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Remember When ‘Beyond Re-Animator’ Begged You to “Move Your Dead Bones”?!

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Fifteen years ago, director Brian Yuzna (Society, Bride of Re-Animator) jumped back behind the camera to helm the third film in the Re-Animator saga that he’d begun with filmmaking partner Stuart Gordon so many years ago. That film, Beyond Re-Animator, did not go on to garner the same “classic” status as the previous films. This time out, Dr. Herbert West has found himself a new batch of warm bodies for his experiments once he’s let loose on a high security prison along with its ill-fated inmates and wardens. The final third descends into utter chaos as West’s lab rats (some quite literally) go berserk and set the stage for a brutal prison riot. Overall, Beyond is a fun time that certainly doesn’t reach the heights of its predecessors but still feels comfortably at home within the Re-Animator franchise. A fourth film to be directed by Gordon, House of Re-Animator, would have seen West taking over the Oval Office and then President Bush. That never came to fruition. Though, I’d be game to see what a West/Trump combo might look like.

While the critical and fan reception for Beyond may have been tepid, its legacy has been bolstered by one truly bizarre addition to the film’s home video release – a music video. For anyone who has witnessed this slice of head scratching Eurodance cross marketing, you’ve surely never forgotten it. “Move your dead bones, bones, bones. You’ll dance for the rest of your life. Re-Animate your feet!” That’s only but a small taste of the poetic lyricism on display here, folks. I’ll never forget perusing the special features on the Beyond Re-Animator DVD only to land on this obscure oddity, “Move Your Dead Bones.” The song is performed by none other than Dr. Re-Animator, naturally. It features a plethora of clips from the film itself interspersed with the overly suave Dr. Re-Animator dancing about in sexy-scrubs while waving around a hypodermic filled with reagent. For those who’ve been sleeping on this hidden gem for the last fifteen year – here, you’re more than welcome.

I’ve tried to find more information on just how something like this came to be, but there hasn’t been much luck in that department. What I did discover was just how deep the legacy of this particular song goes. Apparently, it became quite popular amongst the Furry community. For those not in the know of what a “Furry” is, Wikipedia breaks it down like this:

“The furry fandom is a subculture interested in fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions, speaking, walking on two legs, and wearing clothes.”

In 2005, an artist who presented herself under the pseudonym of Zarla and was only ever pictured as her avatar (a red fox) released a flash animation set to the tune of “Move Your Dead Bones.” In the strange clip that appears to be an ode to fan-fic, Zarla the Fox can can be seen dancing with various fictional characters from Silent Hill, Harry Potter, and Super Metroid. It took Arcturus Kirwin to help launch the clip’s popularity amongst other Furries. Arcturus has been a vocal member of the Furry community having developed and admined several of the community’s websites. She blogged about Zarla’s video on LiveJournal, it got reposted on the forums, and blew up from there.

The song has been performed live at several Furry conventions and continues to be popular amongst the fandom. I’ve got to admit, all of this came as quite the surprise to me when I set out to do my research for this track. Though, I remember having a friend who had no idea what Beyond Re-Animator was, yet he knew every word to “Move Your Dead Bones.” After the interesting things I discovered about him later, his knowledge of this song makes a whole lot of sense in retrospect. Annnnyway! In terms of the recording itself, I was able to uncover the David Lyme was the song’s writer/producer. Lyme had an extremely successful career throughout the late 80s/early 90s in the Italo-disco realm. He now writes music for other artists as well as promotional tracks for corporations. Perhaps he was hired by Fantastic Factory (Beyond’s production company) to craft a hit song to help market the film? We may never know. What will always ring true, though, is if I “give you some green color, you will ask for mo’. You will see that you never felt this way before!”

Alright, fiends – celebrate 15 years of Beyond Re-Animator and “move your dead bones!”

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Before ‘The Blair Witch Project’, ‘Alien Autopsy’ Showed How Real Found Footage Could Feel

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Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction

The line separating artist from con man is a lot thinner than you might initially believe. While I think we can all agree that lying for the sake of profit is actively malicious behavior, isn’t it also true that the faux documentary aspect of The Blair Witch Project is half the reason why that film became such a cultural phenomenon? After all, if there’s one thing filmmakers have in common with stage magicians, it’s that misleading and misdirecting audiences is simply part of the job.

That’s why I’ve developed a habit of mostly ignoring the moral quandaries behind many of film and television’s biggest “hoaxes” in favor of appreciating the narrative elements that drive productions like Mermaids: The Body Found and even Animal Planet’s highly underrated The Cannibal in the Jungle. However, if there’s a definitive case of a highly publicized broadcast fooling the world into taking it seriously, it has to be Fox’s infamous 1995 TV special Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction.

It’s been over three decades since that eerie footage first haunted television screens right at the peak of the ’90s ufology craze, and in that time, the video has taken on a life of its own. From countless parodies and references in everything from The X-Files to Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater (as well as John Dower’s recently released tell-all documentary The Alien Autopsy Scandal, which I’d highly recommend to genre fans everywhere), there’s no denying the legacy of the Alien Autopsy video. However, I rarely see the tape discussed as what it truly is: a highly convincing found footage film directed by a passionate stage magician and brought to life by masterful practical effects work.

That’s why I’d like to invite readers to join me on a deep dive into one of the most infamous broadcasts of all time in an attempt to reevaluate the footage as a fascinating narrative experience rather than a complete hoax.

The TV Special That Convinced Millions It Was Real

Ray Santilli next to Extraterrestrial replica in ‘The Alien Autopsy Scandal’

For starters, regardless of whether or not you believe that there was in fact an extraterrestrial crash in Roswell during the summer of 1947 and that some form of autopsy was performed on the victims, the producers behind the black & white recordings, Ray Santilli and Gary Shoefield, insist that their video was a “restoration.” Though I’d argue that the proper word is “remake”of genuine footage that was too damaged to air on television. That’s why the duo went on to recruit filmmaker and eccentric magician Spyros Melaris and sculptor/monster designer John Humphreys to bring their version of the autopsy to life and sell it to the highest bidder.

This is where the story of the Alien Autopsy as a narrative experience really begins. Melaris claims that his approach to the faux recording consisted of striving for extreme period accuracy in both shooting equipment and setting while also planting subtle details that would initially seem like mistakes but could later be revealed to actually fit the time period. That being said, the filmmaker was under the impression that the short would be released for free as a PR stunt, with the team later producing and selling an informative documentary chronicling exactly how the footage was faked and commenting on how easy it is to manipulate public perception with a good old-fashioned magic trick.

This obviously isn’t how things went down, and that’s likely the reason why Melaris has since distanced himself from everyone else involved with the project. Yet, no amount of behind-the-scenes drama can undermine the genuine effort that went into making the short as impressive as it is. From the sourcing of real animal organs from a local butcher to make the organic part of the creature more lifelike to the highly detailed sculpt that made use of a hollowed-out underlayer that could be filled with fake blood and assorted viscera, there’s a reason why so many Hollywood specialists are still impressed with the artistry on display here.

Of course, the believability is only half the story, as I think that the best part of the autopsy is how Melaris builds on the existing tension by obscuring certain details and often embracing the chaos of what a real examination of extraterrestrial life could feel like. The camera often goes out of focus at just the right time to make certain effects hit even harder, and we can only speculate as to what the hazmat-suited doctors are gesticulating about during the operation. There’s a real air of mystery to the whole thing that almost makes it feel like a cosmically terrifying, cursed film containing forbidden knowledge that civilians were never meant to see.

So when Fox’s Fact or Fiction brings in the specialists to comment on the film and its otherworldly subject, it’s no surprise that we end up with one of the most memorable mockumentaries of all time – albeit one where the participants are unaware that the footage they’re commenting on is basically a large-scale practical joke. A joke that the network was obviously in on, as many participants claim that the TV special cut out significant portions where guests point out that they believe the footage to be an elaborate hoax.

The Lasting Impact of the Hoax Turned Cultural Event

Regardless, I remember going to bed terrified after watching reruns of the special and thinking about the respected pathologist who claimed that the body was almost certainly inhuman, with even effects maestro Stan Winston commenting on how difficult it would be to recreate some of these visuals through practical puppetry. That’s not even mentioning Jonathan Frakes’ dramatic hyping up of the disturbing imagery as if he was talking about the tape from The Ring, with his spooky demeanor here likely being responsible for his later role as the host of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction a few years later.

Personally, I’d argue that the Alien Autopsy phenomenon had just as much of an impact on me as a horror fan as The Blair Witch Project, a film that was almost certainly influenced by the success of this immensely popular hoax (to the point where they even produced their own TV special commenting on Heather’s found footage). Even if Fox didn’t intend to produce a narrative feature about the aftermath of the Roswell crash, the end product still holds up remarkably well as a highly entertaining mockumentary exploring the idea that we may not be alone in the universe.

While neither Santilli nor the rest of the production team has ever commented on this, I also think it’s very likely that the idea of a faux Alien Autopsy could have been influenced by Dean Alioto’s The McPherson Tape/UFO Abduction. I’ve already written about how this granddaddy of found footage was co-opted by rogue ufologists who began selling bootlegs of the tape at conventions as if it were real evidence of a close encounter, so it’s not that much of a stretch to imagine that Santilli and company could have heard about this phenomenon and been inspired to come up with their own highly profitable hoax.

At the end of the day, it’s unlikely that the Alien Autopsy film is recreating any real footage from Roswell, but I can still appreciate the short and the accompanying television event as a standalone horror story that still influences the way we see found footage to this very day.

After all, the possibility that something could be real is often much scarier than finding out for sure – and that’s why I think Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction is still worth revisiting three decades down the line.

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