Sofia Vergara Has the Most Dangerous Breasts In the West On Latest 'Machete Kills' Poster! - Bloody Disgusting!

Sofia Vergara Has the Most Dangerous Breasts In the West On Latest ‘Machete Kills’ Poster!


There are few things that get me excited…for a movie. Seeing “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara with a machine gun bra is definitely one of them.

Check out this new poster for Machete Kills, courtesy of EW, which shows Vergara as Desdemona, machin bra rockin’ hottie from the Robert Rodriguez-directed Grindhouse sequel.

In Machete Kills, “Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

In theaters September 13, the film also stars Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demián Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and Mel Gibson.

  • I_chose_the_impossible

    First Gaga, now Sofia killing people with her boobs? This is going to be awesome

  • djblack1313

    that’s awesome!

    • djblack1313

      i love that Rodriguez is into parts of the body being used as guns/weapons. this as well as Cherry Darling’s kick ass gun leg in PLANET TERROR equals AWESOME!

      • Introverted Surd

        Don’t forget the codpiece revolver in from dusk till dawn. Yes Rodriguez does love his body part guns.

        • HostelTakeover

          Yes yes he does lol.
          I can’t wait to see this movie. So many insanely awesome people in this.

  • weresmurf

    *dons british accent*


  • flesheater24

    Oh god this is just going to be a bad shit insane time at the movies. 😛 And charlie fuckin sheen is in this. Need I say more.

  • ThunderDragoon

    This is going to be such a fun movie to watch. So many awesome people involved.

  • DeathValzer

    Fuck yes! Robert never fails to surprise me…

  • Ravinus

    Just think what her vagina can do.