[BD Caption Contest] Win ‘A Haunted House’ Poster And T-Shirt Signed By The Cast!!

A Haunted House - Caption Contest Full

The First Prize winner this week is BornVillain (please DM me your US mailing address) you get Jaume Balaguer√≥’s Sleep Tight on Blu-ray!

This week’s prize is a poster and T-shirt for Open Road’s A Haunted House! They are signed by cast members Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins, Affion Crockett and David Koechner. The film opens on Friday, January 11th! We have 3 sets to give away – so 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners all get prizes!

Head inside to see the Runner-Ups for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-ups are pyrepunk (top) and JardoHorror (bottom)! Please DM me your US Mailing Addresses! You get Sleep Tight on Blu-ray!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie – or in this cas a clip from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption from the video below! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

  • BornVillian

    Ssshhh we’re not spoofing American Horror Story till the next movie

    • Adam

      I was wondering what would break first….. your SPIRIT or your SEXUALITY

  • BornVillian

    And this is why I can never take you out into public.

  • BornVillian

    No matter how hard you try it wont be as good as Scary Movie 1 or 2.

  • Googopqp

    my finger smells like happy

  • BornVillian

    How many times have i told you! Its animal suits that turn me on!

  • Googopqp

    Whoops…….Wrong hole

  • Googopqp

    How’d you know…..I like leather

  • Googopqp

    I like my coffee black…..like my men

  • Googopqp

    We’re going to re-enact that scene from Pulp Fiction……I’ll be your Bruce Willis!

  • Googopqp

    This is what you get for selling drugs Tyrone

  • Googopqp

    And I thought this sweater made me look gay

  • BornVillian

    This is my finger Cortez, he’ll break you in.

  • Googopqp

    Shhhhhh Don’t speak……it’ll ruin the moment

  • BornVillian

    I am both an analyst and a therapist. An analrapist if you may.

  • BornVillian

    If I poke your chest piece…will you transform?

  • BornVillian

    Where did that ball come from? I knew mom get me a magician!

  • BornVillian

    How much does a nice pleasant lunch on the beach cost?

  • BornVillian

    I paid you 300 bucks! You’re going to pull my finger.

  • Yolanda Flores

    Remember — It’s our secret!!

  • Cichy

    So in this scene Django reunites with Broonhilde…

  • darkscarecrow

    Listen, your supposed to be asleep “Gimp”.

  • darkscarecrow

    Shhhh, we have a little surprise for a boxer and a guy named Marcellus Wallace in the next room. Ready for some fun?

  • darkscarecrow

    I don’t know why I’m telling you to be quiet…You have a ball in your mouth.

  • darkscarecrow

    Damit quit your moaning. I’ll let you go if you promise not to hurt Zed.

  • darkscarecrow

    Yeah so what, If I say bondage is in then it’s in. Get it!

  • darkscarecrow

    No, your not gonna be the bitch this time. Do I look like a liar to you?

  • TEDDYX

    If you can keep a secret , I wont tell you where that ball has been.

  • darkscarecrow

    Be quiet! Do you want to see Britney Spears or not?

  • darkscarecrow

    Just let me do the talking. Either you will get a role in A Serbian Film Pt. 2 or a crazy check one.

  • darkscarecrow

    You ready to audition for the newest Disney movie or not? Just Nod!

  • darkscarecrow

    Don’t say a word, nobody will know its Brad Pitt is disquise.

  • darkscarecrow

    I know it looks funny, but it’s the best Darth Vader costume we could get.

  • darkscarecrow

    Now be quiet, we gotta go to church.

  • darkscarecrow

    Before you came along, nobody even heard of a “Gimp”. So shut up and follow my lead!

  • lionheart0855

    shhhhh Mr. Spielberg does not like his playthings to talk.

  • lionheart0855

    Shhhh Mr. Spielberg said the safe word is E.T.

  • lionheart0855

    Be quiet Stedman!! Oprah said if you stop whining she will remove the ball gag!!

  • tWiStEd-NiGhTmArEs

    Don’t tell anyone.

  • HorrorManiac666

    This is just a normal Sunday for me.

  • Cichy

    Don’t tell me this is the most embarrassing thing you’ve done. I’ve seen “The White Chicks”…

  • Cichy

    I had to do the same thing for Adam Sandler to be in his movies…

  • Cichy

    Let me reiterate, Mr. Travolta does not want anyone to know about this…

  • eyes_only510

    seriously these winning comments are fucking retarded

  • Lou

    Quiet Mr. President! Biden might hear!

  • lhcameron

    Shhh, this is our chance to get David Zucker back

  • lhcameron

    The safe word is Micah

  • Lou

    Coming soon from Tarantino…

    The Village People

  • darkscarecrow

    Shhhh, I can’t wait to see the expression on my parents face when they see my date tonight.

  • darkscarecrow

    I had to put the ball in your mouth so you would quit goin on how good “White Chicks” was…

  • darkscarecrow

    So you ready to be the new Scout master?

  • darkscarecrow

    Jeez, you may be my brother but please shut up about Judge Wopner.

  • darkscarecrow

    Now if you cooperate, there’s a milk bone in it for ya.

  • Ravinus

    Who’s judging these comments? The winning entries are fucking stupid.

  • sadiesaidhorror

    You’ve got to lick it, before you stick it!

  • sadiesaidhorror

    One more sound and I’m gonna lick this thing.

  • sadiesaidhorror

    I will stick this finger up your nose faster than you can say “grandma”.

  • Michael_M

    “Shh, Mr. Disgusting is having his nappy time.”

    “Mkey, Ahvin.”

  • xxxwolf666

    Mistriss Bill never quite understood the concept of the gagball.

  • xxxwolf666

    Its like telling a blind man not to look!

  • HorrorManiac666

    Does this gimp outfit make me look gay?

  • daruckus

    Shhh…

    This is good for your career. I promise.

  • BornVillian

    How many times have i told you? Its Leatherface, not Rubberface!

  • BornVillian

    Ssshhh! The same word is Bloody Disgusting

    • BornVillian

      Ssshhh! The safe word is Bloody Disgusting

  • BornVillian

    Now I look over dressed! You do this everytime!

  • BornVillian

    You have to promise you wont let Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer anywhere near this series.

  • BornVillian

    I believe youre on the wrong set….This is To Catch a Predator The Movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/buffyangel808 Ethan Steers

    Shhhh…don’t tell Rhames.

  • djblack1313

    @Ravinus, i agree w/ you. the winning entries weren’t very funny IMO. there were tons of far funnier comments than what won (no offense to the winners). :)

    • EvanDickson

      @djblack1313 @Ravinus – I might also have a different sense of humor. Also, we get a lot of responses that *could* be seen as homophobic/racist. Not saying they are – just saying that it’s hard for me to put that stuff in a Meme on the front page. For Poltergeist 2 we got some incest stuff couldn’t use it.

      There’s also a language thing. If it’s REALLY gross, it might be funny to me but again I would have to censor if I was going to make it a giant image on the front page and I don’t want to censor you guys.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Whatever sandler wants…sandler gets!

  • ronniedobbs

    Shusssh…..Welcome to Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Sshhhhhhh….trust me this is how Jamie foxx won the django role.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Shhhhh….welcome to sex toy story.

  • Beezle2112

    Quiet! We want to make sure Prince is surprised.

  • Beezle2112

    ’50 Shades of Grey’? More like ‘100 Shades of Bullcrap’, to me.

  • Beezle2112

    One…. singular sensation, every little move he makes.

  • Beezle2112

    Damn, those chains must be cold.

  • Beezle2112

    And to all those out there who thought Hollywood could not get more ridiculous then the Batman costumes…. TADA!

  • Beezle2112

    Shhh. They are about to start shooting Prince’s new video. Get ready for your cue.

  • grayghost

    These contests are such bullshit, the dude bitches about being a runner up
    and he wins this contest.

    • EvanDickson

      @grayghost – Actually he would have been a winner a few times by now except I thought he lived in the UK – so I was intentionally avoided prizing him. It was my mistake. cc @BornVillain

  • grayghost

    Shhh…
    ..It’s not gay unless you get caught.

  • grayghost

    Nooo….not s&m
    …I said i like the brown m&m’s

  • grayghost

    So let me get this right…
    ..this is what you do to lose weight.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    So this is how it feels like when doves cry

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Hey….your balls are showing

  • Lion7718

    Remember, Steve Ballmer is the bald guy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jared.hamline Jared Hamline

    Sshh… This is you punishment for “Little Man”

  • http://www.facebook.com/jared.hamline Jared Hamline

    Give me my Blankman DVD back and THEN you could dress

  • http://www.facebook.com/jared.hamline Jared Hamline

    Sshh… Everyone knows Shawn was the favorite “Wayans Brother”

  • http://www.facebook.com/jared.hamline Jared Hamline

    Sshh… I got you this from the “Pulp Fiction” collection for you.

  • HorrorManiac666

    I didn’t know that the Rubberman from American Horror Story got his own spin-off show

    • HorrorManiac666

      Ssshh….No ones that the Rubberman from American Horror Story will be getting his own show soon.

  • grayghost

    mmph mmph mmphmmph…
    …What’s that ….”get medieval on your ass.”

  • grayghost

    OMG, you look fabulous…
    ..Lady Gaga you out did yourself.

  • grayghost

    Okay, so the safe word will be..”huge flop”

  • grayghost

    It’s fun to stay at the….
    ..YMC Oh just bend over.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Shhhh. You had me at AHGNIRJWOCLCHAHNCM.

  • darkscarecrow

    Be quiet and we will play a game…It’s called “hide the gerbil”.

  • darkscarecrow

    Oh shut up. This is for all those bad movies you made!

  • BornVillian

    Remember there is nothing we wont do to make it on American Idol.

  • darkscarecrow

    Be quiet! If you say “Little man or White Chicks” are good movies one more time. I’ll stick that ball where the sun don’t shine.

  • darkscarecrow

    Shut up with the moaning…Or I’ll take away all your R. Kelly Pictures.

  • darkscarecrow

    Calm down! Were just gonna get you baptized is all.

  • darkscarecrow

    Just remember, “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”.

  • darkscarecrow

    Excuse me, you seem like a nice guy. I seem to have glued my finger to my face, could you help me out?

  • darkscarecrow

    Damnit I told you, it’s not a Troma film.

  • BornVillian

    I will not have tears of shame in my house!

  • Lou

    What do you mean my vest looks ridiculous?

  • Joe-Banger

    I told you once before if you are bad you get a serious time out! Now bend over big boy!

  • sadiesaidhorror

    Wait a minute- I have to sneeze.

  • MadJester

    Shhh…..you know what you need to do in order to get a Wayans movie in theaters.

  • grayghost

    Am I into S&M….
    ..Sure, he snores and I masturbate.

  • grayghost

    So is this what you think it’s gonna take to be one of the Fly Girl dancers

  • grayghost

    On the count of three i want you to try and blow that ball out of your mouth…
    ..reeady…1

  • darkscarecrow

    Wait just a damn minute! My daughter is not going out with a man who has balls in his mouth!.

  • darkscarecrow

    Now remember the safe word is “Sally sell’s seashells by the seashore”. Try it now…

  • Highpursuits

    Shhh…Be very quiet, I am hunting a gimp.

  • darkscarecrow

    Shhhh, I don’t want the wife to know.

  • darkscarecrow

    Be quiet, I want to surprise the family by bringing Jamie Fox home for dinner.

  • darkscarecrow

    Give me a sec, Ok “David Carradine”. Told ya I was good at Charades!

  • darkscarecrow

    I guess you know by now, who will be receiving…

  • darkscarecrow

    I see we both shop at the same place…”Gimp’s of Hollywood”.

  • darkscarecrow

    Now play nice and I’ll give you a little treat called chloroform.

  • darkscarecrow

    I think you look like a fool. To bad I have this in my mouth or I would say so!

  • darkscarecrow

    Meanwhile, back at Wayans Manor…Alfred the butler is keeping a secret from master Dwayne.

  • Infect

    One more word, and I’ll say you co-wrote Scary Movie 5.

  • Mr.Mirage

    THIS MANY! THIS MANY! ONE!

    …………..Damn, give a guy a ball gag and he wants everything!

  • El_Jay

    I am 3 seconds away from not giving you a spanking!!!

  • Lou

    I bet you can’t do that with a baseball.

  • miradotheblack

    WWE paid us good money.

    Now keep quiet till your entrance music starts.

  • miradotheblack

    Be quiet.

    We are trying to save your career.

  • miradotheblack

    Quiet.

    Let your nipples talk for you.

  • CoreyJ

    Sshhhhh…..don’t tell anyone.

    The “big American celebrity” appearance in Human Centipede 3 is just someone jerking off with sandpaper over a picture of Lindsay Lohan.

  • CoreyJ

    So you really can do what you want to do…

    in living color.

  • grayghost

    Look you familiar to me..
    …. ’94, LA, pawn shop basement, wooden crate…no never mind

    • grayghost

      You look familiar to me…
      ..’94, LAA, pawn shop basement, wooden crate…No nevermind.

  • grayghost

    You’d rather wear that..
    ..then this sweater vest.

  • grayghost

    Funny thing about this…I really could give two shits about the prize for this contest…I just like coming up with funny caption..thats my problem…this is an all things horror website…thats why all the captions that win are… horrifyingly bad.

    • grayghost

      I’m sorry I’m just pissed I didn’t win the Blade Runner contest.

  • darkscarecrow

    Oh dear, hasn’t anybody told you? “Zed is dead baby”.

  • darkscarecrow

    Please sir, I already told Mr. Tarintino and he won’t be filming “The Vega Brothers”.

  • darkscarecrow

    Don’t tell anybody, but I love the red ball. It matches my blue ones!

  • BornVillian

    Take that ball out of your mouth and tell Carol Ann to run away from the light!

  • BornVillian

    If I didnt know any better I say you were trying to seduce me.

  • BornVillian

    Well play sir, well played. You know my one weakness.

  • bub4president2012

    Dr. Oz and the Big “O” will see you now…

  • bub4president2012

    American Apparel… Not just for the ladies.

  • bub4president2012

    Please arrive 1 hour early for your colonoscopy.

  • darkscarecrow

    I just have one question….Did you and Steve-O have a nice visit?

  • darkscarecrow

    Wait just a minute…It’s not Halloween! What the hell do you wan’t?

  • darkscarecrow

    I got it. Your Morgan Freeman when he first arrived at Shawshank!

  • darkscarecrow

    Mr. Wallace told me to be expecting you. Your here to “Get medieval on a Mr. Rapist”. Right this way.

  • darkscarecrow

    Promise not to tell and I’ll get the sheep!

  • darkscarecrow

    Quit your moaning and lets play doctor and patient…First I give you a shot. Don’t worry it’s just a little prick!

  • darkscarecrow

    Please Mr. President….Don’t tell the other Secret Service guys. They already make fun of the way I dress!

  • darkscarecrow

    Excuse me, but is that a bogger?

  • grayghost

    Everlasting Gobstoppers…You can suck them and suck them and suck them and they’ll never get any smaller. Never!

  • grayghost

    Would you be mine? Could you be mine?….
    …Won’t you be my neighbor ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    Shhh, the Gimp’s sleeping.

  • http://www.facebook.com/darren.bolton1 DeeezNuuutz21

    I need you to be quiet. You know I can’t come if you’re crying

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Gonna be here a while……..Grab a snickers

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    Shhhhhh taste the rainbow. That’s when you know you did your job.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.rebollo anthonyofthedead

    On the last episode of keeping up with the kardashians.

  • grayghost

    “One….singular sensation
    Every little step he takes.”

  • TEDDYX

    SHSHHHHHHH. ITS OK.
    I WONT TELL ANYONE YOU CRIED ..

  • TrixieMalicious

    Django 2: Django Re-Chained

    • Adam Dodd

      If this doesn’t win I’m going to be so, so sad. Freaking hilarious.

      • SuperKilla

        It’s actually funny so it probably won’t win.

        • grayghost

          I like this one too..I just wish it was
          Django 2: Back in chains
          ..but it’s your caption I’m not touching it.

          • TrixieMalicious

            I was almost too afraid to post it. I’m glad ya’ll like it :)

      • EvanDickson

        @AdamDodd @TrixieMalicious @Superkilla @grayghost Guys, I think it’s really funny. But I’ wrestling with putting a giant slavery meme on the front page.

    • Denseling

      This one takes the cake, hands down (perhaps even gagged and blindfolded, too, one might conclude)! So spot on.

  • Krug09

    Shhh… I was never in Bucky Larson…

  • darkscarecrow

    Hey listen. If you can keep a secret, so can I.

  • darkscarecrow

    As your attorney I advise you to never speak of this again….Otherwise I’ll tell Marcellus where you live!

  • darkscarecrow

    Shhhh, Just let me look at ya and savor the moment…I want this to be special!

  • darkscarecrow

    If you be quiet I’ll remove that red ball and replace it with my blue one’s.

  • darkscarecrow

    Lets get one thing straight….I’m not gay! But I do experiment!

  • darkscarecrow

    Quit mumbling and listen to me….Since the divorce I’ve been so lonely.

  • darkscarecrow

    I could not listen to how good your movies are. So until you can think of something else to talk about, enjoy the gag ball.

  • darkscarecrow

    Hush little baby don’t say a word. Daddy’s gonna knock loose a turd!

  • GoreFaceSupreme

    Shhhh. Or I’ll show you where I put the 9 ball.

  • jarmiez

    gimp: Didn’t pretend time get cancelled…

    nick: shhhhhhhhh

  • darkscarecrow

    Quit that crying or I’ll give you something to cry about…

  • darkscarecrow

    Not another word out of you….Welcome to Shawshank!

  • darkscarecrow

    Shhhh, it’s to soon.
    (muffled) Too soon for what?
    John Wayne Gacy Jokes…

  • darkscarecrow

    Now you play nice and no trying to scream and I’ll play some Barry Manilow and some Liberache cd’s and after we can watch some Disney movies togeather….

  • darkscarecrow

    Before we begin…I just want to make sure your not racist against white people are you Django? What’s that I can’t hear you?

  • darkscarecrow

    Dear Mom & Dad, here is a pic of my big day…Mr. Farmer would not even let me say “I do”. Ps. Tell dad thanks for letting me use his ball. Love, The Gimp…

  • Venom-man4

    Looks like the Collector became the Receiver.

  • Venom-man4

    Ya know the more I think about it, spiders coming out of his mouth might of been more scary then a apple.

  • darkscarecrow

    The Gimp getting married.

    Did your mistress tell you to say “I do”?

  • Venom-man4

    What’s that? I can’t hear you? Have your way with me? Well if you insist!

  • Venom-man4

    I bet I can get that ball out of your mouth without using my hands.

  • Venom-man4

    Oh shut up, course my finger is clean.

  • Venom-man4

    I think you and I both know where my finger is going.

  • grayghost

    I think we all shot our collective loads with this contest…let’s wrap it up and start a new one.
    I’d give it to TrixieMalicious

  • Venom-man4

    Lets see…yep should of used a blue ball.

  • Venom-man4

    It’s that ball or my finger your choice?

  • Venom-man4

    No yelling, I told my daughter I would get her a boyfriend.

  • darkscarecrow

    Please don’t tell that I wear glasses….I lost my contacts!

  • http://www.facebook.com/chewy.chew.1 Chewy Chew

    Shhhhhh… Just relax, it only hurts for a second

  • Venom-man4

    Shhhhh…Ok time to tell Manti Te’o I have his girlfriend.

  • darkscarecrow

    This is the last time I let anybody fix me up on a blind date….

  • darkscarecrow

    Yes, I think after your last movie a disguise is a good idea…Nobody will every know it’s you.

  • darkscarecrow

    Ok, Ill remove the gag ball if you promise to scream when we get to the basement.

  • darkscarecrow

    No my daughter can’t go out with you dressed like that….Why you’ll catch your death of cold.

  • darkscarecrow

    I really hate to say anything….But you have a booger hanging down!

  • darkscarecrow

    Just wait here….I told my wife to bring home brown M&M’s not brown S&M’S.

    • grayghost

      plagiarism is the purest form of flattery…I guess

      • darkscarecrow

        My apologies I never realized you had posted something similar.

        • grayghost

          No worries… I get a little whiney sometimes..
          Maybe I need a gag ball in my mouth.

  • Chancepatrick

    Don’t tell Adam Sandler I was here. He’ll beat me.

  • Chancepatrick

    Is it secret? Is it chafed?

  • dancrown

    SSHHH… We told you Kanye, you have to keep this on until Taylor Swift is done with her acceptance speech

  • psycho_the_rapist

    Tony had been getting Danny into more and more trouble since the shining

  • Chancepatrick

    Shut up! Maybe no one will review the movie.

  • Bart

    Haha “Its just you and me lamp”. Nice.

    Nooit gedacht dat ik geld zou verdienen met deze” Hoe word ik rijk methode“!

    • grayghost

      Ik weet niet over het krijgen van rijk … maar je kon krijgen bekendheid.

  • SuperKilla

    I can’t believe you rubbed your nuts on this ball before I put it in my mouth

  • SuperKilla

    Sshhh, or I’ll shove my balls in your mouth.

  • darkscarecrow

    Please no tears, it’s such a waste of good suffering!

  • darkscarecrow

    If you don’t quit with all that moaning, I’ll make you watch White Chicks 100 time’s.

  • darkscarecrow

    Shhh, you want to make fifty bucks? The easy way!

  • darkscarecrow

    “Requiem For A Dream” was great. But this is for the rest of your so called movies.

  • darkscarecrow

    Just shut up Marlon. I already told you were not shooting “A Serbian film 2.”

  • grayghost

    Mr. President you better get ready your Inauguration..
    ..and stop acting out ’50 shades’ with Biden

  • grayghost

    Obama… you’re so fine… you’re so fine you blow my mind.. Obama ..Obama

    (sung to the tune of Oh Mickey by Toni Basil)

  • grayghost

    Nooo..I didn’t say we are going to Crate and Barrel,
    ..I said you are going in a crate.

  • Venom-man4

    Hey I see a pentagon!

  • Venom-man4

    My version of Bane for The Dark Knight Rises. I even solved the voice problem.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 ZombieWhore

    How many times do I have to tell you, “stop talking with balls in your mouth.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000483541323 ZombieWhore

    American Horror Story casting is that way.

  • Evan3

    “Is that a ball in your mouth? Or are you happy to see me”

  • Evan3

    “First Exclusive Photo of the He-Man Reboot”

  • Venom-man4

    Hey I’m over here. I took care of your mouth not your eyes!

  • Venom-man4

    Who’s Number 1? I can’t hear you….oh right.

  • Venom-man4

    Oh man everyone is gonna think you are so hot…than I’m gonna take off the mask.

  • Venom-man4

    Hey you found a way to stop the Chestbusters!

    • Venom-man4

      Hey you found a way to stop the Chestbursters!

  • Venom-man4

    You think you got it bad. I have a splinter!

  • darkscarecrow

    I’m about to pick my ass and flick it at you….If you have a problem, just say so.

  • grayghost

    One more word out of you…
    ….and I’ll put you in the basement with that crazy bitch from Evil dead

  • grayghost

    Come on let’s sing it together…..”Who can take a sunrise”…..come on sing.. “sprinkle it with dew” ..make sammy proud…
    “Cover it with choc’late and a miracle or two” :::mumbling:: “Mu Ka’he meh hen Mu Ka’he meh hen” Good..now let’s go see if the spider caught anything.

    End scene

  • Stalkerdave

    Shhhh, my wife will be home any minute. I want her to be surprised…

  • MaddMatt

    Quiet child. Don’t be so insecure. Grandma is going to eat you up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.henry.543 Ryan Henry

    Weaawy, whdfk ahm i ghahna aye whth ah bah ghahg n my mth

    ahhoe

  • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.henry.543 Ryan Henry

    follow my finger and say Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

  • dizzback

    Shhhh…Don’t tell mom the babysitter’s dead!

  • Denseling

    Shhh… Just whistle when it hurts.

  • Denseling

    …and our safeword shall be “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rukind216 Alabama Abigail

    ssshhhhhhhhhhh…. i willn’t tell mom if you don’t tell her.

  • MoreGoreFilms

    Hush those chocolatey lips and cough like I asked…