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‘Hatchet’: Victor Crowley’s 5 Best Kills!

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Earlier this week, Adam Green celebrated the 10th anniversary of debut feature Hatchet by dropping the super huge surprise reveal that brand new film Victor Crowley was not only shot in secret, but it’s heading out on the road this year!

So what better time to revisit Crowley’s 3-film reign of terror thus far, which has spilled massive quantities of blood in the past 10 years?

The Hatchet franchise has given us some of the most outrageously over the top kills in the history of slasher cinema, all brought to life with old school practical effects that feel like they were ripped right out of the decade Green pitch perfectly pays tribute to. They may not have been made in the ’80s, but the Hatchet films sure do feel like they were.

Crowley has torn countless unlucky victims (literally) limb from limb, but what are his most memorable kills? Put on your raincoat. Things are about to get messy.


5) DECAPITATED WITH INTESTINES – HATCHET 2

If a slasher sequel is supposed to one-up its predecessor in the gore department, oh boy did Adam Green check off that particular box with Hatchet 2. Makeup effects legend John Carl Buechler reprised the role of Jack Cracker for the sequel’s opening death scene, wherein Victor Crowley rips out his intestines and chokes him with them. Going one step further, Crowley chokes Cracker so hard with said intestines that his head literally pops off – which we see in shadow against the wall of Cracker’s cabin. It’s a comically INSANE kill, promising right off the bat that Hatchet 2 was damn sure gonna be going for broke.


4) SKULL AND SPINE RIPPED OUT – HATCHET 3

Adam Green did not return to direct Hatchet 3, instead handing over those duties to B.J. McDonnell. The third installment in the franchise was more of the same, but I’m not sure any of us really wanted anything else from it. Derek Mears, who played Jason Voorhees in the Friday the 13th remake, starred in Hatchet 3, coming face-to-face with Kane Hodder’s Crowley for a kill scene that was pure fan service for the Friday diehard. Crowley reaches into the stomach of Mears’ character, grabbing hold of his spine and pulling both spine and skull clean out of his body. The effect is incredibly disturbing in execution, as you see Mears’ neck wrinkle as his skeleton is being removed from his body.


3) CHAINSAWED IN THE GENITALS – HATCHET 2

Anything other horror icons can do, Victor Crowley can do it… more brutally. Giving Leatherface a run for his money, Crowley enlists the help of the biggest chainsaw in horror movie history for one of the most memorable scenes in Hatchet 2. Brandishing the big ass chainsaw, Crowley uses it to murder two men at once, sticking it between their legs and literally lifting them off the ground with it while he slices them straight up the middle. True to the over-the-top nature of the films, a pair of bloody testicles drop to the ground beneath the bodies.


2) SKINNED ALIVE – HATCHET 2

Victor Crowley makes sure his victims die painfully, and few characters got it worse than poor Reverend Zombie (Tony Todd). In Hatchet 2, Zombie takes the fight to Crowley in his final moments, but it’s all for naught; Crowley repeatedly swings his trusty Hatchet into Zombie’s body, separating his top half from his bottom half. But he’s not done just yet. Crowley then grabs the spine sticking out of Zombie’s top half and pulls on it so hard that he rips him clean out of his skin… through it all, Zombie is still alive.

You’re a sick man, Adam Green. And we love you for it.


1) HEAD RIPPED IN HALF AT THE MOUTH – HATCHET 

The Hatchet sequels got pretty damn gruesome and creative, but if you’re asking me, Green has yet to top the infamous “jaw rip” from the first film. This was the very first scene I ever saw from Hatchet, when it was shown as a sneak peek at a horror convention I attended right before the film was released – needless to say, it made me an instant Adam Green fan. After dispatching her husband, Victor Crowley rips Mrs. Permatteo’s head completely in half with the ease of you or I opening up a can of soda. A cleverly hidden edit makes the kill look like it was filmed in a single take, solidifying it as one of the most gruesome and well-executed horror movie kills of all time.

How much more brutal can this franchise get? We’re thinking we ain’t seen nothing yet.

Writer in the horror community since 2008. Editor in Chief of Bloody Disgusting. Owns Eli Roth's prop corpse from Piranha 3D. Has two awesome cats. Still plays with toys.

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‘The Mandela Catalogue’ Explained: Inside Alex Kister’s Viral Analog Horror Phenomenon

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The Mandela Catalogue explained

I first heard about The Mandela Catalogue through a couple of nephews who were obsessed with the ARG’s sinister mythology. It was only after watching Wendigoon’s in-depth analysis of the series that I realized just how deep this rabbit hole goes.

In fact, I’d already been exposed to the nightmarish visuals of Alex Kister’s YouTube creation for years at that point without even realizing that it was the origin of several viral “cursed images” and spooky memes that had leaked into the wider internet – with this viral element actually being a part of the Catalogue’s overarching narrative.

Flash-forward to 2026 and the unprecedented success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms has led to Hollywood betting on horrific internet properties with existing fanbases, which means that Kister’s unique hybrid of both religious and analog horror is finally headed to the big screen with a script written by Kister himself alongside Tyler Clifton.

While this news shouldn’t be too surprising if you’ve been keeping up with the ongoing success of The Mandela Catalogue (both myself and Wendigoon having previously predicted that the series would inevitably make the jump to theaters one day), plenty of horror fans are likely confused as to why so many folks are excited for what appears to be a Hollywood adaptation of a series of creepy .jpeg images under a VHS filter.

With that in mind, today I’d like to invite fellow readers to accompany me as I explore the origins of Alex Kister’s viral hit and attempt to explain exactly why we should all be excited about the Mandela Catalogue adaptation!

From High School Writing Project to Internet Horror Phenomenon

The first seeds of The Mandela Catalogue were sown when Kister was still in high school and developed a writing project subverting religious tropes in a world where biblical history had been altered by demonic forces. A little while later, Kister came across an analog horror contest on Reddit and decided to adapt his ideas into a standalone video where he would edit a religious kids’ cartoon –The Beginner’s Bible: The Nativity, to be specific- into something far creepier. This is how the iconic Overthrone video was born, with this viral short film taking on a life of its own as fans demanded more eerie content from Kister.

Though the video was originally meant to be a one-and-done sort of affair, with Kister actually regretting some of its primitive visuals and considering the editing amateurish and “YouTube-Poop-like” when compared to his current standards, fan reaction and free time during the COVID-19 pandemic encouraged the (then) seventeen-year-old filmmaker to continue producing content set in this same world. The Mandela Catalogue name was inspired by the Mandela Effect conspiracy theory, as the series would slowly begin to explore the subtle horror of alternate histories.

Inspired by existential dread brought on by extended periods of quarantine as well as a personal crisis of faith, Kister continued to expand his alternate timeline where the rise of Christianity had been prevented by what was presumably the Devil disguised as the Archangel Gabriel. This alternate course of fictional events led to the existence of certain paranormal anomalies that had come to be accepted as “normal” by the 1990s, which is why most of the series’ supernatural horror is presented in such a matter-of-fact manner.

Most of this background information and religious lore is delivered by increasingly cryptic broadcasts and in-universe PSAs, as well as the occasional found footage video, that often have to be decoded by clever viewers. Of course, it’s the consistently disturbing imagery that made the series so popular – much of which was originally created by Kister on a smartphone!

The Alternates: Horror’s Most Unsettling Modern Monsters

The show’s early episodes mostly take place within the fictional Mandela County in Wisconsin and depict life in a world where demonic entities are capable of using media to enter our reality. This process usually involves scaring victims into killing themselves and then repurposing their bodies as horrific doppelgangers referred to as “Alternates”. This terrifying phenomenon has become so common that local police already have specialized procedures in place to deal with the issue, though this usually consists of simply ignoring calls for help so as to avoid spreading so-called “Metaphysical Awareness Disorder” any further.

Over time, Kister would expand this mythology and incorporate different kinds of Alternates into the mix, though the story never stopped deconstructing religious concepts. The series’ second volume exponentially increased both video quality and the overall narrative scope as we began to follow the lives of characters who had already grown up in this dystopian hellscape where the government is forced to prohibit religion, television, and even mirrors in the hopes of mitigating the damage done by the ongoing invasion of otherworldly entities.

The really interesting part comes into play when you realize exactly how the Alternates make use of scary media in order to spread their demonic influence, with the analog horror of it all being a diegetic part of the story and something of a memetic trap orchestrated by the false Gabriel.

I particularly appreciate how some characters begin to suspect that there’s something wrong with their version of reality and that things weren’t meant to play out this way, especially when Mark utters the haunting line “who have I been praying to all this time?” That’s why I think The Mandela Catalogue is an effective piece of religious horror even if you don’t subscribe to the Christian worldview, as the mere idea of a world where evil has already won is a universally terrifying concept in and of itself. Not only that, but the series’ uncanny analog imagery alone is already worth the price of admission, as you’ve likely already noticed by looking at the pictures accompanying this article.

Why The Feature Adaptation Could Be Horror’s Next Big Success

It’s actually been a whole year since Kister first announced that he had been working on a feature-length screenplay for a Mandela Catalogue movie since 2022, with his proposed story following an ensemble of high-school graduates who uncover a supernatural conspiracy after the mysterious disappearance of a fellow student. This premise sounds similar to narrative elements present in the series’ second volume, but I’m pretty sure that Kister is going to go the Kane Parsons route and make the movie more of a spin-off than a re-imagining of its source material.

While notable Hollywood producers like Aaron B. Koontz, Scott Stuber, and Steven Spielberg himself are backing the upcoming project, I feel like there’s no one better to adapt this deeply personal exploration of faith and the dark side of communication than the person who first came up with it. That’s why I can’t wait to see Kister’s work on the big screen, as I have a feeling that this young filmmaker is the next one on the list about to make cinematic history – especially since this is clearly a passion project that has been in the works for years at this point!

That being said, there’s always a chance that the film could end up unleashing a fresh wave of Alternate incursions, but I guess that’s just a risk we’ll have to take.

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