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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark: 10 Things You Might Not Know!
From that fateful audition for a role as a horror hostess on a local Los Angeles television station in 1981, Cassandra Peterson’s alter ego quickly rose to become an international pop-culture phenomenon synonymous with Halloween and the double entendre. For over three decades the Elvira brand has been responsible for numerous films, TV appearances, commercials, specials, and endless merchandising, including yearly live shows at Knott’s Scary Farm since 1982. Last year saw Elvira’s appearance at the seasonal Halloween event take a final bow, though it by no means signals that Elvira’s hanging up her wig. With an autobiography and animated series in the works, Elvira won’t be retiring anytime soon, even though Peterson promises she will every few years or so.
Not that we’d want her to. The character of Elvira is the perfect contradiction that only someone of Peterson’s wit and grace could accomplish; the sexy vixen with the valley girl’s cadence and buxom curves that belies a strong, independent woman beneath. She never conforms to expectations and isn’t afraid to be herself. Between that fearlessness and her love of horror, it’s easy to see why she’s become an idol of many. In celebration of her enduring and fascinating career, here are 10 things you might not have known about the Mistress of the Dark:
House on Haunted Hill started her horror obsession
When Cassandra Peterson was in the second grade, her cousin took her to see House on Haunted Hill. It gave her nightmares for weeks, much to the dismay of her parents, but it also spurned a lifelong love for the genre. Vincent Price became her hero, so she started going through his catalog of films before moving on to Hammer horror and reading Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine. The film and its famous star would have such a lasting mark on Peterson that it’d influence much of her work; Elvira’s Haunted Hills was not only dedicated to Vincent Price, but it spoofed many of his films. On a larger scale, she considers Elvira to be a cross between Price and actress Mae West.
A horrific childhood accident helped create her trademark humor
When she was two years old, Peterson was playing in the kitchen and accidentally tipped over a pot of boiling water full of Easter eggs. It resulted in severe, third-degree burns that covered about 35% of her body and left her with visible scarring. That visible scarring, and her horror obsession, made her a target for bullying among children during her school years, some even creating songs about her being a monster. She developed her razor-sharp sense of humor as a coping mechanism, giving her the last laugh against her harassers considering how integral humor is to her career.
The accident is partially responsible for Elvira’s trademark dress

Elvira’s dress is so iconic that it remains an all-time best-selling costume during the costume season. The slinky black dress with a plunging neckline, cinched tight at the waist with a belt, and slit high on the thighs fits her sexy persona, but its design was far more practical than it would appear. With scarring covering 35% of her skin, that slinky dress covers just about every bit of skin sporting scar tissue from that childhood accident.
The irony behind Maila Nurmi’s lawsuit against Peterson’s Elvira
Maila Nurmi, the actress behind horror host Vampira, famously filed a lawsuit against Peterson, claiming that Peterson had stolen Vampira’s likeness in creation of the Elvira personality. That both borrow from Morticia Addams of The Addams Family also isn’t lost on many. What’s not so well known, though, is that Elvira’s final look wasn’t what Peterson really wanted, at least not in the first place. Peterson originally intended for Elvira to resemble Sharon Tate’s character from Fearless Vampire Killers; extremely pale and red-haired. The producers shot it down and insisted she go with an all-black look.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark was conceived as a hopeful back-door pilot for a sitcom on NBC

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark was funded by NBC and to be distributed by a company called New World. Peterson wrote the script with John Paragon, fellow alum of improv group The Groundlings and more recognizably Jambi the Genie from Pee-wee’s Playhouse. Being funded by NBC meant a lot of fighting for her vision, like whether or not to include teenagers in a film aimed at teenagers. When it came time for the film’s release, though, New World was in the middle of filing for bankruptcy so Elvira, Mistress of the Dark only made its way into 150 theaters. The sitcom on NBC never happened.
Her sitcom dream did happen in 1993. Almost.
When approached by a CBS TV executive, who wanted her to develop a weekly sitcom around Elvira, she quickly re-teamed with Paragon to create and write the sitcom. Veteran TV writer Anne Beatts came aboard the project, which likely gave CBS the impression they’d be getting a light-hearted comedy to appeal to a younger audience based on Beatts’ previous works. Clearly, they weren’t as familiar with Elvira as they thought who of course showcased her trademark boob jokes. The pilot was shot in front of a studio audience, and then it was presented to the studio execs. They hated it, freaking out over the amount of cleavage alone. The first full season order was canceled, and the pilot never aired.
She had a reality show

In 2007, Fox’s Reality channel on cable premiered The Search for the Next Elvira, a reality competition series where Peterson and two male Elvira impersonators judged auditions in the style of American Idol. The contestants competed in challenges where they would employ double entendres or sell Elvira products until it came down to an audience vote on the “unlucky 13” winner. April Wahlin was crowned the winner, a title that was meant to have brought the extra Halloween gigs that Peterson herself wasn’t able to fit into her schedule, but fans were unresponsive to the concept once in practice.
She’s not a fan of slasher movies, at all

Despite being a life-long horror fan and having hosted over 272 episodes of Movie Macabre, there’s one sub-genre of horror that Peterson can’t stand; the slasher. It’s not the blood and gore, as she’s a fan of gruesome horror. It’s that she prefers her horror to maintain a level of fantasy, stating that she feels having to employ the use of your imagination makes it all the more frightening. The film she finds the scariest is The Exorcist, because of the fantasy element. But as for slashers and home invasion movies? She considers that more in line with the nightly news, not horror.
We can thank Elvis Presley for Elvira
At the age of 17, Peterson was performing in Vegas as a showgirl, where she met Elvis. She went to his hotel room where they sat down together and sang while he played the piano. Enjoying her voice, he told her she didn’t belong in Vegas, that she should stop performing as a showgirl and pursue singing. Had it come from anyone else, Peterson might have balked. Instead, she heeded his advice and went to Europe to pursue a singing career. After landing acting gigs in Europe, she eventually returned to stateside to continue acting in Hollywood.
Vincent Price taught her how to cook fish in her dishwasher

Peterson eventually met and became friends with her childhood idol in the years before he passed. Price was almost as well known for his culinary legacy as he was his distinctive acting career, and imparted a recipe to Peterson for wrapping fish in aluminum and putting it in the dishwasher while the machine washed your dishes. When the cycle is done, the fish is perfectly steamed, at least according to Peterson. It’s the type of story that conveys an endearing friendship between two horror icons, both sporting a quick-witted humor.
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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later
College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.
Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.
Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.
To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character.

Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp
The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.
Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.
If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.
Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

Grace Jones in Vamp
Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.
As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.
Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp
Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.
In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.
The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partner “Squeak”, who looks like he was “fed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains”. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires.

Lisa Lyon in Vamp
If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.
Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.
The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of a “comic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong does” come true, and it is very enjoyable.



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