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10 Positive Aspects of ‘Halloween: Resurrection’
Here’s a fun fact about movie critics: most of us don’t like to trash movies. We watch movies almost every day and we know how much work goes into making a film. A lot of people spend a lot of time and hard work producing a film that can be shown to the public. Critics want to see good movies. It’s never fun to tear down what could be a certain filmmaker’s dream project or criticize a certain actor’s performance when they are just trying to make a living. It is a necessary evil of the job though, and something that all of us must do when the film calls for it.
In the past I have been criticized for being too lenient with films. My reviews seem generous to some people, so much so that some readers think I’m being dishonest in my reviews or that I’m being paid to write positive things (just look at this comment on my Alien: Covenant review for a recent example). None of that is true, of course, but the accusation is still rather insulting. That being said, it takes a lot for me to truly hate a film (though you can look at my review of this year’s The Bye Bye Man for an example of that), and I always try to see the positive even in the most lackluster of films. I find that this outlook allows me to enjoy a film more, even if it’s not the best piece of filmmaking. I will identify flaws, but I will also try to find something positive to point out, because only pointing out the negative is an emotionally draining task. After all, it is very difficult to make a film with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
This brings me to Halloween: Resurrection, the eighth and final installment in the original Halloween franchise, which is celebrating(?) its 15th anniversary today. It is considered to be the worst entry in the series by most fans, and arguably, it is. The film is filled with cringe-inducing dialogue (“You like sushi, motherfucker?”), questionable narrative choices (Can you imagine seeing this in theaters in 2002 and witnessing the death of Laurie Strode? That must have been awful.) and even more questionable casting choices (Busta Rhymes, anyone?). That being said, I decided to watch the film for the first time in nearly a decade and attempt to find 10 positive things about it. It was a daunting task, because this is a truly uninspired and lazy film (which is surprising considering it was directed by Halloween II director Rick Rosenthal), but by God I was determined to see it through.
1. Jamie Lee Curtis
Admittedly, Laurie’s arc in Resurrection makes no sense. Did she go to the mental institution simply to wait Michael’s return? Why did it take Michael’s three years to track her down? How did she set up an elaborate trap on the roof of the institution? Why did she think dropping him off the roof would kill him when he was shot 6 times and dropped off a balcony in her first encounter with him? Why does she kiss Michael before she falls to her death? Why does Michael give his knife to one of the institution’s patients? There are so many questions, but at least Curtis gives it her all.

2. Katee Sackhoff
Just one year before she became Starbuck on Battlestar Gallactica, Sackhoff was Jen Danzig, the wild party girl in Halloween: Resurrection. The role doesn’t ask much of Sackhoff, but she brings her usual charisma to a film sorely lacking any of its own.

3. The Peeping Tom Homage
There’s not a lot of creativity in Halloween: Resurrection, but Rosenthal does know his horror movies. Charlie’s (Brad Sihvon) death is a direct homage to Michael Powell’s 1960 film Peeping Tom, right down to the use of a tripod as the murder weapon and showing the murder from the POV of the killer.
4. Bill’s Death
It doesn’t make a lot of sense that Michael jumps through a window to kill Bill (ha). Is the window part of the wall? Because it sure doesn’t look like it. Still, it’s the only effective jump scare in the film and the shot of Michael stabbing Bill’s head like a jack-o-lantern is a nice touch. Bummer that Thomas Ian Nicholas (American Pie) couldn’t land a bigger role though.

5. The “Slasher Big Brother” Concept
Setting the film in a reality show scavenger hunt is a very early 2000s thing to do, but it’s still a fun concept, even if it isn’t used to its full potential.

6. Busta, Meet Michael
Their kung fu fight scene is goofy as Hell (and not in a good way), but Freddy’s first encounter with Michael is legitimately funny. Rhymes may stick out like a sore thumb in the film, but at least he gets one good scene.
7. The Use of Instant Messenger
In Halloween: Resurrection‘s one and only suspenseful scene, Michael is chasing Sara (Biana Kajlich) around his house while her chat buddy Deckard (Ryan Merriman) tells her his location via instant messenger. Again, it’s a clever concept that isn’t used to its full potential, but it’s a brief moment of inspiration.

8. The Final Girl Isn’t Terrible
Sara is a pretty bland character, but she does get a few good kicks in and she busts out a damn chainsaw in the film’s climax, so that’s something.
9. Michael’s Penis Gets Electrocuted
You can’t make this stuff up. Busta Rhymes actually incapacitates Michael Myers by electrocuting his nether-regions. It’s so dumb but so funny all at the same time. At this point in the movie, you’ve probably lost all hope, so this is some welcome comic relief.

10. Some Dogs Like It.
Admittedly, it’s really difficult to come up with 10 positive things about Halloween: Resurrection. So difficult that this final entry has nothing to do with the movie itself, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that one (not both) of my dogs was absolutely enthralled by the film. He couldn’t take his eyes off the damn thing (My other dog? Not so much). At least everyone who had a hand in making the film can rest easy knowing that at least one creature on this planet seemed to enjoy it.

What are your thoughts on Halloween: Resurrection? Does it have any redeeming qualities? I admit, I choose to believe that Halloween H20 is the last entry in the original franchise. This film is a turd through and through, but it’s good for the soul to try to see the good in things.
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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later
College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.
Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.
Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.
To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character.

Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp
The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.
Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.
If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.
Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

Grace Jones in Vamp
Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.
As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.
Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp
Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.
In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.
The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partner “Squeak”, who looks like he was “fed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains”. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires.

Lisa Lyon in Vamp
If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.
Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.
The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of a “comic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong does” come true, and it is very enjoyable.

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