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Double Feature 1992: ‘Army Of Darkness’ vs ‘Amityville: It’s About Time’

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Author: Matt Pass

What’s your favorite horror movie? Why is it your favorite? Is it because of the scares? The mood? The cast? Or is it because it’s better than the hundred of shitty movies you saw before hand?

The only reason we can have good horror movies is because we have bad horror movies. You can’t truly appreciate a movie’s achievements without being aware of other movies’ failures. A better understanding of failure–and how to avoid it–is the purpose of this column. Obviously it doesn’t make sense to compare The Babadook to Plan 9 from Outer Space, so I will be examining two movies both released in the same year. Today I’ve chosen to visit 1992. Why 1992? Because… I dunno, cuz that’s when the Cold War ended?

I watched Amityville: It’s About Time and Army of Darkness. Not only are both movies sequels (the sixth and third movies in their respective franchises), but both refrain from including a number in the title. Let’s face it, nobody is going to watch something called “The Amityville Horror Part 6” if they haven’t seen the previous five. Fittingly, they both act as standalone films, able to be understood without the context of their predecessors. Coincidentally, they both involve time travel.

Given the aforementioned similarities, the difference in execution is vast. Both get a bit silly at times, but the important difference is that one movie knows when it’s being silly, but the other is stubbornly claiming to be serious anyway. Army of Darkness focuses on a quest with a concrete goal: Ash is sent back in time and has to retrieve the Necronomicon…and battle with an army of, well, y’know, darkness (darkness, in this case, refers to stop-motion skeletons). It’s About Time, on the other hand, is more of a mystery, i.e. “Hey, what’s up with these clocks that are ruining our lives?” Interestingly, the filmmaking processes seem to reflect the aforementioned themes: the Army of Darkness crew was on a quest to make the movie they envisioned, while the Amityville crew was trying to solve the mystery of what the hell they wanted their movie to be about.

As a standalone story within a franchise, Army of Darkness allows for further development of Ash’s character in a completely different setting, and oh man does he flourish. It is here that Bruce Campbell perfected the attitude and wit that would later make him the only redeeming quality in “Burn Notice”. Army of Darkness said “Hey, let’s expand ‘Evil Dead’ into a whole new story” and It’s About Time says “Hey, let’s take a story and then spray paint ‘Amityville’ on it.” It’s about a clock that can manipulate time (yes… it’s literally about time). It can slow the progression of time. It can take us to the past, or the future. It possesses other clocks. It possesses a wristwatch–meaning it is no longer limited to the house containing the clock. It possesses a microwave clock! That’s insane. You thought adjusting your microwave for Daylight Saving time was hard already? Try doing it when it’s haunted. Did it possess the whole microwave or just its clock? Is it still safe to cook food in it? Those questions are never answered, because during the third act the writers suddenly realized that they were obligated to have a man try to kill his family. The main thing hindering this movie is the fact that it’s “The Amityville Horror Part 6” instead of “Freakin’ Scary Clock Part 1”.

Army of Darkness works because it is a pretty believable story of the Necronomicon in a different time period. The fact that it’s called Army of Darkness instead of “Evil Dead 3” is fitting, because it isn’t quite the ‘Evil Dead’. It has ‘Evil Dead’ characters and elements, but it’s just a little bit different, containing more action and humor. It’s like a spinoff. And it’s a good spinoff! It’s what a spinoff should be. It’s like “Better Call Saul”, whereas Amityville 6 is more like when Joey spun off of “Friends”–it’s got like one thing from the original, but we’re already pretty bored of that thing.

Amityville: It’s About Time doesn’t work because it can’t decide what it wants to be. A more apt title would have been “Amityville: It’s About Time (But Also a Bunch of Other Things)”. In the beginning it’s about the cool haunted clock, then it shifts focus to some black ooze that can do pretty much whatever it wants, before finally trying to be The Amityville Horror. This film seems like an anthology that doesn’t even bother to have its actors change costume between stories. This movie would be good to catch on TV, because if you accidentally watched only a random 20 minutes of it, you’d probably enjoy those 20 minutes (not that you’d ever need to watch it on TV–it’s available in full on Youtube, which is not a good sign. If it’s creators don’t care about the copyright infringement, why should I give a shit about their movie?). This movie is the Amityville movie that seems like it should have Ryan Reynolds in it. It’s About Time has a great soundtrack, which is the same as telling an ugly person that they have a great personality.

When Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell were making the original Evil Dead, I’m sure they weren’t thinking “In a few years, this character will be sword fighting,” yet by the time it happens it makes sense. I’m not too fond of medieval themed films (the only other one I’ve seen is Martin Lawrence’s Black Knight) but it works, because this movie isn’t about medieval times, it’s about a bad ass named Ash, who you can tell is wearing Old Spice.

You know what else makes this movie for me? Skeletons. I love getting to see a walking talking skeleton. But you never get to see them in a serious context–it’s pretty much just here and Scary Movie 2. If anybody knows a movie with actual scary walking skeletons, PLEASE tell me about it.

Bookended by scenes taking place in the present day, Army of Darkness reminds us that while Ash may have won the war in the past, there’s still evil afoot in the present (which we will see in Ash vs Evil Dead).

Ironically, It’s About Time has a mostly satisfying ending. I’ve seen so many horror movies fall apart during the final act, yet this movie’s final scene it one of its best. After time is shifted to the past, we are again shown (a slightly different version of) the movie’s first scene, some of which makes more sense after having seen the events that transpired.

In fairness, I will admit that Army of Darkness is not perfect: the scene with the mini-Ashes was greatly enhanced by my decision to fast forward through it. The terrible green screen effects are the least infuriating thing about it. It adds nothing to the movie but frustration.

But hey–it’s still better than the other crap they were putting out in 1992. Remember when I said Amityville had a mostly satisfying ending? Well, the lead female’s final line is “It’s about time,” which you may recognize as the title of the film. This is only slightly less insulting than if she had looked directly into the camera and said “fuck you” to the audience.

Matt Pass is a columnist at Paste Magazine and can be found on Twitter @mattpasscomedy. Give him some sugar, baby.

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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later

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Grace Jones and Dedee Pfeiffer in Vamp

College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.

Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.

Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.

To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character. 

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Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp

The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.

Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.

If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.

Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

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Grace Jones in Vamp

Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.

As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.

Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

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Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp

Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.

In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.

The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partnerSqueak, who looks like he wasfed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires. 

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Lisa Lyon in Vamp

If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.

Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.

The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of acomic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong doescome true, and it is very enjoyable.

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