NSFW: How To Figure Out Your Goregrind Name

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So you’ve started a goregrind band and you’re doing the hardest thing that a band has to do during their entire run: come up with a band name. How do you go about doing it? How can you possible match the genius names of bands such as Aborted or Cattle Decapitation?

Well, my dear readers, there is now an answer just for you. Below is a chart that helps you come up with your goregrind band name. Mine is Ejaculating Trampoline Ejaculation. Yeah, it’s a bit redundant but I kinda like it.

Head on below to figure out yours and let me know what it is in the comments!

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  • killrobot

    RANCID TRAMPOLINE CUNNILINGUS 2013 WORLD TOUR

    • JonathanBarkan

      SOLD! “Bloody Disgusting presents the ‘Vomit Your Guts On Your Grandmother’s Face’ tour!”

      • killrobot

        What’s your middle name? I need to know what comes between Ejaculating __________ Ejaculation

        • JonathanBarkan

          RTFA, TOM! Gawd!

  • J-SiN

    Ejaculating Bladder Maggot, nice.

  • sweetooth

    Diggin’ Pierre’s artwork on the headline.

    Blistered Toilet Vomit…well I guess it makes about as much sense as Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland (yes, a real band).

  • peepjerky

    Hahahaha, hope you’re hungry for Rotting Retard Feast.