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Deny Your Maker: 6 Utterly Chilling Portrayals of Satan in Cinema

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LEGEND 1985
6 Utterly Chilling Portrayals of Satan in Cinema

Evil exists. It genuinely does. We can try to laugh it off or undermine it, but evil very much exists and is constantly all around all of us. It is said the average human will walk by three serial killers in their lifetime. Just that fact alone should open your eyes to the evil in the world. All I am saying is that if there is a spiritual war going on right now in the world, maybe the bad guy is winning. Maybe the big-bad is getting closer and closer than any of us have ever imagined. It is with that thought in mind I offer you a slow and guided journey through six chilling portrayals of Satan in cinema, the one place that dares show us what the “beast” may actually look like and how it would potentially sound.

If you are easily scared or overly spiritual, I do not recommend reading this list, as it is said he can smell weak people from miles away. I would hate for this piece to be an “in” for him, so do not read on if you are not spiritually strong.

Just kidding. It’s just an article. Read on, regardless.

Also please note the lack of “Black Phillip” from The Witch was intentional, as we never see his final form.

Okay, read on my little lambs, read on… But beware of spoilers!


Tim Curry as The Darkness in Legend

Start with the best, and this Ridley Scott film easily has the best cinematic Satan ever put on film. Exactly how a child’s mind would imagine the Devil, Darkness is bright red, with MASSIVE, onyx horns branching out from either side of his skull. His voice sounds like it comes from belly of hell, itself, deep and overpowering. Dark and unforgettable, like Satan should be.

But Darkness was more than that. Tim Curry transformed so much for this role. You cannot see him or hear him, which is the mark of an unforgettable performance.

Hell (pun intended), I would put this performance up there with Ledger’s Joker. It is THAT haunting and unforgettable, and sets a great tone for the rest of the list.


Robert De Niro as The Devil in Angel Heart

For the few of you who may not know, let me warn you now. This 1987 movie starring Mickey Rourke, Robert De Niro and Lisa Bonet (who was still a Cosby kid at the time) will all sorts of f*ck you up. I won’t spoil any of the twists or turns here, but will talk a bit about how eerily De Niro (yes, THAT De Niro) portrays Satan.

First off, gone are the obvious traits of the above mentioned devil, replaced by a man in a suit who looks and sounds worldly. He has a heavy air of wisdom and darkness about him. Yet, he has long, well kept hair and is very well dressed. The only real clue early on are those sharp fingernails. Again, a small touch but one that works brilliantly here.

So if you think De Niro is scary in all his gangster movies, you should give him a shot as the Devil.

He is not a Satan you will soon forget.


Viggo Mortensen as The Devil in Prophecy

Prophecy was a good movie with a good cast, though few seem to recognize that. Walken and Mortensen both standing out for their performances as fallen angels but it was Mortensen who stole the show as the Devil himself. He played a nice mix in between pure hellfire and self contained intensity.

Well dressed and well spoken (which seems to be a theme with Satan), what makes this performance so unforgettable is the exchange he has with Walken’s Gabriel before tearing out Walken’s heart and eating it.

Seriously, if you have not seen that scene, it just might be included in clip above.


Jack Nicholson as The Devil in The Witches of Eastwick

Jack may play over the top sometimes, but people need to understand, sometimes over the top works. His role as Satan in The Witches of Eastwick was a perfect example of a performance where larger than life and over the top were necessary.

Though the movie centers around Satan’s attempted seduction of three women (who just so happen to be witches, who then put a spell on him, because movies), it is Jack who shines with the above scene being a perfect example. “Or did he do it to us ON PURPOSE???!!!” Classic Jack and one of celluloid Satan’s best lines.

A scary Devil but also damn if he is not funny and spot on. I feel like this Devil should have a podcast. I would listen.


Al Pacino as the Devil in The Devil’s Advocate

Where many actors go for subtle when they portray the angel of darkness, Pacino goes the other way. He starts out like a successful “every man”, but across the course of the movie his true intent (and origin) become more and more obvious.

What makes this performance stand out is, you can tell with most of the entries on this list that playing something so remarkably evil was, well, exhausting on them. Thing with Pacino is, he seems like he is eating it up. Having fun, if I may? Louder, more passionate, more convincing, more manipulative, and just overall more Pacino, if you have not seen this on-screen version of Lucifer, you owe it to yourself to check it out.

And man, that ending makes it even more worth it.


Rosalinda Celentano as The Devil in The Passion of the Christ

As I was researching this list, I found a strange trend. Satan is very rarely portrayed as anything but a white man. Was a bit relieved to recall that the Devil was played by a woman in the extremely infamous The Passion of the Christ, by the ever-angry Mel Gibson. Whether he was making some sort of veiled statement with the choice or not, we have no idea, but cinematically, she worked very effectively.

From the lack of eyebrows to the weird, mutant, midget she carried (hey, no one said I was P.C), there was a deep, dark, unsettling energy to her that just brought everyone to a standstill the few times we got to see her on-screen (which wasn’t enough, frankly). But the Devil as a woman? That is something I can get 100% behind.

So who is YOUR favorite cinematic Satan (Peter Stormare?) Hit us up in comments and let us know. Enough good ideas and we will do a follow-up, written by Satan himself!

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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later

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Vamp 1986
Grace Jones and Dedee Pfeiffer in Vamp

College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.

Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.

Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.

To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character. 

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Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp

The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.

Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.

If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.

Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

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Grace Jones in Vamp

Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.

As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.

Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

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Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp

Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.

In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.

The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partnerSqueak, who looks like he wasfed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires. 

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Lisa Lyon in Vamp

If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.

Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.

The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of acomic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong doescome true, and it is very enjoyable.

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