Even Madea Doesn’t Like What She Sees From ‘Scary Movie 5′

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Bossip has shared 4 images from Dimension Films’ Scary Movie 5, which opens in theaters April 12. The images, shared inside, don’t really show much other than the film is jam-packed with “hilarious” co-stars. Even Mabel “Madea” Simmons isn’t impressed.

Ashley Tisdale is the lead, while it also features Terry Crews, Marisa Saks, Erica Ash, Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Molly Shannon, Roland Powell, Heather Locklear and Katt Williams.

It’s from the same producer as the third and fourth Scary Movie sequels. In the film from director Malcolm Lee, “Snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody (Tisdale), a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra (Ash) are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry (Shannon), gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

Scary Movie 5, which is said to be a reboot of sorts, will spoof: Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and 127 Hours.

 
  • Marty McFly

    *sigh* Madea is so annoying. She has a new “movie” out like every year, Madea’s this. Madea’s that. DIE ALREADY!!! Scary Movie 5 looks like a fucking MASTERPIECE compared to any Madea movie. Scary Movie hasn’t been funny since part 1.

    • Aaron Emery

      A new movie every year would be a blessing, I work in a video store with a new “Madea” or Tyler Perry title on the new release wall every few months. If I’m not mistaken she just got a job and partook in witness protection.

  • DeadManZombieFan

    this movie is a big fat smelly turd. NO MORE SCARY MOVIES!!!

  • c-s-a78

    should be called:dumb movie IV.

  • Zombie-Killa

    I can’t stand anything from Tyler Perry, and I HATE Madea. So yeah, I might get a few laugh out of the ribbings. lol.

    Snoop Dogg…wow. You know you’ve hit rock bottom, when you decide to take a part in a Scary Movie film.

  • Aaron Emery

    This movie seems to be attempting to bank off every played out joke there is. Honey Boo Boo, Madea. Also Dimension Films facebook page keeps posting stupid shit about Lindsay Lohan’s arrest and trying to sell the movie with that. Ugh.
    http://scarymoviefive.com/post/46382783553/feels-like-the-first-time-watch-the-scary-movie

    • Zombie-Killa

      Saw the contents inside the link, and wow that’s just pathetic and sad.

      Oh, and to my earlier post, I was talking about POSSIBLY watching it on DVD or some internet VOD service, because there’s no way in hell I’m paying $6.00 or $10.00 for this shit.

      • Aaron Emery

        I’m not a huge Lindsay supporter but I do feel like they hired her for this movie just to exploit it.
        I will probably still see it too, I won’t pay to go to the theater for it though. The first two were simple, they only played off a few different movies, it seems whoever wrote this is trying to touch on every major horror movie of the last ten years. Way overdone and looks like a mess.