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Why “Inside No. 9” is the Greatest Show You’re Not Watching

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Unless you’re from the U.K., there’s a good chance this British anthology series has slipped past your notice. It likely doesn’t help that it’s a series more steeped in dark comedy than outright horror. But the dark comedy tends to get really, really dark, and the uncanny talent that series creators Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton have for misdirection ranks right up there with some of the best scares in horror. Each episode is a different story with different characters, starring Shearsmith, Pemberton, or both, and are all self-contained 30-minute episodes. The only thing that links the episodes, aside from the stars/creators, is that each episode takes place inside a No. 9 – a flat, mansion, house, etc. The creators have also snuck a tiny knick-knack into each episode for eagle-eyed fans.

The tone also varies by episode, too, though they’re usually all grounded by extremely dark humor. Some are more gothic, some learn toward slapstick, some are overtly horror, and some get so dark with the humor that it’s demented. Meaning, that even when it’s not a horror-centric episode, Inside No. 9 is genre enough to appeal to horror fans. Shearsmith and Pemberton have mastered the art of the twist, continuing to deliver unexpected turns in the narrative with every episode. Their live Halloween special that aired on BBC Two, “Dead Line,” was nothing short of brilliance in both creativity, technical planning, and execution. Fans of Ghostwatch will definitely want to seek this episode out.

Luckily, you can watch “Dead Line,” and all four seasons with a BritBox streaming subscription if you live outside of the U.K. Hulu currently has the first two seasons, available as well. Because these episodes aren’t connected, you can pick and choose the episodes at whim or watch in order. In addition to “Dead Line,” these five episodes will reel you into the magic of Inside No. 9.


The Harrowing

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The final episode of season one is a gothic nightmare for Katy, a babysitter hired to look after the disabled brother, Andras, of Hector (Shearsmith) and Helen while they attend an event elsewhere. Their sprawling mansion is kept below freezing for whatever it is that ails Andras, and the walls are adorned with paintings of Hell. Before Hector and Helen leave, they tell Katy not to go upstairs. As if the creepy atmosphere isn’t enough, Katy is further freaked out by Andras’ ringing of his bell from somewhere upstairs after his siblings leave. Something is indeed Hellish and ominous happening, but it still doesn’t go where you’d expect.


The Trial of Elizabeth Gadge

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The third episode of season two relies more on dark comedy for most of the runtime as poor Elizabeth Gadge is put on trial for witchcraft in her 17th century village. Shearsmith and Pemberton play the witchfinders that have put her on trial, intending to burn her at the stake if found guilty. Accused by her own daughter and son-in-law, Elizabeth’s trial becomes more of a comedy of errors. Until it’s not. This Salem witch trial segues from hilarious to twisted fast, in a great way.


Séance Time

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If you enjoyed “The Harrowing,” then you’ll love this one as well. It begins with Tina, a woman arriving at a Victorian house for a séance. It escalates quickly when the séance succeeds at invoking evil spirits, some that have set their sights on Tina. The moment Tina becomes too scared witless, everyone lets her in on a secret; she was set up for a hidden camera prank show Scaredy Cam. The actors and crew reset for their next victim, only it doesn’t go quite so well this time. Once again Shearsmith and Pemberton allows the audience to get comfortable with laughs before pulling the rug out from under them.


The Devil of Christmas

The season three premiere brought one of the best Christmas specials of all time. Styling itself as a ‘70s TV special, this episode sees a family arrive at an Alpine chalet on holiday but are soon under siege by the threatening spirit of Krampus. The voice over narrations soon makes it clear, though, that this is a story within a story. Krampus suddenly seems like a cuddly teddy bear compared to the bleak, demented reveal of what this episode’s true end game is about.


To Have and To Hold

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Sometimes the most unsettling horror doesn’t come from the supernatural, but the reality-based horrors lurking in humanity. Most of this season four episode plays out like an emotional, but funny, drama. Pemberton plays Adrian, a man looking to reconnect with his wife Harriet after 20 years of marriage. The dull and milquetoast Adrian doesn’t trust his wife from a fling she had in the past, and she’s determined to revive their sex life. Debt also complicated their marriage. Even still, you root for this couple to make it work, and feel happiness when Harriet seems to bring that spark of love back. Of course, this is Inside No. 9., and the truth behind this couple is one hell of a nasty twist. You can’t convince me this isn’t horror.

For those that have seen Inside No. 9, which episodes are your favorite?

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon, SeriesFest, and Popcorn Frights Film Fest.

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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later

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Grace Jones and Dedee Pfeiffer in Vamp

College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.

Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.

Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.

To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character. 

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Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp

The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.

Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.

If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.

Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

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Grace Jones in Vamp

Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.

As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.

Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

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Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp

Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.

In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.

The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partnerSqueak, who looks like he wasfed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires. 

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Lisa Lyon in Vamp

If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.

Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.

The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of acomic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong doescome true, and it is very enjoyable.

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