[BD Caption Contest] What Would Batty And Pris Say?
The First Prize winner this week is BadCrumbs (please DM me your US mailing address) you get a Mystery Prize!
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This week (ie for the winner of this new contest) we will be giving away a Blade Runner: 30th Anniversary Blu-ray Box Set to the first place winner (check out our review)! This thing is immense and gorgeous and you WANT to win it! We can’t do second place prizes next week, sorry!
Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!
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Our runner-up is miradotheblack!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
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So tell us Mr. Tyrell. How exactly do you know Peter Weyland?
You like? She love you long time.
Come on it’s only 50.00 bucks and you can say I did Daryl Hannah. Now for 75.00 you can say Rutger Hauer.
Dude, after that I got nothin! darkscarecrow for the win!
Many thanks!
Bryant can’t watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
lol
Well let us just say that “we had a replicant child, his name is David”!
Mom, dad meet my new wife Pris.
Now a threesome can be arranged. But you and us. Leon bad idea.
Well if you have seen some of the roles she played, then you would understand all the makeup.
Mr. Tyrell meet Peter Weyland.
You can either give us what we want, or we force you to watch “splash” until you either crack or pay up!
Do we look like we take Visa?
I’ll tell you why so serious, Mr. Tyrell…
Come on Ridley, put in a good word about us to James.
Is this where you sign up for Food Stamps?
You’re next words better not be ‘we’re out of peroxide’!
The plans to the new death star….Last time I seen them Leon had em!
Her name is Pris, but you can call her anything you like as long as you got the 50.00 bucks.
Come on, she’s already potty-trained.
I know “Batty” is a funny name for a pimp. But he’s all i have!
Make it quick, some guy named Deckard is after us.
I’m sorry Gary Glitter. I didn’t mean to interrupt
Well i guess after this we will be going on Springer..Then who knows!
You’re now ready for your first day as the new McDonalds Hamburglar.
Could you come back in a couple hrs. Were kinda busy
Just a couple of people doing people things
No, we haven’t seen any replicants
So, tell us again how the light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long.
Sorry we only have clowns left…
Fuck that old ass dude
…he’s right behind me, isn’t he?
Meet my sister, Raggedy Android…
Yes you silly I did do her make up..got a problem with that????
Guys I said “Yolo” not “Ruin your lives”
An android prostitute takes hipster mime classes …completely normal.
Wookies? Crystal skulls?….. this guy seems kind of far fetched.
Hobbitses? Whats a Hobbitses?
Quit rubbing that studded leather and focus on the plan
Hot Topic is lost to corporate America, now what? We live.
Bet you 5 bucks that’s going to be another Starbucks
What are you going to ask from Santa. A lolli-pop
That is the last time I let her do her own hair and makeup!!!!!!
I tawt I taw a putty tramp……. I did, I did taw a putty tramp!!!!!!!
I think the bean burritos are kicking in.
Don’t dream it. Be it.
David spade roles are getting stranger and stranger…
In just seven days, I can make you a man.
So…You shot Greedo first!!!
You see something funny? I said literally “something funny” I win thank you for playing.
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
This unit is powered by bacon
She can simply walk into mordor
Its a Rosie O’Donellsarus
Keep still she won’t see you
Now that Disney owns Lucasfilm, Bambi’s mom’ll shoot first.
Knock knock…. Who’s there?? Batty and Pris that’s who ….
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt …….
Go forth and let the world know
the name LADY GAGA!
David Bowie is
lookin good!
At least a damn whistle wont
get stuck in your head.
She’s not an android…she’s a TEACHER!
I thought you said she was a mermaid?
Welcome to “An Albino Family Christmas”!
Aren’t you happy that we weren’t sold to Disney.
I want more episodes of The Facts of Life…..Fucker.
Let us do your make-up!
Mimes are in this year
She is half off tonight
She’s in this phase now. Just smile and nod.
I thought you said this was a Black Swan Theme Party.
Is it safe?
She’s a really big fan of raccoons.
Now I want you to face your fear of Clowns.
These are not the droids you’re looking for.
We’re here for the orgy.
Don’t Move….He can’t see us if we don’t move.
PHEW! We almost missed ALF!
The couch was already chewed before we got here.
You gonna eat that?
If you need us, we’ll be hiding under the kitchen table begging for table scraps.
DROP DEAD FRED IS GOING FOR HOW MUCH?!?!
I don’t think the shark repellent worked…
I’m sorry….was I staring?
Waaaait for it…Now he’ll step outside and try to stomp out the flames!
90s Manson is gone, so sorry.
That’s all she has to do? And you’ll bring back Firefly?
Did the ICP tickets go on sale yet?
It’s not what it looks like, I can explain we were playing Charlie and the s&m factory.
Pris, I’m just gonna say it…..you creep me out sometimes
There’s a Weekend at Bernie’s 2?!
I don’t have to disagree,Pris, I thought Jaws: the Revenge was DAMN good!
Come on, Mom! Can Pris PLEASE spend the night?!
So it’s not gay if it’s in a three way?
You can watch porn on this internet you speak of for free?!
Whew! This orgy scene in Eyes Wide Shut is making me feel young again.
You’re telling me they’ve been dead the entire time?
Backstage at Cameron’s attempt to bring back Studio 60 Live On The Sunset Strip. Which he created. All by himself. Totally new idea.
Remake of Total Recall? Say hello to the new Kuato.
Of course she’ll satisfy you, just as she has with many others. That’s not make-up she’s wearing…
Yes….
I want to be the end of the Human Centipede.
So you think you have what it takes to join our mime school?
Roy: Tony Montana you say?
Pris: Strange ; the dust has no affect on me.
I don’t care what they say, watching this paint dry is fascinating
“Our piss will be lost to the sewers Pris… just like tears in the rain”
Pris and Batty… the 22nd century’s furby
We need your cars, you boots…. and your pancake makeup
No way!… Is this film REALLY based on Electric Sheep?
3PO and D2?… they aint got nothing on us!
Keep rubbing on me like that…
..youre gonna have DW40 all over your back.
Phyllis Diller called..
…she wants her look back.
Wake up! time to dye..
..your hair!
Did you make that little friend…
..in your pants
“Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orio”..blah blah blah..
..let’s make love.
“skin job”?..
..thatll cost extra.
You’d better get it up…
… or we’re gonna have to kill you!
Maybe It’s Maybelline…
She’s got Bette Davi’s eyes..
..she keeps them in a jar.
Remember to film it.
Catholic Priest Roleplay
“Dont come back without the last Twinkies”
Remember,
A ZJ is premium price.
Their biggest turn ons are Autozone and Ace.
Just to clarify.
They hate Dub step.
The 2019 Los Angeles
Robot Dance Champions!
The original Emo look.
GOD! I want to win this contest so bad. lol
I hope “God” has nothing to do with winning this contest because i’ll be in deep shit.
Behind you Clown Girl!
It is the HITCHER!
Sesame Street is going a whole new direction to replace Elmo
Also….she can kill you with her brain.
Hi, David, I’m Roy what do you say you call you friends Ash and Bishop and we’ll run a train on this crazy bitch.
We’re not computers, Sebastian, we’re physical…..
…So let me hear your body talk.
kids…
let me tell you the story of how i met your grammy.
It is time to put “Operation: Kidnap The Sandy Claws” into full effect.
Do you have any crack?
I found her wrapped in plastic and what we did was FANTASTIC!
Hey tonight you get the bearded lady I get the clown…
Don’t judge tonight’s FARSCAPE roleplay It’s fun…
She had me at Poker Face and I never looked back.
Maybe I told her to rub the lotion on her skin too much….
Ya Think!!!
Thinking what I’m thinking?
Don’t you have enough makeup already?
Phone sex with a mime.. I wouldn’t recommend it.
She is a clown. Some of makeup just rubbed off… Somewhere….
Me fifth element…supreme being.
Me protect you.
Hi, This is my first eHarmony video…
…and I just want to say I LOVE cats.
Oil can..
..He said oil can!
Tammy Faye bakker school of cosmetics….
…class of 2019
..and you never need to change the batteries on this doll.
…and she feels totally realistic. PLUS..it vibrates!
Eat your heart out Joker!
You take his top, I’ll take the bottom.
Pris,give me back my party hair.
You smell like an electric sheep.
What do you mean….does the carpet match the drapes?
I can’t believe we lost the leads in Twilight to those chumps.
Stop playing with the studded leather or you’ll miss our cue
Do you know what they call an Android in the future?….A Replicant with cheese.
So did you hear we’re apart of the Alien universe?…..no comment.
Is this the line to the men’s room?….uhh yes and no.
I’d hope to never say this but I pity these fools.
Yes Pris, your makeup looks completely natural.
The beautiful people …
…The beautiful people
This is robin Leech and welcome to…
..Lifestyles of The rich and Synthetic
Telling Pris she looked retarded would not be PC…
..to say she looks Fundamentally Delayed would be OK
Avon calling..
..Do you think she needs anymore make-up?
Class of Nuke Em’ High..
….Prom King and Queen
My I introduce, Peter Weyland!
I’m normal but she has been to a demented mime class.
Oh forget the makeup. She so horney, love u long time soldier boy.
Were engaged and I don’t care how you all feel.
Just a warning. The last person to make fun of her is paralyzed for life.
My name is Batty & her’s is Pris. Just don’t piss Pris off.
When we were created they got the names wrong. She is Batty and I’ll take Pris any day over Batty. Batty suits her, don’t you think?
Now you know why she got the Razzie nod for Wall Street.
When she was created, they ran out of spare hair. So they used a mop.
If I knew this was a contest I would have used a different eye liner.
I told her more than once. “Don’t put your finger into the elecrtical outlet”. Did she listen? NO!
Well if I remove the makeup then the price for her goes down. ten bucks and she is yours. But trust me go with the makeup it’s worth it.
Think about it Ridley. Hobo with a clown. Now thats Oscar material. I mean Blade Runner was a Cult Classic.
Yes Replicant’s have feelings. Right now I’m felling pretty pissed at….at well just look at her.
You said this was about Replicants not a “Marcel Marceau” bio.
BEEP BEEP Mr Tyrell! They ALL float down here. When you’re down here with us, you’ll float too!
Roy Baty: “i want to live longer”!
Pris: “Wan’t a baloon”?
Wrong set. This is not the set for “it” and no that’s not Pennywise.
The name is Blatty, Roy Blatty 00 Replicant and this is my Blatty girl pris. Replicant clown!
You sure this is a Paul Mitchell photo shoot?
They paid Ford HOW MUCH?!!?
I take here everywhere I go. Trouble is she finds her way back. Gotta get this fixed…
Ohh Mr. Tyrell, I brought your Christmas present.
Roy Blatty: I brought you to a place called Cyberdyne. Just remember your name is Sarah Conner and not Pris.
Pris: Is this gonna pay 50.00 too.
Don’t dream it,….
…. be it.
Mr. Ripley Scott?
………………..No remake. Just Don’t.
Mr. Ridley Scott?
…… No remake. Remember Tony. We will not hesitate.
So you want to date my daughter…
..you know I have a shotgun, right?
You never told me that flour stick’s to Replicants.
She read the Book “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep” and it really messed her up bad.
Go ahead, eat your heart out Ed Wood.
Happy Holidays from…
..The Replicants
Quit poking me in the back with that thing. Tis the season to be jolly.
You all may laugh now. But have any of you been to 2019?
Pris: Will we have a white Christmas?
Batty: Who cares, I’ve seen enough white for a lifetime!
Pris: If they do a remake I wan’t a cameo.
Batty: Not if I can find a shotgun you wont!
Come in and join the party. Were gonna play replicant Twister and Phill brought an electric sheep.
Were still looking, is this the set for butman and throbin?
Merry Christmas mom. Meet my wife Pris. We thought Christmas was the perfect day to tell you.
We brought the Christmas presents. Pris, go get the big box. “whispers You know the one with the sheep in it.
Were here to see Mr. Burton. It’s about the role of the Joker.
Look pris, they got us wd-40 and a can of white spray paint for Christmas. Thanks, you all. Just exactly what we wanted.
I’m griping this chair because, she is smiling again. Isn’t she?
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. But I have never seen anything like this. Time to die.
Come on Deckard, why she would’nt even harm a fly. JUst look at that face and smile.
Anybody up for a little S&M this holiday season?
We know what your thinking. Did he fire five shots or was it six………
Were both smiling like this because were looking into a mirror. Laughter will follow!
Why are you staring at us like that?
Just smile, act natural and maybe let will let us in.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me…
…two psycho killing machines
Look honey Christmas carolers..
quick put a bullet in my head.
Hey, I can tell us how to get to…
..the Island of Misfit Toys?
Sorry Pris I can’t heard you..
..some A hole keeps talking over the movie.
No thanks! We don’t drink egg nog. But I’ll have a shot of quaker state and she will have the same with a side of cotten candy.
I told you we should have went over to the Weylands for Christmas. All father wanted to do was play chess.
Thanks for the presents dad. But what exactly is a Blade Runner and why can’t I exchange it?
Now this holiday season I’m knocking 75% off her. You only get the head at this price but she does give great Replicant jobs. Just ask Bill Clinton.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,…
…All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Oh looky look….a new play toy!
Batty, why is everyone asking me to say “Why so serious”?
Hello Mr. Bunker, were here to take Goria to the Prom.
Come on, Evan…I think it’s time to pick a winning. I’m dying over hear.
Were here for the casting of A Serbian Film Pt2.
Were funny, funny how. What the f*ck is so funny about us?
Someday those cave paintings we did will be found.
And some old fool will fall for it!
We both have tried counting sheep. But how can you sleep when the sheep are neon?
Our New Year’s resolution is to find a different hair stylist!
Come on Ridley, do a sequel. I’ll take a cameo and she will be happy with just a stand in.
Won her on Ebay. Batteries weren’t included.
Now that’s a RILF !
Lothos vs. Elle Driver. Who will win?
Yeah, it does smell like children.
I hope the carpet DOESN’T match the curtains.
Batty, I told you it’s too big to fit in there!
We are Siamese if you please,
We are Siamese if you don’t please.
Oh my Goth!
This is my sister…she’s a little “touched”.
You can trust us, it’s not like we are genetically engineered organic robots.
Trick or treat? Seriously?
I swear, it doesn’t look like a wig at all.
My advice, shampoo AND conditioner.
“We all float down here”
“Why don’t you go ahead and suck my Philip K. Dick.”
Yes we share the same hair stylist as Donald Trump.
I’m Batty and she is Prissy may we come in and introduce you to the church of Jehova’s Witness?
Look
OMG! We are on Family Guy.
You silent motherf*ckers!
As soon as that camera is off, he gonna f*ck that little dog.
She got one of them peanut butter pussies: it’s brown, smooth and easy to spread.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, hangin’ off the Cross, for Chrissake, God damn it, shit!
Pris, Stop staring they don’t make any sense to me either.
Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy shit!
I’m Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we’ll give you a stick, you’ll give it a lick. And it’ll tickle you all the way down.
Goddamn, motherf*cker…
… got blood all over my best clown suit.
Well, shit the bed! Howdy folks, come on in!
You serious Clark?
At least we are not a facebook joke yet.
We are what the Mayans warned about.
~I smell burnt motor oil.
~Sorry I farted.
(I know this is abit long to fit on the image..but I am image Roy saying this.)…
Now the first time you kill somebody, that’s the hardest. I don’t give a shit if you’re fuckin’ Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin’ tower that killed all them people? I’ll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin’ foolin’. The second one… the second one ain’t no fuckin’ Mardis Gras either, but it’s better than the first one ’cause you still feel the same thing, y’know… except it’s more diluted, y’know it’s… it’s better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one… the third one is easy, you level right off. It’s no problem. Now… shit… now I do it just to watch their fuckin’ expression change.
What I ment to say was…I can imagine Roy saying something like this.
So what if she’s 12!?
Thanks guys!! The contest is now CLOSED! A winner will be announced later today or tomorrow!
Whats up… where’s the hair dye?
Hahahaha… his name is Philip K WHAT???
Do Androids Dream of Sexy Toasters?
The first real dolls!!!
“You say The Host is a sci-fi masterpiece?
Please tell us how much of a sci-fi geek you are.”
The amount of hair spray used by Pris in a single day can be gargantuan.
“What’s that?”
“My Hanzo sword.”
“You and me are goin’ on a car ride to hell… You’re riding shotgun!”