[BD Caption Contest] Win A Copy Of After Dark And Lionsgate’s ‘Dark Circles’!!

Dark-Circles

The First Prize winner this week is Lou (please DM me your US mailing address) you win a Blu-ray of Texas Chainsaw 3D!

This week’s prize is a DVD of Dark Circles! This supernatural horror film stars Pell James (The Lincoln Lawyer), Johnathon Schaech (That Thing You Do), Jennifer Foreman (Angry Little God) and Philippe Brenninkmeyer (Beerfest). The DVD also includes audio commentary with writer/director Paul Soter and hits on May 21st.

Head inside to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-up is fhlusk! Sadly there’s only one TCM Blu and that goes to the first prize winner.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption for the pic! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

 
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