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Celebrating Sheetar and 30 Years in the ‘Blood Diner’

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Often in filmmaking, the movie that was conceived during the screenwriting process ends up being a completely different movie upon release. One of the more obvious examples of this is the wacky Blood Diner, released 30 years ago on July 10, 1987. What began as a serious sequel on page quickly morphed into one of the most over the top horror comedies ever.

Having fallen in love with the splatter films by the Godfather of Gore, Herschell Gordon Lewis, producer Jimmy Maslon purchased the rights to one of his absolute favorites by the director; 1963’s Blood Feast. The plot centered around a food caterer that liked to cook up female victims and offer sacrifices to the goddess Ishtar.  With rights in possession, Maslon tapped screenwriter Michael Sonye to pen a sequel to the seminal splatter flick. The hope was that Herschell Gordon Lewis himself would direct, and the two brothers at the center of this sequel would be played by wrestler George “The Animal” Steele and actor Michael Berryman (The Hills Have Eyes). The Godfather of Gore was long retired from filmmaking at this point and would only agree to direct for a substantial sum of money.  Money that the budget for this planned sequel didn’t have, which meant production couldn’t afford Steele or Berryman either. The distributor, Vestron Pictures, felt there wouldn’t be enough recognition for Blood Feast to warrant an official sequel, and so the title was changed to Blood Diner.

Then director Jackie Kong was hired to direct, as part of a three-picture deal with Vestron Pictures, and the film as we know it today took shape. Kong saw the humor in the script and pushed it as far as she could.  So, all the zany antics in the film? Like characters randomly switching accents throughout the film, or rival diner owner Stan’s best friend being an inanimate dummy? All intentional. The director wasn’t just interested in pushing the envelope for humor’s sake, but also for the sake of die-hard genre fans. She knew horror fans are difficult to surprise, so she sought to catch even the most jaded horror fan off guard.

Blood Diner Sheetar

One of my favorite things about Blood Diner is how likable killer brothers Michael (Rick Burks) and George (Carl Crew) Tutman are. Kong swapped out the ghoulish brothers in the script for handsome characters that you wouldn’t suspect of chopping up women for body parts. This is one of the biggest changes that made the film such an enduring cult classic; you root for these goofball brothers to succeed in resurrecting their beloved goddess Sheetar. Their goofy antics in luring women victims is both hilarious and oddly charming. When they stroll up to the nightclub donning bizarre wigs and costumes, toss a bouncer into oncoming traffic, then laugh riotously at his head pops under a car’s tires, you can’t help but laugh with them.

Perhaps ironically, neither lead actor had acted before.  With the budget so low, the cast was comprised of people pretty much found off the streets of Hollywood. With Maslon’s musical background, a wide bulk of the cast was comprised of fellow musicians and the musicians’ fan base.  This included lead actor Rick Burks, who had to be convinced to play the part of smarter brother Michael. He wanted to be a musician only, not an actor. Lucky for us, he took on the part, and the horror comedy was made all the better for his natural charisma. For all its durable qualities, Blood Diner also serves as a sort of memorial to Burks, who died in a car crash at the young age of 28 less than two years after Blood Diner’s release. Gone too soon, I’m glad I got to see him shine in Blood Diner.

With Kong pushing the envelope as much as possible, it’s not surprise that the rating board despised the film. The amount of nudity and gore didn’t earn the film any favors, and the rating board hated that the murderers were two next-door nice guy types over the typical gruesome killers. The scene that made them turn the film off and declare Blood Diner as morally bankrupt, however, was the scene where the brothers wear Ronald and Nancy Reagan masks and gun down a nude aerobics class. They offered a rating of ‘X,’ so Kong accepted the film as unrated with Vestron backing her decision. She figured that if she were to cut the film to make it more acceptable for the rating board, there’d likely be only about five minutes’ worth of film.

For such a strange, fun horror comedy, perhaps the most surprising element is that it’s largely driven by women. Aside from Jackie Kong’s directing, executive producer Ellen Steloff was instrumental in getting the film greenlit at all. Kong also brought over most of her female-centric crew from previous film Night Patrol, including most of the art department, costume designer Shiz Herrera, set decorators, and makeup department. For years, most fans assumed Kong was a male.

Blood Diner is far more cult classic than outright classic, and those who have seen it either love it or hate it. Either way, you’ll never forget it. Kong and crew takes the measliest budget and stretches it to its fullest, all the while cranking the fun level up to an 11. It’s silly, it’s gory, and it’s probably offensive and these are precisely the reasons why I love it.  Kong was one of the early adopters of the concept of rooting for the film’s villains, and it’s a shame she hasn’t been tapped to direct more genre work since.

While Herschell Gordon Lewis did eventually direct a legit sequel to his 1963 film, Kong’s screwball horror comedy still hasn’t seen a follow up despite ferocious, hungry goddess Sheetar being unleashed upon Hollywood 30 years ago. It’s about time to see what Sheetar has been up to all these years, and I’ve love for Kong to tell that story.

What about you? Are you team love it or hate it?

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon, SeriesFest, and Popcorn Frights Film Fest.

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32 Things We Learned from Commentary for ‘Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight’

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The great Ernest Dickerson turns seventy-five years old this month, so we’re looking back at his most memorable contribution to the horror genre – 1995’s Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight!

The film hit screens while the Tales from the Crypt series was winding down its run on television, and it stands apart with a story that feels a step or two removed from the franchise norm. That was the smart play, though, as the show’s stories – and those from the original EC comics – work best in short bites. The result is a film that holds up beautifully as a gory good time.

Now keep reading to see what I heard on the commentary for…


Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)

Commentator: Ernest Dickerson (director), Michael Felsher (moderator)

1. Dickerson was in post-production on Surviving the Game when he got a call from his agent saying that producer Gil Adler wanted to meet about a Tales from the Crypt feature film. It went well, so Dickerson met with Joel Silver next and secured the job.

2. The original screenplay for the film came to the producers as a spec script wholly detached from the Tales from the Crypt brand. They added the Crypt Keeper (voiced by John Kassir) bookends to make it fit.

3. Dickerson was more familiar with the original EC comic books having read them as a kid, but he had watched a few episodes of the HBO series, so he knew what the current vibe was for the project.

4. Adler directed the film’s wraparound segments, meaning Dickerson never actually got to work with the creepy puppet. “Gil and the Crypt Keeper had a great relationship,” he adds, “they worked together for years.”

5. While he was new to the Tales from the Crypt family, Dickerson had previously worked as a director of photography on the Tales from the Darkside anthology series. That show is underappreciated in my humble opinion, and I will go to bat for both it and the equally underloved Monsters.

6. A big appeal of the horror genre for Dickerson is the idea of dark mysteries that challenge our imagination. For this film, that came down to the mythology being created between the characters.

7. Five executive producers are listed in the opening credits, but Dickerson says the only two he had dealings with were Silver and Richard Donner. The other three were Walter Hill, Robert Zemeckis, and David Giler.

8. Dickerson had only ever seen Billy Zane in movies with a full head of hair, so he was surprised when Zane showed up on the first day with a bald head. “He had this case, and he opened up the case that he had all these hair pieces in, and he says, ‘So which one of these do you think I should use?’” Dickerson looked at him and suggested he just go bald for the character.

9. While the bulk of the opening exteriors were filmed in a desert just outside Los Angeles, the shot of the old church at 11:26 was created on a warehouse hangar soundstage where the film’s interiors were shot.

10. When he had read the script, Dickerson pictured the character of Jeryline (Jada Pinkett Smith) “as a little, tough lady.” He had recently seen Smith in Menace II Society, and while the producers had someone else in mind for the role, he fought to get her instead.

11. Just as Zane surprised Dickerson with his hair (or lack thereof), Smith arrived on the first day with her hair dyed platinum white. He “liked the idea” but asked her to please get it tweaked so it looked more yellowish blond. “It’s definitely a statement.”

12. He had seen Brenda Bakke in the 1989 sci-fi/action film from Japan, Gunhed, and thought she’d be great here as Cordelia. The rest of us might recognize her from Death Spa or Trucks.

13. Felsher comments that the film’s setup does a good job not telegraphing who’s going to live or die, and he uses the “nice guy” (Charles Fleischer) and “the kid” (Ryan O’Donohue) as examples. “You don’t play by those rules here,” he says, and Dickerson replies that he wanted to subvert those rules. That extends to Smith as well because she’s Black, “and usually in movies like this they’re the first folks to die.”

14. Dickerson says they had forty days of filming, “which, the way I’m used to working, was a very generous schedule.” It was budgeted at around $10 million.

15. This probably won’t surprise you, but Zane improvised the bit at 26:25 after he jumps out the window and says, “Fuck this cowboy shit! You fuckin’, hodunk Podunk, well, then, motherfuckers!”

16. In the original script, the demons that The Collector (Zane) raises from the dirt actually looked more like the people they used to be. “They were more human,” but the very smart decision was made in pre-production to make them look far more unique instead.

17. The demons are killed by shooting their eyes, but Dickerson felt there should be one more element to it. “Shoot out their eyes, you gotta duck because the souls come shooting out, and if it hits ya, boom, it can kill ya.” This is a fun touch.

18. He’s been asked more than once if these demons are where Peter Jackson got the idea for how the orcs would look in his Lord of the Rings movies. “They do look like orcs.”

19. He recalls having seen Ronny Yu’s The Bride with White Hair shortly before going to work on Demon Knight, and he hoped to bring some of that staged style into his own film. An example of that in practice is Brayker’s (William Sadler) brief flashbacks to Christ on the cross.

20. Character deaths were mostly based on the idea that “each person’s downfall was going to be predicated by their weakness.” The Collector discovers someone’s weakness and then uses it against them. Cordelia wants to be loved, Jeryline wants to travel, Uncle Willy (Dick Miller) is a horndog for both liquor and ladies, Danny loves horror comics, etc.

21. Dickerson says that plenty of genre classics were in the back of his head while making the film, including Assault on Precinct 13, Alien, Aliens, and more.

22. Cordelia is possessed into a demonic form, and Dickerson’s idea for how she’d look was originally a bit different. “Since Cordelia was a prostitute, I thought that her mouth should actually be a vertical slit that was in her stomach… which would open up with teeth and a tongue.” It was nixed, he says, when “the wife of one of the producers read that and said ‘no way you’re putting that in the movie.’”

23. The key makes an appearance in the followup, Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood, but it wasn’t originally meant to. Apparently, early test audiences expected it to be a more connected sequel to Demon Knight, so the filmmakers added it in to appease them. This is where I go on record saying that Bordello of Blood is a fun time. Can’t touch Demon Knight, obviously, but it’s more entertaining than its reputation suggests.

24. They had to film Uncle Willy’s bar scene “dream” twice, once with the women topless and once with them in bikinis, to have versions for both theaters and television broadcast. “Dick’s a pro.” (To be fair, Dickerson says this in regard to Miller having to endure the makeup application, but the sentiment fits both situations, so…)

25. Dickerson says he’s “always amazed at the love that people show this film,” and adds that fans bring it up to him incredibly often. This is great to hear, as we should always be telling artists how much their work means to us while they’re still alive and able to hear it.

26. Zane also suggested the gag at 1:08:21 with the sponge coming out of his mouth. The beat reminds Dickerson to praise the actor even more, adding that he was an “ally” to the director when “bad ideas” came down from the studio suits.

27. He didn’t get any pushback on killing little Danny. He did insist on one added element, though, as he wanted to immediately follow the boy exploding in the air with a shot of his bloody and torn sneaker hitting the ground below. “And the sneaker had to be a hightop.”

28. Dickerson says there’s “something kinky sexy about” Smith being covered in blood, and then the two commentators go quiet for almost two minutes out of respect for the scene. It’s a good opportunity to reflect on how Dickerson had previously mentioned Alien and Aliens as films being in the back of his head during filming, and how two scenes here reflect that – Jeryline stripping down to her underwear for the final confrontation feels like a nod to Ridley Scott’s film, while an earlier scene with Irene (CCH Pounder) and Dep. Bob (Gary Farmer) realizing they’re surrounded and choosing to blow themselves up alongside some of the demons is something of a callback to the air vent sacrifice in James Cameron’s film.

29. Asked about the film’s critical reception at the time of release, Dickerson says it received good reviews from horror-loving critics and then talks about the importance of horror in general. “Horror has always been a great way of putting out ideas, of talking about some of the things that affect us as people. Some of the best horror, like the best science fiction, talks about what it’s like to be human. Some of the best horror gets very political.”

30. The original ending would have featured The Collector showing “his true self, which is a demon made of fire.” They spent a lot of time trying to make it work, but it was “extremely difficult… back in the day of analog effects.” It was rewritten into the faceoff between him and Jeryline featuring the dancing, the crotch fire, Zane’s attempts at saying “love,” and his eventual demise from her bloody spit.

31. They both agree that a direct sequel to Demon Knight could be a lot of fun, but Dickerson says he’s unaware of any talk on the possibility.

32. Dickerson was super excited about this new Scream Factory Blu-ray in 2015, and he mentions that before its release, he had imported a Blu-ray from Germany presumably to enjoy the film in HD. He’s just like us! (Or am I the only one here who’s imported a German Blu-ray of the much maligned werewolf flick Big Bad Wolf…)


Quotes Without Context

“I was so happy to get Dick Miller for this movie.”

“There was a time when guys used to put ketchup on everything.”

“I’m a big student of Hitchcock, and the best way to make a moment of horror work is to lull the audience into a false sense of security.”

“A villain should always be the most interesting person in a movie.”

“They were a really great bunch of performers who were performing on these little leg-extension stilts wearing a diaper that had a radio-controlled tail that was being manipulated by a special effects tech right out of the frame.”

“It’s hard to direct air; it doesn’t do what you want.”

“The only censorship problem came from the producer’s wife, who didn’t want the vagina dentalis [sic] in the movie.”

“One of the executives wanted to know why the devil didn’t try to have sex with Jada.”

“It always starts with the script.”


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