[BD Caption Contest] What Would ‘Cujo’ Say?!!!
We have some unique prizes this week. The Strange Kids Club is giving away two sets of posters for the hypothetical sequels of
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
Head inside for a look at the posters and to caption the pic of Cujo!
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“I SMELL… BACON!!!”
NOW can I have my Goddamn Bone?!
“She was on her Period… YOLO”
My car is out of gas.Do you think you can give me a lift?
Are we still going to the park?
Would you mind putting my leftowners in a doggie bag?
Dog:the Family Hunter
I think he looks great in the houndstooth sample I gave him.
I like you.
Come on baby! I’m clean I swear.
I took a bite out of crime…..crime won.
Apparently you can contract diseases when taking a bite out of crime.
♫ In the eyes of an angel ♫
That’s the last time I fall for the lick ketchup off my masters lap gag.
Clifford: The E! True Hollywood Story
“In my defence, I did say I liked it ‘ruff’!”
“Go to the prom with Carrie” they said… “It will be fun” they said
It’s a real “dog eat everything in it’s path” world out there!!!
And on that day Beethoven was not roll over…
“No, I haven’t seen the cat.”
And on that day Beethoven would not roll over…
Doggie left the window.
I wish Lassie would’ve told me it was “that” time of the month!!!
Touch my Kibbles ‘n Bits again… I dare you
Damn you, John Travolta!
I don’t know man…. I could have sworn it was Bacon
She told me she wasn’t in heat.
Woof woof, bitch.
Hey, I just met you and I know this is crazy…..
But my name is CUJO and I have the RABIES
Nice!
I see a pretty butterfly.
You didn’t throw the ball. You only pretended to throw the ball. Now you die.
Excuse me, I’m looking for the set of “Milo & Otis”…
“Today is thanksgiving day for dogs. But only if they came back from the dead”
“You ever seen a kitten run before, I mean REALLY run?”
Best one I’ve read…
Donate to PETA.
Try making a cute MEME out of this one.
Yoo Hoo…Ooh Mr. Viiiick!!
Marge Schott is gonna be pissed!
Where’s my Academy Award?
No, you cannot haz cheezburger.
“I waited for you, Fry”
Kibbles and Bits? How about a porterhouse, bitch.
Mmmmmm… mailman.
The postman always rings never
Got bitten…
by Chuck Norris.
Have a break…
have a postman.
“Please, Mr Postman, could you look and see, Is there a letter in that bag for me?”
Chasing cars…
fun, as long as they break.
“I dont know, Who IS the Boss?
I think it was that crew member right there who covered me in this sticky shit, when he least expects it Im gonna get him.
“Yeah, I know Danny Hid’nda’car’o!”
Well if you know a less messy way to eat ribs I wish you’d share it with the rest of us!
Huuuuuungry eyes!
Kids…
always ruining the fur.
Somebody get me the proactive!
omg, was that bitch in heat again!
BLOOD…IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER
Now you beg,
for your life.
You call my mama a bitch?!
Best in Show.
Fetch this.
Bitch better have my snausages!!
Dogs don’t know humans aren’t bacon.
You really want to try and put me in the tub?
I don’t bite. Really, just reach over and give me a pat…
Keep blowing that dog-whistle and just see what happens…
What? A bunch of people are dead? Who could have done it??
Man! I just wanted some PB
Oh that’s a cut dog. Does he bite?
Curb this.
We’re gonna need a bigger leash.
Timmy???? Ummmmmmmmmmm haven’t seen him.
That was human? Seriously?
You say rabies I say rabbis
“Face only a mother could love,” they said. Eat their faces I did.
He was STARVED for attention the day he got his fill
Tried to give him a bath. They got a bloodbath.
BA BA BABA BA BA BABA I WANNA BE SEDATED
… and Cesar Millan died doing what he loved the most
I’ll never be your beast of burden, So let’s go home and draw the curtains
“O.k,Iggy,You can be my dog”
Could somebody get me a tissue?
Cujo doesn’t need Viagra! He uses Pintauro blood to maintain long & healthy pink lipstick!
Is this gonna stain? I have a date tonight.
“Did the doggy eat a hotdog with ketchup or sumthing?” – Chip
Beethoven 10: The Michael Vick Chronicles
That’s the last time I take the doggy treat from out of her crotch
I came here to phuck bitches
Despite the look on my face, you’re still talking
Lassie tried to do the good thing… until I stopped that bitch and did the wrong thing!
Timmy is stuck in a well… and lassie is slowly being digested…
Who said all dogs go to heaven?… They must have been smoking crack…
It’s peanut butter JELLY TIME!!!
You know how the cats been becoming a problem?.. I figured it out..
I highly recommend old country buffet. The staff and people there are delicious!
Yea you thought a remake? I didn’t think so..
this is why the members of who let the dogs out were never seen or heard from again.
I’ll get you my pretty, and your little boy too!
Before there was Beethoven, there was ME!
Let’s go Michael Vick. Round 2 Motherfucker!
Holy shit, Someone ran over Beethoven
You see that truck …….
Well I didn’t
That is the last time I perform oral sex on Linda Blair
Well I did warn the dentist …..
Can you smell corn syrup ?
I thought cats had 9 lives,that truck has hit me 13 times and i still have a cracking smile
I wonder if this disguise will fool the post man
They said I wasn’t “family friendly” enough to be in Homeward Bound!
Do you have directions to “Pet Cemetery”?
Move over Beethoven this dog Cujo’s coming.
Sometimes dead is better.
Up next on Nat Geo… the series finale of “The Dog Whisperer.”
I RUV RETCHUP!
I let the dog out!
“… and that vet won’t be neutering anymore.”
Call me Chopper.
Raspberry?! Imma gonna kill Lonestar.
Please tell that was the Dog Whisperer!?
Please tell me that was the Dog Whisperer!?
What did the dog with rabies say to the woman and child who was locked in the car? IM A HELICOPTER!!
“Did you see [REC]?”… “Yeah, that was all me!”
“Where do you think Marilyn Chambers got it from, Hiyooo”
D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N.
I ain’t no bitch
Dive into the kool-aid pool, they said, it will be fun, they said.
That will teach them that the bowl HAS to be filled by 5:30.
Speak for yourself, Moron!
Didn’t eat any kibble but I DID eat some bits.. Of Joe and Gary.,,and the sheriff.
Follow the white rabbit they said, It’ll be fun they said.
You’ve got red on you
Don’t feed me your Hakuna Matata bull crap. I have freakin’ rabies!
Uh…about Timmy…
Imma eat the shit out of your children.
What PB and J?
You didn’t tell me it was a jelly donut!
How many asses do I have to sniff before I get a goddamn biscuit!
Don’t hate…because I ate…all the jelly donuts.
A Cujo ate my baby!
Today, some punk threw a chunk of blacktop at my car mirror. I wish I owned Cujo so I would have discovered this image instead of my damaged car.
“Sure, things have been slow. There are just so many rapid dog parts out there. At least I’m not selling Tupperware like Mr. Pintauro”
“Dog Whisperer my furry ass more like Dog screaming like a bitch when I got done with him.”
“How much is that doggie in the window ~Grr Grr~
The one with blood and guts all over his face”
“A real dog loves his bitch EVERYDAY of the month”…
The secret to Bush’s Baked Beans… PEOPLE
“Who let the rapid crazed 200lbs dog out…
Woo Woo please don’t kill me”
Michael Vick approves this picture.
Red rover red rover please don’t come over…
MEOW
Don’t look at me like that I told you I felt like Chinese…
“Throw. The . Goddamn. Ball. Right. Now!!!”
BLOODY DISGUSTING’S CUJO PUPPY CENTER
I know its hard to believe but I am great with kids.
I LOVE PEOPLE FOOD!!!
Good boy now bring me my fucking arm!
Red wings earned!!!!
I swear I didn’t eat that kid.
Tatses great AND its less filling.
Innards are a hell of a drug.
You’ve got some red on you.
Midol moment #14.
Scooby snack ? Heh heh heh…I dont think so …
“damn those fucking scanners!”
It’s time for you to smell MY crotch!
Possum ass tastes better than it looks
I said no ketchup on my hamburger!
Head and shoulders just ain’t gonna cut it
I Am Sam’s dog
Never go full retard
Dude, I think there was something weird in that hippie!
omg, my jelly roll exploded all over my face,
My face off model just wouldn’t listen. I told her the fake blood was just a tad too much!
Brains, Brains!
I cant stand to face myself in the mirror, Ive been a bad dog!
Real dogs love their bitches all days of the month
Mary had a little lamb……Had
You should see the other dog!
I like ketchup!
“Squirrel! Got proper fucked.”
Have you ever eaten out a zombie on her period? ……Yeah, I mean neither have I. Was just wondering.
Just got off the set of Dead Girl 2
I like it when they run……it gives me a workout and a meal
Twilight had the biggest audience attendance in history……Had
I sure do love me some french fried potaters and ketchup
Eat the jelly filled donuts they said…..you won’t get caught they said
I will eat your baby……carrots because they are healthy
The paintball mask didn’t stop anything!
I swear, I am not a mean dog……I just got really really hungry
That is the last time I try that catnip shit!
oh my god…..how are we going to explain this to mom?
Doesn’t matter…..Had sex
I feel as if I just came out of a great void of existence where flowers and bunnies fly through the air and it is completely beautiful and unthinkably grand……I also feel as if I ate every living thing there and made a huge mistake
Oh you have an escape plan?…..tell me how it involves running and hiding into a car surrounded by glass windows
I FUCKING LOVE THIS NEW CHILI COCAINE!
Is this part of Beethoven the 5th?
My owners had a very playful child…….Had
That’ll teach you to grab my tail you little shits
Cujo stared off into the immense carnage of gore that he created. All the bodies thrown majestically around and mangled……and he thought of nothing, because he is just a dog.
New contest?……better eat my own shit
You know how dogs can lick their own crotch?…..well, I think I messed up
So many cherries to pop…..So little time!
I found…..Osama
‘Merica!
I swear, if I find another italian ripoff film called Zombi 3 I am going to flip a shit!
That’ll teach you to squirt me with a water bottle!
They sprayed me with water…..I sprayed them with their own blood
They made me sniff my own shit…..I made them sniff their own intestines
They said I could be anything…..so I became a horror icon
They said I could become anything…..so I became a cherry
They nudered me…..so I nudered them
Forced gender reassignment…….is a song by Cattle Decapitation
That was a kick ass Gwar concert
And the kitties will look up and say feed me…..and I will look down upon them and whisper “Woof”
I stared at the man with the gun not knowing what was going to happen. He held the gun to my face and I said the only thing I could think of, “Woof”…. Because I am a dog, I cannot actually speak
That’ll teach you not to burn the banana stand Michael!
That was the greatest banana I have ever eaten……oh, that was a meat banana? I’m gunna go puke now.
Best orgy ever!
Orange juice gives me gas……
Knock knock. Who’s there? Chris Brown. Chris Brown who? Chris Brown because he beat Rihanna to it.
I sure do love the re-enactments for Shark Week
That is the last time I’ll drink and chase my tail
How can you say no to this face?
Dude, have you ever been so high you just ate people?
They teach me tricks……I teach them respect
I can’t eat another bite
Damn virgins
If I hear Gangnam Style one more god damn time!
Cujo….did you get into the tampons again?
Ok who has my Head and Shoulders.
“That awesome smell right in the middle of your legs got a leak.”
Pinocchio shall never tell another lie
You would not believe the day I had!
Damn, and I thought my own vomit tasted great!
…and that’s how I saved Christmas.
I love trick or treaters!
I r bad puppy?
“When the rabbit bites his own head off, I want you to throw that radio into the tub with me.”
Your days of promoting pets getting spayed or neutered are over Bob Barker!!!
In Soviet Russia Dog Eats You
Human..The other white meat …
A Real Cujo Don’t give a F- about no period
“It wasn’t Red Bull that gave me my wings”
Don’t stop the fight doc!!
The deadly spawn ain’t got nothin’ on me!
Bring it on Michael Bay…..try and remake me
You bore me little one…..
Cujo Presents- The Vagina Monologues
Feed me a stray cat!
Kibbles N’ Clits
I’m not sure how to delete my post, this one may be a lil to much
No such thing as too much. Let it play out. Oh… and Kibbles N Clits sounds like something I would like around the house.
Have you ever tripped so hard on acid you thought you were on a magical journey through Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory…..Yeah? Well, lets just say the kindergarden class were a bit traumatized by it
Who is your daddy…..and what does he do?
I’m a dog you idiot!
Guess my favorite hockey team?……give you a hint, they’re from Detroit
Furry…..for her pleasure
Don’t ask questions…..just get me a damn towel
I FUCKING LOVE DEEP DISH PIZZA!
Just got off the set of The Evil Dead remake…..oh yes, there will be blood
I’ve got an idea for a new massacre……Groundhog’s Day
I wish I could tell you I fought the good fight…….but periods are no fairly tale story
The squirrels ate my food……I ate their newborns
My eyes…..they bleed at the sight of you
I’m Fluffy the friendly dog…….teaching kids never to approach with a hand raised
Safety tip #32……don’t keep raw meat in your pocket
“Oh,my! And what’s the name of this act?”………… “The Aristocats!”
I’ll give you head you won’t believe
I’m not sure…..but I think you just blew my mind
One Direction just took a literal trip through my bowels
There is no Cujo…..only Zuul
F’in’ perfect.
“Cujo must be sick Ma. Dat jelly donut just smacked ‘er in da head.”
I’m wearing my new black metal facial blood mask
That truck driver had a lot of guts coming into this part of town……Had
Quality Control
A deleted scene from The Shining. Instead, Stanley went with a man in a dog suit with the ass exposed.
Cujo doesn’t suffer from E.D. He uses Pintauro blood to maintain long & healthy lipstick!
I’m a dog you idiot! I’m Detective John Kibbles!
He was physically inactive…..so I changed that real quick
Cujo used scowl……it’s super effective
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes…….this is the order in which to properly eat your prey
That’ll show them pussies that an arrow to the knee is the least of their concern
I hate it when my ADD kicks in and I notice that victims wearing t-shirts smell the worst while focusing on my athletic abilities I can ski backwards down a hill.
Hey gurl, can I schizo number
Dogs…. They’re a Man’s best ENEMY
A boy and his dog…. aint got shit on me
You got a little something on your… y’know what, never mind.
Only Hitchcock had bigger jowls…
Chili’s…baby back ribs…barbecue sauce!
Another movie about me…….Are you kidding me!
“Suck it Beethoven”…tell that to his bank account.
Beethoven’s a bitch!
Just slaughtered some pussy!
they got mad at me for burying my bone… so i buryed there bodys…
Last time I get front row tickets to a Gallagher show.
GWAR is AWESOME!
Damn. Still hungry.
What do you mean Tad lived? What kind of Hollywood bullshit is this?
What do you mean Tad survived? What kind of Hollywood bullshit is that?
I guess you found out what happens when I actually catch the bunny
Damn I wish I could fly
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta’
This is how it feels……to chew 5 gum
I now can believe it is not butter
Once you’ve had Saint Bernard you never go back……..and god help you if you go back!
I am very experienced……in the art of love making
Don’t let this blood fool you……I really am a nice dog once you get to know me
What do you expect to happen?……..You did leave a pizza on the happen and I am a dog
****on the table
Guess we found out…..you can break a Nokia phone
Randomly interrupting Do……Woof
They played keep away with the penis in Street Trash……I caught it!
Go ahead Italians……kill another innocent animal for your films
They said I could become anything……so I became Sengia!
Bitch quiet……just get me a napkin or something, NOW!
Does it look like I”m kidding?
Hey…..I’m gunna eat you!
Timmy just got a new car for his 17th birthday…….now that car has a nice new red paint job
Salo 2……rise of the puppies
“Me know like all the shit @Googapqp say about me…
…So me make lunch meat out of me.
lol
I mean..lunch meat out of him…dogs not so smart.
“Me no like shit @Googapqp say about me…
….so me make lunch meat out of him.” ****I had to fix it
” What do you mean i have rabies..
..Im just having a crappy day”
“I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin’ thang.”
“I’ve seen bitches squirt in pornos…
…but i never seen it with them on their period.”
“No tears, please….
….It’s a waste of good suffering.”
“Fuck you, dog, really!?…
..I’d say you’re the one fucked”
“There are no real monsters….
….except for the one in my dog house”
“Hi, I’m cujo. My interests are long walks on the beach, poetry…
..and ripping apart some town folk”
“Taste like chicken.”
I accidently got a little redrum on my face.
You should see the other guys fist…hold on I’ll get that for you.
Hey, could be worse. My nose could be gushing with blood.
Finally caught the mailman!
I told you man…..don’t mix those pop rocks and pepsi
When a frown has got you down……eat a clown
Finally loses virginity…….Period
I use the Meisner Technique.
Cujo’s screen test for “Carrie”.
RUN BITCH RUUUUN!!!
Cher’s audition for ‘Mask 2′ goes surprisingly well
Stallone’s plastic surgeries for the next ‘Rambo’ go rather well
Lady Gaga’s new dog-hat upsets PETA
Immodium A-D: for those ‘Oh Shit’ moments in life
Human Centipede: the Prequel
Nothing wrong here!
A-1: it’s that good
I didn’t know! It wasn’t bacon!
A Philadelphia Eagle told me too!
Humans, the other white meat.
The evil monkey in my closet told me to do it.
Don’t judge me by my looks, I’m really good with kids.
The last child that attempted to pet me didn’t quite agree with me.
Guess how many kids petted me and win this week.
Your mother sure has a friendly looking dog hunny…
Oh you haven’t heard of Paul Naschy? …..Well I havn’t heard of your liver!
Jack Hill told me to take a Blood Bath……I got scared and hid in the Big Bird Cage
I can’t believe……it’s not butter
I cannot eat……just one lays potato chip
I answered these questions three……where’s my treat?
I feel like Jack……outta Scarecrows
I’m coming to get you Barbara
We all go alittle mad sometimes
They call me evil……I call them dinner
I really gotta stop attacking that dog in the mirror
Your suffering will be legendary…….Even in hell
Hey don’t be biting off my Hellrasier references
Did you use that one? I was listening to Aborted’s new album and the song Nailed Through Her Cunt came on and I was like that’s a good Hellraiser reference I can make lol
Welcome to Primetime……..Bitch!
Get ready for the mustache ride of your life
Y’all just jelly
Meet the new face……of muff diving
Sorry baby…..too rough?
When there’s no more squirrels in the yard…….the dogs will hunt the cats
At least I don’t sparkle
“Not all dogs go to heaven…
…I’m going to drag you to hell.”
Come on, Choppy! Sic balls, Choppy!
“I don’t care how big his backyard is, I’m NEVER going to Michael Vick’s house again!!”
“Dee Wallace gone make me lose my mind- UP IN HERE UP IN HERE!!”
I believe I also asked for mustard and relish on my hot dog.
McGruff the Crime Dog is having a really bad hair day.
Dee Wallace? Nope, haven’t seen her.
I fetch for no one!
I want my f**king Kibbles ‘n Bits.
You should see the other guy.
You did say to EAT you out
last time i eat cat food.
you mean im too late for the carrie audition?
crack is a helluva drug.
what would YOU do for a klondike bar?
preeety sure that bat was rabid.
Step one: Admit that you have a problem.
Hello, my name is Cujo and I have rabies.
“Yes, I’m sure that it is too late for you to audition for the Carrie remake.”
Yeah sure… my bark is worse than my bite. HA!!!
“I smell dead people.”
It sure is a dog eat dog world.
Canine Munchies can’t be beat!!!
Time to call it a day.
why am I still hungry?
I hope my next owner is a bit more…..understanding.
F***ing cat.
Who ‘hits & runs’ anymore? Seriously.
“Blue skys are gonna clear up. Put on a happy face.”
Last time I chase a Meat Wagon
He said play dead didnt he?
The things we do for love.
Dogs cant get AIDS, Right?
I knew I should have eaten the blue waffle.
Yes, but do you really want to win at ‘wood chipper chicken’
i don’t know how to put this but i’m kind of a big deal.
i have humped my last leg.
well this is what you get for not getting me my shots.
oh hey, I’m back from the cat convention.
i do everything but roll over.
i said i wanted a mal-i-bu barbie, they just had to go.
I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Note to self..stay away from the “little dog”.
look what the cat dragged in.
Ssht me one more time…
..you’ll be whispering thru a hole in your throat.
bacon, bacon, I smell BACON!!!
..the only thing that smells like bacon is BACON!!
When humans kill dogs “they put them asleep”…
…when dogs kill humans “they put them through a meat grinder”
well the groomer told me he’d make me look like
Eddie from Fraiser.
well the groomer told me he’d make me look like
Eddie from Fraiser….I think he took a little
too much off the top.
why don’t you call me pretty anymore?
lindsay lohan REALLY needs to stop driving.
All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. you know what they got me? Mal-i-bu Barbie. That’s not what I wanted! That’s not who I was. I was a ballerina, graceful, delicate! They just had to go.
So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a living creature? Don’t I deserve a new tennis ball?
So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a living creature? Don’t I deserve a new tennis ball…and snausages?
…that’s the last time I stick my nose where it doesn’t belong.
No job, no money, and no education?…….Sounds Ruff
Come at me bro……I double dog dare you
That tree has some beautiful leaves…….but I prefer the Bark
Hot day out…….tell me more about how you can’t stand it outside
So bad ass……I come with my own radio broadcasting
A dog with antlers……your argument is invalid
…..Dat Ass
Beef…it’s what’s for dinner.
My bite is worse than my bark!
I don’t beg for food
Michael Vick did what now!?
Christine, I swear! I was just checking her transmission fluid!
I didn’t know she was on the rag. I thought that was peanut butter.
I ate President Obama, now a real man can take over
I mean a real dog
Yeah, it’s Raspberry Jam. What of it? We were out of Peanut Butter!
“Who sharted?”
When she said she liked it doggie style…
….I don’t think she had this in mind
This is why you should let a dog smell your hand before they rip out your balls.
Yeah, sure Marley died from bloat
Look, this leg humping is happening, deal with it
More like Rin Tin Gone
When wet, Cujo makes his own gravy
This Clifford costume sucks
Red Wings, it gives you bull
Yeah, I shit in the living room. You got a problem wid dat?
Don’t worry Seamus. I took care of it
His owner neutered him, so Cujo returned the favor.
You’re right. They DO taste like chicken!
If your joke is so funny…….Why aren’t I laughing?
Chuck Norris has jokes……where are mine?
Wrestling grizzly bears……not as fun as advertised
Is your refrigerator running?…….Don’t worry I already caught it
Plato is definitely not edible
If another kid pulls my god damn tail!
You gunna eat yo’ corn bread?
Picture me in a ballerina costume……I dare you!
When life hands you lemons……he the shit out of them before someone takes them
eat the shit out of them
When life has you down……bark and scare people
What rhymes with Cujo?……..Run
No I would not be interested in the Watchtower
They all laughed at me, Mama.
“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! …So That’s why i’m going to rip your ass apart.”
Beggar Strips
Dogs don’t know it’s not human.
Uh,he started it.
Man, those people in the yellow Pinto look delicious!
Dammit Cujo!!! I said play “dead”, not “death”.
“So that’s what a tampon is…”
‘sup?
I wish I had a coat hanger, and thumbs….thumbs would be good…
Holy crap, did I just headbutt a Pinto? What the hell was I thinking? Those things are dangerous!
Dogs, like Native Americans, use all parts of the animal. You being the animal of course…
The viscious attack on the drummer of Def Leppard inspired the hit song “Arm a gettin’ bit”.
that bitch SWORE there was peanut butter on that tampon…
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Get your own DAMN slippers !!!!!!!!
Tastes like Kevin Bacon.
Walk?