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Chop delivers on all sides by jam-packing the movie with laughs, gore and some insane twists that are guaranteed to get the room in a buzz…you owe it to yourself to watch this with a group of friends so you can all chatter about how f*cked it truly is.”

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While Trent Haaga will always be THE Troma actor for my generation, the thespian-turned-writer grabbed my attention with the sophisticated River’s Edge-esque coming-of-age horror flick Deadgirl, which took the Toronto International Film Festival by storm. But with a new decade comes new ambitions as Haaga makes his directorial debut with Chop, a horror comedy (penned by Adam Minarovich) that centers on a seemingly innocent young couple forced by a psychotic stranger to confront their duplicitous past.

It always makes me a bit nervous when an actor becomes a writer, let alone takes a stab at directing. But with Haaga things are a bit different as he’s homegrown by the New York nasties over at Troma. Low budget filmmaking is his forte, maybe even a place to call home? While Deadgirl took on the tone of directors Marcel Sarmiento and Gadi Harel, Chop has Haaga’s fun spirit plastered on every single frame. The whimsical, yet extremely dark horror comedy is a fast-paced, engaging experience that’s balls-the-the-wall insane. The dialogue is riddled with oddities that demand the audience’s full attention, while the actual hook has them clamoring for the finale. The more Haaga teased me, the closer to the edge of my seat I got, and the more maniacal I became (I probably looked like Mr. Burns from “The Simpsons” licking my chops, rubbing my hands together and deviously awaiting the big “twist”). The thing is, most films (indie or studio) lack a finale. I’d say I’m disappointed 99% of the time. But with Chop I could feel the energy continue to build; something told me I was in for a delicious treat. Without giving a single thing away, the payoff is so off-the-hook hilarious that you owe it to yourself to watch this with a group of friends so you can all chatter about how f*cked it truly is.

I reluctantly digress, Chop has it’s fair share of flaws from the poor cinematography to some atrocious acting, but the playful nature of the film makes it all too easy to overlook. In all honesty, who gives a flying f*ck so long as it’s a fun movie? Right?

Chop delivers on all sides by jam-packing the movie with laughs, gore and some insane twists that are guaranteed to get the room in a buzz. If Haaga were to ever “brand” himself, this could easily become his calling card. It carries the distinct maturity of a Troma veteran who can now put the past in the past and move forward to bigger and badder things like many before him.

Horror movie fanatic who co-founded Bloody Disgusting in 2001. Producer on Southbound, V/H/S/2/3/94, SiREN, Under the Bed, and A Horrible Way to Die. Chicago-based. Horror, pizza and basketball connoisseur. Taco Bell daily. Franchise favs: Hellraiser, Child's Play, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Scream and Friday the 13th. Horror 365 days a year.

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‘She Loved Blossoms More’ – Wild First Look at Tribeca Movie Enters a Psychedelic Hellscape

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One of the genre films set to premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival in June is the sci-fi/drama She Loved Blossoms More, and a bonkers first-look photo has arrived this week (above).

Additionally, Variety reports this afternoon that Yellow Veil Pictures has secured world sales on She Loved Blossoms More, billed as a “family drama in science fiction disguise.”

In the film, “three brothers build an unusual time-machine in order to bring their long-dead mother back to life. When their delusional father comes into the picture, the experiments go awry, and they descend into a psychedelic hellscape where the past and present fuse in a comedic yet deeply disturbing exploration of grief.”

Yannis Veslemes directed the film and co-wrote with Dimitris Emmanouilidis.

Veslemes said in a statement shared by Variety, “[She Loved Blossoms More is] a ballad for the defeated, a comedy for the accursed, a moral tale for us all and our beloved families.”

She Loved Blossoms More is the first film we’ve onboarded at script stage, and it’s been quite amazing to see it come alive,” said Hugues Barbier of Yellow Veil Pictures. “We couldn’t be more proud of Yannis’ vision and the amazing team he has around him. Blossoms is an emotional thrill ride and a calling card for one of the most exciting new filmmakers.”

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