[BD Review] ‘Nurse 3D’ Delivers Tons of Boobs, Butts and Blood!

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Doug Aarniokoski directed Animals, easily one of the worst horror movies to ever exist. I was shocked to find out he was hired to helm Nurse 3D for Lionsgate. Unsurprisingly, the film ended up on the Gate’s shelves for quite some time, only to be released on a limited platform this Friday. It made me wonder just how terrible it was – yet in a surprise twist, Nurse 3D turns out to be an absolutely fantastic horror film that’s jam-packed with boobs, butts and blood! Personally, I found Aarniokoski had accidentally tapped into an interesting pulp-like fantasy world that any horror fan would enjoy. Evan Dickson, too, was a pretty huge fan…

Your life as a horror fan won’t be complete if you don’t see Nurse 3D,” Dickson explains in his review. “I’m not entirely sure it’s a good film, and I’m not entirely sure that its makers intended it to be good but it is a true delight in every sense of the word. Endlessly quotable, hilariously bloody and cavalierly clothed – I can’t imagine a group of people sitting down to see this thing and not having a good time.

My favorite bit of Evan’s review is: “The movie takes you back to the sensation of sneaking downstairs while your parents are asleep to watch your first “R” rated movie and it achieves it simply by being so left of center that none of the behavior in the film is recognizable as human.

You can read his entire review by clicking the link above. DO NOT miss this horror gem!

  • Jasonicus

    You had me at boobs, but I do wanna see this.

  • djblack1313

    that gif is hilarious. this movie looks like fun trash. i’m in.

    • Taboo

      Indeed!

  • iamspoonbender

    I wouldn’t goto the theatre to see this. I’ll wait until it hits redbox, or netflix. Still, I agree, looks like uber-trashy fun. :)

    • EvanDickson

      @iamthespoonbender it’s on demand right now

  • staindFAN

    I watched this tonight OnDemand and enjoyed it for what it was. Not the greatest film I ever seen , but far from the worst. The one thing that really upset me about it though was the CGI infused kills, totally took me out of it every time a cool kill would happen. Im guessing though that it looks that way because it was supposed to be 3D (I watched it in 2D) I like Paz de le Huerta and thought her voice over was a nice touch. Most of her dialogue made me laugh (in a good way) Katrina Bowden on the other hand, yes she’s gorgeous, but thats about as good as it gets for her. Im sorry but she can’t act. Serviceable at best. Judd Nelson as the creepy doc was fun as well. I’d say it’s rental material, Im glad I checked it out!

    Nurse – 3/5

  • djblack1313

    just watched this and i’m shocked that i actually liked it!!!
    just watched this and i’m very surprised that i actually kinda liked it! it’s cheesy bad fun but in a good way. i don’t know if Paz intentionally was acting like she had brain trauma or was (no offense meant) mentally challenged but it actually works to be benefit of how creepy and scary and F’d up her Abigail is. lol.

    i thought this was going to be unwatchable and bad bad but it kept my interest the whole movie. i gave it a 7. again, Paz’s freakiness (whether it’s her acting that way or if that’s just how she is in general) was perfect for this role. the other cast’s (i adore Katrina Bowden) acting was fine. not Oscar/award winning but workable. it’s Paz’s wonderfully BIZARRE affect (the way she walks/talks/etc) is horrible but again, it works perfectly with/for her character she’s playing.

  • Nurse Derpusheen

    I just got done watching it. I knew I would like it, but damn, I didn’t know I’d like it THIS MUCH! it is SOO cheesy, and it seemed there was more blood than the wounds suggested. But all in all, the whole plot was decent, and the movie all around made me smile.

  • Fritte

    Seriously? This movie was nothing but utter shit.
    I can’t stand that fucking Paz De La Huerta.
    A roadkill has got more character than her.

  • Ravinus

    I loved it. If you went into this with high expectations, then you are a complete douchebag and need to stop blogging on a horror site…ahem…Fritte.