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[Review] ‘Lake Nowhere’ is Nostalgic and Cheesy Fun!

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Nostalgia for the movies of the 80s and 70s isn’t really anything new at this point, but it can still be charming when done right. That gritty style of filmmaking from days gone by has recently made a comeback with films like Grindhouse, Machete and even V/H/S. Now, in Lake Nowhere, the brainchild of Christopher Phelps and Maxim Van Scoy, the Nostalgia Goggles have been taken to a whole new level with a movie that could only be more suitable for VHS if it were in fullscreen.

This deliciously cheesy production is a brief throwback to the early days of home video and the slashers of yore. While it’s not quite feature-length, with a runtime of approximately 50 minutes, Lake Nowhere is filled to the brim with gory fun and knows not to overstay its welcome. What could have been just another one-trick-pony is in fact a love-letter not just to these old movies themselves, but to the viewing experience that accompanied them in the age of Blockbuster and bootleg tapes.

The movie begins with a series of garbled commercials and trailers that instantly set the stage for the film’s amazingly grimy atmosphere, owing a lot to the original fake trailers preceding Rodriguez and Tarantino’s Grindhouse. After these, we’re introduced to a group of teenagers getting ready to party in an isolated cabin in the woods, heavily reminiscent of the original Evil Dead. Things take a turn for the worse, however, as the teens realize that they are not alone in Lake Nowhere.

The plot is basically an excuse to turn these characters into slasher bait, but it works well in the context of a low-budget exploitation flick attempting to cash in on the slasher fever of that simpler time. There are a few interesting twists, and the trailers before the movie seem to have had a lot of effort put into them, but the story here is only secondary, with the visuals and violence being the main attraction.

Like most slashers, Lake Nowhere features an ensemble cast, leaving you to guess which, if any, of the victims are going to survive their horrific ordeal. Mathew Howk, who played the Masked Maniac, did an exceptional job of channeling his inner Kane Hodder as he stalked fornicators through the woods. The B-Movie nature of the script doesn’t give the other actors much to work with, but they do seem to having genuine fun.

Phelps and Van Scoy did their best in maintaining tone and atmosphere while simultaneously having the movie balance dark comedic elements and brutal gore with extremely small intervals in between. Despite the apparent guerrilla filmmaking techniques behind the scenes, the entire film had a picturesque and colorful presentation that contrasted with the violence like a good faux-Giallo horror picture.

If you miss late nights watching scratched video tapes and still having fun despite the quality and cheesiness of their contents (or if you’ve never had this experience but wished that you did), Lake Nowhere is for you. My only regret is not having watched it on an actual VHS tape, which is available for purchase on the film’s wonderful old-internet styled official website.

Screened at the Ithaca International Fantastic Film Festival.

Born Brazilian, raised Canadian, Luiz is a writer and Film student that spends most of his time watching movies and subsequently complaining about them.

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“Bite Size Short: Her House of Horrors” Announce Short Grant Program!

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Her House of Horrors, the horror division of Independent Production House WOMXNOGRAPHY, has launched its Bite Size Short Grant Program, ahead of its film festival Dollhouse of Horror, which will take place in March 2025 in Los Angeles, CA.

The Bite Size Short Grant Program awards $2,000 film grants to female-identifying and queer horror filmmakers. Shorts must be able to be made for $2,000, with a minimum runtime of 8 minutes. Submissions are now open on Filmfreeway, and are being judged by a panel of horror lovers and content creators.

The 2024 Bite Size Short Grant Program judge lineup is as follows:

“James H. Carter II- A documentary director, film producer, podcaster, marketing specialist, and writer. James is the founder and co-owner of Creepy Kingdom. Creepy Kingdom was founded in 2011 and is a multimedia website, and production studio specializing in creepy content. Their primary focus lies at the intersection of childlike fantasy and the macabre, covering horror films, theme parks, haunts, and much more. Beyond their extensive media coverage, Creepy Kingdom hosts events, offers original merchandise, and engages in film production under the Creepy Kingdom Studios brand producing original films like “Foolish Mortals”, exploring Disney’s “Haunted Mansion” fan culture, and “Georgie”, featuring Tony Dakota from the original “It” miniseries.

“In addition to founding Creepy Kingdom, James has won awards for his documentary work, including the award-winning “Foolish Mortals,” which has earned him recognition. He has been featured on Freeform’s 31 Nights of Halloween special.

“Ashleeta Beauchamp is the editor-in-chief of Peek-A-Boo! Magazine, a cheeky horror magazine created to uplift marginalized writers, artists, models and other creators within the horror community. She also runs The Halloween Coalition, a community group to provide support and marketing for horror and Halloween events around the Southern California area.

“Titeanya Rodríguez is a multi-hyphenate creative, and the founder and owner of HER HOUSE OF HORRORS, home of DOLLHOUSE OF HORROR and the horror division of WOMXNOGRAPHY. As a fellow storyteller and a self-proclaimed artivist, Titeanya’s mission is to create opportunities for women of color and queer women, across film, tv, sports, music, and beyond. She is also the creator of the BITE SIZE SHORT grant program.”

Winners will have a one-night theatrical screening at Regal Cinemas. Submissions Close April 8 at Midnight. Winners will be announced on May 27, 2024. Shorts must be shot and through post-production by June 30, 2024. The screening will take place on July 8, 2024, in Los Angeles, CA.

WOMXNOGRAPHY, HER HOUSE OF HORRORS, and Rodriguez are represented by Azhar PR, Granderson Des Rochers, and Kinsella Holley Iser Kump Steinsapir.

To submit your short to the Bite Size Short Grant Program, go to the FilmFreeway link here.

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