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‘Critters 2’: Still the Definitive Easter Horror Movie 36 Years Later

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Christmas and Halloween reign supreme in terms of holiday-themed horror to the point that every other holiday pales in comparison when it comes to horror offerings. Easter does have a few selections to offer, but many of them don’t lean into any familiar holiday motifs. Then there are the horror films that get lumped in simply because the villain bears likeness to the Easter bunny. It can be slim pickings. That’s okay, though, because we really only need one solid horror movie to celebrate Easter with. One that isn’t afraid to spill some Easter bunny blood.

Critters 2: The Main Course is that definitive Easter horror movie.

Co-written by David Twohy (WarlockPitch Black) and director Mick Garris (The StandMasters of Horror), Critters 2 makes clever use of the holiday as a means to implement those remaining Crite eggs stashed away in a barn from the end of Critters. They’re discovered and sold to a shop in Grover’s Bend, to be painted and used in the town’s annual Easter egg hunt. The holiday is also an excuse for plucky hero Brad Brown (Scott Grimes) to make his return, having been laughed out of town between films due to his tales of man-eating aliens. In this sequel, he’s back to visit with his grandma for the holiday weekend.

Of course, those eggs hatch during the Easter egg hunt, leading to one fantastic sequence that sees the Sheriff, unamused about donning the Easter bunny suit in the first place, get a crotch full of carnivorous Critter babies. Brad and his buddy, resident town drunk Charlie (Don Keith Opper), might have once been the black sheep of Grover’s Bend, but their experience with the pint-sized monsters makes them invaluable when the proverbial shit hits the fan.

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Luckily, bounty hunter Ug (Terrence Mann) returns to Earth with his partner Lee to destroy those Crites once and for all. While the first film had Ug pick an Earthbound shape straightaway, Lee had a more difficult time settling. Lee has a much easier go of it this time, nearly settling on Freddy Krueger before shifting into a Playboy playmate (Roxanne Kernohan) – including the freaking staple from the magazine’s centerfold. It’s a clever gag that always gets a laugh.

Between the hints of nudity thanks to Lee, and the dialed up gore thanks to the Critters spreading their carnage across town, Critters 2 feels harder than its PG-13 rating. The larger number of Critters means more humor, more feeding frenzies, and more special effects. On that note, Critters 2 unleashes a giant Critter ball that brings instant death to anyone in its path.

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As the narrative shifts toward the widespread chaos of the Critters wreaking havoc, less time is spent on the motifs of the holiday. But it is very Easter appropriate that the townsfolk come together to take refuge in the church. And if we’re really stretching, you could argue that Charlie’s “death” and resurrection are apropos of Easter, too.

Really, though, the death of the Easter bunny punctuating one dangerous Easter egg hunt is worth the price of admission alone. Mick Garris’ feature debut, combined with the Chiodo brothers’ effects and a group of endearing characters we care about, come together to make Critters 2 one hell of a fun way to spend Easter Sunday – this year, next year, or any year.

Critters 2 is available for rental on Amazon, Vudu, and Apple TV.

Editor’s Note: A version of this article was originally published on April 22, 2019.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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Radio Silence No Longer Attached to ‘Escape from New York’ Requel

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It was announced two years ago that filmmaking team Radio Silence (Ready or Not, Scream, Scream VI, Abigail) were working on bringing Snake Plissken back to the screen for a brand new movie based on John Carpenter’s Escape from New York for 20th Century Studios, with John Carpenter himself on board as an executive producer of the upcoming movie.

The project had originally been described as a “reboot,” but filmmakers Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett had described it as more of a “requel.” Unfortunately, the pair revealed to Comicbook.com that they’re no longer developing the requel and have parted ways with the project.

Gillett told the outlet, “We are not, unfortunately. I think titles like that bounce around for a while and I think they’ve tried to get that out of the blocks a few times. I think it’s just ultimately a tricky rights issue thing. There’s a clock on it and we just weren’t in a position to make the clock, ultimately. But who knows? I think, in hindsight, it feels crazy that we would think we would, post-Scream, step into a John Carpenter franchise. You never know. There’s still interest in it and we’ve had a few conversations about it but we’re not attached in any official capacity.”

Escape from New York was set in 1997. “When the U.S. president crashes into Manhattan, now a giant maximum security prison, a convicted bank robber is sent in to rescue him.”

In Escape from LA, also directed by John Carpenter, “Snake Plissken is once again called in by the United States government to recover a potential doomsday device from Los Angeles, now an autonomous island where undesirables are deported.”

Radio Silence is fresh off of helming gory vampire movie Abigail. It’s the third vampire movie from the Universal Monsters brand in the past year, the film scaring up $34.7 million at the worldwide box office these past few weeks. That gives it a higher worldwide gross than both The Last Voyage of the Demeter ($21.7 million) and Renfield ($26.4 million), and it’s also the most critically successful of the three vampire movies. Abigail also just landed on Premium VOD, so you can watch at home now.

Stay tuned for additional details on the Escape from New York requel, and what’s next for Radio Silence.

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