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Which ‘Hellraiser’ Cenobite Are You?
The Hellraiser films are a franchise that is both inspiring and depressing. The first few films are really damn solid and have a feel that no other franchise offers. They also succeeded in creating a new series of horror icons in the form of the Cenobites, extradimensional beings who reside in Hell and emerge when the Lemarchand box, also known as the Lament Configuration, is opened. While the most popular is, without a doubt, Pinhead, there are still several other Cenobites that have graced the silver screen, each offering their own twisted and demented form.
Based upon your personality and some basic inherent facts, the below quiz aims to try and figure out with Hellraiser Cenobite you’d be!
I took it and my answer was “You are Chatterer” (my personal favorite, so I’m extremely excited!), which reads:
The right-hand man, you are one of the classic cenobites. You are the muscle in the group. Although quiet most of the time, once you get started you’re hard to stop chattering. Although your mission is clear, you keep the morale high and are willing to do the right thing in extreme situations.
Take the quiz and let us know in the comments which Hellraiser denizen you turned out as!
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The trailer for Ti West’s upcoming adaptation of A Christmas Carol raised a lot of eyebrows when it dropped earlier this week. While plenty of folks initially dismissed Ebenezer as a derivative project meant to cash in on the recent wave of unnecessary prequels that expand the backstory of beloved characters (such as 2023’s Wonka), Charles Dickens’ original novel already made a point of exploring Ebenezer Scrooge’s origins in detail – meaning that this new film is likely just a particularly faithful adaptation of the source material under a different name.
Couple that with the fact that the movie is being helmed by a genuine horror auteur and I think it’s safe to say that the latest iteration of the first modern ghost story is in good hands.
That being said, one detail that immediately jumped out at me during the brief teaser (other than a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it nod to Johnny Depp’s iconic bedroom death scene from the original A Nightmare on Elm Street) is the fact that many of Ebenezer’s ghosts appear to have been directly lifted from the iconic John Leech illustrations that accompanied the first edition of Dickens’ novel.
Here are a couple of stills from the trailer compared to the original artwork:
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come in ‘Ebenezer’ and ‘A Christmas Carol’
The Phantoms in ‘A Christmas Carol’ and ‘Ebenezer’
Marley’s Ghost in ‘Ebenezer’ and ‘A Christmas Carol’
Mainly working with old-school wood and steel engravings that would later be transferred to print, Leech was instrumental in crafting the iconic look of history’s most influential phantoms – especially since Dickens is said to have been deeply involved with the creation of these so-called “comic illustrations.”
And since the novel is commonly said to have popularized spiritualism in Victorian England, much of the ghostly iconography that we still see in genre media to this very day (including some of Ti West’s previous films) can be traced back to the author’s partnership with Leech.
Ebenezer won’t be the first A Christmas Carol adaptation to borrow heavily from these designs, but I can appreciate how Ti West is incorporating an important part of horror history into his latest film.
Ebenezer will be available in theaters starting November 13.
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