We don’t often think about it, but video game characters have needs. You can only invest so much of your life into saving the world, defeating bosses, and solving puzzles, so it’s understandable that Lara Croft, Mario, and even the Tetris blocks have sexual appetites that need satisfying. Comedy website Golden Moustache has offered an insightful and thought provoking look into the sexual lives of some of our favorite video game characters.
Who am I kidding — the first scene has Mario giving Peach his mushroom as Luigi watches from the corner of the room. The best part is that might be one of the classier scenes. Check it out after the jump!
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