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Double Feature 1992: ‘Army Of Darkness’ vs ‘Amityville: It’s About Time’
Author: Matt Pass
What’s your favorite horror movie? Why is it your favorite? Is it because of the scares? The mood? The cast? Or is it because it’s better than the hundred of shitty movies you saw before hand?
The only reason we can have good horror movies is because we have bad horror movies. You can’t truly appreciate a movie’s achievements without being aware of other movies’ failures. A better understanding of failure–and how to avoid it–is the purpose of this column. Obviously it doesn’t make sense to compare The Babadook to Plan 9 from Outer Space, so I will be examining two movies both released in the same year. Today I’ve chosen to visit 1992. Why 1992? Because… I dunno, cuz that’s when the Cold War ended?
I watched Amityville: It’s About Time and Army of Darkness. Not only are both movies sequels (the sixth and third movies in their respective franchises), but both refrain from including a number in the title. Let’s face it, nobody is going to watch something called “The Amityville Horror Part 6” if they haven’t seen the previous five. Fittingly, they both act as standalone films, able to be understood without the context of their predecessors. Coincidentally, they both involve time travel.
Given the aforementioned similarities, the difference in execution is vast. Both get a bit silly at times, but the important difference is that one movie knows when it’s being silly, but the other is stubbornly claiming to be serious anyway. Army of Darkness focuses on a quest with a concrete goal: Ash is sent back in time and has to retrieve the Necronomicon…and battle with an army of, well, y’know, darkness (darkness, in this case, refers to stop-motion skeletons). It’s About Time, on the other hand, is more of a mystery, i.e. “Hey, what’s up with these clocks that are ruining our lives?” Interestingly, the filmmaking processes seem to reflect the aforementioned themes: the Army of Darkness crew was on a quest to make the movie they envisioned, while the Amityville crew was trying to solve the mystery of what the hell they wanted their movie to be about.
As a standalone story within a franchise, Army of Darkness allows for further development of Ash’s character in a completely different setting, and oh man does he flourish. It is here that Bruce Campbell perfected the attitude and wit that would later make him the only redeeming quality in “Burn Notice”. Army of Darkness said “Hey, let’s expand ‘Evil Dead’ into a whole new story” and It’s About Time says “Hey, let’s take a story and then spray paint ‘Amityville’ on it.” It’s about a clock that can manipulate time (yes… it’s literally about time). It can slow the progression of time. It can take us to the past, or the future. It possesses other clocks. It possesses a wristwatch–meaning it is no longer limited to the house containing the clock. It possesses a microwave clock! That’s insane. You thought adjusting your microwave for Daylight Saving time was hard already? Try doing it when it’s haunted. Did it possess the whole microwave or just its clock? Is it still safe to cook food in it? Those questions are never answered, because during the third act the writers suddenly realized that they were obligated to have a man try to kill his family. The main thing hindering this movie is the fact that it’s “The Amityville Horror Part 6” instead of “Freakin’ Scary Clock Part 1”.
Army of Darkness works because it is a pretty believable story of the Necronomicon in a different time period. The fact that it’s called Army of Darkness instead of “Evil Dead 3” is fitting, because it isn’t quite the ‘Evil Dead’. It has ‘Evil Dead’ characters and elements, but it’s just a little bit different, containing more action and humor. It’s like a spinoff. And it’s a good spinoff! It’s what a spinoff should be. It’s like “Better Call Saul”, whereas Amityville 6 is more like when Joey spun off of “Friends”–it’s got like one thing from the original, but we’re already pretty bored of that thing.
Amityville: It’s About Time doesn’t work because it can’t decide what it wants to be. A more apt title would have been “Amityville: It’s About Time (But Also a Bunch of Other Things)”. In the beginning it’s about the cool haunted clock, then it shifts focus to some black ooze that can do pretty much whatever it wants, before finally trying to be The Amityville Horror. This film seems like an anthology that doesn’t even bother to have its actors change costume between stories. This movie would be good to catch on TV, because if you accidentally watched only a random 20 minutes of it, you’d probably enjoy those 20 minutes (not that you’d ever need to watch it on TV–it’s available in full on Youtube, which is not a good sign. If it’s creators don’t care about the copyright infringement, why should I give a shit about their movie?). This movie is the Amityville movie that seems like it should have Ryan Reynolds in it. It’s About Time has a great soundtrack, which is the same as telling an ugly person that they have a great personality.
When Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell were making the original Evil Dead, I’m sure they weren’t thinking “In a few years, this character will be sword fighting,” yet by the time it happens it makes sense. I’m not too fond of medieval themed films (the only other one I’ve seen is Martin Lawrence’s Black Knight) but it works, because this movie isn’t about medieval times, it’s about a bad ass named Ash, who you can tell is wearing Old Spice.
You know what else makes this movie for me? Skeletons. I love getting to see a walking talking skeleton. But you never get to see them in a serious context–it’s pretty much just here and Scary Movie 2. If anybody knows a movie with actual scary walking skeletons, PLEASE tell me about it.
Bookended by scenes taking place in the present day, Army of Darkness reminds us that while Ash may have won the war in the past, there’s still evil afoot in the present (which we will see in Ash vs Evil Dead).
Ironically, It’s About Time has a mostly satisfying ending. I’ve seen so many horror movies fall apart during the final act, yet this movie’s final scene it one of its best. After time is shifted to the past, we are again shown (a slightly different version of) the movie’s first scene, some of which makes more sense after having seen the events that transpired.
In fairness, I will admit that Army of Darkness is not perfect: the scene with the mini-Ashes was greatly enhanced by my decision to fast forward through it. The terrible green screen effects are the least infuriating thing about it. It adds nothing to the movie but frustration.
But hey–it’s still better than the other crap they were putting out in 1992. Remember when I said Amityville had a mostly satisfying ending? Well, the lead female’s final line is “It’s about time,” which you may recognize as the title of the film. This is only slightly less insulting than if she had looked directly into the camera and said “fuck you” to the audience.
Matt Pass is a columnist at Paste Magazine and can be found on Twitter @mattpasscomedy. Give him some sugar, baby.
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How ‘Weapons’, ‘Hokum’, and ‘Widow’s Bay’ Continue Stephen King’s Horror Legacy
After fifty years of continuous writing, Stephen King has become a genre unto himself.
The unrivaled Master of Horror made a splash in 1974 with his debut novel Carrie and has been terrifying readers ever since. Two years later, Brian De Palma brought this shocking story to the screen with an equally electrifying horror film that remains a genre classic and a prototypical example of “Good For Her” horror. This dual debut seemed to open the floodgates, unleashing endless waves of Stephen King films.
From the highs of Misery, Cujo, and The Shawshank Redemption to the schlocky fun of Cat’s Eye, Creepshow, and Children of the Corn, the last five decades have seen just about every notable horror creator take a stab at the author’s massive collection.
In recent years, this singular subgenre has begun to burst at the seams, expanding to include Stephen King-esque fare. In 2016, brothers Matt and Ross Duffer debuted Stranger Things, a sci-fi series heavily inspired by two of King’s most famous books. The Netflix series remixes Firestarter and It by following a little girl with psychic powers and an intrepid group of kids on bikes who must battle an otherworldly foe and a sinister government agency. With its clever blend of modern effects and comforting nostalgia, this gateway horror series paved the way for Andy Muschietti’s It adaptation which remains the highest grossing horror film of all time.
Four years later, Mike Flanagan would create Midnight Mass, a spiritual adaptation of King’s second novel Salem’s Lot. Published in 1975, the book sees a tiny New England town torn apart by a centuries-old vampire. Though Flanagan’s story is perhaps more tender, both iterations of the classic horror tale follow close-knit communities shaken to their core by the presence of an ancient evil.
In addition to these recent hits, 2025 was a banner year for the Master of Horror. Audiences delighted in six mainstream adaptations, including the massively popular It: Welcome to Derry which chronicles earlier cycles of the titular clown’s reign. With this boost to King’s cultural cache, it’s no surprise that we’ve begun to see more unofficial adaptations of the author’s work and horror creators who build their own unique castles in King’s creative sandbox.
So what defines a Stephen King-esque story?
For the past fifty years, the prolific author has dipped his toes in nearly every subgenre from supernatural stories and grisly gore to western fantasy and science fiction. Including his vast catalogue of short fiction, King has tackled ghosts, demons, werewolves, zombies, aliens, mutants, and self-driving cars, not to mention bizarre monsters of his own creation. But what truly unites this vast array of horror is King’s focus on relatable characters. In his 2000 memoir/instructional text On Writing, the prolific author describes the amusement he finds in writing disparate characters, placing them in horrific scenarios, then exploring the ways they try to survive.
An unofficial Stephen King adaptation may take place in the author’s native New England — bonus points if it’s set in Maine — and reference his well-known heroes and villains. But what makes the King connection unbreakable is a character-driven story about average people who band together in the face of abject terror.
Weapons Captures Small Town Stephen King

Following his 2022 shocker Barbarian, Zach Cregger returned with Weapons, a sprawling story that begins in a doomed elementary school. On an otherwise ordinary day, Justine (Julia Garner) arrives at her desk to find that all but one of her students have disappeared. As the mystery grows increasingly violent, Justine and Archer (Josh Brolin), the father of a missing boy, find their way to the home of Alex (Cary Christopher), the class’ only surviving student. In some ways reminiscent of Salem’s Lot, Weapons swings wildly through the unfortunate town, introducing us to its flawed inhabitants as we watch their lives fall apart.
Cregger’s setup nods to a pair of King short stories. Both “Suffer the Little Children” and “Here There Be Tygers” tackle monstrous presences in elementary schools, but as Weapons reaches its final act, Constant Readers may remember another Stephen King tale. Featured in his 1985 collection Skeleton Crew, “Gramma” introduces us to George, a little boy tormented by an aging witch. On an afternoon alone with his sickly grandmother, the frightened child gradually realizes that the imposing old woman has been waiting for an opportunity to cast a spell that will extend her own life by possessing his body.
Alex finds himself similarly tortured by his aunt Gladys (Amy Madigan), a garish witch who orchestrates a desperate plot to sustain her own strength. Transforming humans into mindless weapons, Gladys has taken over Alex’s family home and lured his classmates to the basement. Holding them in a comatose state, she syphons off their energy to extend her own supernatural life.
Vastly different in many ways, both “Gramma” and Weapons hinge on a sinister witch who uses horrific magical spells to sacrifice the bodies of her vulnerable prey.
Hokum Echoes The Shining and 1408

It’s nearly impossible to watch a film about a haunted hotel without thinking of King’s third novel, The Shining. This icy story follows Jack Torrance, an angry writer struggling with his sobriety and a shameful incident haunting his past. Accompanied by his wife and young son, Jack has taken a job as the winter caretaker for the Overlook, a haunted hotel situated high in the Rocky Mountains. Snowed in, Jack finds himself tormented by dangerous ghosts who amplify his greatest fears.
Damian McCarthy’s Hokum follows a similarly troubled figure. Ohm Bauman (Adam Scott) is a surly writer who travels to the Bilberry Woods Hotel in rural Ireland to spread his parents’ ashes. Haunted by his own tragic past, Ohm finds himself trapped in the honeymoon suite, a decaying room that’s been permanently closed to protect visitors from a dangerous witch trapped within its walls. Visual nods to King’s text abound with woodcut figurines and an animated clock, mirroring ominous descriptions found in King’s text.
Another terrifying sequence sees Ohm staring with horror at a closed door, the only thing separating him from the approaching witch. As the door knob slowly turns, Constant Readers remember Jack’s narrow escape from the ghostly woman in room 217. And Ohm’s popular Conquistador books directly reference King’s long-running fantasy series The Dark Tower which follows a gunslinger named Roland Deschain tasked with protecting the nexus of the universe.
In addition to these thematic comparisons, Hokum bears striking resemblance to King’s terrifying short story “1408.” Collected in 2002’s Everything’s Eventual, the terrifying story follows Mike Enslin, a dejected writer who’s risen to fame penning essays about his adventures in haunted locations. Mike arrives at the Hotel Dolphin and bullies his way into the titular room, despite the manager’s dire warnings. McCarthy nods to this story with an ominously misplaced hotel room door, reminiscent of King’s entry to 1408, an unsuspecting portal that appears to move each time Mike looks away.
However, McCarthy’s most direct reference lies in a minicorder Ohm uses to capture notes. Trapped inside the dreaded honeymoon suite, this device offers well-timed messages while sitting next to a decomposing corpse. Mike records his time in 1408 with his own trusty minicorder. Described for the reader, his tape has captured the man’s slow descent into madness as the room prepares to swallow him whole. With conclusions that differ wildly in tone, both Ohm and Mike find their lives irrevocably changed by encounters with the supernatural realm.
Widow’s Bay Builds Its Own Version of Castle Rock

Katie Dippold’s Widow’s Bay has taken the idea of an unofficial King adaptation and turned it into an art form. The Apple TV series sees the residents of the titular island plagued by a curse that dates back centuries. Not only does the picturesque hamlet not accommodate wifi connections, those born on the island face certain death should they ever try to leave. Desperate to modernize the tiny town, Mayor Tom Loftis (Matthew Rhys) draws in waves of tourists just as a new cycle of terror begins.
Blending horror with deft comedy, Dippold makes cheeky references to King’s body of work. Tom warns that, “there’s something in the fog,” reminding readers of King’s 1980 novella The Mist. And Loftis’ own stay in the town’s haunted hotel sees him tormented by the ghost of a murderous clown. We even spy a vintage King hardback peeking out of a local book trade box.
In many ways Widow’s Bay feels like a new iteration of the author’s Little Tall Island, a tiny village off the coast of Maine. In addition to the 1992 novel Dolores Claiborne and a handful of harrowing short stories, this quaint fishing village is also the setting for King’s 1999 teleplay Storm of the Century. Premiering on ABC primetime, this tragic tale follows a terrified group of islanders who batten down the hatches for a dangerous Nor’easter only to find a more sinister threat lurking within.
Constant Readers may also be reminded of Castle Rock, the author’s favorite fictional town.
First introduced in the 1981 novel Cujo, the charming village becomes the star of Needful Things, King’s satire about consumerism. After several Castle Rock stories, we’re reintroduced to its residents as they gossip about the arrival of Leland Gaunt and the grand opening of his curio shop. Anything their hearts desire can be found in his varied inventory, so long as they’re willing to pay the price. Pitting cantankerous neighbors against each other, Gaunt ignites a wave of grisly violence by exploiting long-held resentments and feuds.
The town’s only defense against this supernatural threat is beleaguered sheriff Alan Pangborn. Still grieving the deaths of his wife and younger son, Alan struggles to connect with his older child and pick up the pieces of his shattered life. Also a widower, Loftis struggles to raise his own restless son and explain the strange details of his wife’s tragic death. Attempting to unravel the island’s dark secrets, Tom is aided by quirky residents including a surly fisherman named Wyck (Stephen Root) and Patricia (Kate O’Flynn), an earnest Town Hall employee. King’s own novels feature many of these proactive alliances with disparate characters combining their strengths to overcome insurmountable odds.
With Widow’s Bay renewed for a second season and Mike Flanagan’s Carrie series on the horizon, the future seems bright for new King adaptations, both spiritual and directly pulled from his catalogue. The prolific author also shows no signs of slowing down with two publications nearing release. His upcoming novel, Other Worlds Than These, is the long-awaited third Talisman book which teases direct ties to his Dark Tower world. Holly Forever will be a new installment of his crime series, offering a different kind of genre fare.
This embarrassment of riches spawning multiple worlds seems ripe for spiritual adaptation and will likely inspire horror creators for decades to come.

Kate O’Flynn, Stephen Root and Matthew Rhys in “Widow’s Bay,” now streaming on Apple TV.
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