[BD Caption Contest] What Would Batty And Pris Say? - Bloody Disgusting!

[BD Caption Contest] What Would Batty And Pris Say?

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The First Prize winner this week is BadCrumbs (please DM me your US mailing address) you get a Mystery Prize!

This week (ie for the winner of this new contest) we will be giving away a Blade Runner: 30th Anniversary Blu-ray Box Set to the first place winner (check out our review)! This thing is immense and gorgeous and you WANT to win it! We can’t do second place prizes next week, sorry!

Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-up is miradotheblack!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

  • darkscarecrow

    So tell us Mr. Tyrell. How exactly do you know Peter Weyland?

  • darkscarecrow

    You like? She love you long time.

  • darkscarecrow

    Come on it’s only 50.00 bucks and you can say I did Daryl Hannah. Now for 75.00 you can say Rutger Hauer.

    • Trixxxster

      Dude, after that I got nothin! darkscarecrow for the win!

      • darkscarecrow

        Many thanks!

  • goasklucy

    Bryant can’t watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

    • darkscarecrow

      lol

  • darkscarecrow

    Well let us just say that “we had a replicant child, his name is David”!

  • darkscarecrow

    Mom, dad meet my new wife Pris.

  • darkscarecrow

    Now a threesome can be arranged. But you and us. Leon bad idea.

  • darkscarecrow

    Well if you have seen some of the roles she played, then you would understand all the makeup.

  • darkscarecrow

    Mr. Tyrell meet Peter Weyland.

  • darkscarecrow

    You can either give us what we want, or we force you to watch “splash” until you either crack or pay up!

  • darkscarecrow

    Do we look like we take Visa?

  • DoktorH

    I’ll tell you why so serious, Mr. Tyrell…

  • darkscarecrow

    Come on Ridley, put in a good word about us to James.

  • darkscarecrow

    Is this where you sign up for Food Stamps?

  • xxxwolf666

    You’re next words better not be ‘we’re out of peroxide’!

  • darkscarecrow

    The plans to the new death star….Last time I seen them Leon had em!

  • darkscarecrow

    Her name is Pris, but you can call her anything you like as long as you got the 50.00 bucks.

  • Ravinus

    Come on, she’s already potty-trained.

  • darkscarecrow

    I know “Batty” is a funny name for a pimp. But he’s all i have!

  • darkscarecrow

    Make it quick, some guy named Deckard is after us.

  • Alex Brookshire

    I’m sorry Gary Glitter. I didn’t mean to interrupt

  • darkscarecrow

    Well i guess after this we will be going on Springer..Then who knows!

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    You’re now ready for your first day as the new McDonalds Hamburglar.

  • darkscarecrow

    Could you come back in a couple hrs. Were kinda busy

  • Matt Konopka

    Just a couple of people doing people things

  • Matt Konopka

    No, we haven’t seen any replicants

  • stephdrum99

    So, tell us again how the light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long.

  • phbear91

    Sorry we only have clowns left…

  • tankboy138

    Fuck that old ass dude
    …he’s right behind me, isn’t he?

  • Comedian666

    Meet my sister, Raggedy Android…

  • Yes you silly I did do her make up..got a problem with that????

  • BornVillian

    Guys I said “Yolo” not “Ruin your lives”

  • Chad

    An android prostitute takes hipster mime classes …completely normal.

  • wachuseh

    Wookies? Crystal skulls?….. this guy seems kind of far fetched.

  • BornVillian

    Hobbitses? Whats a Hobbitses?

  • BornVillian

    Quit rubbing that studded leather and focus on the plan

  • BornVillian

    Hot Topic is lost to corporate America, now what? We live.

  • BornVillian

    Bet you 5 bucks that’s going to be another Starbucks

  • BornVillian

    What are you going to ask from Santa. A lolli-pop

  • ewermuth

    That is the last time I let her do her own hair and makeup!!!!!!

  • ewermuth

    I tawt I taw a putty tramp……. I did, I did taw a putty tramp!!!!!!!

  • Caspian80

    I think the bean burritos are kicking in.

  • pyrepunk

    Don’t dream it. Be it.

  • valmont325

    David spade roles are getting stranger and stranger…

  • pyrepunk

    In just seven days, I can make you a man.

  • walkinged

    So…You shot Greedo first!!!

  • ShaggyPA

    You see something funny? I said literally “something funny” I win thank you for playing.

  • dave1989

    Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

  • spydr36

    This unit is powered by bacon

  • spydr36

    She can simply walk into mordor

  • ShiftyRaccoon

    Its a Rosie O’Donellsarus
    Keep still she won’t see you

  • Don Allen

    Now that Disney owns Lucasfilm, Bambi’s mom’ll shoot first.

  • LesleyMB

    Knock knock…. Who’s there?? Batty and Pris that’s who ….

  • LesleyMB

    John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt …….

  • miradotheblack

    Go forth and let the world know

    the name LADY GAGA!

  • miradotheblack

    David Bowie is

    lookin good!

  • miradotheblack

    At least a damn whistle wont

    get stuck in your head.

  • FahKauffBono

    She’s not an android…she’s a TEACHER!

  • russellg79

    I thought you said she was a mermaid?

  • russellg79

    Welcome to “An Albino Family Christmas”!

  • Lion7718

    Aren’t you happy that we weren’t sold to Disney.

  • FahKauffBono

    I want more episodes of The Facts of Life…..Fucker.

  • theCr0w

    Let us do your make-up!

  • theCr0w

    Mimes are in this year

  • theCr0w

    She is half off tonight

  • TwistedCritic

    She’s in this phase now. Just smile and nod.

  • theghost1984

    I thought you said this was a Black Swan Theme Party.

  • theghost1984

    Is it safe?

  • theghost1984

    She’s a really big fan of raccoons.

  • theghost1984

    Now I want you to face your fear of Clowns.

  • theghost1984

    These are not the droids you’re looking for.

  • theghost1984

    We’re here for the orgy.

  • LazyZombie

    Don’t Move….He can’t see us if we don’t move.

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    PHEW! We almost missed ALF!

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    The couch was already chewed before we got here.

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    You gonna eat that?

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    If you need us, we’ll be hiding under the kitchen table begging for table scraps.

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    DROP DEAD FRED IS GOING FOR HOW MUCH?!?!

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    I don’t think the shark repellent worked…

  • LazyZombie

    I’m sorry….was I staring?

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    Waaaait for it…Now he’ll step outside and try to stomp out the flames!

  • snuff.house.mike

    90s Manson is gone, so sorry.

  • LazyZombie

    That’s all she has to do? And you’ll bring back Firefly?

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    Did the ICP tickets go on sale yet?

  • It’s not what it looks like, I can explain we were playing Charlie and the s&m factory.

  • LazyZombie

    Pris, I’m just gonna say it…..you creep me out sometimes

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    There’s a Weekend at Bernie’s 2?!

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    I don’t have to disagree,Pris, I thought Jaws: the Revenge was DAMN good!

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    Come on, Mom! Can Pris PLEASE spend the night?!

  • LazyZombie

    So it’s not gay if it’s in a three way?

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    You can watch porn on this internet you speak of for free?!

  • Tromaville-Health-Club

    Whew! This orgy scene in Eyes Wide Shut is making me feel young again.

  • LazyZombie

    You’re telling me they’ve been dead the entire time?

  • Mr.Mirage

    Backstage at Cameron’s attempt to bring back Studio 60 Live On The Sunset Strip. Which he created. All by himself. Totally new idea.

  • chessurkat

    Remake of Total Recall? Say hello to the new Kuato.

  • spectrumefp

    Of course she’ll satisfy you, just as she has with many others. That’s not make-up she’s wearing…

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Yes….
    I want to be the end of the Human Centipede.

  • Cichy

    So you think you have what it takes to join our mime school?

  • chessurkat

    Roy: Tony Montana you say?

    Pris: Strange ; the dust has no affect on me.

  • chessurkat

    I don’t care what they say, watching this paint dry is fascinating

  • Evan3

    “Our piss will be lost to the sewers Pris… just like tears in the rain”

  • Evan3

    Pris and Batty… the 22nd century’s furby

  • Evan3

    We need your cars, you boots…. and your pancake makeup

  • Evan3

    No way!… Is this film REALLY based on Electric Sheep?

  • Evan3

    3PO and D2?… they aint got nothing on us!

  • grayghost

    Keep rubbing on me like that…
    ..youre gonna have DW40 all over your back.

  • grayghost

    Phyllis Diller called..
    …she wants her look back.

  • grayghost

    Wake up! time to dye..
    ..your hair!

  • grayghost

    Did you make that little friend…
    ..in your pants

  • grayghost

    “Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orio”..blah blah blah..
    ..let’s make love.

  • grayghost

    “skin job”?..
    ..thatll cost extra.

  • grayghost

    You’d better get it up…
    … or we’re gonna have to kill you!

  • grayghost

    Maybe It’s Maybelline…

  • grayghost

    She’s got Bette Davi’s eyes..
    ..she keeps them in a jar.

  • miradotheblack

    Remember to film it.

  • miradotheblack

    Catholic Priest Roleplay

  • miradotheblack

    “Dont come back without the last Twinkies”

  • miradotheblack

    Remember,

    A ZJ is premium price.

  • miradotheblack

    Their biggest turn ons are Autozone and Ace.

  • miradotheblack

    Just to clarify.

    They hate Dub step.

  • miradotheblack

    The 2019 Los Angeles

    Robot Dance Champions!

  • miradotheblack

    The original Emo look.

  • miradotheblack

    GOD! I want to win this contest so bad. lol

    • grayghost

      I hope “God” has nothing to do with winning this contest because i’ll be in deep shit.

  • miradotheblack

    Behind you Clown Girl!

    It is the HITCHER!

  • grayghost

    Sesame Street is going a whole new direction to replace Elmo

  • LazyZombie

    Also….she can kill you with her brain.

  • grayghost

    Hi, David, I’m Roy what do you say you call you friends Ash and Bishop and we’ll run a train on this crazy bitch.

  • grayghost

    We’re not computers, Sebastian, we’re physical…..
    …So let me hear your body talk.

  • FREE-GIRTH

    kids…

    let me tell you the story of how i met your grammy.

  • dave1989

    It is time to put “Operation: Kidnap The Sandy Claws” into full effect.

  • dave1989

    Do you have any crack?

  • Laugh Riot

    I found her wrapped in plastic and what we did was FANTASTIC!

  • Laugh Riot

    Hey tonight you get the bearded lady I get the clown…

  • Laugh Riot

    Don’t judge tonight’s FARSCAPE roleplay It’s fun…

  • Laugh Riot

    She had me at Poker Face and I never looked back.

  • Laugh Riot

    Maybe I told her to rub the lotion on her skin too much….

    Ya Think!!!

  • Laugh Riot

    Thinking what I’m thinking?

    Don’t you have enough makeup already?

  • Laugh Riot

    Phone sex with a mime.. I wouldn’t recommend it.

  • Laugh Riot

    She is a clown. Some of makeup just rubbed off… Somewhere….

  • grayghost

    Me fifth element…supreme being.
    Me protect you.

  • grayghost

    Hi, This is my first eHarmony video…
    …and I just want to say I LOVE cats.

  • grayghost

    Oil can..
    ..He said oil can!

  • grayghost

    Tammy Faye bakker school of cosmetics….
    …class of 2019

  • LennitW

    ..and you never need to change the batteries on this doll.

  • LennitW

    …and she feels totally realistic. PLUS..it vibrates!

  • LennitW

    Eat your heart out Joker!

  • LennitW

    You take his top, I’ll take the bottom.

  • The_antagonist

    Pris,give me back my party hair.

  • The_antagonist

    You smell like an electric sheep.

  • LazyZombie

    What do you mean….does the carpet match the drapes?

  • BornVillian

    I can’t believe we lost the leads in Twilight to those chumps.

  • BornVillian

    Stop playing with the studded leather or you’ll miss our cue

  • BornVillian

    Do you know what they call an Android in the future?….A Replicant with cheese.

  • BornVillian

    So did you hear we’re apart of the Alien universe?…..no comment.

  • BornVillian

    Is this the line to the men’s room?….uhh yes and no.

  • BornVillian

    I’d hope to never say this but I pity these fools.

  • Lou

    Yes Pris, your makeup looks completely natural.

  • grayghost

    The beautiful people …
    …The beautiful people

  • grayghost

    This is robin Leech and welcome to…
    ..Lifestyles of The rich and Synthetic

  • grayghost

    Telling Pris she looked retarded would not be PC…
    ..to say she looks Fundamentally Delayed would be OK

  • grayghost

    Avon calling..
    ..Do you think she needs anymore make-up?

  • grayghost

    Class of Nuke Em’ High..
    ….Prom King and Queen

  • darkscarecrow

    My I introduce, Peter Weyland!

  • darkscarecrow

    I’m normal but she has been to a demented mime class.

  • darkscarecrow

    Oh forget the makeup. She so horney, love u long time soldier boy.

  • darkscarecrow

    Were engaged and I don’t care how you all feel.

  • darkscarecrow

    Just a warning. The last person to make fun of her is paralyzed for life.

  • darkscarecrow

    My name is Batty & her’s is Pris. Just don’t piss Pris off.

  • darkscarecrow

    When we were created they got the names wrong. She is Batty and I’ll take Pris any day over Batty. Batty suits her, don’t you think?

  • darkscarecrow

    Now you know why she got the Razzie nod for Wall Street.

  • darkscarecrow

    When she was created, they ran out of spare hair. So they used a mop.

  • darkscarecrow

    If I knew this was a contest I would have used a different eye liner.

  • darkscarecrow

    I told her more than once. “Don’t put your finger into the elecrtical outlet”. Did she listen? NO!

  • darkscarecrow

    Well if I remove the makeup then the price for her goes down. ten bucks and she is yours. But trust me go with the makeup it’s worth it.

  • darkscarecrow

    Think about it Ridley. Hobo with a clown. Now thats Oscar material. I mean Blade Runner was a Cult Classic.

  • darkscarecrow

    Yes Replicant’s have feelings. Right now I’m felling pretty pissed at….at well just look at her.

  • darkscarecrow

    You said this was about Replicants not a “Marcel Marceau” bio.

  • darkscarecrow

    BEEP BEEP Mr Tyrell! They ALL float down here. When you’re down here with us, you’ll float too!

  • darkscarecrow

    Roy Baty: “i want to live longer”!
    Pris: “Wan’t a baloon”?

  • darkscarecrow

    Wrong set. This is not the set for “it” and no that’s not Pennywise.

  • darkscarecrow

    The name is Blatty, Roy Blatty 00 Replicant and this is my Blatty girl pris. Replicant clown!

  • Lou

    You sure this is a Paul Mitchell photo shoot?

  • Lou

    They paid Ford HOW MUCH?!!?

  • darkscarecrow

    I take here everywhere I go. Trouble is she finds her way back. Gotta get this fixed…

  • darkscarecrow

    Ohh Mr. Tyrell, I brought your Christmas present.

  • darkscarecrow

    Roy Blatty: I brought you to a place called Cyberdyne. Just remember your name is Sarah Conner and not Pris.
    Pris: Is this gonna pay 50.00 too.

  • grayghost

    Don’t dream it,….
    …. be it.

  • Mr.Mirage

    Mr. Ripley Scott?
    ………………..No remake. Just Don’t.

    • Mr.Mirage

      Mr. Ridley Scott?
      …… No remake. Remember Tony. We will not hesitate.

  • FahKauffBono

    So you want to date my daughter…

    ..you know I have a shotgun, right?

  • darkscarecrow

    You never told me that flour stick’s to Replicants.

  • darkscarecrow

    She read the Book “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep” and it really messed her up bad.

  • darkscarecrow

    Go ahead, eat your heart out Ed Wood.

  • grayghost

    Happy Holidays from…
    ..The Replicants

  • darkscarecrow

    Quit poking me in the back with that thing. Tis the season to be jolly.

  • darkscarecrow

    You all may laugh now. But have any of you been to 2019?

  • darkscarecrow

    Pris: Will we have a white Christmas?
    Batty: Who cares, I’ve seen enough white for a lifetime!

  • darkscarecrow

    Pris: If they do a remake I wan’t a cameo.
    Batty: Not if I can find a shotgun you wont!

  • darkscarecrow

    Come in and join the party. Were gonna play replicant Twister and Phill brought an electric sheep.

  • darkscarecrow

    Were still looking, is this the set for butman and throbin?

  • darkscarecrow

    Merry Christmas mom. Meet my wife Pris. We thought Christmas was the perfect day to tell you.

  • darkscarecrow

    We brought the Christmas presents. Pris, go get the big box. “whispers You know the one with the sheep in it.

  • darkscarecrow

    Were here to see Mr. Burton. It’s about the role of the Joker.

  • darkscarecrow

    Look pris, they got us wd-40 and a can of white spray paint for Christmas. Thanks, you all. Just exactly what we wanted.

  • darkscarecrow

    I’m griping this chair because, she is smiling again. Isn’t she?

  • darkscarecrow

    I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. But I have never seen anything like this. Time to die.

  • darkscarecrow

    Come on Deckard, why she would’nt even harm a fly. JUst look at that face and smile.

  • darkscarecrow

    Anybody up for a little S&M this holiday season?

  • darkscarecrow

    We know what your thinking. Did he fire five shots or was it six………

  • darkscarecrow

    Were both smiling like this because were looking into a mirror. Laughter will follow!

  • darkscarecrow

    Why are you staring at us like that?

  • darkscarecrow

    Just smile, act natural and maybe let will let us in.

  • grayghost

    On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me…
    …two psycho killing machines

  • grayghost

    Look honey Christmas carolers..
    quick put a bullet in my head.

  • grayghost

    Hey, I can tell us how to get to…
    ..the Island of Misfit Toys?

  • grayghost

    Sorry Pris I can’t heard you..
    ..some A hole keeps talking over the movie.

  • darkscarecrow

    No thanks! We don’t drink egg nog. But I’ll have a shot of quaker state and she will have the same with a side of cotten candy.

  • darkscarecrow

    I told you we should have went over to the Weylands for Christmas. All father wanted to do was play chess.

  • darkscarecrow

    Thanks for the presents dad. But what exactly is a Blade Runner and why can’t I exchange it?

  • darkscarecrow

    Now this holiday season I’m knocking 75% off her. You only get the head at this price but she does give great Replicant jobs. Just ask Bill Clinton.

  • grayghost

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot,…
    …All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

  • LennitW

    Oh looky look….a new play toy!

  • NipplesOfSteel

    Batty, why is everyone asking me to say “Why so serious”?

  • darkscarecrow

    Hello Mr. Bunker, were here to take Goria to the Prom.

  • grayghost

    Come on, Evan…I think it’s time to pick a winning. I’m dying over hear.

  • darkscarecrow

    Were here for the casting of A Serbian Film Pt2.

  • darkscarecrow

    Were funny, funny how. What the f*ck is so funny about us?

  • darkscarecrow

    Someday those cave paintings we did will be found.
    And some old fool will fall for it!

  • darkscarecrow

    We both have tried counting sheep. But how can you sleep when the sheep are neon?

  • darkscarecrow

    Our New Year’s resolution is to find a different hair stylist!

  • darkscarecrow

    Come on Ridley, do a sequel. I’ll take a cameo and she will be happy with just a stand in.

  • Lou

    Won her on Ebay. Batteries weren’t included.

  • Lou

    Now that’s a RILF !

  • Beanis

    Lothos vs. Elle Driver. Who will win?

  • Beanis

    Yeah, it does smell like children.

  • Beanis

    I hope the carpet DOESN’T match the curtains.

  • Beanis

    Batty, I told you it’s too big to fit in there!

  • Beanis

    We are Siamese if you please,
    We are Siamese if you don’t please.

  • Beanis

    Oh my Goth!

  • Beanis

    This is my sister…she’s a little “touched”.

  • Beanis

    You can trust us, it’s not like we are genetically engineered organic robots.

  • Beanis

    Trick or treat? Seriously?

  • Beanis

    I swear, it doesn’t look like a wig at all.

  • Beanis

    My advice, shampoo AND conditioner.

  • Beanis

    “We all float down here”

  • Beanis

    “Why don’t you go ahead and suck my Philip K. Dick.”

  • darkscarecrow

    Yes we share the same hair stylist as Donald Trump.

  • darkscarecrow

    I’m Batty and she is Prissy may we come in and introduce you to the church of Jehova’s Witness?

  • darkscarecrow

    Look

  • darkscarecrow

    OMG! We are on Family Guy.

  • grayghost

    You silent motherf*ckers!

  • grayghost

    As soon as that camera is off, he gonna f*ck that little dog.

  • grayghost

    She got one of them peanut butter pussies: it’s brown, smooth and easy to spread.

  • grayghost

    Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, hangin’ off the Cross, for Chrissake, God damn it, shit!

  • grayghost

    Pris, Stop staring they don’t make any sense to me either.

  • grayghost

    Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy shit!

  • grayghost

    I’m Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we’ll give you a stick, you’ll give it a lick. And it’ll tickle you all the way down.

  • grayghost

    Goddamn, motherf*cker…
    … got blood all over my best clown suit.

  • grayghost

    Well, shit the bed! Howdy folks, come on in!

  • LazyZombie

    You serious Clark?

  • miradotheblack

    At least we are not a facebook joke yet.

  • miradotheblack

    We are what the Mayans warned about.

  • grayghost

    ~I smell burnt motor oil.
    ~Sorry I farted.

  • grayghost

    (I know this is abit long to fit on the image..but I am image Roy saying this.)…
    Now the first time you kill somebody, that’s the hardest. I don’t give a shit if you’re fuckin’ Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin’ tower that killed all them people? I’ll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin’ foolin’. The second one… the second one ain’t no fuckin’ Mardis Gras either, but it’s better than the first one ’cause you still feel the same thing, y’know… except it’s more diluted, y’know it’s… it’s better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one… the third one is easy, you level right off. It’s no problem. Now… shit… now I do it just to watch their fuckin’ expression change.

    • grayghost

      What I ment to say was…I can imagine Roy saying something like this.

  • TheDoctor

    So what if she’s 12!?

  • EvanDickson

    Thanks guys!! The contest is now CLOSED! A winner will be announced later today or tomorrow!

  • MachetAY

    Whats up… where’s the hair dye?

  • MachetAY

    Hahahaha… his name is Philip K WHAT???

  • MachetAY

    Do Androids Dream of Sexy Toasters?

  • MachetAY

    The first real dolls!!!

  • Black_dahlia

    “You say The Host is a sci-fi masterpiece?
    Please tell us how much of a sci-fi geek you are.”

  • Victim0fReality

    The amount of hair spray used by Pris in a single day can be gargantuan.

  • Victim0fReality

    “What’s that?”
    “My Hanzo sword.”

  • Victim0fReality

    “You and me are goin’ on a car ride to hell… You’re riding shotgun!”

  • Asanawa

    “Our” song? Eeep Op Ork by Jet Screemer