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Your Guide To Horror On The Small Screen This October

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I don’t know about you but even if I own all of the movies they show on TV during October I still get pissed if I miss out on something. So I decided to make a working list we can all use in conjunction with DVR. Again, this is a WORKING list because the networks haven’t all come out with their full schedules yet. I picked the main networks to cover but if I am missing anything share it in the comments for everyone to see! Happy October!

AMC FEARFEST (Not A Full Schedule Yet)

Oct 17th:
9:00am – Graveyard Shift
11:00am – Silver Bullet
1:00pm – Thinner
3:00pm – Cujo
5:00pm – Dreamcatcher
8:00pm – Firestarter
10:30pm – Children of the Corn (1984)
Oct 18th:
12:30am – Riding the Bullet
4:00am – Cujo
6:00am – Children of the Corn (1984)
8:00am – Tremors
10:00am – Tremors 2: Aftershocks
12:15pm – Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
2:45pm – Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
5:15pm – Tremors
7:15pm – Tremors 2: Aftershocks
9:30pm – Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
Oct 19:
2:00am – Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
2:30am – Creation of the Humanoids
4:00am – Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh
6:00am – The Howling
8:00am – Pumpkinhead
10:00am – Child’s Play 2
12:00pm – Child’s Play 3
2:00pm – Bride of Chucky
4:00pm – Seed of Chucky
Oct 20
7:00am – Friday the 13th (1980)
9:00am – Friday the 13th, Part 2
11:00am – Friday the 13th – Part III
1:00pm – Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
3:00pm – Friday the 13th (1980)
5:00pm – Friday the 13th, Part 2
7:00pm – Friday the 13th – Part III
9:00pm – Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
11:00pm – Friday the 13th – A New Beginning
Oct 21:
1:00am – Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives
3:00am – War of the Colossal Beast
7:00am – Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
9:00am – Friday the 13th – A New Beginning
11:00am – Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives
1:00pm – Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
3:15pm – Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
5:15pm – Jason X
7:15pm – Friday the 13th (2009)
9:15pm – Friday the 13th (1980)
11:15pm – Friday the 13th, Part 2
Oct 22: 
1:15am – Friday the 13th – Part III
3:15am – Violent Midnight
3:30am – Corridors of Blood
3:45am – Invasion of the Neptune Men
7:00am – Slaughter of the Vampires
7:15am – Invasion of the Neptune Men
7:30am – How to Make a Monster
7:45am – The Funhouse
10:00am – Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare
12:00pm – The Fog
2:00pm – Survival of the Dead
4:00pm – Land of the Dead
6:00pm – Lake Placid
8:00pm – House on Haunted Hill
10:00pm – Return to House on Haunted Hill
11:45pm – An American Werewolf in Paris
Oct 23:
2:00am – Puppet Master
7:00am – Eight Legged Freaks
9:30am – Lake Placid
11:30am – Cujo
1:30pm – I Know What You Did Last Summer
4:00pm – Thirteen Ghosts
6:00pm – A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
8:00pm – Ghost Ship
10:00pm – Scream
Oct 24:
12:30am – Deep Blue Seas
7:00am – Scream 3
9:30am – Ghost Ship
11:30am – Firestarter
2:00pm – The Omen (1976)
4:30pm – Damien: Omen II
7:00pm – Omen III: The Final Conflict
11:30pm – Hide and Seek
Oct 25:
4:00am – Graveyard Shift
6:00am – Christine
8:00am – Friday the 13th (2009)
10:00am – A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
12:00pm – Child’s Play 2
2:00pm – Child’ Play 3
4:00pm – Bride of Chucky
6:00pm – Seed of Chucky
8:00pm – Child’s Play 2
10:00pm – Child’s Play 3

Disney Channel Monstertober (For the little fans)

Oct 2:
8:00pm – “Dog With A Blog” “Howloween 2: The Final Reckoning”
8:25pm – “Mickey Mouse” Cartoon Short “The Boiler Room”
8:30pm – “Girl Meets World” “Girl Meets World: Of Terror”
9:00pm – “Jessie” “The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein”
Oct 3:
8:30am – “Jake and the Never Land Pirates” “Pirate Ghost Story”
9:00am – “Sofia the First” “Ghostly Gala”
9:30am – “Doc McStuffins” “Hide and Eek”
Oct 4:
8:00pm – “Phineas and Ferb” One-Hour Episode “Night of the Living Pharmacists”
9:00pm – “Gravity Falls” “Little Gift Shop of Horrors”
9:30pm – “Wander Over Yonder” “The Gift ll: The Giftening”
Oct 5:
8:00pm – “Austin & Ally” “Horror Stories & Halloween Scares”
8:30pm – “Liv and Maddie” “Helgaween-A-Rooney”
9:00pm – “I Didn’t Do It” “Next of Pumpkin”
Oct 10:
8:30 am – “Jake and the Never Land Pirates” “Jake the Wolf”
9:30pm – “Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web-Warriors” “Halloween Night at the Museum”
Oct 13:
10:00 am-8:00pm – Marathon featuring encore presentations of Halloween-themed episodes and movies.
Oct 17:
9:00pm – “Evermoor” Special (Chapter 1 & 2)
Oct 24:
9:00pm – “Evermoor” Special (Chapter 3 & 4)
Oct 31
2:00pm-10:30pm – Marathon featuring encore presentations of Halloween-themed episodes and movies.

ABC FAMILY (For the whole family!)

Oct 19:
7:00am – Casper
9:00am – The Addams Family
11:00am – Addams Family Values
1:00pm – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows: Part 1
4:30pm – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows: Part 2
7:30pm – Disney·Pixar’s Toy Story OF TERROR!
8:00pm – Disney·Pixar’s Monsters, Inc.
10:30pm – The Nightmare Before Christmas
Oct 20:
6:30pm – The Nightmare Before Christmas
8:00pm – The Hunger Games
12:00am – The Haunted Mansion
Oct 21:
8:00pm – Pretty Little Liars” fan-appreciation special, “We Love You to DeAth”
9:00pm – Freak Out
Oct 22:
6:00pm – Beetlejuice
8:00pm – Melissa & Joey “Witch Came First”
8:30pm – Baby Daddy “Strip or Treat”
9:00pm – Freak Out
Oct 23: 
5:30pm – Freak Out
7:30pm – Corpse Bride
9:30pm – The Nightmare Before Christmas
12:00am – Teen Wolf
Oct 24: 
5:00pm – Corpse Bride
7:00pm – The Nightmare Before Christmas
8:30pm – Dark Shadows
12:00am – Beetlejuice
Oct 25:
7:30am – Batman
10:30am – Batman Returns
1:30pm – Beetlejuice
3:30pm – Dark Shadows
6:00pm – The Addams Family
8:00pm – Addams Family Values
10:00pm – Hocus Pocus
12:00am – Corpse Bride
Oct 26:
7:00am – Freak Out
8:00am – Coraline
10:00am – Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
12:00pm – The Haunted Mansion
2:00pm – Corpse Bride
4:00pm – The Addams Family
6:00pm – Addams Family Values
8:00pm – Hocus Pocus
10:00pm – ParaNorman
Oct 27:
5:00pm – Freak Out
7:00pm – ParaNorman
9:00pm – Casper
12:00am – Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
Oct 28:
5:00pm – Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
7:00pm – Casper
9:00pm – Freak Out
12:00am – The Haunted Mansion
Oct 29:
5:00pm – The Haunted Mansion
7:00pm – The Addams Family
9:00pm – Addams Family Values
12:00am – ParaNorman
Oct 30:
4:30pm – The Addams Family
6:30pm – Addams Family Values
8:30pm – Dark Shadows
12:00am – Beetlejuice
Oct 31:
2:00pm – Poltergeist
4:30pm – Dark Shadows
7:00pm – Beetlejuice
9:00pm – Casper

TCM (Great old fashioned horror movies)

Oct 4:
12:00pm- The Mummy (1959)
3:00pm- Peeping Tom
Oct 10:
4:15am- The Ghost of Yotsuya
Oct 11:
12:00 pm- Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb
2:15 am- Blacula
4:00 am- Scream Blacula Scream
Oct 12:
8:00 pm- Shadow of a Doubt
Oct 13:
1:00 pm- Fingers at the Window
Oct 16:
8:00 pm- The Ghost Breakers
9:30 pm- The Old Dark House
11:15 pm- The Smiling Ghost
12:45 am- The Ghost Goes West
2:15 am- Ghost Chasers
3:30 am- Spook Busters
4:45 am- Gildersleeve’s Ghost
Oct 18:
12:00 pm- The Mummy’s Shroud
4:30 pm- The Spirit of the Beehive
Oct 22:
2:15 am- The Fog
Oct 23: 
6:00 am- Night of the Lepus
8:00 pm- The Innocents
10:00 pm- The Uninvited
12:00 am- The Woman in White
2:00 am- Night of Dark Shadows
4:00 am- The Others (2001)
Oct 25:
12:15 pm- Blood From the Mummy’s Tomb
2:00 pm- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (1982)
4:30 pm- Mad Love
5:45 pm- The Birds
8:00 pm- The Haunting (1963)
10:00 pm- Village of the Damned (1961)
11:30 pm- The Curse of Frankenstein
1:15 am- A Night At The Movies: The Horrors of Stephen King
Oct 26:
8:00 pm- Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde (1941)
12:45 am- The Monster
2:15 am- Diabolique
4:15 am- Gaslight
Oct 28: 
6:00 am- Nosferatu (1922)
7:45 am- The Vampire Bat
9:00 am- Dead Men Walk
10:15 am- Isle of the Dead
11:45 am- The Return of the Vampire
1:00 pm- House of Dark Shadows
3:00 pm- Horror of Dracula
4:30 pm- Dracula, Prince of Darkness
6:15 pm- Dracula Has Risen From The Grave
8:00 pm- Dead of Night (1945)
10:00 pm- Twice-Told Tales
12:15 am- Kwaidan
3:00 am- The House The Dripped Blood
5:00 am- Torture Garden
Oct 29:
8:00 pm- Psycho (1960)
Oct 30: 
8:00 pm- House on Haunted Hill (1958)
9:30 pm- The Legend of Hell House (1973)
11:15 pm- 13 Ghosts (1960)
1:00 am- The Haunting (1963)
3:00 am- Burnt Offerings
Oct 31:
6:00 am- London After Midnight
7:00 am- Mark of the Vampire (1935)
8:15 am- The Devil-Doll
9:45 am- I Walked With a Zombie
11:00 am- Cat People (1942)
12:15 pm- The Tingler
1:45 pm- Spine Tingler! The William Castle Story
3:15 pm- Dementia 13
4:45 pm- Carnival of Souls
6:15 pm- Repulsion
8:00 pm- Night of the Living Dead
10:00 pm- Curse of the Demon
11:45 pm- House of Wax
1:30 am- Poltergeist
3:30 am- Strait Jacket
5:15 am- Eyes Without a Face

SyFy (In case you get desperate)

Oct 2: 

1:30 pm – Night Of The Demons
3:30 pm – Halloween II (2009)
6:00 pm – Freddy Vs. Jason

Oct 3:

12:00 pm – The Bleeding
2:00 pm – My Bloody Valentine
4:00 pm – Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines
6:00 pm – Resident Evil: Extinction

Oct 4:

2:30 pm – Hellboy
5:00 pm – Resident Evil: Extinction
7:00 pm – The Reaping

11:00pm – Hellboy

Oct 5:

9:00 am – The Cursed
11:00 am – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 1
1:00 pm – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 2
3:00 pm – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 3
5:00 pm – The Reaping
9:00 pm – Shutter

Oct 6:

9:00am – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 1
11:00am – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 2
1:00pm – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 3
3:00pm – Psychosis
7:00pm – Shutter
11:00pm – My Soul To Take

Oct 7:

8:00am – My Soul To Take

Oct 9:

6:00pm – The Uninvited

Oct 10:

4:00pm – The Uninvited
6:00pm – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Oct 11:

2:05am – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
2:30pm – Chernobyl Diaries
4:30pm – Halloween II (2009)
7:00pm – Freddy Vs. Jason
9:00pm – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 remake)
11:00pm – Hostel: Part II

Oct 12: 

1:00am – Chernobyl Diaries
3:00am – The Bleeding
10:30am – Night of the Demons
12:00pm – Halloween II (2009)
3:00pm – Hostel: Part II
5:00pm – Freddy Vs. Jason
7:00pm – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 remake)
9:00pm – The Fog

Oct 13:

1:00am – The Haunting in Connecticut
3:00am – Dead Like Me
11:00am – Dracula 2000
5:00pm – The Haunting in Connecticut
7:00pm – The Fog
9:00pm – The Wolfman
11:00pm – Freddy Vs. Jason

Oct 14:

10:00am – Freddy Vs. Jason

Oct 15:

2:00am – Hybrid

Oct 16:

5:30pm – Hellboy

Oct 17:

4:10am – War Wolves
9:30am – Dracula 2000
11:30am – Wes Craven Presents: Dracula II: Ascension
1:30pm – Hellboy
6:00pm – Drive Angry

Oct 18:

1:30am – Dracula 2000
3:30am – Wes Craven Presents: Dracula II: Ascension
9:00am – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 1
11:00am – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 2
1:00pm – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 3
3:00pm – The Reaping
5:00pm – The Fog
11:00pm – The Fog

Oct 19:

10:00am – The Uninvited
12:00pm – The Reaping
2:00pm – Let Me In
4:30pm – Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant
6:30pm – Birth
9:00pm – Lost Souls
11:00pm – The Revenant

Oct 20:

1:30am – Lost Souls
3:30am – The Uninvited
12:00pm – Birth
2:30pm – The Revenant
5:00pm – Hostel: Part II
7:00pm – Saw VII
9:00pm – Starve
11:0pm – Hellboy

Oct 22:

2:00am – My Bloody Valentine

Oct 23:

1:00am – Pulse
3:00am – Psychosis
8:00am – Pulse
10:00am – Haunting in Connecticut
12:00pm – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 1
2:00pm – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 2
4:00pm – Stephen King’s Rose Red – Part 3
6:00pm – Lost Souls

Oct 24:

12:10am – Lost Souls
2:10am – Haunting in Connecticut
4:10am – Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines
9:30am – Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines
11:30am – The Dead

Oct 25:

3:05am – Dead Season
9:00am – Dead Season
3:00pm – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
5:00pm – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
7:00pm – Battle of the Damned
9:00pm – Resident Evil: Extinction
11:00pm – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Oct 26:

1:00am – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
10:30am – 30 Days of Night
1:00pm – 30 Days of Night: Dark Days
3:00pm – Battle of the Damned
5:00pm – The Reaping
7:00pm – Resident Evil: Extinction
9:00pm – The Happening
11:00pm – The Fog

Oct 27:

1:00am – 30 Days of Night
3:30am – 30 Days of Night: Dark Days
11:0am – The Cursed
3:00pm – The Reaping
5:00pm – The Fog
7:00pm – The Happening
9:00pm – The Crazies
11:00pm – Lost Souls

Oct 28:

1:00am – The Cursed

Oct 29:

2:00am – Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines

Oct 30:

4:00pm – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
6:00pm – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 remake)

Oct 31:

12:10am – Saw VII
2:10am – Hostel: Part II
11:00am – 30 Days of Night
1:30pm – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
3:30pm – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 remake)
5:30pm – Halloween II (2009)
1:05am – Halloween II (2009)
3:35am – 30 Days of Night

Jess is a Northeast Ohio native who has loved all things horror and fringe since birth. She has a tendency to run at the mouth about it and decided writing was the only way not to scare everyone away. If you make a hobby into a career it becomes less creepy. Unless that hobby is collecting baby dolls. Nothing makes that less creepy.

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André Øvredal’s ‘Troll Hunter’ Remains One of the Best Found Footage Movies

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André Øvredal's Troll Hunter

In this day and age, the wordtrollis often used to describe various online nuisances. Yet as abundant and irksome as the modern troll can be, they aren’t usually as fearsome as their mythological counterparts. I’m not talking about the small and gentler versions that have become more common to see in media. No, there are much bigger and scarier trolls out there—and André Øvredal’s movie Troll Hunter is one of the best places to find them.

It doesn’t take long for Troll Hunter (or Trolljegeren) to dump the Blair Witch Project-esque setup and aim for something a lot fresher. The trajectory of the story is augmented by Otto Jespersen’s character Hans, the titular Troll Hunter. The second he comes barreling out of the deep, dark woods and shoutstrollat the camera, this movie takes a turn into what feels like uncharted territory. Not only subject-wise, but also conceptually.

For fantastical and made-up subject matter in cinema, found footage is a fast way to add a guise of believability. After all, what we accept to be the most crucial aspect of documentaries—the truth—rubs off on pseudo-documentaries, despite our understanding of the pretense involved. That is what Øvredal delivered with Troll Hunter: a movie so convincing that some viewers wondered if trolls really do exist. So, had this been straightforwardly made, it likely wouldn’t have been as effective. Conventional narratives would be more inclined to treat something like trolls as flat out unreal, and never try to convince the audience to think otherwise.

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Hans petrifies the three-headed Tusseladd troll.

The viewers, like the characters trailing Hans, are quickly thrown into the deeper end of that extraordinary story. They have to process all this new information while staying on the go. So, although there is no significant amount of meandering, narratively or physically, there is still a good amount of atmosphere, not to mention tension building. It’s never anything frightful, but then again, Troll Hunter isn’t your standard offering of horror; it’s more on the low end of the dark fantasy spectrum. We aren’t ever spirited away to a faraway world—we stay in rather familiar surroundings, as well as dip into those less so. The outcome is a movie where you’re constantly more in awe than in terror.

As fantasy fiction might do, Troll Hunter prefers not to deal with incredulity. There is no time to waste on doubt, as interviewer Thomas (Glenn Erland Tosterud), soundperson Johanna (Johanna Mørck), and cameraman Kalle (Tomas Alf Larsen) all follow Hans around, recording whatever this character is willing to reveal about his bizarre job. Of course, the Troll Hunter himself is not an open book; in that respect, the diegetic documentary fails to fully capture and unpack the more interesting of its two subjects. Yes, all those giant, monstrous trolls are indeed incredible, but understandably, your mind wanders to their pursuer. What kind of person signs up for this gig and then chooses to stick with it for so long?

Reviews have called out Troll Hunter for its lack of character development. In regard to Thomas and his fellow documentarians, that criticism is valid, but bear in mind, they aren’t the focus of the story, either. Meanwhile, Hans is a well-crafted character. At least better than first realized. Before he was introduced, Hans had already grown tired of the troll grind. Fed up with that low compensation for his services, resentful of the bureaucracy, and wanting to expose his employer on a large scale, Hans’ discontent is glaring.

Then there are those finer details about the Troll Hunter, such as that indifference to both the natural splendor of his everyday surroundings and the affections of an obviously smitten colleague, that also suggest some level of despondency. So it is fair to say this movie doesn’t feature any sizable growth for its characters; however, the namesake isn’t underwritten. No doubt, putting a real-life character like Otto Jespersen in that role is partly why Hans is so fascinating—maybe even relatable.

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Otto Jespersen as Hans the Troll Hunter.

There is always a small risk whenever using the termmockumentaryto describe a found-footage movie, as the word could imply humor where there is none. In the case of Troll Hunter, the term’s usage is appropriate. Some folks have claimed the English-dubbed version has the more comedic tone, however, the Norwegian cut isn’t exactly humorless. Apart from the trolls’ absurd appearances, this is a movie where the characters nearly choke on the monsters’ farts, and Christians are like walking targets. Hans’ complete apathy towards everything is another cause of laughter. Overall, the comedy is intentionally dry and inconsistent. Unfunny, though? Absolutely not.

In a movie where endemic creatures are maltreated, as well as disavowed from living freely and peacefully, it’s hard not to notice the ecological message buried beneath the story. In addition to that is the unmistakable political satire. There is this whole business about intrusive and unsightly power lines—like trolls, they’re big blemishes on the land—that leads to what is perhaps the movie’s funniest moment. The scene in question is that one where certain electric lines, the ones secretly being used to keep the trolls at bay, go in a loop and don’t actually send power to any residents. Yet the monitors of said lines don’t find this at all weird. So it stands to reason that Øvredal was having a go at those who accept the government’s doings without question.

Looking past the fact that trolls aren’t actually real, this movie is an enlightening source of information. And not just for international audiences; Norwegians, too, get schooled about their homeland’s own mythology. It’s also evident from everything on screen that Øvredal and his crew were enthusiastic about the topic. The creature designs are the most indicative of that zeal; those imaginative yet myth-accurate manifestations are equally amusing and grotesque. One second you’re laughing at their phallic noses, the next you’re white-knuckling during a hairy sequence. Most surprisingly is how well the trolls’ visual effects hold up after fifteen years. It’s not all spotless, but on the whole, they remain impressive.

Vouching for a mockumentary about trolls isn’t easy, but those who do come around and give it a shot will more than likely be grateful for the recommendation. For Troll Hunter is a real find in that vast and varied genre we callfound footage.

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A bridge troll reaches up for food and finds Hans decked out in armor.

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