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Beastly

Set in Manhattan, the movie tells the story of a handsome rich kid with a mean streak. When he ditches a date, a curse is placed upon him, turning him into everything he hates. The grotesque transformation leaves him with the seemingly impossible task of finding true love to break the ugly spell.

Alternate synopsis: When a spell is cast on a handsome egocentric young man (Alex Pettyfer) that physically transforms him into everything he despises, he has one year to find a young woman (Vanessa Hudgens) who will love him despite his hideous form or the spell will last forever.

CBS Films Moves ‘Beastly’ Into Vacant March Slot

CBS Films knows you’re super crazy excited for the Twilight-esque romance Beastly, so they’re pushing up the release by a few weeks (I was being sarcastic, BTW). Why? Because they know exactly what I want for my birthday (yes, I’m being sarcastic again). The studio has pushed the Daniel Barnz-directed “Beauty and the Beast” tale starring Vanessa Hudgens, Alex Pettyfer, Mary-Kate Olsen, Neil Patrick Harris, and Peter Krause to March 4. When a spell is cast on a handsome egocentric young man (Pettyfer) that physically transforms him into everything he despises, he has one year to find a young woman (Hudgens) who will love him despite his hideous form or the spell will last forever. Enjoy this emo-tastic trailer.
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Welcome to Emo Hell: Second Trailer for ‘Beastly’

CBS Films has released the second trailer for Daniel Barnz’s Beastly, a modern day telling of “Beauty and the Beast” starring Vanessa Hudgens, AlexPettyfer, Mary-Kate Olsen, Neil Patrick Harris, and Peter Krause. The latest trailer enters “emo code red” as Pettyfer (who plays the “Beast”) appears to be one of the whiniest little pussies every caught on film. The footage amps up the romance and drops Neil Patrick Harris (wearing Cyclops’ glasses) into the mix as a blind friend who sees how super cool Pettyfer is on the inside. Awwwww. My heart is melting. Seriously though, this has to be one of the worst trailers of the year. Thank god this movie will be out and gone by March 18th. What say you?
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