat axe!

  • Googopqp

    I wanna axe you out on a date

  • Googopqp

    Do you suck…..on first date?

  • Googopqp

    I come up in this house and dis bitch be like…..omg your the president I love you……so I axed her out

  • Googopqp

    New axe body spray…..arterial spray that is

  • Googopqp

    ew ew EWW!!!!…..it’s a Yampire!

  • Googopqp

    24 dead vampires hang on the wall, 24 dead vampires, you take one out and stake them in, 25 dead vampires hang on the wall!

  • Googopqp

    Four score and seven rolling heads ago…….fuck the rest I’ll take the vampires to go

  • Googopqp

    I’ve heard of beheadings….but this is crazy!

  • Googopqp

    Nosferatu ain’t got NOTHING on me!

  • Googopqp

    I was so into staking them vampires…….When all of a sudden I bludgeoned in my pants!

  • Googopqp

    So…..Does that mean you don’t want Jesus Christ as your lord and savior Mr. Lincoln?

  • Googopqp

    “oh sucky sucky 5 dollars?”-Vampire
    “Burn in hell”-Abraham Lincoln

  • Googopqp

    Looks like the stakes are high……and the vampires too?

  • El_Jay

    TO THE WINDOW! TO THE WALL! TIL THE BLOOD DRIP OFF MY BALLS!

  • Googopqp

    Take that you sparkling pricks

  • Googopqp

    You’re next Edward!

  • Googopqp

    I thought this was the set of Twilight!

  • Googopqp

    Hello. My name is Inigo MonLincoln. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  • SuperKilla

    I’ll eat 20 vampires for breakfast. Just don’t know how those fangs are gonna feel on the way out.

  • SuperKilla

    Abraham Van who? Abraham Lincoln bitch!

  • Googopqp

    I show them bitches my axe…..bitches love the axe!

  • Googopqp

    And you thought I was the greatest president before

  • Googopqp

    #1 President for a reason….Abe ain’t taking your shit

  • sweett8er

    “Discourage lycanthropy”

  • Googopqp

    Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter…….now in vibrators! batteries sold separately

  • Googopqp

    Abraham Lincoln cutting off vampires heads with an axe…..your argument is invalid

  • SamX0013

    I don’t trust you. You’re a vampire. Or is that an offensive term? Should I say ‘undead American’?

  • SamX0013

    Please don’t get blood on the sofa

  • SamX0013

    Bitch please. I taught Neo everything he knows

  • SamX0013

    this went so much better in rehearsal

  • SamX0013

    I’ll you what YOU can do with 20 vamps!

  • Googopqp

    Welcome to Santa Carla…..home of the vampire!

  • Googopqp

    4,8,15,16,23,42 dead vampires every 108 minutes or else you end your presidency

  • Googopqp

    In Soviet Russia……Vampire kill you!

  • Frey

    Musical chairs gone horribly wrong

  • Lou

    “Oh, so THAT’S what camel toe looks like!”

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    I am Abraham Lincoln and I approve this message.

  • miradotheblack

    Emancipate and Proclamate

    Dat Ass!

  • miradotheblack

    *From the view of the axe*

    “This one ate vegemite, EWWW!”

  • miradotheblack

    Trouble on the set of

    Dancing with the stars.

  • miradotheblack

    GOT ABE?

  • miradotheblack

    Imagine it

    with his beard!

  • miradotheblack

    And to think,

    he was fighting staph infection.

  • Googopqp

    I kick ass…..For the lord!

  • Googopqp

    I don’t always kick ass…..but when I do it is for the lord!

  • Googopqp

    Abraham Lincoln versus the children of the night

  • Victim0fReality

    “A vampire divided against himself cannot stand.”

  • Victim0fReality

    “Et tu, Daniel Day-Lewis?”

  • Frey

    I never lose at musical chairs

  • Frey

    Damn those invisible rugs

  • Frey

    I know kung fu

    …Show me

  • Frey

    Vote For Lincoln

    Or blood sycjers, your choiice.

  • Frey

    Vote for Lincoln

    Or blood suckers, your choice

  • Remember-Slithis

    “I hold my breathe because your lady beard smells of death!”

  • Remember-Slithis

    “I kick ass for the lord!”

  • Remember-Slithis

    “And Kick 123 And Chop 123, now hold it!”

  • Googopqp

    You don’t have to go to Springfield…….for a vampire massacre

  • Googopqp

    No actors were harmed in the making of this scene……unlike the Phillipines

  • Googopqp

    When there’s no more room in the South…..the vampires will walk the North!

  • Googopqp

    Just when you thought it was safe to run for Presidency

  • Googopqp

    “It’s cheaper than a chainsaw” -Abraham Lincoln

  • Googopqp

    Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire…….Until Lincoln is born!

  • Googopqp

    Hell has no fury like a President with an axe

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Honest Abe was also the first to enter the Matrix.

  • Laugh Riot

    What Bella didn’t know was her family had a history with vampires…

  • Laugh Riot

    I don’t see 20 vampires..I see a way to break in my new axe..

  • Laugh Riot

    Who is Booth and why is his fan club trying to kill me?

  • miradotheblack

    The original Lincoln Logs

    were awesome.

  • miradotheblack

    If he had his beard,

    they would be DEADER!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000055839932 Max Shoaf

    give bacck my cheesey puffs now

  • twoheaded

    Opening night of ‘Ye Olde Dark Knight Rises’ doesn’t go so well…

  • twoheaded

    ‘Alright, who else thought they were coming to see a quality piuece of cinema? Anybody?’

  • twoheaded

    When they told Mr. Lincoln it was an open bar, they had no idea the consequences…

  • twoheaded

    When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every last motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes

  • twoheaded

    I don’t want Fop, goddammit, I’m a Dapper Dan man!

  • twoheaded

    I want my 2 dollars!

  • twoheaded

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

  • twoheaded

    ‘No, Abraham Lincoln… I am your father.’ ‘NO! That’s not true… that’s impossible!’

  • Frey

    You ruined my new jacket

    Kill him a lot

  • twoheaded

    Play that violin

  • twoheaded

    ‘I suppose you know what they’ve done with Ice.’ ‘Oh, I’ve seen what they’ve done with Vanilla Ice’ career, but MC Hammer on a violin? You can’t touch this.’ ‘STOP! Hammertime.’

  • twoheaded

    ‘What in the ham and cheese sammich… someone turn off those strobe lights, Jeffery just went into seizure!’

  • Frey

    The axe is family

  • Frey

    Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?

    I don’t listen to hip-hop

  • EvanDickson

    Contest is closed! Thanks guys!

    • Frey

      When will the winners be announced?

  • johnny-k

    You ever hear the saying ”I feel like a one legged man in an ass kickin contest” well your about to be him….

  • johnny-k

    You put your right foot in, You put your right foot out, You put your right foot in and you shake it all about…..

  • johnny-k

    Now take your left hand and touch your nose.

  • johnny-k

    Here’s the snap and the kick…It’s long enough….it’s good.

  • johnny-k

    I swear that fish was this big!!!!

  • johnny-k

    You Brought An Axe To A Foot Fight….Really!!!

  • johnny-k

    You Brought An Axe….Ha….I Brought The Crane Move.

  • johnny-k

    Right Foot Yellow….

  • johnny-k

    If you don’t put that axe down your gettin this size 3 upside your head.

  • johnny-k

    At the Coppa….Coppa Cabanna

  • notdrock

    Ah, I knew she’d slip on my well-placed pool of “spoont”!

  • MachetAY

    Chick: How long after Sandy am I supposed to hold this position for???

  • davidbleezy

    Northern Aggression

  • davidbleezy

    Republicans hate vampires

  • davidbleezy

    Indeed, I did have a relationship with Miss Vampire that was not appropriate.

  • davidbleezy

    Presidential overcoat $600, Regular ax purchased by the government $13,000, Killing a poor southern vampire who’s hard earned tax dollar paid for said ax…priceless.

  • Krea

    “This is Georgia!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo Anthony Rebollo

    LINCOLN SMASH!!!!!!

  • tangerinee

    yeah, im sorry but you’re foot is no match to my ax.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo Anthony Rebollo

    20 vampires? This calls for my lord of the dance technique.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    You put your axe in, you put your axe out, you put your axe in and you chop it all about, you do the Lincoln pokey and you twirl yourself around. THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Who won this contest? Can’t seem to find it posted anywhere