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5 Real-Life Romances That Bloomed on Horror Sets!
Happy Valentine’s Day/Singles Awareness Day/Sunday to all of you! I shamefully admit that I am extremely behind schedule writing this post. It’s currently 3:30 on Valentine’s Day 2016), and I put off writing this so I could go see an 11am showing of Deadpool (which is awesome). Unfortunately this means that I did not give myself ample time to research this topic, which I thought would be fairly interesting. So the list you are about to see is full of romances that bloomed on the set of…shall we say horror-ish movies? It proved to be quite difficult to find actual stories of romance that bloomed on the sets of horror films. I’m not a quitter though, so I was determined to get at least five, and dammit I tried. I tried so hard, so here you go! Enjoy this list as much as you can, and I hope it gives you a chuckle or two on this “holiday.”
Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt – Seven
First of all, Seven is a horror film. I stand by Jonathan on that one. Anyway, I’m actually surprised I didn’t know about this one. Apparently Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow began dating on the set of David Fincher’s masterpiece. They dated for three years and actually got engaged, only to call it off after six months of engagement. Maybe this isn’t exactly “true love,” but I’ll count it.

Jeff Goldblum & Geena Davis – The Fly
Interestingly enough, Jeff Goldblum helped Geena Davis get the role of Veronica Queef Quaife in David Cronenberg’s 1986 body horror film. This was their second film together, and their chemistry is palpable on screen. That chemistry is what makes The Fly such a tragic film, since it actually makes you want to see these two lovebirds make it. As many of you may know, that would not be the case. It would turn out to foreshadow their actual relationship though, as they were married in 1987 and divorced by 1990.

Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer – True Blood
These two comprise the only couple on this list that are still together today! Paquin and Moyer began dating during the HBO series’ first season in 2007 and were married in 2010. They are still happily married. Paquin even came out as bisexual in a PSA four months before her wedding, helping to”inspire and engage everyone, especially straight people, to become active participants in the advancement of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender equality.”

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart – Twilight
Before you immediately click “X” on the top right corner of your screen (or the red circle in the top left corner for any Mac users out there), hear me out: I fully understand that Twilight is not a horror movie. I just didn’t want to post a list with four items. There, I said it. Now that that is out of the way, we can focus on this thing that is Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. They met on the set of Twilight in 2008 and managed to keep a low-profile relationship for several years until she was caught kissing her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders in 2012. She eventually issued an apology to Pattinson, but he confirmed that they had split up during an interview in 2014.

Courteney Cox & David Arquette – Scream
This is a Hollywood relationship that hurts my heart. Cox and Arquette met in 1996 while filming Wes Craven’s seminal slasher film Scream, and were married before the third film was released. They would eventually separate in 2010 and divorce in 2013 after nearly 14 years of marriage (they filmed Scream 4 during their separation). This break-up was just so difficult to face because they really did have great chemistry in front of the camera (and I had finally gotten used to calling her Courteney Cox-Arquette). Now, Cox recently split from Snow Patrol band member Johnny McDaid and Arquette married to Entertainment Tonight correspondent Christina McLarty while taking bit parts in awesome horror movies.

As I mentioned before, I did not give myself ample time to research this topic, so that’s on me. Do you know of any other couples that met while filming a horror movie? Let me know in the comments below or shoot me a Tweet!
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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later
College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.
Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.
Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.
To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character.

Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp
The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.
Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.
If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.
Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

Grace Jones in Vamp
Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.
As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.
Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp
Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.
In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.
The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partner “Squeak”, who looks like he was “fed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains”. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires.

Lisa Lyon in Vamp
If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.
Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.
The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of a “comic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong does” come true, and it is very enjoyable.

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