[Caption Contest] Comment To Win ‘Lost Planet 3′!

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Update: This contest is now OVER! HUGE Thanks to everyone who participated!

The generous folks at Capcom have gifted me with five Steam codes for Lost Planet 3 — the latest entry in their frosty franchise where giant mechs battle alien bugs, and no one stops to think about the bugs’ feelings. I enjoyed the last game, which had a genuinely compelling story and cast of characters, even though I missed the wacky, over-the-top action and co-op from the last game. Find out how you can win a copy of this game after the jump!

You all love your caption contests — the entries in our last contest were particularly fun for me to read — so we’re going to have another. The image I’d like you to find a clever and/or witty caption for is this:

That bug just wants to give Jim a face hug and he won’t let it. The world of Lost Planet 3 is a harsh one, and that fact extends to the Akrid, who have their hearts — and carapaces — broke on a daily basis by people and their mechs.

This contest will run a week, from today until Friday, October 3rd where I will choose the five lucky winners and message them here on Bloody Disgusting. Mark your calendars, folks!

And like all our caption contests, you can submit as many captions as you like, the only rule is you must limit it to one caption per comment.

Have a question? Feel free to ever-so-gently toss Adam an email, or follow him on Twitter and Bloody Disgusting.

  • Valostar

    Little did Jimmy know, all of those hugs and kisses from Auntie Gertrude were just preparing him for much worse.

  • TEDDYX

    In a word…LISTERINE …..

  • TEDDYX

    If Woody had gone right to the police, this would never have happened .

  • Paranormalfreak

    Sorry, I don’t kiss on the first date.

  • Paranormalfreak

    That’s a big uvula!

  • Paranormalfreak

    Classic Dorito Breath.

  • J-SiN

    One last kiss before we shuffle off this mortal coil.

  • J-SiN

    Do I have something stuck in my teeth?

  • BornVillian

    Are you at least going to buy me dinner first?

  • J-SiN

    Deepthroat: The Game

  • BornVillian

    I’m just really not looking for a serious relationship right now.

  • BornVillian

    The Lannister’s send their regards.

  • BornVillian

    Poor fellow, he must be a Stark.

    • Adam Dodd

      LOVING the Game of Thrones comments. You obviously know me very well. ;)

  • J-SiN

    CHEESE!

  • BornVillian

    They’re really adding new content to make The Hobbit three films.

  • BornVillian

    Mondays. Don’t you just hate them?

  • J-SiN

    Hard to win a staring contest when your opponent has no eyes.

  • dirtyghettok

    I know they call you the Overly Attached Girlfriend. But now, you’re just trying to hard.

  • HalloweenVic

    Dude what should we hashtag this on instagram? #alienbugsbelike

  • BloatedZombie

    It’s amazing what Justin Bieber fans really look like

  • Googopqp

    This is the last time I date a girl with a yeast infection!

  • Googopqp

    I hope this is the mouth I’m staring in to!

  • Googopqp

    Doesn’t matter…..Had sex

  • copafeel4

    Buy the “Backdoor Teen Mom” sex toy they said. “You’ll love it” they said.

  • Valostar

    “I’m sorry, but I still don’t see where that piece of nacho is stuck!”

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    I TOLD YOU……NEVER ON THE FIRST DATE

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    Dirty mouth?! Try orbits gum!

  • Daddy-the-Baddy

    No wire hangers EVER!!!

  • Beezle2112

    I’m afraid to say your wisdom teeth are impacted and have to come out immediately.

  • godless

    God, the things I have to do for alien shark week…

  • godless

    Just one bug they said, you don’t need a helmet they said…

  • Raziel_cz

    Mutant-tentacle-underwater-face-rape. Because why not?

  • MachineGunGandhi

    I eat the coochie on the first date.

  • SickAxe

    “Hey dude, do I have something in my tee… HEY! LOOK AT ME”

  • SickAxe

    “Just one small bite then you can go”

  • SickAxe

    “Hey you, do you want to see a medical malpractice?”

    “UU.. yeah sure”

    “OMG”

  • Pav

    Whoa, did you do that? Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that, my mouth was open and everything!

  • Sick_skwerl

    I hate getting caught under the mistletoe

  • Sick_skwerl

    The original casting for The Bodyguard was slightly different

  • Sick_skwerl

    Anyone else getting a rapey vibe from this bug?

  • EGANTOR

    Do you have a kiss for daddy?

  • jacktherpper

    “Well, there goes my weekend”.

  • BloodyKoala

    “It was in that very moment that our hero understood what it truly means to love another”

  • chipotlazer

    in soviet russia, planet loses you.

  • boobsandblood

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDY!

  • thauglor

    Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior xenomorph?

  • Peter McFee

    I came here from the LP3 post I stayed here for the amazing stuff on the website!!!

  • lv99ron

    All I want is love…AND YOU’RE GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME!!!!

  • zhangniu

    Yes I want a copy of this game!!!!!! Love Bloody Disgusting!!!

  • DeathEffect

    Go to planet E.D.N. III they say, it’ll be fun they say…

  • DaveAndEvil

    Concept art for Ghoulies V.

  • Optiluiz

    I didn’t mean THIS kind of oral!

  • Saint Satan

    Excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

    • Saint Satan

      Oh damn someone already said something similar.

  • DeathEffect

    I know you told me you looked bad without make up, but
    there’s a limit.

  • Kuroimamono

    I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going…….

  • VIVI_Pestilenz

    He lives inside my mouth And tells me what to say When he turns the trains on he makes it go away. The hands are cracked and dirty and The nails are beetle wings.

  • john

    I CAN SEE FOREVER!

  • Phil

    Im actually playing the first one right now, Im really enjoying it. Would like to play this one too!

  • VIVI_Pestilenz

    Dayumn gurll your breath stank!

  • wickedchild26

    So, this is how gynecologists must feel every day.

  • Gamer12

    It seems the Facehuggers had one hell of a steroid injection

  • Schmageggey

    It’s one of those instances where going face first in a vagina is a bad idea.

  • DeathEffect

    Oh “YOU” had a bad!?!?

  • BlyO

    It’s just a little bug hug bro.

  • dirtyghettok

    Sarah Jessica Parker and Ryan Gosling in a new Pixar and Disney animated film. Snow White 2, and the seven deadly tooth’s.

  • bumperbob36

    I knew I shouldn’t have ordered the sushi.

  • wench0565

    I don’t always get eaten by alien bugs, but when I do, they must have a mouth that looks vaguely like a frightening vagina.

  • sumerian101

    My, my, my….what big eyes you have…

  • EvilMetalDeath

    Kiss me, you fool!

  • lv99ron

    Billy get off me, and eat this Snickers. You turn into a real a-hole when you’re hungry.

    • Lou

      Nice!

  • Sterlin Ruther

    Damn nigga, your breath stinks!! Wait, did I just say “nigga”? Oi, I’ve been playing too much GTAV.

  • xerozero69

    Jim forgot his rape whistle…

  • Twig92

    Love at first sight

  • AmnesiaTDD

    I hope that the game being given away is either for PS3 or PC. I don’t have Xbox unfortunately. =(

  • HalloweenVic

    I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT MY CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!

  • MR-MOO-69

    MUST……..IM……PREGNATE!!!

  • NINTR

    So this is how Michael Douglas contracted HPV.

  • Zetsubou Theam

    Come on, wear me! I’m just a scary looking mask.

  • jonpetts

    I won the Slenderman contest but this one is hundred times more epic….pick me…im meeting Robert Englund tomorrow and this would make the trifecta of awesome

  • xxaaxxmoore

    omg your breath stinks!

  • pyrepunk

    I am Cornholio, my bunghole will speak now!

  • becBLOOD

    I TOLD you not to touch me there!

  • ajablue

    “I think my contact just floated up a littl…”

    “I SEE IT!”

  • Bulkapalooza

    will this breath odor get the ladies?!

  • real-madrid

    sorry but i am allready takken

  • Muraqqi

    “arghh, i feels like gordon freeman in one of his promotional poster for Half-life 2″

    http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120321054524/cso/images/5/5c/Half-Life_4.jpg

  • BULLET4YOU

    Give me all your lovin’,all your huggs & kisses too!!!

  • BULLET4YOU

    CAKE!!..I SMELL CAKE!!!…THE LAST SLICE WAS MINE…NOW YOU MUST DIE!!

  • BULLET4YOU

    I AM BUG..HERE ME ROAR!!!

  • BULLET4YOU

    OOOOHH!!..THAT’S THE RUB!!

  • BULLET4YOU

    What would you do for a klondike bar…

  • BULLET4YOU

    like a wrecking ball!!!

  • Liquid_Madnezz

    Give me some sugar baby!! Whoah! hold the teeth!!

  • Liquid_Madnezz

    Wait a second…Your not Miley Cyrus!!!

  • Nasher

    “… and I thought that headcrabs were hard to get rid of.”

  • christiandunks

    Wanna suck face?

  • Nasher

    The iphone84 wasn’t an immediate hit with users.

  • Glennus

    The mouth to mouth fetish taken to a whole new level.

  • Nasher

    “Dress as Issac Clarke for Halloween they said.. you’ll have fun they said..”

  • BenQ3000

    You want oral? I’ll GIVE you oral.

  • BenQ3000

    First there are chestbursters, then there are headcrabs, and now THIS SHIT? WHEN IS IT GOING TO END?!

  • BenQ3000

    Oh there… there I see it… Oh dear! You’re gonna need a root end surgery. That doesn’t look good at all.

  • BenQ3000

    OHHHH GUUUUURL, is that a new lipstick?!

  • BenQ3000

    Just me and my gurlfriend kissing lolz #nomakeup #nofilter #truelove #decapitation

  • BenQ3000

    Those fucking aliens and their mating rituals. And I thought Vagina Dentata was freaky.

  • BenQ3000

    Ohshitohshitohshitohshit okay I’m sorry I’m sorry I won’t call you an Ass-krid again >:

  • Jc

    my body is ready

  • HalloweenVic

    BRO all I said was pass the salt!!!!!!

  • HalloweenVic

    Dude you look like a dead chicken with a baseball bat!!!

  • mitorher

    It’s deeper then I thought.

  • Joanne

    Still a better love story than twilight.

  • EvilDead-Deuce

    “…you didn’t even buy me dinner!”

  • Bahamut03

    “Open you mouth and say “AAhhh”… like this”

  • HalloweenVic

    WHAT THE HELL IS A SNOOKIE?!?! AND WHY DID U MAKE ME WATCH HER??!!!!???

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    Try doing your “Miley Cyrus” face with your severed tongue in my hand now!!!

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    Your not Headcrabbing me tonight beotch!

  • grayhouston

    What’s my Mother-in-Law doing here?

  • Lou

    All right, you win. You can belch louder.

  • Lou

    I want to break up. You’re just too clingy.

  • Lou

    Damn!! My car keys are in there!

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    This is the last time I use a Headcrab to hide my spare outdoor house key!

  • Tregor

    “Excuse me, sir! I’d like to take a minute to talk to you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!”

    • Tregor

      Well, shit. I suppose I should read the one speople already posted first.

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    The mayonnaise and saran-wrap trick, isn’t working on this new strain of mutant kindergarten head lice!

  • Googopqp

    Get this alien off me, Breaking Bad is starting!

  • Runepriest

    And I thought they smelled bad on the out side

  • Runepriest

    I my pocket is a box of Tic-Tacks, Please take all you want!

  • Runepriest

    BRAINS!!!

  • Runepriest

    Seriously!! A tongue ring?

  • Runepriest

    I knew my metal head plate would come in handy!

  • Runepriest

    And to Think I joined up for this!

  • HalloweenVic

    So ummm, we go dancing???

  • Daniel Mimbela

    God damn it it’s Alien all over again.

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    This is absolutely the last time I order an adult toy off a late night infomercial!

    • Jeff Mendenhall

      edit…

      This is absolutely the last time I order an adult toy off a sketchy late night infomercial AD!

  • JardoHorror

    This is why I left gynecology.

  • JardoHorror

    Eat Long John Silver’s!!

  • JardoHorror

    Pixar’s Scabies

  • snotboy21

    Ok fine I get It! You don’t like Cabin in the Woods. Drop it already.

  • icoolgeek

    Come on baby just give momma a little sugar!

  • icoolgeek

    It’s ok dear the ride is over you can let go now.

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    Geez, I didn’t expect to get a live mutant Isopod when I bought the deluxe version of The Bay movie!

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    No More gas station Sushi for me!

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    After the Government shutdown, the Democrats tried to control the Republicans by using Headcrabs from the Half Life experimental program.

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    After the Government shutdown, the Democrats tried to control the Republicans by using Head crabs from the Half Life experimental program.

  • HalloweenVic

    He got a Little confident after watching Pacific rim!!!

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    I knew I shouldn’t of bought this piñata from a Sushi restaurant. No candies, only green phlegm.

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    These new police breathalyzer tests are sure getting hard!

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    Party favors at the Stark’s Red Wedding!

  • Jeff Mendenhall

    After finally defeating the Lannisters, Jon Snow had to first figure out how to catch, then sit on the Iron Throne.