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High-Rise Horror: Examining the ‘Halloween II’ That Never Was

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Halloween II

It was never guaranteed that Halloween was going to have a sequel. When it was released in 1978, sequels were much more of a rarity. The eras of the Universal and Hammer films had come and gone, so horror franchises as we think of them were almost non-existent. This, of course, was the calm before the storm for studio franchises in general. Colossal hits like Jaws, Star Wars and Superman had sequels either released or in production by the end of the decade. Producer Irwin Yablans never seemed to care about the rarity of the independent horror sequel, believing early on that if Halloween was successful, he would want to capitalize on that success, which certainly makes sense from a business perspective.

Of course, Halloween wasn’t a colossal hit right away. Far from it, in fact. As many involved have famously said, it pretty much bombed when it first opened and was met with mostly negative reviews. Its success happened slowly, little by little, through word of mouth, to the point that most people—especially John Carpenter, who had already moved on assuming it had come and gone—were incredibly surprised to hear how well it was doing.

It looks like sometime during that peak of box office success with 1979 re-releases and reviews that actually saw the film for the genuinely effective chiller that it was, that talk began of a sequel. Initially, John Carpenter was courted to direct, which only makes sense. He was a young working director. Even the original Halloween was simply a gig for him. He wasn’t sold on the idea of returning to something he had just done, at least as a director, and so he went on to helm Elvis and The Fog instead. But of course, he and Debra Hill agreed to write and produce the film, even if Carpenter didn’t direct it.

The rest, you’d think, would be history. We know John Carpenter and Debra Hill wrote Halloween II and we know that Carpenter didn’t direct it, passing the torch to Rick Rosenthal instead. That all matches up with the sequel as we know it. Apparently, though, sometime during that early stage of development, there was a detour that is—by all accounts—incredibly intriguing.

Halloween II

In the Monster Invasion for Fangoria #7, a blurb noted that Carpenter and Hill were at work on the screenplay for Halloween II, though the plot setup that’s given is completely different from the film we eventually got. This blurb described Halloween II as being set years after the events of the original, with a much more cautious Laurie Strode now living in a high-rise apartment with incredibly tight security.

Of course, for Fango fans, the Monster Invasion was always notorious for dropping details on movies that never happened or turned out completely different, so this proposed Halloween II is in good company. Usually, that wasn’t the fault of Fangoria so much as it had to do with movies going through drastic changes, especially in early development. At the time, Debra Hill confirmed that this was a plan, at least for a while. In fact, not only were they toying with the idea of Halloween II in a high-rise, but they planned to shoot the film in 3D. Interestingly enough, the 3D concept would be revisited decades later with the also-unmade Todd Farmer/Patrick Lussier Halloween 3D, a planned sequel to the two Rob Zombie films.

Irwin Yablans also confirmed in an interview in Fangoria#8, that this was a plan for the sequel. At the time of that 1980 interview, it seemed like the only plan, and it most certainly appears that he was the one behind this particular concept in the first place. He also added that the sequel would not be set in Haddonfield and would instead see Laurie in a new town several years later, and that Donald Pleasence would return as Loomis. Whether or not he would have been living in the apartment building as well is unclear.

Beyond that, almost nothing is known about the project except that it never happened, that they couldn’t break the story from that initial hook and instead made the decision to set the sequel moments after the original film, rather than years. Still, there are some incredibly interesting things to be found just in the concept alone. First and foremost, we have to address how close this sounds to a movie that Carpenter had already made. Just before filming Halloween, Carpenter directed the TV horror film Someone’s Watching Me, which was essentially an update of Rear Window for the late ‘70s. It centered on a woman being stalked by a killer in a high-rise apartment building.

It’s a little surprising that Carpenter would not only want to tackle this concept having already done it, but that he would try to do it so soon after. This is purely speculation, of course, but there could be a couple of reasons for that. The first might be that—while Halloween was certainly a cheap and fast independent movie—Someone’s Watching Me was a TV film on a very limited budget and schedule, and it’s possible that he felt there was a way to improve upon the concept and what he’d already done in this potential sequel. Having said that, Someone’s Watching Me is definitely one of the director’s most underrated efforts and everyone should check it out if they haven’t seen it.

The other train of thought could be that Carpenter has always been extremely vocal about never being all that enthusiastic about making a sequel to Halloween in the first place. It’s entirely possible that, not being all that excited about it, he just wanted to return to a concept he had already made and made pretty well. As evidenced by both screenplays for Halloween and Halloween II, Carpenter is a very cinematically minded writer. Having just directed Someone’s Watching Me, it’s possible that he landed on a concept that he had just shot successfully, that he knew how to troubleshoot so that he could help the new director out if they needed it. But of course, we have no idea for sure.

It’s also possible that this version of the story never evolved beyond Yablans’ initial idea at all. When asked about the high-rise plot synopsis in Fangoria #14, Carpenter shot it down—not as a rumor, but as simply saying that his script took a different approach from the previous version and would be set on the same night as the original film.

As for the 3D element, that’s not all that surprising as it was just seeing a surge in popularity at the time, though it wouldn’t really be utilized as much in the genre until around 1982/1983 with features like Jaws 3-D, Amityville 3D and Friday the 13th Part 3D. Had it been made, Halloween II in 3D would have beaten all of those sequels to the punch. At the time it was in production, the 3D resurgence had only begun with less remembered movies like Comin’ At Ya. In an interview in Fangoria #15, Hill said, “We investigated a number of 3-D processes for Halloween, but they were far too expensive for this particular project. Also, most of the projects we do involve a lot of night shooting—evil lurks at night. It’s hard to do that in 3-D.”

In that same interview, Hill also revealed that she herself was courted to direct the film before deciding against it. According to Fangoria #15, she said, “I didn’t really want to start with a sequel to a John Carpenter film. I’d like to start with an original.” Halloween’s production designer/editor Tommy Lee Wallace was also approached by Carpenter and Hill to direct, but wound up turning it down and directed the next sequel instead.

Halloween 2 Michael Myers

Most surprisingly, though, is how similar this concept sounds to the Halloween sequel we just received last year, especially going off the emphasis that the story was meant to take place years later. Whether Laurie would have been hiding out from Michael or waiting for him, it clearly suggests a story of someone deeply affected by trauma only to have the face of their trauma return for them.

In fact, it almost sounds like the inverse of 2018’s Halloween, because that film showcased a beaten-down Laurie defined by her fear who was taking absolutely no chances, fortifying her house and arming herself to the teeth. From the sound of it, it seems as if this incarnation of Laurie would have instead relied on the security of the building to protect her—which would obviously fail, one can assume—before being drawn into a game of cat-and-mouse once again. Ultimately, we can’t say for sure one way or the other. But while the idea of Michael Myers stalking a high-rise apartment was seriously considered, it does not appear that it was ever actually written.

Nonetheless, it’s fun to speculate on an entirely different version of Halloween II from what we eventually got, as much a fan of that movie as I actually am. There’s hardly any concrete information on it, so it allows the imagination to run wild with possibilities. It’s far from the first sequel even in this franchise to completely scrap one concept in favor of another. Dennis Etchison’s script for Halloween 4 is a part of Halloween history at this point, and a script also leaked some time ago for Halloween 666: The Origin by Phil Rosenberg.

Eventually, Carpenter and Hill went back to the drawing board and decided the easiest way to carry on the Halloween story was simply to pick up from the moment the first film ended. No matter what we could have seen, it wound up being a smart choice, with the audience dropped back into that fateful night, feeling as though no time had passed at all. Few sequels had ever done that before, and many sequels since have tried to copy that template, with varying results.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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