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[Editorial] Ernest Dickerson’s Gonzo Horror Film ‘Bones’ Deserves a Cult Following

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After watching the excellent documentary Horror Noire on Shudder, I came away with a hefty number of films to check out. That’s always the sign of a good documentary about movies. Of particular interest was the 2001 film Bones, directed by Ernest Dickerson — who hit a horror home run with Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight in the ‘90s — and starring Snoop Dogg as the titular ghost. What I expected was a solid haunted house flick with the potential for a few memorable death scenes.

What I got was much, much more.

Bones is centered around Jimmy Bones, a powerful but benevolent gangster who ends up being murdered and returning from the grave to seek his revenge. No, the story isn’t the most inventive one ever told — in fact, it’s deliberately paying homage to the classic blaxploitation horror film J.D.’s Revenge — but this is one of those instances where the story needs to be easily understood and accessible in order for the audience to buy into the nutty shenanigans that are going to take place. And oh, my fellow horror fiends, you can’t get much nuttier than what you get in Bones.

It almost seems like Dickerson tricked New Line Cinema into making a movie that has far more in common with expressionistic Italian horror than blaxploitation. Considering that Dickerson is an avowed fan of filmmakers like Michele Soavi and Mario Bava, it’s not hard to make this theory believable. An easy marker of this belief is the color of blood in the film. It’s the same painterly red that you’d find in Suspiria. Bones disregards any kind of grounded reality in favor of showcasing madcap comic book terrors a la Creepshow. Settings will be bathed in light that’s the color of Herbert West’s re-animation elixir and it’s simply because it looks cool. We rarely get this kind of formalistic approach to horror in mainstream cinema anymore, and seeing it in Bones was so refreshing.

Not to mention the outright deranged setups for various scares and deaths in the film. This is the kind of movie where two characters are killed off-screen, and their blood splatters onto a wall in the shape of two perfect human silhouettes. If that is going to be too ridiculous for you, then Bones is not going to be your jam. But for me? I couldn’t get enough of the absurdist nature that Dickerson was playing with. This is a movie where a demonic dog rocket-barfs an unimaginable amount of maggots onto a person’s face. And then maggots start raining down on a bunch of club-goers. Oh, did I forget to mention that the dog’s face had morphed into the face of Jimmy Bones right before he worm-cannon puked on a guy?

There is a gleeful abandon to Bones that’s nearly alien in the horror landscape of today. For example, Jimmy shows up to a bar in order to kill one of his murderers. But, before doing so, he slices into a pool table with his trademarked butterfly knife. And the pool table bleeds. No reason is given other than it sets a ghoulish mood and it’s just a neat idea. While there are more understandable effects moments — Jimmy’s body slowly regenerates each time that maggot-puking dog eats and it’s a great bit of time-lapse work — this isn’t a film that’s interested in simulating reality. All it cares about is delivering zany concepts in the most indelible ways possible.

And while the script might not be the tightest or most innovative screenplay ever, it’s bolstered by a solid cast that totally jives with the heightened tone of the picture. Snoop Dogg brings his recognizable swagger to the role of Jimmy Bones, exuding an aura of nonchalance that makes the character instantly appealing. We also get the unflappable Pam Grier as Jimmy’s old flame, Pearl. Grier is the kind of actress that always brings her A-game and Bones is no exception. There’s also a sturdy turn from Clifton Powell (Deep Rising) as one of Jimmy’s old friends. Also, a very early turn from Katharine Isabelle, and seeing her in a movie is always a plus.

If Bones had been made in the ‘80s, I think it would garner the same kind of cult love that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, From Beyond, or Night of the Comet gets. It’s such a gonzo celebration of the audacity of horror — this article was almost a laundry list of the film’s wacko moments but I don’t want to spoil all the fun — and it deserves to be appreciated like other flawed but ultimately fun flicks in the genre. If there was ever a horror movie that warrants a warm embrace from horror fans, it’s Bones.

On a related note, check out the brand new documentary Horror Noire on Shudder to see more about Bones and many other excellent films!

Drew Dietsch has been professionally writing about film and entertainment for over a decade. His bylines include FANDOM -- where he was a founding contributor and Entertainment Editor -- Bloody Disgusting, SYFY WIRE, Atom Insider, CHUD, Crooked Marquee and more. He created and hosts GenreVision, a weekly film discussion show at genrevision.com.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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