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[Butcher Block] Peter Jackson’s Gory Love Story ‘Dead Alive’!

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Butcher Block is a weekly series celebrating horror’s most extreme films and the minds behind them. Dedicated to graphic gore and splatter, each week will explore the dark, the disturbed, and the depraved in horror, and the blood and guts involved. For the films that use special effects of gore as an art form, and the fans that revel in the carnage, this series is for you.

Love is in the air this week, which means celebrating romance in horror. Not just any romance, though, but Peter Jackson’s splatstick love story between meek mama’s boy Lionel Cosgrove and hungry-for-love shopgirl Paquita Maria Sanchez. And the horde of undead by way of Skull Island Sumatran Rat-Monkey that stands between them, naturally. Without Peter Jackson’s zombie love story, we wouldn’t have Simon Pegg’s Shaun of the Dead, a zombie rom-com on which Dead Alive (Braindead in New Zealand) played a major influence. It also happens to be the 25th anniversary of the film, having released in the U.S. on February 12, 1993.

At its core, it’s a narrative about Lionel finally standing up to his overbearing mother, Vera, and confronting deep-seated guilt regarding his upbringing with the help of new lady love Paquita, a woman who believes they’re destined for each other thanks to a tarot reading. In other words, these two lovebirds are perfect for each other. When Vera sees her firm grip on her only son slipping away, she gets herself bitten by the Sumatran Rat-Monkey and begins rotting away, zombification taking root. Her bite wound squirting bloody puss into the pudding of her luncheon companion, eating it up and enjoying every disgusting bite, unaware that anything is amiss. It’s this gross-out scene that signals the extreme bloodbath that’s to come, but it still doesn’t quite prepare you for what Peter Jackson and creature and gore effects leader Richard Taylor unleash.

A practical effect haven that defied its low budget, Dead Alive showcased Peter Jackson’s talent for stop-motion animation, puppeteering, and a slew of creative gore effects. The Cosgrove household was built on a set four feet off the ground so that the special effects team could get underneath to puppeteer. As for the Rat-Monkey, there was no animal reference, just Peter Jackson dancing it out on camera for a visual reference point to create the frame by frame animation.

One of the film’s most infamous zombies is that of baby Selwyn, the zombie offspring between the zombie Nurse and zombie “I kick ass for the lord!” Father McGruder. A costume built for a two-year-old, that impressively, they actually talked a mother into letting their child wear for the film. My personal favorite zombie would be the puppet zombified entrails that become a huge nuisance for poor Lionel.

Quite possibly the bloodiest film of the decade, if not all time, the final climactic battle that culminates in one last showdown between Lionel and a monstrous Vero was said to have used nearly 80 gallons of fake blood, though this number is far too low to be anywhere close to accurate. The best sequence of the film, involving Lionel’s use of the lawnmower as a weapon, pumped in about 5 gallons per second. That alone would be impressive, but the lawnmower had real blades that were being fed wax limbs for the zombie slaughter effect. With that much blood covering nearly every surface, the floor had to have been extremely slippery. Which meant Richard Taylor, the only one brave enough to feed the lawnmower fake limbs, could have easily lost one of his own limbs with one slick misstep by either him or lead actor Timothy Balme as Lionel, the one wielding the lawnmower.

Dead Alive may be one of the greatest splatter comedies in existence, but it was one that took a long time to build an audience. It bombed at the box office, and while the memorable VHS cover art lured in devoted viewers, it was Jackson’s work on The Lord of the Rings trilogy (also with longtime effects partner Richard Taylor) that caused even more to seek out his older work. Though Jackson’s older work in gory horror superficially has little in common with his more recent visual spectacles, Dead Alive made it easy to see why Jackson was handed the reigns for J.R.R. Tolkien’s literary classic. Insanely creative with an uncanny ability to do so much with budgetary limitations, Dead Alive could’ve easily gotten away with its insane gore and blood-geyser effects. But Jackson wove in clever pathos with Lionel’s family history and a touching love story between Lionel and Paquita. Theirs is a bloody romance worth celebrating this Valentine’s Day.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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