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Special Feature: ‘South Park’ Horror-Inspired Episodes

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It’s no secret that horror and humor go together perfectly. We’ve seen it in movies such as Evil Dead 2, Scream, Leprechaun, Child’s Play, and many more. So what happens when a TV show built upon satire and parody takes a stab (no pun intended) at horror? Well, you end up getting some of the funniest, and possibly most disturbing episodes to air on broadcast television. Here now are 10 horror inspired “South Park” episodes. Enjoy!


1. Marjorine (2005; ep.9-9)

The boys pretend to kill Butters in order to get him into a “girls only” slumber party. So what does Stephen Stotch do? Why, he basically follows Pet Sematary and buries “Butters'” body in a sacred Indian burial ground.

Best line of the episode: “Oh Butters, you smell like…bacon!

2. Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (1999; ep.3-12)

Even though it’s a complete “Scooby Doo” rip-off, that’s fine! “Scooby Doo” was inspired by horror all the time, so I see nothing wrong with them doing an homage. Plus, Korn does some of the most ridiculous voice-overs in a while.

Best line of the episode: “Yes, by now he’s probably removed her eyes and made love to the empty sockets as well.

3. Scott Tenorman Must Die (2001; ep.5-4)

Probably the cleverest episode the brains behind “South Park” have ever written, “Scott Tenorman Must Die” is basically a very simple retelling of Shakespeare’s “Titus;” it’s definitely one of the grimmest endings to a “South Park” episode. Ever.

Best line of the episode: “Eric! Are you training that pony to please you?

4. Cartman’s Incredible Gift (2004; ep.8-13)

Cartman hits his head and the police think he’s a psychic. What goes on next is a twist on Silence Of The Lambs/Red Dragon (Manhunter for you purists).

Best line of the episode: “I see you like cutting the eyes out of photos with women. My son is a big fan of that too.

5. Ginger Kids (2005; ep.9-11)

The boys turn Cartman into a ginger without his knowledge. So what does he do? Why, he convinces all the gingers to kidnap all the non-ginger kids and then kill them. I can’t think of a horror movie like this, except for Batman Returns, and that’s a stretch, but the episode gets really creepy when the gingers are out on the streets.

Best line of the episode: “Okay, that’s lunch kids. We’ll pick up with Clyde’s speech about lesbian cheerleaders after recess.

6. Night of the Living Homeless (2007; ep.11-7)

Do I really need to tell you what movie this gives homage to?

Best line of the episode: “Well I was thinking we could turn the homeless into tires. So that we could still have homeless but use them on our cars.

7. Woodland Critter Christmas (2004; ep.8-14)

Cartman writes a story for class and it ends up being about a group of Satanic animals that want to birth the Anti-Christ. It carries one of the best ending lines to a “South Park” episode.

Best line of the episode: “We’re still kids, we still have our baby teeth.

And our baby claws.

And a dead mom.

8. Britney’s New Look (2008; ep.12-2)

Britney Spears comes to South Park to get away from the paparazzi. What ends up happening? It’s basically a retelling of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”. There’s also an amazing reference to Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Best line of the episode: “We hadn’t told you about it Stanley because we like to wait until kids are a little older to talk to them about things like condoms and ritualistic human sacrifice for harvest.

9. The Ungroundable (2008; ep.12-14)

A scathing satire about the love of Twilight, this episode mocks the ever living hell out of wannabe Goth vampires. Yup, I’m all for it.

Best line of the episode: “Well mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor.

10. The Wacky Molestation Adventure (2000; ep.4-16)

The kids tell the authorities that their parents (and everyone else) have molested them to get them out of South Park. End result: it’s Children of the Corn. While “Night of the Homeless” ranks as ONE of my favorite episodes, this episode is definitely in my Top 3.

Best line of the episode: “Okay, I’m scared now too. That freaked me out.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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