INSANE ‘Machete Kills’ Red Band Trailer Boasts Babes, Blood, and Badasses!!!

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Open Road released an absolutely badass new red band trailer for Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills which boats its insane casting, including Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Charlie Sheen, Elise Avellan, Electra Avellan, William Sadler, Lady Gaga, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, and Marko Zaror.

The footage shows all the goodies from decapitations, to gun fights, intestine gags, and even a sword fight with Mel Gibson!!

In theaters October 11, “Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

  • DethHand

    LOl EPIC!!! I’m so looking forward to this. Looks even crazier than the first. But I could of sworn Jessica Alba was returning… ah well.

    • djblack1313

      DethHand, Alba IS in this!

  • staindFAN

    Jeez…I can’t stand Sofia Vergara, annoying as hell. I will check this out because I like the first one, but this does look pretty bad.

  • http://mitchmacready.blogspot.com/ Zombie-Killa

    “Jeez…I can’t stand Sofia Vergara, annoying as hell.”

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    You’re not the only the one. She’s the only person in the trailers, who completely turns me off to the movie.

    Anyway, I’ll still see this in theaters. I’m a sucker for lots of blood, gore, and carnage, so yeah. Oh, and Vergara’s crotch gun looks like the same exact crotch gun Sex Machine used in From Dusk ‘Till Dawn! I guess Rodriguez wanted to pay homage to one of his own films. lol.

  • djblack1313

    awesome!

  • WolfQueen

    This is going to be awesome! I loved the first one! Bring it on, Machete!

  • ThunderDragoon

    This looks fucking amazing!!! Holy shit, can’t wait to see this.

  • Lou

    This will be fun!

  • viking1983

    looks ace just hope sophia vergera gets killed and michelle rodriguez 2 damn annoying bitches