‘Machete Kills’ Finally Gets A Release Date!

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Open Road will release Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills on September 13th. In addition to Danny Trejo the film stars Lady Gaga, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Zoe Saldana, William Sadler, Edward James Olmos, Charlie Sheen, Elise Avellan, Electra Avellan and Alexa Vega.

The sequel finds the titular ex-federale (Trejo) recruited by the U.S. government to stop a terrorist named Mendez the Madman, who happens to be Mexico’s leading cartel dealer. Gibson is set to co-star as Luther Voz, a cunning arms dealer and death merchant who aims to spread war across the planet by launching a nuclear missile. Heard will play a manipulative assassin code-named Miss San Antonio. Pic co-stars Demian Bichir and Charlie Sheen as the U.S. president. The first film was based on Rodriguez’ faux trailer included in Dimension Films’ 2007 Grindhouse.

If you just recently got pregnant, you might have to wait for DVD.

  • Ravinus

    I hope Lady Gaga gets her ugly fucking head blown apart.

    • ARTPOPIST

      SHUT UP, HER DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS !

      • djblack1313

        Ravinus clearly is a douche.

      • BelaManiac

        Hahahaha!

  • Canucklehead

    Love the original too bad the sequels usually dont measure up but I’ll be there.

  • Joe-Banger

    The first film did badly back in 2011 so why make a trilogy? Maybe the sequels will be better? Hopefully.

  • ARTPOPIST

    YEEAAH, LADY GAGA WILL SLAY IN THIS MOVIE! GO MOTHER MONSTER!

  • Arkham

    Just release the Extended/Director’s Cut of the first movie already! I’m sick of waiting for this thing.

  • ThunderDragoon

    Can’t wait to see how Lady Gaga will do in this. I loved the first one, this one should be just as cool.

  • BelaManiac

    I actually really love the first one. I’m excited for this