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Screamin’ Biehn: Visiting the Set of ‘The Victim’
Starring Michael Biehn (Terminator, Aliens, Grindhouse), Ryan Honey (“ER,” Hallowed Ground), Jennifer Blanc (“Dark Angel,” “Party of Five”), Denny Kirkwood (Never Been Kissed, Groove), and Danielle Harris (The Last Boy Scout, Rob Zombie’s Halloween, Stake Land) is Brock Morse’s The Victim, which follows a man who lives alone in a remote cabin and is surprised by his visitors. Recently filming in Los Angeles, Bloody Disgusting’s Chris Eggertsen took a trip down to the set and witnessed a whole lotta screamin’ Biehn! Get the skinny, along with first images inside!
“IT’S ALL ON THE LINE, RYAN! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! HE’S ASKING YOU QUESTIONS AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANSWERS!” – Michael Biehn, directing star Ryan Honey

After being greeted by associate producer/publicist Alana Pona at the entrance to the set, located in the woods behind a large home in L.A.’s Topanga Canyon, I quickly interview actress Tanya Newbould, a friend of Biehn and Blanc’s who was cast in a small role as a news reporter. Having heard that the film was being helmed by relative newcomer Brock Morse, I was surprised to hear Newbould tell me that she was excited to have been directed by Biehn in the film. I followed up with her on this point, since Biehn is nowhere listed as the project’s director.
“He’s working with Brock and he’s doing some directing as well as starring in it”, she told me.
Fair enough, I suppose. After all, given Brock’s newbie status versus Biehn’s more than 30 years in the business, it didn’t totally surprise me that the veteran actor, who has worked with some of the greatest directors in the business – most notably James Cameron in a string of classic `80s films – would have taken a hand in shaping the production. Nevertheless, I was curious to see what the dynamic between the two would be like on set.
“IT’S ALL ON THE LINE, RYAN! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! HE’S ASKING YOU QUESTIONS AND YOU DON’T HAVE ANSWERS!” screamed Biehn from video village, just as cameras were about to start rolling on a tense scene involving Honey and Kirkwood’s characters. To be honest, I was taken aback by the intensity of Biehn’s vocalizations, not to mention the fact that he actually seemed to be directing the scene rather than merely offering a helpful amount of creative input.
“Wait a second, guys!” he yelled out a moment later. “I don’t like this framing, man. This is like…this is neither this nor that. Cut! I don’t like this lens…you said he was gonna be a cowboy!”
Only a minute or so prior to this I’d had the brief opportunity of speaking with Biehn, a grizzled and intense man who seemed primed to explode at any moment. I made a point of asking him how involved he was in directing the film.
“Brock is a very good director, he’s very good visually, and [Eric] Curtis, who’s lighting this [he’s also the cinematographer], is lighting it beautifully, so they take care of the look of the movie and make sure the camera moves in the right way and the lenses are right, and it’s the right background”, he told me. “I’m more involved in the story and working with the actors and making sure we can get [good] performances and stuff.”
I’ll say. The energy on set definitely fit the perceived intensity of the piece, with Biehn careening around like a man possessed and frequently voicing his concerns in a tone of voice veering between frustration and outright anger. Later on, I asked star Ryan Honey – also serving as executive producer on the film – if the fast and furious nature of the 12-day shoot helped to ratchet up the intensity of the scenes.
“I’ll tell you what helps with the intensity of the scenes: Michael Biehn”, he said humorously. “That guy is just an intense packet. That guy is just a bundle of energy, and it’s infectious, and he’s pushed us from day one, and it’s been successful.”
I then asked if he felt as if Biehn was playing up his natural forcefulness in order to get better performances out of the cast.
“Oh, totally”, said Honey. “So we’re shooting the other day – I have an eighteen-month-old daughter – and we’re shooting the other day, and it’s a pretty intense scene, and we’re about to roll, and I just hear from video village over here, I hear: `Do it for Nyala! For her life!’ [Laughs] But it totally worked! All the sudden I’m thinking about my daughter, and what would I do if she was…all this stuff. He knows all the tricks to get performances out of people, and he doesn’t rest for a minute, and so the expectation is that nobody does, and so we’ve been able to make our days and get a really great product.”

Blanc, the raspy-voiced star and producer of the film who is also Biehn’s wife, did her best to help paint a fuller-fledged portrait of the actor, who one could be forgiven for believing was a total raving lunatic.
“He’s a great actor’s director”, she told me. “He’ll frustrate you to the point where you’re so frustrated a performance comes out of you. [Laughs] Whatever it is that he does, with each person it’s a different thing, he’s gotten performances from everybody here. Like, ridiculous. He needs to continue doing this, because he’s really good at it.”
As in continue…directing?
“Jennifer! Quiet please!” Biehn shouted from the set as they prepared to begin filming another take. And then, as the cameras started rolling: “HOW YOU GONNA EXPLAIN THIS TO YOUR FATHER, RYAN?! HOW YOU GONNA EXPLAIN IT TO HIM?!”
A few minutes later, a visibly calmer (and actually very friendly) Biehn sauntered over to our table to sit down for a brief chat between takes. Blanc was visibly nervous as I asked him questions about the film, especially given the fact that in my earlier brief conversation with him he’d spilled the beans on a key plot point within earshot of his wife, who’d quickly scolded him for giving away too much. And here she was scolding him again…for, once again, revealing said key plot point.
“Michael! Michael! We do not -” she began.
“We see it in the first shot of movie!” he interrupted, voice rising in agitation.
“It doesn’t matter. We don’t want it in the press!” she shouted back.
“We don’t?” he replied in confusion.
“No.”
And then, sheepishly: “Alright, don’t write that.”
It was a typical interaction between husband and wife, although I should note that there was no malice or true anger in any of it – more just typical married-couple bickering, Hollywood style.
Moving right along, I was curious as to the nature of Biehn’s off-the-grid character, and the actor went on to explain it this way: “He’s gone to a cabin that his uncle owns and doesn’t use and he’s kinda going up there, and he’s reading the Bible…and the Dalai Lama, like meditating…he’s just trying to quelch the inner demons that he has…he’s trying to get his act together so when he re-enters society he’s not the type of guy who you bump into and he’s like, `Fuck you, motherfucker!’ BAM! He’s gonna hit you in the fucking face in a second. He’s got that anger management thing so he’s just trying to change up his life a little bit.”
Also sitting by – in stripper wear consisting of a purple cutoff skirt, brown high-heeled boots and pink tank top – was co-star Danielle Harris, playing Blanc’s “exotic dancer” friend who goads her into accompanying the two cops to a remote cabin to engage in some illicit, sexually-charged activities.
“I may look less innocent than Danielle, you know?” said Blanc, a buxom blonde with a hard-edged, slightly unkempt quality. “She may look a little more innocent and tiny (tidy?), but she kind of pulls me into this weird world.”
“The things I do for my friends”, sighed Harris good-naturedly about the seedy, sexually-explicit role she’s essentially doing as a favor to pals Blanc and Biehn. “My other good girlfriend Kimberly McCullough [a regular on `General Hospital’] is at the AFI Film School and she just did a short called `Nice Guys Finish Last’ that’s an awesome dark comedy…and I had to do some stuff for her too that I was like, `You guys owe me so big.’ The shit that I do for my girlfriends! You have no idea; I wouldn’t do this for anybody else.”
Indeed, by Blanc and Harris’ account the film features an ample helping of nudity and extreme sexual situations that definitely pushes the envelope.
“I think [Biehn] is trying to tip it to as racy as you can possibly [make it]…and still get fucking ridiculous performances and still be R-rated”, said Blanc. “He’s been pulling out all the stops on this one, and I’m used to him! [Laughs] And I’m getting surprised [at the things he’s doing]!”
As for the on-screen violence, the actors indicated it will be raw and realistic without resorting to the over-the-top spewing of blood and entrails typical of more fantastical horror films.
“When there is violence, it’s very violent for a very short period of time”, said Biehn. “Think about like `Taxi Driver’, that’s how I want the movie. Like when you see violence in `Taxi Driver’ – [and] I’m not comparing myself or this movie to `Taxi Driver’ or Martin Scorcese – but in `Taxi Driver’…when the violence happened it happened very violently and for a very short period of time. And that’s kinda what happens here.”
Nevertheless, famed special effects makeup artist Rob Hall and his Almost Human effects company did come in to work on one shot that required a little extra “oomph”.
“We don’t have a special effects [guy]”, said Biehn. “Somebody put up a press thing about Rob [Hall] doing our special effects and stuff, and he worked a shot, he did a shot for us, and he did a great job, and if I had a special effects movie I would hire him in a heartbeat. But [the movie is] not about that, it’s about the performances.” (Though Jennifer did take pains to chime in that Hall nevertheless did come in and lay a “smack-down” on the movie in a big way, in an effect related to Ryan Honey’s character.)
Another possibly intriguing aspect of the film – being shot day-for-night as a nod to Xavier Gens’ Frontiere(s) (Blanc and Biehn are both coming out in Gens’ next film, The Divide) – is the fact that throughout its reportedly flashback-heavy duration the audience will be left unsure as to the true nature of the featured characters. In other words: who is villain, and who is victim?
“It’s one of those weird things where you’re kind of not sure who the victim is, who the bad guy is, [and] who the good guy is”, said Blanc. “It’s kind of like one of those things where each one of them has major secrets and you’re not really sure, like…who are you rooting for here?”
It’s a great question to hinge a thriller around for sure, but the real answer I was looking for on set that day was more along the lines of: where’s the director? Though I’d been standing close by the shoot for most of the time I was there, I’d seen neither hide nor hair of Mr. Morse. And while it’s true Pona had informed me early on that he wouldn’t be giving interviews, I at least thought I’d see him walking around outside the black cover of video village at least once or twice during my visit (I didn’t). Not that I could blame him, exactly; with a firecracker like Biehn seemingly taking the reins of a film for which I was credited as director, I’d probably choose to remain hidden away too.
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Not Another ‘Scary Movie’: Revisiting Forgotten Parody ‘Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th’
After Scream (1996) made a killing at the box office, as well as won over critics and audiences, a lot of folks in the movie biz thought they could do the same thing (and yield similar results). That thing, of course, being a slasher. Most of these opportunists wound up being pretty straightforward; they were low on humor or commentary. Yet others, like Scary Movie (2000), saw the potential for spoofing Scream, and acted on that impulse with both haste and excitement.
A few months after the Wayans’ comedy first hit theaters, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th landed on the USA Network, as part of the channel’s “Shriek Week” programming. That straight-to-cable (then home video) destination is possibly why many people still don’t know about this one. Or they simply chose to forget. Whatever the reason, only one of these two horror parodies came out on top—and it’s certainly not the movie where Coolio channeled Prince, and Tom Arnold saved the day.
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th previously went by the name of I Know What You Screamed Last Semester. That Trimark acquisition then settled on a wordier title, just so it could avoid the litigious wrath of Miramax Films. Folks may or may not remember that Columbia Pictures was sued over the “implied connection” between I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) and Scream. So, yeah, there was no way that this competing Scream parody wasn’t going to be kept on a tight rein.
A Heavy Reliance on Late ’90s TV References

Simon Rex, Julie Benz, Majandra Delfino, Harley Cross, Danny Strong, Tom Arnold and Tiffani-Amber Thiesen in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th.
Naturally, there would be similarities between Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th and Scary Movie—their scripts are built on the backs of the same two movies. It goes without saying that the other big slasher of the 1990s, I Know What You Did Last Summer, was as much of a target as Scream. However,the film pads itself with more TV references than Scary Movie did.
Half the cast coming off of (and in some cases, returning to) a WB show could be a reason why. Dawson’s Creek is particularly zeroed in on, based on how there’s a central character named “Dawson Deery“, and how the teen drama’s teacher-student affair plotline is satirized to the nth degree. As if there weren’t enough nods to television, Baywatch, VH1’s Pop Up Video, and even those cheesy Mentos commercials all serve as joke prompts.
Shriek director John Blanchard and writers Sue Bailey and Joe Nelms all hailed from television, so it’s understandable that they would stick close to home. The movie’s humor in general makes more sense, in light of learning that Blanchard worked on SCTV, Kids in the Hall, and MADtv. The writers, on the other hand, were each fairly green, with Bailey being the most experienced of the two; she wrote and produced the game show BattleBots. Nevertheless, they, plus Blanchard, churned out a passable, joke-a-minute movie. The whole thing is staggeringly of its time, but no one here was aiming for longevity.
Having seen enough of these kinds of movies, we know to expect jokes of the low-hanging fruit variety. That’s the parody’s whole prime directive. From the characters having names like “Screw Frombehind” and “Doughy Primesuspect”, to stereotyping that feels taboo nowadays, this is a movie from a different era of comedy. Its coarse, corny, and unapologetic sense of humor won’t sit well with everyone in these more enlightened times. In which case, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th can be treated as a time capsule.
Does Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th Humor Still Hold Up Today?

“You may already be a victim”—Someone receives a most peculiar threatening piece of mail in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th.
Although Shriek doesn’t live up to its own claims of being so funny that you’ll die of laughter, its bawdier parts could still lead to some nervous laughter. For instance, after this movie’s parallel to Drew Barrymore’s Scream character is done in—not by the killer but by a bug zapper—the movie throws a newspaper next to the victim’s fresh corpse. The headline? “Popular slut killed! Football team mourns”.
We then move on to the wacky and inappropriate goings-on at Bulimia Falls High School, home of the Hurlers. At this nexus of constant absurdity, indecency, and surrealism, students are seen fornicating on the lawn, cheerleading squad applicants are advised to be comfortable with partial nudity, and terrorists openly prepare for an anthrax attack. It can be a tad jarring to watch, especially if you didn’t grow up witnessing this style of comedy firsthand. Hell, even if you did, you may still have a “what the hell were they thinking?” reaction.
It’s not just the aggressively edgy humor here that can make you chuckle—the slapstick, the sight gags, and the ribaldry all have a decent chance of landing. The movie’s own villain, whose hockey mask was instantly transformed into a crudely Ghostface-esque one after coming in contact with an open flame, commits more cheap laughs than kills. His and his victims’ chase sequences, most of which are cartoonish in nature, left this writer grinning. The Scooby-Doo fan in me also totally ate up that clever unmasking joke.
Final Thoughts on This Forgotten Horror Parody

Shriek If You Know What Did Last Friday the 13th
Now, the jury is still out on whether these comedies are to blame for the death of the first slasher revival. There is more to consider than some parodies. At the very least, the likes of Scary Movie didn’t exactly encourage big studios to put their money on a trend that was being derided to death (and not as profitable as the spoofs). These sorts of movies also felt unnecessary at the time, given how their principal inspiration is already a deconstruction of the genre. But like anything else that quickly becomes popular, mockery is unavoidable.
Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th is indeed a movie nobody asked for, much less needed. As a sample of pre-millennium humor and cultural attitudes, it’s not always precise. But as I’ve laid out, your mileage may vary. Horror parodies typically don’t have the best track record, so managing one’s own expectations here is recommended.
Upon rewatching, I for one laughed a bit more than I did back then. Only this time, I responded to the jokes that my younger self didn’t notice or find all that amusing. So it just goes to show that the movies don’t change—we do.

Harley Cross and Majandra Delfino must unmask the killer a number of times in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th before learning their true identity.

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