Here’s Another ‘The Lords Of Salem’ Poster to Give You The Blues

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Anchor Bay Films will be releasing Rob Zombie’s The Lords Of Salem on April 26th, 2013. We’ve now received a new teaser one-sheet that’ll give you the blues (again). “We’ve been waiting…we’ve always been waiting,” it states. A new trailer is coming this week.

In the film, “Heidi, a radio station DJ, receives a wooden box containing a record. Heidi listens and the bizarre sounds within the grooves immediately trigger flashbacks of Salem’s violent past. Is Heidi going mad or are the Lords of Salem returning for revenge on modern day Salem?

Written and directed by Rob Zombie, The Lords of Salem stars Sheri Moon Zombie (House of 1,000 Corpses, Halloween) as well as Bruce Davison (X-Men), Jeff Daniel Phillips (Halloween 2), Ken Foree (Dawn of the Dead), Patricia Quinn (The Rocky Horror Picture Show), Dee Wallace (E.T.) and Judy Geeson (To Sir, With Love).

Check out Brad’s review of the film along with Mike’s alternate opinion here. Head inside for the pics!

  • Kroork

    Not interested in this movie anymore

  • WalkingDeadGuy

    These are the worst posters EVER! Why is he just using movie stills with different color filters?!?! Weird.

    • djblack1313

      WalkingDeadGuy, I KNOW!!! lol. horrible posters!! WTF?! i’m sure the movie will be cool but for fuck’s sakes Rob put some effort into the posters. i’m actually embarrassed for them for this poster. just abysmal.

      • WalkingDeadGuy

        The filter is just so distracting and makes it look very cheap… I have an app. on my phone that can do the same thing to pictures, lol.

  • Golic

    this film is shaping up to be as bad a ’1000 Corpses’

  • DarrelDreadful

    Well I feel like a poster is a poster, doesnt change the fact that I want to see this film.

  • Jhanse3 (Jhanse29)

    I want to see this movie be these posters are terrible.

  • Zombie-Killa

    What the fuck???????? Is that supposed to be scary?!?! I still want to see The Lords Of Salem, but that poster strays too far into unintentionally funny territory.

  • unisonruss

    I’ll see it on video, but I’m not excited. I guess I’m just a horror junkie, and a gluten for punishment :/

  • Canucklehead

    It looks like something a high school kid put together in the 1980′s, the font’s not even centered.

    • Zombie-Killa

      “the font’s not even centered.”

      Holy shit I just noticed that after you mentioned it.

      Seriously, it looks like someone logged on to photobucket, and made this. Just awful.

  • SawanBlood

    hmmm

  • doomas10

    AM I the only one who these minimalistic posters are kinda cool? I want to see this film so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

  • Ress EZ

    Ahh, just love the corpse paint job. Maybe it’s not meant to be just it but Rob gave me the memories of the old Black Metal days. I’m with doomas10. I love it when the poster is simple as this. And Canucklehead, yeah, you have a good pair of eyes on the font there!