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[15th Anniversary] 60 Thoughts I Had While Watching John Carpenter’s ‘Ghosts of Mars’

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Today marks the 15th anniversary of what is arguably legendary horror filmmaker John Carpenter’s worst film: Ghosts of Mars. In the film, a Martian police force is sent to a remote mining facility to transport a dangerous criminal named Desolation Williams back to the city. Upon arriving, they discover that all members of the facility have become possessed by the titular Martian ghosts and are now waging a war agains the humans.

Originally planned to be the third installment in the Escape From… franchise, the studio cancelled plans for a sequel when Escape From L.A. failed to make much of an impression at the box office in 1996. Carpenter then created the character of Desolation Williams for Kurt Russell. Unfortunately, the studio then decided that he was no longer a bankable star, and insisted that Ice Cube be cast in the role.

The role of female lead Lieutenant Melanie Ballard was originally going to Courtney Love, but she had to pull out at the last minute when her then-boyfriend’s ex-wife ran over her foot. Natasha Henstridge was brought in at the last minute, rounding out the cast that included Pam Grier, Clea DuVall and Jason Statham (who was also considered for the role of Williams, but the studio didn’t think he had a career as a bankable movie star in his future). With all of the behind the scenes drama, it’s no wonder John Carpenter has only made two movies in the last 16 years (the last of which being 2010’s The Ward). His disinterest shows in Ghosts of Mars, as everyone involved seems to just want the thing to end.

Even though I write for a horror site, I confess that I am not exactly up to date on my Carpenter. Yes, I’ve seen the big ones like HalloweenThe ThingChristineThe Fog and even Village of the Damned, but I haven’t watched most of his remaining filmography (Assault on Precinct 13, the Escape From…. films, Big Trouble in Little China, They Live, etc.). So I thought I would remedy that by starting with Ghosts of Mars just in time for its 15th anniversary. Was it as bad as I had heard? Or did I find an underrated gem in the film? What follows below are 60 thoughts I had while watching the film. Read them and find out!

  1. Here we go. This can’t be that bad, can it?
  2. I didn’t know Screen Gems produced this.
  3. Oh God. This voiceover is terrible. And so it begins.
  4. There sure is a lot of expository text happening on screen right now.
  5. Interesting choice of music for these opening credits.
  6. Joanna Cassidy is in this??? Right on top of that Rose!
  7. The freight train that went missing is called Transmarinara and now I want pasta.
  8. Whatever happened to Natasha Henstridge?
  9. Oh.
  10. The sexual chemistry between Henstridge and Grier is pretty intense. Were they meant to be lovers?
  11. Hey it’s Lizzie McGuire’s dad!
  12. These sets look like they were made for a stage play.
  13. You see a bunch of flashing lights in a deserted mining town that should be filled with residents and you’re first thought it “It’s probably nothing”???
  14. This is sort of like if the Resident Evil movie had a baby with Pitch Black.
  15. These wide shots of the Martian landscape are Syfy levels of bad.
  16. Joanna Cassidy does not look upset enough for realizing that her hot air balloon is about to crash.
  17. Wait, why is there a hot air balloon in this movie?
  18. Clea DuVall is a really underrated actress. I mean, not in this movie, but just in general.
  19. The editing in this movie is not the best.
  20. The ghost vision would be a pretty good Instagram filter.Ghosts of Mars
  21. Henstridge sounds so uninterested in everything she is saying. Example: “He said something like ‘Stay away. Don’t open the door. Stay away.'” No emotion whatsoever in that ominous warning.
  22. “Drop the weapon before I cut this dyke bitch’s head off!” -Was that meant to be funny? It must have.
  23. So these glasses are supposed to help them do what, exactly?
  24. The ghosts can’t go through solid objects when they’re outside of a host? Sort of defeats the purpose of being a ghost, doesn’t it?
  25. Oooooh a flashback within a flashback!
  26. Bye, Pam Grier. You were too good for that role anyway. And you certainly deserve better than an off-screen death.
  27. I don’t know what Carpenter was doing when he was directing Joanna Cassidy, but I like it.
  28. That ghost wasn’t very smart. It had its choice to possess anyone in that room and it went for the person in the prison cell.
  29. A flashback within a flashback within a flashback. Jesus Christ. This movie is the matryoshka doll of flashbacks.
  30. Ahhhhh piercing the face! That was a pretty nifty effect.
  31. That face mask, however, was not.
  32. “I’ll cut your fuckin’ titties off!” – This made me laugh out loud. That had to be intentional humor.
  33. Why is this guy getting so high before going into battle?
  34. 50 minutes have gone by and there hasn’t been a Martian battle.
  35. “Hey bro, I don’t see no muthafuckin’ train.” “Hey lady, we don’t see no train.” Seems like that second line wasn’t exactly necessary.
  36. The energy in front of and behind the camera is so low. Did anyone have a good time making this movie?
  37. “Second time I’ve saved your life.” “Yeah, run a tab!” – Cringe.
  38. Damn, those ghosts aren’t fucking around with those circular saws!
  39. Another flashback within a flashback…..
  40. The exposition in this movie is handled so clumsily.Ghosts of Mars
  41. Wait, so now they can see the ghosts when they leave a body? Why couldn’t they see them before?
  42. Ohhhh that’s why he was doing drugs. Ghosts don’t want to possess someone who’s high.
  43. I just spent a full 30 seconds watching Natasha Henstridge look constipated as she tried to push a ghost out of herself.
  44. Yay! She got the ghost out of her!
  45. How a character in this movie would have delivered that line: “Yay. She got the ghost out of her.”
  46. I feel like Clea DuVall is about to bite it.
  47. These vehicles look faker than the APC’s in Aliens.
  48. Oh no! Joanna Cassidy done got a ghost in her!
  49. I repeat: The ghosts do not. Fuck around. With those circular saws.
  50. Oh shit. Bye Clea DuVall. You bit it.
  51. Bye Jason Statham.
  52. Bye Lizzie McGuire’s dad. They just killed the whole cast in the span of two minutes. It’s like that plane scene from Jurassic Park III (which coincidentally came out one month before Ghosts of Mars). That plane scene was pretty cool though. What movie am I watching again?
  53. I’m still confused as to why the ghosts can’t go through solid objects.
  54. Oof. That green screen effect on top of the train is not good.
  55. The whole climax is set on a train. I feel like Paul W.S. Anderson borrowed from this movie a lot when he was writing the script for Resident Evil.
  56. “I didn’t know you was cut this deep. Should have taken care of this hours ago.” – Didn’t she just get that cut in the battle before they got on the train?
  57. “That’s all you have to tell us?” -Are you fucking kidding me? That was a long story!
  58. The Big Bad is credited as “Big Daddy Mars.” That is hilarious.
  59. HOLY SHIT this thing had a budget of $28 million. WHERE DID IT GO?
  60. Well, that was about as bad as I heard it was. Poor Carpenter. His heart just wasn’t in that one. On the plus side, my dog seemed to enjoy it:

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Happy anniversary Ghosts of Mars! I wish you were better.

A journalist for Bloody Disgusting since 2015, Trace writes film reviews and editorials, as well as co-hosts Bloody Disgusting's Horror Queers podcast, which looks at horror films through a queer lens. He has since become dedicated to amplifying queer voices in the horror community, while also injecting his own personal flair into film discourse. Trace lives in Denver, CO with his husband and their two dogs. Find him on Twitter @TracedThurman

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Before ‘The Odyssey’ There Was ‘Jason and the Argonauts’ and Ray Harryhausen’s Legendary Monsters

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Greek mythology is the talk of the town, or at least of the internet at the moment, and with good reason. Christopher Nolan’s retelling of Homer’s The Odyssey opened this weekend in theaters and, as of this writing, is on track to rake in $120 million in the U.S. and $250 million worldwide.

That’s quite a feat for an R-rated sword and sandal epic based on a story that was first put to papyrus over 3,000 years ago. Of course, mythology has been a film standard practically since the beginning of the medium and has proven to be fertile ground for storytellers. One of the great tellers of these tales is not a writer or director but an innovative special effects master and producer, Ray Harryhausen, and among his greatest achievements is Jason and the Argonauts (1963).

The story of Jason and the quest for the golden fleece predates the Homeric period by a generation or two, and there are certainly similarities to the later works, specifically The Odyssey. Both are seafaring adventures captained by men of both strength and wit. Their crews are filled with colorful characters as well, including Hercules and Argos in the Jason tales and Eurylochus and Polites among Odysseus’s men. Both encounter the beautiful and bizarre on their journeys. The major differences are in tone and theme. The Odyssey is a more contemplative piece about men of war finding it is practically impossible to truly return home.

Jason and the Argonauts, especially in the hands of Harryhausen, producer Charles H. Schneer, director Don Chaffey, and writers Beverly Cross and Jan Read, is a tale of adventure, romance, betrayal, gods, and perhaps above allmonsters.

Strictly speaking, nearly all the Harryhausen films are fantasy films, but all are filled with some of the most incredible monster creations in all of cinema. Telling mythological stories was a way of making monster movies that parents would not object to their children seeing. That whiff of the movie-going experience being educational gave him license to bring to life dozens of indelible creations, starting with The 7th Voyage of Sinbad in 1958 all the way to Clash of the Titans in 1981. So, rather than spoil the story of Jason and the Argonauts, I will be focusing on its main attraction, its unforgettable monstrosities.

Talos: The Bronze Giant That Changed Movie Monsters

After Jason (Todd Armstrong) and his crew set off on their quest aboard the Argo, they quickly find themselves running out of food and water. Calling upon the help of his protector Hera, Queen of the Gods (Honor Blackman), Jason is guided to the Island of Bronze but warned not to take anything from the island but food and water. While chasing a herd of goats, unlikely pals Hercules (Nigel Green) and Hylas (John Cairney) discover the gargantuan bronze statues of the gods and Titans created by the long-departed Hephaestus.

In the base of the statue of Talos, they discover the treasure trove of the gods, and Hercules decides to take a giant golden needle that he intends to use as a javelin. Of course, this awakens Talos, who pursues them back to the Argo.

Talos was one of Harryhausen’s favorite creations, and he reveled in giving life to the stiff movements of the man of bronze. In one sequence, Talos blocks the narrow waterway that is the only means of escape and plucks the Argo out of the sea as though it were a toy, shaking the crew overboard and breaking the mast in two. Jason once again asks Hera for help, and she advises him to “look to the ankles” of the statue. He spots a kind of hatch on the heel of the giant and, after much struggle, removes it, releasing a flow of steaming liquid that is apparently the driving force of Talos, who weakens, cracks, and falls to the beach, breaking into pieces.

Echoes of this scene can be found in all kinds of stories from Achilles’ heel to the small vulnerable spot on Smaug’s belly in The Hobbit, to tangling the legs of the Imperial AT-AT’s in The Empire Strikes Back. Even the Death Star has a touch of Talos to it.

Harryhausen’s Harpies and Hydra Bring Ancient Myth to Life

Next, the Argonauts encounter the old man Phineas, played by Patrick Troughton of Dr. Who (he played the Second Doctor) and The Omen (1976) fame. As punishment for sins that go unnamed in the film, Zeus torments Phineas day and night with harpies who steal his food and leave him only scraps.

The harpies are flying, blue, rather demonic-looking creatures complete with bat wings and horns. They look something like living gargoyles and are masterworks by Harryhausen. The crew lures them into the ruins of a temple and covers the entire structure with a net before releasing the top and snaring the harpies. The stop-motion work in this sequence is some of the best Harryhausen ever created and is seamlessly placed into frame with the live-action elements, as was among Harryhausen’s greatest strengths.

The special effects of the film use every tool available at the time, as demonstrated by the next major effects sequence, “the clashing rocks.” The sequence utilizes stop motion, miniatures, rear projection, location and stage work with the actors all blended together, sometimes into a single shot. The clashing rocks are more-or-less a rock slide, but combined with the destruction of a different ship that tries to make passage between the rocks and the knowledge that Hera is now forbidden to interfere with Jason’s fate, real stakes are afforded to the scene. Hera pulls a fast one on Zeus (Niall MacGinnis), however, which allows Triton, king of the Mer-people, to rise from the sea and stabilize the rocks, giving the Argo safe passage.

The crew then rescues Medea (Nancy Kovack) and heads to their final destination, Colchis at the end of the world, where Jason and the Argonauts are welcomed by King Aeetes (Jack Gwillim). Eventually, after a betrayal and turn of events, Jason finds the golden fleece, which is guarded by another great Harryhausen monster, the Hydra, a multi-headed serpent. The most famous aspect of the Hydra, growing back two heads for every one cut off, is not depicted here, but the sequence is still harrowing.

Jason fights the dragon with his sword and at one point is wrapped in its tail, depicting Harryhausen’s love of intercutting and interrelating his stop-motion creations with actors and other live-action elements. The sequence also demonstrates that the artistry of Harryhausen and the craftspeople in his workshop was not limited to fantasy creatures; they were also masters of recreating believable human figures.

Why Harryhausen’s Monsters Still Feel Alive

Perhaps the most famous Harryhausen creation, the one that has had the greatest lasting influence, is what is called in the film the “children of the hydra’s teeth” and the “children of the night” by Aeetes, who calls on the goddess of darkness Hecate to bring them to him. Fire rains down from the sky and reduces the hydra to a skeleton. Aeetes orders his men to gather its teeth, which he collects in a helmet and, cornering Jason and his men, sows on the ground like seeds. Reanimated skeletons of dead soldiers rise up out of the ground and attack the Argonauts in what is certainly one of the most iconic sequences in all of fantasy cinema.

It is an expansion of a similar scene in The 7th Voyage of Sinbad in which the fearless sailor fights a single skeleton, but this time there are more than half a dozen reanimated warriors complete with the famous “Harryhausen brow,” in which the empty eye sockets are given a sinister frown. Even today, the sequence is thrilling. Though our technology has given us tools that look more realistic, there is a magic in stop-motion that remains unmatched despite all our advances in CGI.

This sequence has directly influenced many movies over the years, but for the horror crowd, the clearest examples are Freddy’s skeleton fighting Donald Thompson (John Saxon) in A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) and the deadite army in Army of Darkness (1992). The animators even included the slouch of the “children of the hydra’s teeth” in the Nightmare 3 scene, and Sam Raimi insisted the Army of Darkness skeletons all have the Harryhausen brow.

Beyond these films, Harryhausen’s work has had a massive influence on horror, fantasy, and science fiction films for decades, while also making an indelible mark on popular culture at large. Among his acolytes are stop motion genius Phil Tippett, and filmmakers including Joe Dante, Guillermo del Toro, Peter Jackson, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, John Milius, Don Coscarelli, and many others. The fingerprints of Harryhausen can in many ways be seen even in Nolan’s The Odyssey, which relies on tricks from throughout film history rather than only more recent innovations like CGI.

Above all, Harryhausen was a storyteller who sought to make audiences fall in love with the great adventure stories that have been with us for thousands of years. These stories speak to the heart of our humanity in ways that will always feel fresh when told in innovative ways. Harryhausen also always had in him the true joy of creation. Bringing his monsters to life was a long, sometimes tedious, process, but Harryhausen clearly understood that all that time and attention to detail would imbue every creation with humanity that cannot be replicated by taking the easy way around.

Despite the limitations of budget, star power, and other resources that his films often lacked, that love of storytelling always shone through. Perhaps that is why his creations endure along with the kinds of ancient stories he so loved to tell.

At their heart, they are one thing above all—deeply and undeniably human.

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