LET THE RIGHT ONE IN: Håkan and Eli
The Oskar and Eli/mortal-loves-vampire thing is a pretty vanilla pop culture relationship at this point. Sure she’s probably about 200 years old, but at least they both look like children. But this Eli and Håkan (her old servant) thing is out of control. She’s way too young, he’s way too old, but she’s actually way older, and uses him to find her people to eat. Romance that makes 50 Shades of Grey look like a musical about Nicholas Spark’s soul.

