[BD Caption Contest] Win An Autographed ‘No One Lives’ Prize Pack!

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The First Prize winner this week is alienxphile (please DM me your US mailing address) you win a DVD of Dark Circles!

This week’s prize is a No One Lives/WWE Prize Pack! Pictured below, it contains 1 tank top, 1 hat, 1 signed poster from the movie signed by WWE Superstar Brodus Clay and 1 DVD copy of WWE Studios and Anchor Bay’s 2012 release The Day.

Head below to see the Runner-Up for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-up is tonedogg! Please DM me your address, you also get Dark Circles on DVD!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption for the pic! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

  • BornVillian

    Should’ve stayed in the WWE, Bub.

  • BornVillian

    How cute, my daughter has the same haircut.

  • BornVillian

    ECW was so much cooler

  • BornVillian

    Who says wrestling isn’t real?

  • BornVillian

    I don’t get mad. I get stabby.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    I hope you’re happy. That’s my favorite fishing lure you got stuck in your mouth.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Guy in back: I want to play a game. It’s called ‘Guess Where My Finger Is’

  • Chainsaw Graphics

    Check out my “O” face..

  • Crystal_Lake_Survivor

    Not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a lip ring!!!!

  • Crystal_Lake_Survivor

    When piercings go bad!!!!

  • Ravinus

    Yes, you’re bleeding.

  • dirtyghettok

    I told you not to wrestle Hulk Hogan when he’s smoking crack.

  • dirtyghettok

    “Don’t play dumb. You knew this piercing intervention was coming.”

  • dirtyghettok

    Hey, I told you I never pierced anyones ear before..

  • dirtyghettok

    Trust me buddy, Project Runway is gonna love this new look.

  • dirtyghettok

    And why were you fishing with Stephen King?

  • dirtyghettok

    Brokeback Mountain 2, No Fetish Lives

  • BornVillian

    WWE prior to becoming a PG rated kid’s show.

  • dirtyghettok

    And all I said was “Fuck you Robo-Cop…”

  • BornVillian

    You ate the Mcdonald’s Hot n’ Spicy, didn’t you?

  • dirtyghettok

    Just be glad I didn’t use the furry handcuffs on you.

  • dirtyghettok

    Nope, I don’t feel any lumps on your testicles, but you may want to get your lip checked out.

  • Blackheart77

    OK, First a Clothesline,then a Flying Bodypress.

  • CHROMExSKULL

    I told you “no one lives” fat boy

  • montagmoi

    Correction: ‘No, they’re Teenage Mutant Ninja *Turtles*’
    WTF are turltes???

  • CoreyJ

    When Julio said he threw up a little bit in his mouth

    Walter immediately regretted saying “prove it.”

  • CoreyJ

    “Hi I’m Wally! What’s your name?”

    “Pierce.”

  • russellg79

    Hang on Brodus, Sweet T is on his way. (wrestling reference)

  • russellg79

    I warned you not to wear that awful headband.

  • russellg79

    Does this chain make my lip look fat?

  • russellg79

    You seem to be handling this good. Now I will put my other fist in.

  • bdhchef

    I told you if you didn’t clean that cut you would get lock jaw

  • BornVillian

    What did I tell you about using my ties as headbands?!

  • BornVillian

    If I wasn’t so angry I’d kiss you.

  • Lou

    Damn! A bottom feeder.

    Have to throw this one back.

  • Lou

    I guess we really are living hand to mouth.

  • ProwlerInTheYard

    Silly Luke Evens…

    …That’s not where hand cuffs go.

  • fhlusk

    I’m really afraid to ask where you put the key.

  • Rychwel

    Well, at least your not 16 and pregnant

  • Rychwel

    This is what happens when you don’t like my Facebook status.

  • Rychwel

    Little extreme aren’t we?… Oh no ear lobes I get it.

  • TEDDYX

    Now that. Is one massive under bite you got there.

  • TEDDYX

    Well. You wanted to be different. This piercing no one will have.

  • Randall89

    I said let go of my eggo.

  • alanmd23

    I told you this is gunna be more painful than gastric bypass!

  • fhlusk

    It’s going to be hard for you to speak off-the-cuff.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    Say “yolo” one more time and i’m gonna snatch your jaw

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    They call me Johnny Two Fingers

  • MadJester

    What did I tell you about eating hot dogs from a mini mart

  • alanmd23

    Rookie Cop Mistake #47

  • BornVillian

    That’s for voting YES on Zombieland the series.

  • BornVillian

    Still a better love story then Twilight.

  • BornVillian

    Everyone’s reaction to Iron Man 3′s twist.

  • BornVillian

    What’s the 17th rule of Fight Club? Don’t forget to breath.

  • Dr.Turtle

    I told you…don’t eat my Doritos

  • Dr.Turtle

    I can’t believe you used craigslist to find a plastic surgeon

  • Beezle2112

    Turn your head and cough, please.

  • Dr.Turtle

    I’m never taking you fishing again

  • Dr.Turtle

    Looks like you fell face first into a tackle box

  • Dr.Turtle

    I can’t believe you thought they were gummy worms

  • Dr.Turtle

    No I’ve never pierced anything before…but I did stay at a holiday inn last night

  • ThinkMachine

    “Your lip piercing violates the company dress code”

  • ThinkMachine

    “I take it this is your first time being sodomized”

  • ThinkMachine

    “Do you mind if I give you a little kiss?” “All these chains make me hot and bothered”

  • ThinkMachine

    “Would you like to grab a drink after this?”

  • ThinkMachine

    “You just jacked the wrong lock smith!”

  • ThinkMachine

    “I will not tolerate a vegan in my house!”

  • LordEMungus

    What did I tell you about making your own human centipede??

  • bjorkman20

    You shouldn’t have had the guacamole for lunch.

  • Dr.Turtle

    I guess you smelt what the rock was cookin

  • bdhchef

    No I’m not a proctologist….but I do play one on TV

  • Deadite85

    I know Robb and Catelyn are dead, but get over it….

    …You read the books!!

  • playerplex

    That’ll teach you to tongue my grandmother.

  • Dr.Turtle

    Are you in show business kid…cuz you sure know how to make an entrance

  • xsilenthillx

    I told you I only needed one set of handcuffs to bring this big boy in.

  • xsilenthillx

    I told you one more smart remark like that , and I was going to lock up your mouth and throw away the key

  • xsilenthillx

    Cuff got your tongue?

  • xsilenthillx

    Does this look infected to you?

  • xsilenthillx

    Ok… this is the last time I ever get a piercing done by someone in a back alley

  • xsilenthillx

    Tada!! You just messed with the wrong magician .
    Want to see my next trick?

  • xsilenthillx

    This is the kind of stuff happens a lot when your dating the girl with the dragon tattoo

  • xsilenthillx

    I know this one!.. its on the tip of my tongue….

  • xsilenthillx

    You are under arrest… you have the right to remain sile… umm..nevermind

  • xsilenthillx

    That`ll stop you from eating all of dough when I bake cookies….

  • xsilenthillx

    Aha! So you did take the last cookie from the cookie jar.

  • xsilenthillx

    This is just as bad as the time you ate gas station sushi