The Bathroom (Saw)
If ever there were a room that Martha Stewart could make warm, comforting, and tip top, a bathroom would be that place. A basket of potpourri, some candles on a little shelf, a tiny bookcase for magazines and light reading, and definitely a rug where seemingly dead men could lay down with much more comfort. Admittedly getting that blood stain out of the carpet would be a bit of a hassle…
The Torture Dungeon (Hostel)
If you’re going to torture someone can it at least be somewhere that is a tad bit cleaner? Think of all the nasty bacteria and infections waiting to happen because of the horrible conditions in that dungeon! I have a sneaky suspicion that Lysol treatments would be a daily, if not hourly, requirement.
The Overlook Hotel (The Shining)
As a whole, this place is classy, sharp, and something to marvel. But time has aged the hotel and a few changes might return the Overlook to its former glory! The wood floors could probably use a new stain, the carpets DEFINITELY need those bloodstains steamed out, and I’m pretty sure the elevators just need to be replaced.
The Cenobite’s Realm (Hellbound: Hellraiser 2)
“We’ll tear your soul apart…right next to the petunias.”
That’s right. Flower patches in Hell. Don’t even try and tell me that the Cenobite’s wouldn’t appreciate a nice walk through a garden. Stewart would put a small smiling bunny statue next to the cobblestone path, a little white picket fence, and gentle, burbling brook would somehow flow through. There would however have to be a sign that tells people to pick up the Cenobite hell hound poop. No one wants to step on that.
London (28 Days Later)
It would take a while but I’m almost positive that Stewart could turn downtown London into a quaint New England berg. And if the a quaint New England berg isn’t enough to calm the rage and adrenaline coursing through the zombies’ veins, I’m just completely at a loss as to what would.
