Someone Made a Ridiculous 'The Fog' Action Figure That I HAVE to Own! - Bloody Disgusting!

Someone Made a Ridiculous ‘The Fog’ Action Figure That I HAVE to Own!

The Fog Action Figures

The timing couldn’t be more perfect for this ridiculous concept figured based on John Carpenter’s The Fog.

With the New York Toy Fair kicking off this weekend, Death By Toys has created their own The Fog action figure that’s for sale via eBay.

But here’s the kicker, the “art piece” for sale is of a literal piece of “fog” packed with a card back. It’s the perfect gag gift and yet something all Carpenter fans need to own.

“I probably should’ve started by saying this is quite possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever made,” Dan explains as he was creating this badass collectible. “That being said, at no point during production did I say to myself, ‘This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should stop.’ Instead, I said, ‘This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should keep going.’ ”

You want one? They’re only $25. It’s worth it for Dan’s time and energy alone. Pick one up here and then Tweet us some images when you get one.

The Fog Action Figure

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  • Flux

    I must own this

  • Creepshow

    What ever you do. DON’T OPEN THE PACKAGE!!
    IT MUST BE CONTAINED! Ahhhhhhhh…..

  • CaptainBlake

    Fantastic. Thank you. Just grabbed one.

  • Robzilla

    While it’s kinda funny and the card art is cool, $25 is a bit steep for what is basically pulled apart Halloween spider webbing.

    • Creepshow

      Tack on another $5 for shipping for something that weighs nothing. Just to fully break it off in your arse.

    • Gadriel

      It’ll be sold on ebay for $200!

  • Creepshow

    A good rule of thumb is not to buy something that the maker says “is quite possibly the stupidest thing I ever made”.

  • Necrogeddon666

    Already sold out. Ain’t that a bitch.

  • Hahaha, the guys is a genius!

  • Marla

    Total crap, only idiots with money to throw away ordered this – a bit of cotton wool made into a shape. They should’ve done Blake. This is laughable.

    • Tigernan Quinn

      It costs a quarter and it’s a joke.

    • Rule #1 of business: If they are dumb enough to buy it be smart enough to sell it.

  • JK2016

    I love it.