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A Definitive Ranking of Universal’s Classic Monsters!

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20th Century Fox took a stab at the “Frankenstein” story this past weekend with their release of Victor Frankenstein (review). While that is all well and good, we thought we would bring it back to the beginning and take a look at the original adaptations of Frankenstein and the other classic monster movies from Universal Pictures. What better way to celebrate their existence than to pit the monsters against each other and rank them?*

*All inclusions on the list are monsters from the Universal Classic Monsters: The Essential Collection, which you should go out and buy, because it’s a great set. Criteria used were merely how dangerous/deadly they all are.

8. The Bride of Frankenstein

Bride of Frankenstein is actually the better movie when compared to Frankenstein, but the Bride herself is only on screen for the final five minutes of the film, and she doesn’t do much of anything besides look confused and scream. She looks great, but she isn’t much of a monster.

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7. Frankenstein

Frankenstein’s (Boris Karloff) main method of murder is strangulation (a common theme among Universal monsters), but he really does mean well. Just don’t show him any fire if he’s around. Frankenstein’s monster is arguably the most iconic monster in Universal’s oeuvre, but if you were to come face-to-face with him, all you would need to do is either be nice to him or run away. As we saw with the blind hermit in Bride of Frankenstein, kindness goes a long way with this guy.

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6. The Mummy

Imhotep (aka Ardath Bey) is certainly an imposing figure to look at, but all he really wants is to find the reincarnated love of his life. Sure, he kills one or two people along the way and he has a super creepy hypnotic death stare, but he’s not exactly what you’d call terrifying. He could hypnotize you into standing still while he strangled you, I suppose. Just close your eyes if you see him in the room and you should be good.

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5. The Wolf Man

Poor Larry Talbot (Lon Chaney, Jr.) just couldn’t catch a break. Not only was the woman he cared for dating another man, but he was bitten by a wolf while trying to protect her! After going through that, she still didn’t love him. The Wolf Man is a tragic creature, and he is scary in terms of his animalistic instincts and mannerisms, but the fact remains that he is an unwilling participant in his curse. Still, he is a vicious beast, meaning he will maul anything in his path, making him particularly deadly. Watch out for that wolfsbane when it’s blooming!

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4. Phantom of the Opera

While this 1943 version of the Phantom may not be the one most people remember (mostly because it plays out like an origin story), it doesn’t mean he’s not dangerous. He will kill (or drug) anyone in his way to ensure the success of Christine DuBois at the Paris Opera House. There are few things more deadly than a man blinded by love, especially one as smart as Erique Claudin. To top it all off, he’s got one Hell of an acid burn scar on his face.

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3. Dracula

Much like many of the other monsters on this list, Dracula (Bela Lugosi) cares about finding love, which is why he targets Mina Seward (Helen Chandler) as a potential bride. Dracula is has an icy stare that can hypnotize you, he can turn you into his slave and he can turn into a bat. Those pretty nifty powers to have! He may have a little too much makeup on, but he’s still a force to be reckoned with.

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2. The Creature From the Black Lagoon

As a kid, the Creature was always my favorite movie monster, mostly because of my love for aquatic horror. He (it?) is a terrifying creation, and his amphibian-like breathing is disturbing in its authenticity (Seriously, go back and watch it. It’s grotesque). Once he gets his eyes on Kay (Julie Adams) all bets are off as the Creature goes on a murderous rampage, killing anyone in his way of the gorgeous woman. He’s scary to look at and stalks his prey before killing them in presumably gory ways (we never see the aftermath). The Creature may have been the last classic Universal Monster, but he is one of the best.

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1. The Invisible Man

Jack Griffin (Claude Raine) is not a monster in the literal sense, but he is certainly the scariest one in that he is a cold, calculating and absolutely psychotic serial killer. He may have the highest body count out of all the monsters on this list. Just listening to his maniacal laugh is enough to give anyone a chill up their spine. Jack’s intelligence and psychosis make him the most deadly of all the Universal Monsters. It is ironic that a human is the most deadly on a list filled with monsters, but man is the most dangerous game.

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How would you rank the Universal Classic Monsters? Let us know in the comments below or shoot me a Tweet!

A journalist for Bloody Disgusting since 2015, Trace writes film reviews and editorials, as well as co-hosts Bloody Disgusting's Horror Queers podcast, which looks at horror films through a queer lens. He has since become dedicated to amplifying queer voices in the horror community, while also injecting his own personal flair into film discourse. Trace lives in Austin, TX with his husband and their two dogs. Find him on Twitter @TracedThurman

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‘Immaculate’ – A Companion Watch Guide to the Religious Horror Movie and Its Cinematic Influences

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Pictured: 'The Devils' 1971

The religious horror movie Immaculate, starring Sydney Sweeney and directed by Michael Mohan, wears its horror influences on its sleeves. NEON’s new horror movie is now available on Digital and PVOD, making it easier to catch up with the buzzy title. If you’ve already seen Immaculate, this companion watch guide highlights horror movies to pair with it.

Sweeney stars in Immaculate as Cecilia, a woman of devout faith who is offered a fulfilling new role at an illustrious Italian convent. Cecilia’s warm welcome to the picture-perfect Italian countryside gets derailed soon enough when she discovers she’s become pregnant and realizes the convent harbors disturbing secrets.

From Will Bates’ gothic score to the filming locations and even shot compositions, Immaculate owes a lot to its cinematic influences. Mohan pulls from more than just religious horror, though. While Immaculate pays tribute to the classics, the horror movie surprises for the way it leans so heavily into Italian horror and New French Extremity. Let’s dig into many of the film’s most prominent horror influences with a companion watch guide.

Warning: Immaculate spoilers ahead.


Rosemary’s Baby

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The mother of all pregnancy horror movies introduces Rosemary Woodhouse (Mia Farrow), an eager-to-please housewife who’s supportive of her husband, Guy, and thrilled he landed them a spot in the coveted Bramford apartment building. Guy proposes a romantic evening, which gives way to a hallucinogenic nightmare scenario that leaves Rosemary confused and pregnant. Rosemary’s suspicions and paranoia mount as she’s gaslit by everyone around her, all attempting to distract her from her deeply abnormal pregnancy. While Cecilia follows a similar emotional journey to Rosemary, from the confusion over her baby’s conception to being gaslit by those who claim to have her best interests in mind, Immaculate inverts the iconic final frame of Rosemary’s Baby to great effect.


The Exorcist

Dick Smith makeup The Exorcist

William Friedkin’s horror classic shook audiences to their core upon release in the ’70s, largely for its shocking imagery. A grim battle over faith is waged between demon Pazuzu and priests Damien Karras (Jason Miller) and Lankester Merrin (Max von Sydow). The battleground happens to be a 12-year-old, Regan MacNeil (Linda Blair), whose possessed form commits blasphemy often, including violently masturbating with a crucifix. Yet Friedkin captures the horrifying events with stunning cinematography; the emotional complexity and shot composition lend elegance to a film that counterbalances the horror. That balance between transgressive imagery and artful form permeates Immaculate as well.


Suspiria

Suspiria

Jessica Harper stars as Suzy Bannion, an American newcomer at a prestigious dance academy in Germany who uncovers a supernatural conspiracy amid a series of grisly murders. It’s a dance academy so disciplined in its art form that its students and faculty live their full time, spending nearly every waking hour there, including built-in meals and scheduled bedtimes. Like Suzy Bannion, Cecilia is a novitiate committed to learning her chosen trade, so much so that she travels to a foreign country to continue her training. Also, like Suzy, Cecilia quickly realizes the pristine façade of her new setting belies sinister secrets that mean her harm. 


What Have You Done to Solange?

What Have You Done to Solange

This 1972 Italian horror film follows a college professor who gets embroiled in a bizarre series of murders when his mistress, a student, witnesses one taking place. The professor starts his own investigation to discover what happened to the young woman, Solange. Sex, murder, and religion course through this Giallo’s veins, which features I Spit on Your Grave’s Camille Keaton as Solange. Immaculate director Michael Mohan revealed to The Wrap that he emulated director Massimo Dallamano’s techniques, particularly in a key scene that sees Cecilia alone in a crowded room of male superiors, all interrogating her on her immaculate status.


The Red Queen Kills Seven Times

The Red Queen Kills Seven Times

In this Giallo, two sisters inherit their family’s castle that’s also cursed. When a dark-haired, red-robed woman begins killing people around them, the sisters begin to wonder if the castle’s mysterious curse has resurfaced. Director Emilio Miraglia infuses his Giallo with vibrant style, with the titular Red Queen instantly eye-catching in design. While the killer’s design and use of red no doubt played an influential role in some of Immaculate’s nightmare imagery, its biggest inspiration in Mohan’s film is its score. Immaculate pays tribute to The Red Queen Kills Seven Times through specific music cues.


The Vanishing

The Vanishing

Rex’s life is irrevocably changed when the love of his life is abducted from a rest stop. Three years later, he begins receiving letters from his girlfriend’s abductor. Director George Sluizer infuses his simple premise with bone-chilling dread and psychological terror as the kidnapper toys with Red. It builds to a harrowing finale you won’t forget; and neither did Mohan, who cited The Vanishing as an influence on Immaculate. Likely for its surprise closing moments, but mostly for the way Sluizer filmed from inside a coffin. 


The Other Hell

The Other Hell

This nunsploitation film begins where Immaculate ends: in the catacombs of a convent that leads to an underground laboratory. The Other Hell sees a priest investigating the seemingly paranormal activity surrounding the convent as possessed nuns get violent toward others. But is this a case of the Devil or simply nuns run amok? Immaculate opts to ground its horrors in reality, where The Other Hell leans into the supernatural, but the surprise lab setting beneath the holy grounds evokes the same sense of blasphemous shock. 


Inside

Inside 2007

During Immaculate‘s freakout climax, Cecilia sets the underground lab on fire with Father Sal Tedeschi (Álvaro Morte) locked inside. He manages to escape, though badly burned, and chases Cecilia through the catacombs. When Father Tedeschi catches Cecilia, he attempts to cut her baby out of her womb, and the stark imagery instantly calls Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury’s seminal French horror movie to mind. Like Tedeschi, Inside’s La Femme (Béatrice Dalle) will stop at nothing to get the baby, badly burned and all. 


Burial Ground

Burial Ground creepy kid

At first glance, this Italian zombie movie bears little resemblance to Immaculate. The plot sees an eclectic group forced to band together against a wave of undead, offering no shortage of zombie gore and wild character quirks. What connects them is the setting; both employed the Villa Parisi as a filming location. The Villa Parisi happens to be a prominent filming spot for Italian horror; also pair the new horror movie with Mario Bava’s A Bay of Blood or Blood for Dracula for additional boundary-pushing horror titles shot at the Villa Parisi.


The Devils

The Devils 1971 religious horror

The Devils was always intended to be incendiary. Horror, at its most depraved and sadistic, tends to make casual viewers uncomfortable. Ken Russell’s 1971 epic takes it to a whole new squeamish level with its nightmarish visuals steeped in some historical accuracy. There are the horror classics, like The Exorcist, and there are definitive transgressive horror cult classics. The Devils falls squarely in the latter, and Russell’s fearlessness in exploring taboos and wielding unholy imagery inspired Mohan’s approach to the escalating horror in Immaculate

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