10 Top Make Out Sessions Gone Wrong!!!

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By Zena S. Dixon.

Sadly, we missed National Kiss Day. It was July 6th. But have no worries! I thought it would be extra awesome if I came up with a TOP 10 MAKE OUT SESSIONS GONE WRONG! A little dating advice to all the people out there who are single and ready to mingle: horror movies CAN make great date movies. With this list, your boo will definitely want to be all over you like melted cheese on a burger. You can thank me later!

Usually, kissing someone displays affection, maybe even love. However, many people may not realize that it is also the perfect opportunity to rip someone’s lips and face off in a single movement. For instance…

10: DEAD ALIVE


In this awesome gore-fest, a zombie priest makes out with a zombie nurse. She literally rips his lips off and eats them. The couple begins to do some other explicit things, but I’ll save that so this article can remain spoiler free!

9: CANDYMAN


Imagine finally kissing the man you can’t seem to get away from. Aside from bad breath, he has bees in his mouth. Then, a little unintentional fondling reveals swarms of bees inside his rib cage, hidden behind that trench coat he wears all the time. Lesson learned in this? Never date a man that wears trench coats. He’s obviously hiding something deadly!

8: THE HILLS HAVE EYES II


Not only does this creature guy thing capture the girl, but he french kisses her with his long, scaly, snake-like tongue. The poor girl tries to stop this traumatizing event by biting a piece of his tongue off.

7: DRAG ME TO HELL


Some girl on girl action for you? But wait, one of the girls is a bit more mature than the other and happens to be a gypsy witch. Still okay with that? Well, apart from trying to put a deadly curse on the younger girl, the toothless witch attempts to suck the girl’s face off, leaving the viewer squirming at the hot spit trailing down the girl’s neck. I know a lot people would have preferred to be dragged to hell than to have that happen.

6: SLEEPY HOLLOW


Christopher Walken uses his piranha teeth to kiss a woman. Viewers don’t know if the blood is coming from the woman’s tongue or lips, but we’re pretty certain she’s on her way to hell.

5: THE CABIN IN THE WOODS


When Truth or Dare goes bad. But really, does it have to be this bad?

4: HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II


Here’s a woman you can bring home to Mom! She seduces you then devours you. A simple kiss from her sucks away your life but revitalizes hers.

3: NIGHT OF THE DEMONS


When kissing someone have you ever thought, “Hey, I could completely rip this dude’s tongue out?” Yeah? Me, too. And we’re not alone. Allow me to introduce Angela. She’s our spokesperson. You can probably see why.

2: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET


Freddy always found many ways to torture Nancy. This is no exception. Who’s your boyfriend, Nancy?

1: THE SHINING


And the number ONE classic of course goes to The Shining. I’ll paint a picture for those unfortunate souls who have never seen the movie: A beautiful naked woman steps out of the bathtub without saying a word and goes to Jack for a slobbering session. Jack peeks into the mirror and sees his arms wrapped around a decaying old woman with flabby patches of skin that probably reeked of stale hot dogs. How romantic….

Did I miss any? Let me know!

 
Source: Zena S. Dixon
  • Nat514

    You included the “Sleepy Hollow” kiss!!!! I was hoping it would be included & it was! Yay!! :D

  • MJ

    Evil Dead Remake!!!

  • ktn

    What about RE-ANIMATOR?

    • ktn

      i just rewatched that scene to make sure, and it wasn’t exactly a make out though.

  • REmake

    The Sleepy Hollow kiss was the first thing that came to mind after seeing the article’s title. Glad to see it in here.

  • Ultrazilla

    What about the Freddy kiss in A Nightmare on Elm St. 4, when Freddy sucks the air (life?) out of the girl in the classroom? HELLO?!? ;)

  • KaiSan

    Don’t forget the kiss in Species.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    how about Return to House on Haunted Hill? when that one woman was making out with those 2 hot naked ghosts and then they get all ugly and then dr. vannacutt comes in and cuts the woman’s face off. i think there’s a similar scene in Ghost Ship where some guy is making out with the hot ghost woman in the red dress and then she gets gross all of a sudden. and let’s not forget Happy Gilmore. when Shooter McGavin is making out with Happy’s grandma and then she pops her head up and she’s wearing a gene simmons mask and Shooter deepthroats the mask’s tongue.

  • Seal_Clubber

    What was the name of the movie with Vagina Dentata ?

    • Skull-And-Crossbones

      the one i’ve been trying to forget for the last 5 years lol. i think you mean the movie ‘Teeth’

    • Mr.Mirage

      Teeth, it is. I was looking to see if anyone else would post it.

  • Zombie-Killa

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!

    I’m so glad you included Night Of The Demons ’88 on here! I remember watching that scene for the first time, and thinking, “What in the hell is Angela doing to him?” And then she pulled away with all the blood around her mouth, and she spit out Stooge’s tongue! Funny thing is, Sal tried to warn Stooge before dancing with Angela, but Stooge was thinking with his hormones instead of his brain. lol.

    And what about the 2009 remake? Remember Shannon Elizabeth’s Angela kissing Suzanne on the dance floor? Then after the kiss, they’re floating up in the air together, Angela turns into a demon, literally rips off Suzanne’s face, and her breasts also. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think it’s hard to top that, when you talk about gruesome, gory, and bloody horror kiss scenes. And yes, I’ve seen Species. lol.

  • GoreFaceSupreme

    Cabin Fever fingerbang gone awry is my personal fave. It’s so, so wrong.

  • creepyoldman

    The car scene from The Blob remake.

  • Infantile_Autopsy666

    Bordello Of Blood. Angie Everhart, tongue kissing and popping the guy’s heart out.

  • Mr.Mirage

    V/H/S group grope ending will pull out parts.