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[It Came From the ’80s] Aliens, Space Slugs, and Zombies in ‘Night of the Creeps’

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With horror industry heavy hitters already in place from the 1970s, the 1980s built upon that with the rise of brilliant minds in makeup and effects artists, as well as advances in technology. Artists like Rick Baker, Rob Bottin, Alec Gillis, Tom Woodruff Jr., Tom Savini, Stan Winston, and countless other artists that delivered groundbreaking, mind-blowing practical effects that ushered in the pre-CGI Golden Age of Cinema. Which meant a glorious glut of creatures in horror. More than just a technical marvel, the creatures on display in ‘80s horror meant tangible texture that still holds up decades laterGrotesque slimy skin to brutal transformation sequences, there wasn’t anything the artists couldn’t create. It Came From the ‘80s is a series that will pay homage to the monstrous, deadly, and often slimy creatures that made the ‘80s such a fantastic decade in horror.

“The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is…they’re dead.”

Writer/Director Fred Dekker (The Monster Squad) takes the zombie horror comedy in a delightfully different direction from the outset; a spaceship chase sequence between gun-toting aliens results in an ejected experiment crash landing on Earth in 1959. That ejected cannister contains a slug, one that slithers into the mouth of a frat boy on a date under siege by an axe-wielding maniac. So, the opening sequence alone contains aliens, parasites, and an axe-murder befitting of a slasher.

Cut to 27 years later, where the infected frat boy has been kept frozen until a pair of college pledges are tasked with stealing a body from the med center as part of an initiation ritual they’re never actually meant to complete. Of course, they unfreeze the infected frat boy, and his corpse begins killing and spreading his slug-infection across the campus. The campus is preparing for their formal dance, unaware there’s a slug-zombie invasion taking root, save for Chris, J.C., and Detective Ray Cameron (Tom Atkins).

An homage to B-movies of the ‘50s, this low budget horror comedy boasted an impressive roster of upcoming special effects and makeup artists. Howard Berger, fresh off the Day of the Dead makeup crew, worked on Creep effects before moving on to work on countless important horror films like Evil Dead II, Intruder, Misery, Army of Darkness, and hundreds more. Robert Kurtzman, one of the now most recognizable names in horror makeup effects, was also a member of the Creeps team. The design of the creeps was handled by David B. Miller, an artist that also had a hand in makeup effects for A Nightmare on Elmstreet, A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, and more. So essentially, Night of the Creeps was a dream team of burgeoning talent capable of delivering exploding zombie heads full of slugs, zombified dogs and cats, charred corpses, and varying levels of slug-host decay.

Dekker included every cliché he could come up with, wrote the script in a week, and named the characters after every major horror director he could; Chris Romero, Cynthia Cronenberg, Ray Cameron, James Carpenter (J.C.) Cooper, Detective Landis, Sgt. Raimi, you name it, they were in there. While Chris and his friend J.C. were the underdog protagonists, Tom Atkins stole the show as Ray “Thrill Me” Cameron. The bridge between the 1959 opening scene and the modern-day zombie invasion, Cameron was the true hero.

Dekker mashed together alien invasions, zombies, and slasher films together into a horror comedy fitting of the ‘80s. It’s a mashup that ultimately works due to its sense of fun, but more so because of the cohesive work done by the special effects and makeup team. It’s a love letter to the genre full of memorable zombies, both human and animal, slithering slimy alien slugs, and explosive gore. Dekker’s intent to capture that ‘50s monster feel works because of the visual spectacle presented by the team of 11 or so artists that would soon after take the horror genre by storm. It wasn’t just content to give us one type of creature, but many. Aliens, space slugs, zombies, and memorable one-liners, Night of the Creeps has it all.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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