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[BD Caption Contest] What Would ‘Cujo’ Say?!!!

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We have some unique prizes this week. The Strange Kids Club is giving away two sets of posters for the hypothetical sequels of The Burning 2 and Cujo 2. There will be two winners, each of who will receive both posters! Each print is a 18″x24″ digital print, hand numbered and a limited edition of 25. You can check out the purchase info for the prints here and here.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

Head inside for a look at the posters and to caption the pic of Cujo!

Source: Bloody Disgusting
  • rgold

    “I SMELL… BACON!!!”

    • JasonTakesVancouver

      NOW can I have my Goddamn Bone?!

    • Boodis

      “She was on her Period… YOLO”

    • chopacockoff

      My car is out of gas.Do you think you can give me a lift?

      • chopacockoff

        Are we still going to the park?

        • chopacockoff

          Would you mind putting my leftowners in a doggie bag?

          • chopacockoff

            Dog:the Family Hunter

        • chopacockoff

          I think he looks great in the houndstooth sample I gave him.

  • BornVillian

    I like you.

  • BornVillian

    Come on baby! I’m clean I swear.

  • BornVillian

    I took a bite out of crime…..crime won.

  • BornVillian

    Apparently you can contract diseases when taking a bite out of crime.

  • BornVillian

    ♫ In the eyes of an angel ♫

  • Walsh79

    That’s the last time I fall for the lick ketchup off my masters lap gag.

  • JawsII

    Clifford: The E! True Hollywood Story

  • OrangeFlavoredSunshine

    “In my defence, I did say I liked it ‘ruff’!”

  • OrangeFlavoredSunshine

    “Go to the prom with Carrie” they said… “It will be fun” they said

  • OrangeFlavoredSunshine

    It’s a real “dog eat everything in it’s path” world out there!!!

  • rgold

    And on that day Beethoven was not roll over…

  • JawsII

    “No, I haven’t seen the cat.”

  • rgold

    And on that day Beethoven would not roll over…

  • JawsII

    Doggie left the window.

  • OrangeFlavoredSunshine

    I wish Lassie would’ve told me it was “that” time of the month!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kaylynn.emmons Kaylynn Emmons

    Touch my Kibbles ‘n Bits again… I dare you

  • d0gwillhunt

    Damn you, John Travolta!

  • rgold

    I don’t know man…. I could have sworn it was Bacon

  • d0gwillhunt

    She told me she wasn’t in heat.

  • captainhair90123

    Woof woof, bitch.

  • rgold

    Hey, I just met you and I know this is crazy…..

    But my name is CUJO and I have the RABIES

    • Chunk

      Nice!

  • Beezle2112

    I see a pretty butterfly.

  • Jaws-Boy

    You didn’t throw the ball. You only pretended to throw the ball. Now you die.

  • JawsII

    Excuse me, I’m looking for the set of “Milo & Otis”…

  • rgold

    “Today is thanksgiving day for dogs. But only if they came back from the dead”

  • rgold

    “You ever seen a kitten run before, I mean REALLY run?”

    • jefffos75

      Best one I’ve read…

  • JawsII

    Donate to PETA.

  • JawsII

    Try making a cute MEME out of this one.

  • Lou

    Yoo Hoo…Ooh Mr. Viiiick!!

  • Lou

    Marge Schott is gonna be pissed!

  • JawsII

    Where’s my Academy Award?

  • DoktorH

    No, you cannot haz cheezburger.

  • rgold

    “I waited for you, Fry”

  • Beezle2112

    Kibbles and Bits? How about a porterhouse, bitch.

  • Beezle2112

    Mmmmmm… mailman.

  • rgold

    The postman always rings never

  • sascha henschel

    Got bitten…
    by Chuck Norris.

  • sascha henschel

    Have a break…
    have a postman.

  • rgold

    “Please, Mr Postman, could you look and see, Is there a letter in that bag for me?”

  • sascha henschel

    Chasing cars…
    fun, as long as they break.

  • rgold

    “I dont know, Who IS the Boss?

  • spydr36

    I think it was that crew member right there who covered me in this sticky shit, when he least expects it Im gonna get him.

  • rgold

    “Yeah, I know Danny Hid’nda’car’o!”

  • Trixxxster

    Well if you know a less messy way to eat ribs I wish you’d share it with the rest of us!

  • Trixxxster

    Huuuuuungry eyes!

  • sascha henschel

    Kids…
    always ruining the fur.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 Kathleen Manganiello

    Somebody get me the proactive!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 Kathleen Manganiello

    omg, was that bitch in heat again!

  • Full_Effect_Ed

    BLOOD…IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER

  • miradotheblack

    Now you beg,

    for your life.

  • miradotheblack

    You call my mama a bitch?!

  • JawsII

    Best in Show.

  • JawsII

    Fetch this.

  • Shane Bucher

    Bitch better have my snausages!!

  • Screamz

    Dogs don’t know humans aren’t bacon.

  • Screamz

    You really want to try and put me in the tub?

  • Screamz

    I don’t bite. Really, just reach over and give me a pat…

  • Screamz

    Keep blowing that dog-whistle and just see what happens…

  • Screamz

    What? A bunch of people are dead? Who could have done it??

  • Iagd2605

    Man! I just wanted some PB

  • Screamz

    Oh that’s a cut dog. Does he bite?

  • JawsII

    Curb this.

  • JawsII

    We’re gonna need a bigger leash.

  • leroytweedy

    Timmy???? Ummmmmmmmmmm haven’t seen him.

  • turtlenipple

    That was human? Seriously?

  • turtlenipple

    You say rabies I say rabbis

  • turtlenipple

    “Face only a mother could love,” they said. Eat their faces I did.

  • turtlenipple

    He was STARVED for attention the day he got his fill

  • turtlenipple

    Tried to give him a bath. They got a bloodbath.

  • turtlenipple

    BA BA BABA BA BA BABA I WANNA BE SEDATED

  • rgold

    … and Cesar Millan died doing what he loved the most

  • rgold

    I’ll never be your beast of burden, So let’s go home and draw the curtains

  • rgold

    “O.k,Iggy,You can be my dog”

  • Mcsquid1

    Could somebody get me a tissue?

  • rgold

    Cujo doesn’t need Viagra! He uses Pintauro blood to maintain long & healthy pink lipstick!

  • twoheaded

    Is this gonna stain? I have a date tonight.

  • rgold

    “Did the doggy eat a hotdog with ketchup or sumthing?” – Chip

  • icehockeyjoel

    Beethoven 10: The Michael Vick Chronicles

  • icehockeyjoel

    That’s the last time I take the doggy treat from out of her crotch

  • twoheaded

    I came here to phuck bitches

  • twoheaded

    Despite the look on my face, you’re still talking

  • DeadManZombieFan

    Lassie tried to do the good thing… until I stopped that bitch and did the wrong thing!

  • DeadManZombieFan

    Timmy is stuck in a well… and lassie is slowly being digested…

  • DeadManZombieFan

    Who said all dogs go to heaven?… They must have been smoking crack…

  • DeadManZombieFan

    It’s peanut butter JELLY TIME!!!

  • DeadManZombieFan

    You know how the cats been becoming a problem?.. I figured it out..

  • DeadManZombieFan

    I highly recommend old country buffet. The staff and people there are delicious!

  • DeadManZombieFan

    Yea you thought a remake? I didn’t think so..

  • DeadManZombieFan

    this is why the members of who let the dogs out were never seen or heard from again.

  • JADAMA

    I’ll get you my pretty, and your little boy too!

  • JADAMA

    Before there was Beethoven, there was ME!

  • xRAPExAPEx

    Let’s go Michael Vick. Round 2 Motherfucker!

  • Ryan Whitehurst

    Holy shit, Someone ran over Beethoven

  • Ryan Whitehurst

    You see that truck …….

    Well I didn’t

  • Ryan Whitehurst

    That is the last time I perform oral sex on Linda Blair

  • Ryan Whitehurst

    Well I did warn the dentist …..

  • Ryan Whitehurst

    Can you smell corn syrup ?

  • Ryan Whitehurst

    I thought cats had 9 lives,that truck has hit me 13 times and i still have a cracking smile

  • Ryan Whitehurst

    I wonder if this disguise will fool the post man

  • Pmeaney65

    They said I wasn’t “family friendly” enough to be in Homeward Bound!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 Kathleen Manganiello

    Do you have directions to “Pet Cemetery”?

  • Spike0037

    Move over Beethoven this dog Cujo’s coming.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 Kathleen Manganiello

    Sometimes dead is better.

  • russellg79

    Up next on Nat Geo… the series finale of “The Dog Whisperer.”

  • xedgeinx

    I RUV RETCHUP!

  • u_mad_br0

    I let the dog out!

  • Beezle2112

    “… and that vet won’t be neutering anymore.”

  • Beezle2112

    Call me Chopper.

  • Beezle2112

    Raspberry?! Imma gonna kill Lonestar.

  • dented

    Please tell that was the Dog Whisperer!?

  • dented

    Please tell me that was the Dog Whisperer!?

  • rgold

    What did the dog with rabies say to the woman and child who was locked in the car? IM A HELICOPTER!!

  • rgold

    “Did you see [REC]?”… “Yeah, that was all me!”

  • rgold

    “Where do you think Marilyn Chambers got it from, Hiyooo”

  • twoheaded

    D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N.

  • Ravinus

    I ain’t no bitch

  • theCr0w

    Dive into the kool-aid pool, they said, it will be fun, they said.

  • theCr0w

    That will teach them that the bowl HAS to be filled by 5:30.

  • Googopqp

    Speak for yourself, Moron!

  • defyantone28

    Didn’t eat any kibble but I DID eat some bits.. Of Joe and Gary.,,and the sheriff.

  • BornVillian

    Follow the white rabbit they said, It’ll be fun they said.

  • BornVillian

    You’ve got red on you

  • BornVillian

    Don’t feed me your Hakuna Matata bull crap. I have freakin’ rabies!

  • JasonTakesVancouver

    Uh…about Timmy…

  • http://www.facebook.com/buffyangel808 Ethan Steers

    Imma eat the shit out of your children.

  • porkchopexpress

    What PB and J?

  • porkchopexpress

    You didn’t tell me it was a jelly donut!

  • FallenOne74

    How many asses do I have to sniff before I get a goddamn biscuit!

  • Joey_Redballs

    Don’t hate…because I ate…all the jelly donuts.

  • Joey_Redballs

    A Cujo ate my baby!

  • Joey_Redballs

    Today, some punk threw a chunk of blacktop at my car mirror. I wish I owned Cujo so I would have discovered this image instead of my damaged car.

  • rgold

    “Sure, things have been slow. There are just so many rapid dog parts out there. At least I’m not selling Tupperware like Mr. Pintauro”

  • grayghost

    “Dog Whisperer my furry ass more like Dog screaming like a bitch when I got done with him.”

  • grayghost

    “How much is that doggie in the window ~Grr Grr~
    The one with blood and guts all over his face”

  • jefffos75

    “A real dog loves his bitch EVERYDAY of the month”…

  • Laugh Riot

    The secret to Bush’s Baked Beans… PEOPLE

  • grayghost

    “Who let the rapid crazed 200lbs dog out…
    Woo Woo please don’t kill me”

  • Laugh Riot

    Michael Vick approves this picture.

  • Laugh Riot

    Red rover red rover please don’t come over…

  • Laugh Riot

    MEOW

  • Laugh Riot

    Don’t look at me like that I told you I felt like Chinese…

  • jefffos75

    “Throw. The . Goddamn. Ball. Right. Now!!!”

  • Laugh Riot

    BLOODY DISGUSTING’S CUJO PUPPY CENTER

  • Laugh Riot

    I know its hard to believe but I am great with kids.

  • Laugh Riot

    I LOVE PEOPLE FOOD!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Good boy now bring me my fucking arm!

  • MachetAY

    Red wings earned!!!!

  • MachetAY

    I swear I didn’t eat that kid.

  • MachetAY

    Tatses great AND its less filling.

  • MachetAY

    Innards are a hell of a drug.

  • MachetAY

    You’ve got some red on you.

  • Mr.Mirage

    Midol moment #14.

  • TEDDYX

    Scooby snack ? Heh heh heh…I dont think so …

  • Janthony

    “damn those fucking scanners!”

  • coldblood

    It’s time for you to smell MY crotch!

  • HardRocker

    Possum ass tastes better than it looks

  • HardRocker

    I said no ketchup on my hamburger!

  • HardRocker

    Head and shoulders just ain’t gonna cut it

  • HardRocker

    I Am Sam’s dog

  • HardRocker

    Never go full retard

  • devonm90

    Dude, I think there was something weird in that hippie!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 ZombieWhore

    omg, my jelly roll exploded all over my face,

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 ZombieWhore

    My face off model just wouldn’t listen. I told her the fake blood was just a tad too much!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 ZombieWhore

    Brains, Brains!

  • Joe-Banger

    I cant stand to face myself in the mirror, Ive been a bad dog!

  • Googopqp

    Real dogs love their bitches all days of the month

  • Googopqp

    Mary had a little lamb……Had

  • Googopqp

    You should see the other dog!

  • Joe-Banger

    I like ketchup!

  • HalloweenShape31

    “Squirrel! Got proper fucked.”

  • Googopqp

    Have you ever eaten out a zombie on her period? ……Yeah, I mean neither have I. Was just wondering.

  • Googopqp

    Just got off the set of Dead Girl 2

  • Googopqp

    I like it when they run……it gives me a workout and a meal

  • Googopqp

    Twilight had the biggest audience attendance in history……Had

  • Googopqp

    I sure do love me some french fried potaters and ketchup

  • Googopqp

    Eat the jelly filled donuts they said…..you won’t get caught they said

  • Googopqp

    I will eat your baby……carrots because they are healthy

  • Googopqp

    The paintball mask didn’t stop anything!

  • Googopqp

    I swear, I am not a mean dog……I just got really really hungry

  • Googopqp

    That is the last time I try that catnip shit!

  • Googopqp

    oh my god…..how are we going to explain this to mom?

  • Googopqp

    Doesn’t matter…..Had sex

  • Googopqp

    I feel as if I just came out of a great void of existence where flowers and bunnies fly through the air and it is completely beautiful and unthinkably grand……I also feel as if I ate every living thing there and made a huge mistake

  • Googopqp

    Oh you have an escape plan?…..tell me how it involves running and hiding into a car surrounded by glass windows

  • Googopqp

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS NEW CHILI COCAINE!

  • Googopqp

    Is this part of Beethoven the 5th?

  • Googopqp

    My owners had a very playful child…….Had

  • Googopqp

    That’ll teach you to grab my tail you little shits

  • Googopqp

    Cujo stared off into the immense carnage of gore that he created. All the bodies thrown majestically around and mangled……and he thought of nothing, because he is just a dog.

  • Googopqp

    New contest?……better eat my own shit

  • Googopqp

    You know how dogs can lick their own crotch?…..well, I think I messed up

  • Googopqp

    So many cherries to pop…..So little time!

  • Googopqp

    I found…..Osama

  • Googopqp

    ‘Merica!

  • Googopqp

    I swear, if I find another italian ripoff film called Zombi 3 I am going to flip a shit!

  • Googopqp

    That’ll teach you to squirt me with a water bottle!

  • Googopqp

    They sprayed me with water…..I sprayed them with their own blood

  • Googopqp

    They made me sniff my own shit…..I made them sniff their own intestines

  • Googopqp

    They said I could be anything…..so I became a horror icon

  • Googopqp

    They said I could become anything…..so I became a cherry

  • Googopqp

    They nudered me…..so I nudered them

  • Googopqp

    Forced gender reassignment…….is a song by Cattle Decapitation

  • Googopqp

    That was a kick ass Gwar concert

  • Googopqp

    And the kitties will look up and say feed me…..and I will look down upon them and whisper “Woof”

  • Googopqp

    I stared at the man with the gun not knowing what was going to happen. He held the gun to my face and I said the only thing I could think of, “Woof”…. Because I am a dog, I cannot actually speak

  • Googopqp

    That’ll teach you not to burn the banana stand Michael!

  • Googopqp

    That was the greatest banana I have ever eaten……oh, that was a meat banana? I’m gunna go puke now.

  • Googopqp

    Best orgy ever!

  • Googopqp

    Orange juice gives me gas……

  • Googopqp

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Chris Brown. Chris Brown who? Chris Brown because he beat Rihanna to it.

  • Googopqp

    I sure do love the re-enactments for Shark Week

  • Googopqp

    That is the last time I’ll drink and chase my tail

  • Googopqp

    How can you say no to this face?

  • Googopqp

    Dude, have you ever been so high you just ate people?

  • Googopqp

    They teach me tricks……I teach them respect

  • Googopqp

    I can’t eat another bite

  • Googopqp

    Damn virgins

  • Googopqp

    If I hear Gangnam Style one more god damn time!

  • Googopqp

    Cujo….did you get into the tampons again?

  • odion1

    Ok who has my Head and Shoulders.

  • Scary-Munster

    “That awesome smell right in the middle of your legs got a leak.”

  • Googopqp

    Pinocchio shall never tell another lie

  • GrimDingo

    You would not believe the day I had!

  • GrimDingo

    Damn, and I thought my own vomit tasted great!

  • GrimDingo

    …and that’s how I saved Christmas.

  • Googopqp

    I love trick or treaters!

  • Googopqp

    I r bad puppy? :(

  • rgold

    “When the rabbit bites his own head off, I want you to throw that radio into the tub with me.”

  • OrangeFlavoredSunshine

    Your days of promoting pets getting spayed or neutered are over Bob Barker!!!

  • rgold

    In Soviet Russia Dog Eats You

  • TEDDYX

    Human..The other white meat …

  • rgold

    A Real Cujo Don’t give a F- about no period

  • rgold

    “It wasn’t Red Bull that gave me my wings”

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    Don’t stop the fight doc!!

  • Googopqp

    The deadly spawn ain’t got nothin’ on me!

  • Googopqp

    Bring it on Michael Bay…..try and remake me

  • Googopqp

    You bore me little one…..

  • rgold

    Cujo Presents- The Vagina Monologues

  • Googopqp

    Feed me a stray cat!

  • rgold

    Kibbles N’ Clits

    • rgold

      I’m not sure how to delete my post, this one may be a lil to much

      • Mr.Mirage

        No such thing as too much. Let it play out. Oh… and Kibbles N Clits sounds like something I would like around the house.

  • Googopqp

    Have you ever tripped so hard on acid you thought you were on a magical journey through Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory…..Yeah? Well, lets just say the kindergarden class were a bit traumatized by it

  • Googopqp

    Who is your daddy…..and what does he do?

  • Googopqp

    I’m a dog you idiot!

  • Googopqp

    Guess my favorite hockey team?……give you a hint, they’re from Detroit

  • Googopqp

    Furry…..for her pleasure

  • Googopqp

    Don’t ask questions…..just get me a damn towel

  • Googopqp

    I FUCKING LOVE DEEP DISH PIZZA!

  • Googopqp

    Just got off the set of The Evil Dead remake…..oh yes, there will be blood

  • Googopqp

    I’ve got an idea for a new massacre……Groundhog’s Day

  • Googopqp

    I wish I could tell you I fought the good fight…….but periods are no fairly tale story

  • Googopqp

    The squirrels ate my food……I ate their newborns

  • Googopqp

    My eyes…..they bleed at the sight of you

  • Googopqp

    I’m Fluffy the friendly dog…….teaching kids never to approach with a hand raised

  • Googopqp

    Safety tip #32……don’t keep raw meat in your pocket

  • rgold

    “Oh,my! And what’s the name of this act?”………… “The Aristocats!”

  • Googopqp

    I’ll give you head you won’t believe

  • Googopqp

    I’m not sure…..but I think you just blew my mind

  • Googopqp

    One Direction just took a literal trip through my bowels

  • Googopqp

    There is no Cujo…..only Zuul

    • Mr.Mirage

      F’in’ perfect. :)

  • moviephantom

    “Cujo must be sick Ma. Dat jelly donut just smacked ‘er in da head.”

  • Googopqp

    I’m wearing my new black metal facial blood mask

  • Googopqp

    That truck driver had a lot of guts coming into this part of town……Had

  • rgold

    Quality Control

  • Mr.Mirage

    A deleted scene from The Shining. Instead, Stanley went with a man in a dog suit with the ass exposed.

  • rgold

    Cujo doesn’t suffer from E.D. He uses Pintauro blood to maintain long & healthy lipstick!

  • Googopqp

    I’m a dog you idiot! I’m Detective John Kibbles!

  • Googopqp

    He was physically inactive…..so I changed that real quick

  • Googopqp

    Cujo used scowl……it’s super effective

  • Googopqp

    Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes…….this is the order in which to properly eat your prey

  • Googopqp

    That’ll show them pussies that an arrow to the knee is the least of their concern

  • Googopqp

    I hate it when my ADD kicks in and I notice that victims wearing t-shirts smell the worst while focusing on my athletic abilities I can ski backwards down a hill.

  • Googopqp

    Hey gurl, can I schizo number

  • Evan3

    Dogs…. They’re a Man’s best ENEMY

  • Evan3

    A boy and his dog…. aint got shit on me

  • Evan3

    You got a little something on your… y’know what, never mind.

  • rgold

    Only Hitchcock had bigger jowls…

  • AndrewSoukup24

    Chili’s…baby back ribs…barbecue sauce!

  • Bjames401

    Another movie about me…….Are you kidding me!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    “Suck it Beethoven”…tell that to his bank account.

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Beethoven’s a bitch!

  • IGETIGETBLOODY

    Just slaughtered some pussy!

  • DeadManZombieFan

    they got mad at me for burying my bone… so i buryed there bodys…

  • Beezle2112

    Last time I get front row tickets to a Gallagher show.

  • Beezle2112

    GWAR is AWESOME!

  • Beezle2112

    Damn. Still hungry.

  • cooperkill

    What do you mean Tad lived? What kind of Hollywood bullshit is this?

  • cooperkill

    What do you mean Tad survived? What kind of Hollywood bullshit is that?

  • Googopqp

    I guess you found out what happens when I actually catch the bunny

  • Googopqp

    Damn I wish I could fly

  • Googopqp

    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta’

  • Googopqp

    This is how it feels……to chew 5 gum

  • Googopqp

    I now can believe it is not butter

  • Googopqp

    Once you’ve had Saint Bernard you never go back……..and god help you if you go back!

  • Googopqp

    I am very experienced……in the art of love making

  • Googopqp

    Don’t let this blood fool you……I really am a nice dog once you get to know me

  • Googopqp

    What do you expect to happen?……..You did leave a pizza on the happen and I am a dog

    • Googopqp

      ****on the table

  • Googopqp

    Guess we found out…..you can break a Nokia phone

  • Googopqp

    Randomly interrupting Do……Woof

  • Googopqp

    They played keep away with the penis in Street Trash……I caught it!

  • Googopqp

    Go ahead Italians……kill another innocent animal for your films

  • Googopqp

    They said I could become anything……so I became Sengia!

  • Googopqp

    Bitch quiet……just get me a napkin or something, NOW!

  • Googopqp

    Does it look like I”m kidding?

  • Googopqp

    Hey…..I’m gunna eat you!

  • Googopqp

    Timmy just got a new car for his 17th birthday…….now that car has a nice new red paint job

  • Googopqp

    Salo 2……rise of the puppies

  • grayghost

    “Me know like all the shit @Googapqp say about me…
    …So me make lunch meat out of me.

    • Googopqp

      lol

  • grayghost

    I mean..lunch meat out of him…dogs not so smart.

    • grayghost

      “Me no like shit @Googapqp say about me…
      ….so me make lunch meat out of him.” ****I had to fix it

  • grayghost

    ” What do you mean i have rabies..
    ..Im just having a crappy day”

  • grayghost

    “I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin’ thang.”

  • grayghost

    “I’ve seen bitches squirt in pornos…
    …but i never seen it with them on their period.”

  • grayghost

    “No tears, please….
    ….It’s a waste of good suffering.”

  • grayghost

    “Fuck you, dog, really!?…
    ..I’d say you’re the one fucked”

  • grayghost

    “There are no real monsters….
    ….except for the one in my dog house”

  • grayghost

    “Hi, I’m cujo. My interests are long walks on the beach, poetry…
    ..and ripping apart some town folk”

  • grayghost

    “Taste like chicken.”

  • chopacockoff

    I accidently got a little redrum on my face.

  • chopacockoff

    You should see the other guys fist…hold on I’ll get that for you.

  • GrimDingo

    Hey, could be worse. My nose could be gushing with blood.

  • Googopqp

    Finally caught the mailman!

  • Googopqp

    I told you man…..don’t mix those pop rocks and pepsi

  • Googopqp

    When a frown has got you down……eat a clown

  • Googopqp

    Finally loses virginity…….Period

  • JawsII

    I use the Meisner Technique.

  • JawsII

    Cujo’s screen test for “Carrie”.

  • mistyfoe

    RUN BITCH RUUUUN!!!

  • twoheaded

    Cher’s audition for ‘Mask 2′ goes surprisingly well

  • twoheaded

    Stallone’s plastic surgeries for the next ‘Rambo’ go rather well

  • twoheaded

    Lady Gaga’s new dog-hat upsets PETA

  • twoheaded

    Immodium A-D: for those ‘Oh Shit’ moments in life

  • twoheaded

    Human Centipede: the Prequel

  • twoheaded

    Nothing wrong here!

  • twoheaded

    A-1: it’s that good

  • twoheaded

    I didn’t know! It wasn’t bacon!

  • sinisterzombie

    A Philadelphia Eagle told me too!

  • sinisterzombie

    Humans, the other white meat.

  • sinisterzombie

    The evil monkey in my closet told me to do it.

  • SuperKilla

    Don’t judge me by my looks, I’m really good with kids.

  • Laugh Riot

    The last child that attempted to pet me didn’t quite agree with me.

  • Laugh Riot

    Guess how many kids petted me and win this week.

  • Laugh Riot

    Your mother sure has a friendly looking dog hunny…

  • Googopqp

    Oh you haven’t heard of Paul Naschy? …..Well I havn’t heard of your liver!

  • Googopqp

    Jack Hill told me to take a Blood Bath……I got scared and hid in the Big Bird Cage

  • Googopqp

    I can’t believe……it’s not butter

  • Googopqp

    I cannot eat……just one lays potato chip

  • Googopqp

    I answered these questions three……where’s my treat?

  • Googopqp

    I feel like Jack……outta Scarecrows

  • Googopqp

    I’m coming to get you Barbara

  • Googopqp

    We all go alittle mad sometimes

  • Googopqp

    They call me evil……I call them dinner

  • Googopqp

    I really gotta stop attacking that dog in the mirror

  • Googopqp

    Your suffering will be legendary…….Even in hell

    • grayghost

      Hey don’t be biting off my Hellrasier references

      • Googopqp

        Did you use that one? I was listening to Aborted’s new album and the song Nailed Through Her Cunt came on and I was like that’s a good Hellraiser reference I can make lol

  • Googopqp

    Welcome to Primetime……..Bitch!

  • Googopqp

    Get ready for the mustache ride of your life

  • Googopqp

    Y’all just jelly

  • Googopqp

    Meet the new face……of muff diving

  • Googopqp

    Sorry baby…..too rough?

  • Googopqp

    When there’s no more squirrels in the yard…….the dogs will hunt the cats

  • Googopqp

    At least I don’t sparkle

  • grayghost

    “Not all dogs go to heaven…
    …I’m going to drag you to hell.”

  • grayghost

    Come on, Choppy! Sic balls, Choppy!

  • FahKauffBono

    “I don’t care how big his backyard is, I’m NEVER going to Michael Vick’s house again!!”

  • FahKauffBono

    “Dee Wallace gone make me lose my mind- UP IN HERE UP IN HERE!!”

  • Beanis

    I believe I also asked for mustard and relish on my hot dog.

  • Beanis

    McGruff the Crime Dog is having a really bad hair day.

  • Beanis

    Dee Wallace? Nope, haven’t seen her.

  • Beanis

    I fetch for no one!

  • Beanis

    I want my f**king Kibbles ‘n Bits.

  • Beanis

    You should see the other guy.

  • Googopqp

    You did say to EAT you out

  • tangerinee

    last time i eat cat food.

  • tangerinee

    you mean im too late for the carrie audition?

  • tangerinee

    crack is a helluva drug.

  • tangerinee

    what would YOU do for a klondike bar?

  • tangerinee

    preeety sure that bat was rabid.

  • tangerinee

    Step one: Admit that you have a problem.
    Hello, my name is Cujo and I have rabies.

  • Benatar01

    “Yes, I’m sure that it is too late for you to audition for the Carrie remake.”

  • Benatar01

    Yeah sure… my bark is worse than my bite. HA!!!

  • Benatar01

    “I smell dead people.”

  • WARLUST

    It sure is a dog eat dog world.

  • WARLUST

    Canine Munchies can’t be beat!!!

  • WARLUST

    Time to call it a day.

  • WARLUST

    why am I still hungry?

  • WARLUST

    I hope my next owner is a bit more…..understanding.

  • WARLUST

    F***ing cat.

  • WARLUST

    Who ‘hits & runs’ anymore? Seriously.

  • WARLUST

    “Blue skys are gonna clear up. Put on a happy face.”

  • WARLUST

    Last time I chase a Meat Wagon

  • WARLUST

    He said play dead didnt he?

  • WARLUST

    The things we do for love.

  • WARLUST

    Dogs cant get AIDS, Right?

  • grayghost

    I knew I should have eaten the blue waffle.

  • grayghost

    Yes, but do you really want to win at ‘wood chipper chicken’

  • tangerinee

    i don’t know how to put this but i’m kind of a big deal.

  • tangerinee

    i have humped my last leg.

  • tangerinee

    well this is what you get for not getting me my shots.

  • tangerinee

    oh hey, I’m back from the cat convention.

  • tangerinee

    i do everything but roll over.

  • tangerinee

    i said i wanted a mal-i-bu barbie, they just had to go.

  • grayghost

    I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
    Note to self..stay away from the “little dog”.

  • tangerinee

    look what the cat dragged in.

  • grayghost

    Ssht me one more time…
    ..you’ll be whispering thru a hole in your throat.

  • grayghost

    bacon, bacon, I smell BACON!!!
    ..the only thing that smells like bacon is BACON!!

  • grayghost

    When humans kill dogs “they put them asleep”…
    …when dogs kill humans “they put them through a meat grinder”

  • tangerinee

    well the groomer told me he’d make me look like
    Eddie from Fraiser.

  • tangerinee

    well the groomer told me he’d make me look like
    Eddie from Fraiser….I think he took a little
    too much off the top.

  • tangerinee

    why don’t you call me pretty anymore?

  • tangerinee

    lindsay lohan REALLY needs to stop driving.

  • tangerinee

    All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. you know what they got me? Mal-i-bu Barbie. That’s not what I wanted! That’s not who I was. I was a ballerina, graceful, delicate! They just had to go.

  • tangerinee

    So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a living creature? Don’t I deserve a new tennis ball?

  • tangerinee

    So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a living creature? Don’t I deserve a new tennis ball…and snausages?

  • tangerinee

    …that’s the last time I stick my nose where it doesn’t belong.

  • Googopqp

    No job, no money, and no education?…….Sounds Ruff

  • Googopqp

    Come at me bro……I double dog dare you

  • Googopqp

    That tree has some beautiful leaves…….but I prefer the Bark

  • Googopqp

    Hot day out…….tell me more about how you can’t stand it outside

  • Googopqp

    So bad ass……I come with my own radio broadcasting

  • Googopqp

    A dog with antlers……your argument is invalid

  • Googopqp

    …..Dat Ass

  • ThatMovieNerd

    Beef…it’s what’s for dinner.

  • ThatMovieNerd

    My bite is worse than my bark!

  • ThatMovieNerd

    I don’t beg for food

  • ThatMovieNerd

    Michael Vick did what now!?

  • TheChaser

    Christine, I swear! I was just checking her transmission fluid!

  • BJohnson

    I didn’t know she was on the rag. I thought that was peanut butter.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 ZombieWhore

    I ate President Obama, now a real man can take over

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 ZombieWhore

      I mean a real dog

  • Mives

    Yeah, it’s Raspberry Jam. What of it? We were out of Peanut Butter!

  • grayghost

    “Who sharted?”

  • grayghost

    When she said she liked it doggie style…
    ….I don’t think she had this in mind

  • grayghost

    This is why you should let a dog smell your hand before they rip out your balls.

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Yeah, sure Marley died from bloat

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Look, this leg humping is happening, deal with it

  • Mr-Turdlington

    More like Rin Tin Gone

  • Mr-Turdlington

    When wet, Cujo makes his own gravy

  • Mr-Turdlington

    This Clifford costume sucks

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Red Wings, it gives you bull

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Yeah, I shit in the living room. You got a problem wid dat?

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Don’t worry Seamus. I took care of it

  • Margoo1977

    His owner neutered him, so Cujo returned the favor.

  • Lou

    You’re right. They DO taste like chicken!

  • Googopqp

    If your joke is so funny…….Why aren’t I laughing?

  • Googopqp

    Chuck Norris has jokes……where are mine?

  • Googopqp

    Wrestling grizzly bears……not as fun as advertised

  • Googopqp

    Is your refrigerator running?…….Don’t worry I already caught it

  • Googopqp

    Plato is definitely not edible

  • Googopqp

    If another kid pulls my god damn tail!

  • Googopqp

    You gunna eat yo’ corn bread?

  • Googopqp

    Picture me in a ballerina costume……I dare you!

  • Googopqp

    When life hands you lemons……he the shit out of them before someone takes them

    • Googopqp

      eat the shit out of them

  • Googopqp

    When life has you down……bark and scare people

  • Googopqp

    What rhymes with Cujo?……..Run

  • Googopqp

    No I would not be interested in the Watchtower

  • joe31183

    They all laughed at me, Mama.

  • grayghost

    “Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! …So That’s why i’m going to rip your ass apart.”

  • silent_weasal

    Beggar Strips
    Dogs don’t know it’s not human.

  • chopacockoff

    Uh,he started it.

  • cooperkill

    Man, those people in the yellow Pinto look delicious!

  • OrangeFlavoredSunshine

    Dammit Cujo!!! I said play “dead”, not “death”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Moheetoe Pablo Delgadillo

    “So that’s what a tampon is…”

  • Mr-Turdlington

    ‘sup?

  • evenscarier

    I wish I had a coat hanger, and thumbs….thumbs would be good…

  • Mr-Turdlington

    Holy crap, did I just headbutt a Pinto? What the hell was I thinking? Those things are dangerous!

  • nevermindpopfilm

    Dogs, like Native Americans, use all parts of the animal. You being the animal of course…

  • chopacockoff

    The viscious attack on the drummer of Def Leppard inspired the hit song “Arm a gettin’ bit”.

  • Blazie

    that bitch SWORE there was peanut butter on that tampon…

  • EvanDickson

    Thanks guys! Great job! Contest is closed and winner will be announced today!

  • blackiesson73

    Get your own DAMN slippers !!!!!!!!

  • shawn.joyce.50

    Tastes like Kevin Bacon.

  • dogthulu

    Walk?