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[WTF] Midgets, Sorcerers, Circus Folk, Michael Jackson, And More In ‘Return Of The Moonwalker’

Well, it was bound to happen, right? There is now a horror comedy about the resurrection of Michael Jackson. Entitled Return Of The Moonwalker, the film premiered February 27th, 2013 in Berlin, Germany. The movie looks completely insane and absurdly random, which is why I figured it had a place here!

The synopsis reads, “Michael Jackson’s hand has been stolen from his crypt in LA!! The culprits: two love-struck leather dwarves, acting on the orders of Dr. Cagliostro, a time-traveling sorcerer posing as the manager of a “punk circus” in Berlin. The mysterious mystic’s mad plan: use the risen Michael to rouse the masses and ignite a global revolution!

“Realizing something strange is afoot, two lesbian ghost hunter girls and three horny college dudes team up to infiltrate Cagliostro’s circus. Things come to a head when the rapidly decaying Jacko-Zombie Messiah takes over the circus and starts his own “Rainbow Revolution” one that quickly descends into chaos. Can the kids stop Doomsday before it’s too late?

Watch the trailer below.

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  • Danny!

    Thanks for the credit, dick.

    • J-SiN

      It’s a sad day that we live in a time when we’re worried about who gets credit for turning someone on to another persons work. Props to the creator(and I guess that buddy of mine that showed me this a few weeks back?), it looks great.

      • Danny!

        It’s a sad world when actual human beings take comments on the internet seriously. Dick.

        • J-SiN

          Haha, love ya on the podcasts, keep up the good work…dick

          • JonathanBarkan

            Dick (just had to get that in there)

  • Necromorph

    hmmmmmmmm, ya know, i’ve always heard that the illuminati was trying to control michael jackson, the eye in the triangle is the sign of the illuminati, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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