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[It Came From the ‘80s] Lo Pan and His Horde of Mystical Monsters in ‘Big Trouble in Little China’

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With horror industry heavy hitters already in place from the 1970s, the 1980s built upon that with the rise of brilliant minds in makeup and effects artists, as well as advances in technology. Artists like Rick Baker, Rob Bottin, Alec Gillis, Tom Woodruff Jr., Tom Savini, Stan Winston, and countless other artists that delivered groundbreaking, mind-blowing practical effects that ushered in the pre-CGI Golden Age of Cinema. Which meant a glorious glut of creatures in horror. More than just a technical marvel, the creatures on display in ‘80s horror meant tangible texture that still holds up decades laterGrotesque slimy skin to brutal transformation sequences, there wasn’t anything the artists couldn’t create. It Came From the ‘80s is a series that will pay homage to the monstrous, deadly, and often slimy creatures that made the ‘80s such a fantastic decade in horror.

John Carpenter’s Big Trouble in Little China doesn’t fit squarely into the horror box, but it is a genre mashup that Carpenter has described as “action/adventure/comedy/kung fu/ghost story/monster movie.” He reteams with perennial favorite Kurt Russell once again, but this time Russell is the comedic relief as truck driver Jack Burton, a guy with a lot of bravado who isn’t as competent as he thinks. It’s his friend Wang Chi (Dennis Dun) who’s the true hero of this story. As for plot, it’s an epic journey that sees the pair working together with allies to reclaim Wang’s fiancée, Miao Yin, from the evil clutches of ancient sorcerer and his supernatural henchmen beneath Chinatown.

At this point in his career, his 11th feature, Carpenter was well versed in working with special effects-heavy films. With films like The Thing, Christine, and Starman under his belt, he had a strong grasp of how effects worked (or sometimes didn’t), which made him an appealing director to work with for visual effects master Richard Edlund (Raiders of the Lost Ark, Poltergeist) and his effects company Boss Films (Ghostbusters, Fright Night). The special effects team was stacked with Boss Films alumni like Screaming Mad George, Steve Johnson, and many more. It’s a good thing the talent was stacked, as the budget was fairly low for a such an effect driven film, and Carpenter bumped up the production timeline once he learned The Golden Child, a film with similar themes, had been scheduled to release the same time as Big Trouble in Little China. He knew Eddie Murphy was a huge box office draw and wanted to get ahead of the competition.

The mystical voyage to save Miao Yin saw Wang, Jack, ally Egg Shen (Victor Wong) encountering mighty warriors The Three Storms – Rain, Thunder, and Lightning, who all came with their own special effect requirements thanks to their unique weather manipulating abilities and a literal explosion from anger. But it was David Lo Pan (James Hong) himself and his watchful floating eyes, the Chinese Wildman, and a barely seen Sewer Monster that required a large special makeup effects and creature effects crew.

For a large part of the film, Lo Pan appears as a withered, decrepit old man. The look was designed, created, and applied by Steve Johnson, and required 10 overlapping facial appliances, a shoulder hump, and thin hand-punched hair to make Hong look so ancient. His transition into the more spry, mystical sorcerer was unique – it wasn’t the typical monster transition but one of light that burned from the inside out. It meant the team had to create a molded dummy head of Lo Pan lit with a 1000-watt bulb to emit the bright light. It also meant that they had to shoot it quickly, as the bulb was so hot it’d start to burn the dummy head, causing smoke.

The Chinese Wildman is a sort of equivalent to the sasquatch, and Carpenter envisioned the creature to look like a cross between a wolf and Nosferatu. Visual effects art director George Jenson went through at least a dozen drawings trying to achieve the look Carpenter wanted, and eventually nailed it thanks to a photo of a mummy he found in a National Geographic magazine. From there, the drawing was passed to Steve Johnson to create a sculpture. Kevin Brennan and Theresa Burkett built a suite based on that. The strange look of the creature combined with his loose-cannon persona makes him one of the more interesting movie monsters. He’s supposed to be Lo Pan’s henchmen, but true to his name he tends to behave on impulse.

The most extensive creature, in terms of time, required manpower, and budget, is surprisingly the floating watchful eye that the good guys encounter in the caverns below Lo Pan’s lair. It required animatronics, numerous puppeteers and operators working in tandem, bladders, and a ton of varying eyeballs. And still, the movie’s most intriguing creature is the one that’s barely shown at all; the Sewer Monster.

Appearing out of nowhere, from the bowels of the sewer system, the monster pops out nowhere and snatches up on of lesser heroes heading to battle Lo Pan. Inspired by anglerfish, Screaming Mad George sculpted the creature and oversaw its creation and operation. It was a massive creature on a track with steel understructure and an actor inside that meant the victim had to stand at a safe distance so the creature didn’t actually hit him; it would’ve been like getting plowed by a hefty piece of machinery. Screaming Mad George added mechanized human legs that attached to the creature actor’s head, so when the actor shook his head the legs would emulate the swallowed victim kicking around. It was a creature that was meant to be featured more in the film, but its size and difficult maneuverability likely contributed to its trimmed appearance.

Perhaps due to the major hype surrounding Aliens, which was released only 16 days after, Big Trouble in China didn’t fare as well at the box office despite massively positive test screenings. It’s a shame, considering what a wild ride it is, and how well it holds up. Naturally, it’s since developed a massive following that’s resulted in board games, comic books, and merchandise in recent years and solidified a place in pop culture iconography.

Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earthquakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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