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From ‘Maniac Cop’ to ‘The Stuff’: 10 Must-Watch Films from the Late Larry Cohen
We now live in a time where our horror heroes that shaped the genre as we know it today and delivered so many beloved classics are starting to pass away with alarming regularity. And it freaking blows. Among the latest of our fallen heroes is Larry Cohen, a prolific screenwriter, producer, B-movie auteur, and absolute rebel when it came to independent filmmaking.
Though known for lower budget films, his social satire was razor sharp. Cohen was fearless when it came to making his movies; his inventive and guerilla-style meant bypassing the normal process of acquiring permits and permission. If you haven’t already, check out the documentary King Cohen (on Shudder) to get an idea of what Cohen contributed not just to horror, but film in general.
From there, add these 10 great Cohen films to your watch list.
A Return to Salem’s Lot

As a follow up to Tobe Hooper’s Salem’s Lot, this one will ruffle a lot of feathers. It’s a bit of a mess. But it is absolutely bonkers in every way, and pure Larry Cohen. So, go into this one ignoring everything about its predecessor and its ties to Stephen King’s novel. It opens with a sort of Cannibal Holocaust scene that introduces us to our lead Joe, an amoral anthropologist played by Cohen’s perennial favorite Michael Moriarty. Joe heads back to his hometown of Salem’s Lot with his estranged teen son in tow to find that it’s long been taken over by vampires who breed cattle for food and humans for slaves. They want Joe to pen their vampire bible. And there’s also a Nazi hunter as a sort of Van Helsing type. The American flag is used as a stake to impale a vampire, for crying out loud. And vampire pregnancy is even a thing. This movie is nuts. I can’t exactly say it’s good, but it’s so very unapologetically Cohen.
God Told Me To

A New York City detective investigates a series of murders, mass shootings, and violent acts where the perpetrator reveals their motive as simply, “God told me to.” The true culprit is a cult leader with psychic powers, but it gets far more bizarre and sci-fi than that. Written, directed, and produced by Larry Cohen, it stars Tony Lo Bianco as the main detective and Richard Lynch as the cult leader. Andy Kaufman makes his first film appearance as a possessed cop. Cohen drew inspiration for this film from the bible, as he considered God to be one of the most violent characters in it. God Told Me To was originally distributed by Roger Corman’s New World Pictures, where it didn’t fare as well or find an audience until much later.
It’s Alive

Written, directed, and produced by Cohen, It’s Alive ranks among the more recognizable titles from the auteur. Set in Los Angeles, the Davis are expecting their second child, though it’d taken years to conceive as housewife Lenore was on contraceptives. When the due date arrives, their baby is revealed to be monstrous with fangs and a penchant for homicide. Despite the doctor doing his best to snuff out the baby’s life, it escapes and the hunt begins to find the murderous infant. Pure Cohen in that it’s that unique blend of schlock horror meets relevant commentary. In this case, it’s a reflection on how a baby’s environment has a direct effect on its outcome. But it’s also a fun creature feature with effects by Rick Baker.
The Stuff

Are you eating it or is it eating you? Written and directed by Cohen, The Stuff is a marshmallow/yogurt like substance from the Earth that’s harvested and marketed as a no calorie treat. It’s the latest craze. The only problem is that the Stuff happens to be a parasite that turns its consumer into a zombie-like creature. Luckily saboteur Mo Rutherford (Michael Moriarty) and Chocolate Chip Charlie (Garrett Morris) are hired by the pillars of the ice cream industry to get to the bottom of things. Though the commentary and consumerism of junk food are thinly veiled, it’s endearingly goofy and funny. Plus, Moriarty once again nails the eccentric and unlikely protagonist, “The name’s Mo Rutherford. They call me that ’cause when people give me money, I always want mo’.”
Q: The Winged Serpent

Q is the precise type of film with a backstory just as interesting as the film itself. The premise follows a pair of detectives investigating a series of ritualistic Aztec murders. Meanwhile, a giant winged beast is terrorizing the city, and small-time crook Jimmy Quinn knows where the nest is. Stop motion animated giant serpents, and a bizarre odd couple team up between the quirky Jimmy (played by Moriarty, of course) and Detective Shepard (David Carrandine) make for a fun time. What’s most impressive is that Cohen threw this film together in a matter of days; he was fired from a bigger budget production shooting in New York and decided not to waste the hotel room he’d paid for by shooting his own movie.
Maniac Cop

Maniac Cop is the fantastic collaboration between Cohen and William Lustig (Maniac), and the beginning of a trilogy. Cohen wrote and produced, and Lustig directed. A mysterious killer dressed in a police uniform starts a murder spree in New York City that leaves Officer Jack Forrest (Bruce Campbell) as the main suspect. Only his mistress and fellow officer Theresa Mallory (Laurene Landon) and Detective Lieutenant Frank McCrae (Tom Atkins) believe he’s innocent. The true killer is undead Officer Matthew Cordell (Robert Z’Dar) out for vengeance. Lustig, Cohen, Campbell, and Atkins all together in one movie? Yes, please.
Maniac Cop 2

Cohen and Lustig team up again in this sequel, picking up sometime after the survivors of the previous film have pieced their lives back together. Too bad Officer Cordell is back, even more decayed and angry than before. This time he’s teamed up with a serial killer, Steven Turkell (Leo Rossi). The baton is passed to a new set of protagonists to contend with Cordell’s wrath. This sequel ups the ante on action sequences, violence, and pacing, making it maybe even better than the first film. Of course, like many early 90s films, Maniac Cop 2 also boasts a theme rap to close out the movie.
The Ambulance

Cohen loved to take benign things like babies and junk food and make them objects of horror, and this time he tried his hand at ambulances. Eric Roberts stars as an aspiring comic book artist who finds himself in the midst of a conspiracy when the girl he’s hitting on collapses and gets carried away by ambulance. When he follows up, hoping to seal the deal on a date, there’s no record of her at any hospital. He discovers her roommate disappeared as well in an eerily similar way. The further he investigates the strange ambulance behind the disappearances, Detective Frank Spencer (James Earl Jones) thwarts him at every turn, not believing there’s anything amiss. There’s a lot of humor here and Roberts makes for a strong lead. The best part might be Stan Lee’s cameo in an era long before it was the norm.
Phone Booth

Once upon a time, Cohen talked about doing a movie in a phone booth with his friend Alfred Hitchcock. It never happened, but eventually he did write a screenplay that would revolve around a man, Stu, being pinned in one by a sniper, who calls Stu over the booth’s phone to extort him. That movie was Phone Booth, directed by Joel Schumacher and starring Colin Farrell, Kiefer Sutherland, Forest Whitaker, Katie Holmes, and Radha Mitchell. Which means that it’s quite likely Cohen’s most high-profile film. It’s also pretty good, playing out in real time with serious suspense.
Masters of Horror “Pick Me Up”

Alright, this one isn’t feature length, but it is a great entry in the Masters of Horror anthology series that aired during the first season. Bearing Cohen’s sense of humor, the plot follows two serial killers embroiled in a turf war. One, Wheeler (Michael Moriarty), picks up hitchhikers and kills them; the other is Walker (Warren Kole), a hitchhiker who slays whoever picks him up. Get it? Wheeler and Walker? Ha. Poor Stacia (Fairuza Balk) causes the war between the two to escalate when she enters their lives. Great satire, and Moriarty’s performance is captivating. As usual. Look for other Cohen favorites in cameos, too.
Comics
10 Great EC Comics Stories Not Adapted for ‘Tales from the Crypt’
Tales from the Crypt has been influential in keeping EC Comics alive in the public conscience, even after going off the air thirty years ago. That classic horror show pulled from multiple stables within the iconic comic publisher, but it also didn’t adapt everything. Even the ones the producers did pick weren’t always faithfully retold on screen.
So while it might seem like Tales from the Crypt covered plenty of EC Comics’ works, a lot still remains unadapted.
These ten great stories would have made fine additions to the series.
“Bats in My Belfry!” (Tales from the Crypt)

When an actor named Harry began to lose his hearing, a friend put him in contact with a special “doctor”. After receiving the gift of super-hearing—a taxidermist implanted a bat’s auditory system inside of Harry—the protagonist learned about his wife’s affair. On top of that, she and her paramour were planning to kill Harry. Of course, they didn’t realize Harry had transformed into a humanoid vampire bat.
Something Tales from the Crypt didn’t do enough of, on account of whatever reason (budget and time restraints seem most likely), was stories about monsters. But Crypt once had the best contacts in the business, so you can bet that were-bat would have been in good hands.
“The Beast of the Full Moon!” (The Vault of Horror)

Tom and his girlfriend, June, were fearful of the werewolf who’d been on a recent murder spree in their area. Tom already suspected his brother Andrew, who may have been infected after a trip to Corocoa. And when Tom had an encounter with the werewolf, he stabbed the creature’s right paw before it could flee. Later, Tom’s suspicions were all but confirmed when he saw Andrew’s bandaged right hand.
So, Tom laid a trap for the monster—a pit—, and he waited nearby with a gun full of silver bullets. One thing led to another, and Tom ended up in the pit with the werewolf. Luckily, someone above shot and killed the beast. That’s when Tom saw Andrew above ground and June in the pit, the latter dead from her gunshot wound.
While Tales from the Crypt did have lycan episodes, like “Werewolf Concerto” and “The Secret”, there was still room for one more. With the comic having such a small cast, though, it may have been too easy to figure out the culprit. But surely someone on staff could have punched up the original story for television.
“Pipe Down!” (The Haunt of Fear)

Lila hated her older husband, Andrew. After beginning an affair with a handyman named Howard, Lila plotted Andrew’s death. She and Howard got away with Andrew’s murder, but now they couldn’t marry for a year; otherwise, it would look suspicious. In the meantime, Lila purchased a pet monkey that was born on the same day that Andrew died.
When Howard found what looked like evidence of Lila having another lover—he spotted a lit cigar and two half-empty glasses—Howard flew into a rage and murdered his girlfriend. That’s when the cops arrived, saying a phone operator reported the disturbance. However, all she heard on the other end of the phone was an animal’s shriek. Once Howard was arrested, Lila’s monkey went back into the house, picked up a book, and smoked a pipe. Just like Andrew used to do.
This story would have fit in with the wackier episodes of Tales from the Crypt. There are quite a few of those—especially later on as the series moved away from the more macabre material. “Pipe Down!” also spices up the typical adultery-and-murder plots that were so common in EC’s output.
“Swamped” (The Haunt of Fear)

Deep in the Okefenokee Swamp, a cannibalistic hermit fed on those who traveled near his shack built over the water. He fed on visiting hunters and then disposed of their remains beneath his home. Anyone who revolted or came after him only ended up in the quicksand. Finally, though, the hermit suffered the same fate as his victims; he, too, slipped into the muddy graveyard below his crumbling shack. Yet now waiting for him were the hungry souls desperate to get back at their killer.
It’s unclear who the writer was behind “Swamped”, but their work here is intense. The insight and colorful descriptions are unexpected for that mere tale of the cannibal who got his just desserts. That kind of writing, along with Reed Crandall‘s artwork, makes this one of the most engaging stories from EC’s horror run.
“The October Game” (Shock SuspenStories)

Mitch, a deeply resentful and growingly mad father and husband, hosted his young daughter’s Halloween party. Kids and other parents soon all piled into the basement. The night of fun then ended with one last parlor game: Mitch passed around the body parts of a witch (an arm, her heart, and so on). One of the young guests assumed these were really things like chicken innards.
Mitch’s wife, Louise, looked for her daughter among the crowd, wondering if Marion was scared. That’s when Louise realized the girl wasn’t there—or alive. She begged everyone not to turn on the lights in the basement, out of fear of them seeing what Mitch had done to her poor daughter. Unfortunately for Louise, her plea was in vain.
Tales from the Crypt usually refrained from child-endangered stories, and it much rather focused on adult characters. But the show also lacked Halloween entries, apart from Season Six’s “Only Skin Deep“. Perhaps the need for Halloween, as a validation of any eerie goings-on, was unnecessary.
This Ray Bradbury adaptation (originally a short found in Weird Tales) is well deserving of a read. It’s a glowing example of suspense storytelling. The comic also never shows a lick of violence, yet it feels incredibly violent.
“Strictly from Hunger” (The Vault of Horror)

A posse of men stood before a cave, awaiting something horrible inside. One of the men, Doc, explained the uncanny and dangerous creature; he’d seen it before. Doc told everyone about how his patient, Pete, was diagnosed with a malignant, cancerous lump on his arm. There was nothing Doc could do to help him. Pete then sought assistance from an old witch in the mountain. Using magic, she made sure Pete would never die, although his cancer remained intact and unhealed.
Over time, the cancer cells in Pete’s body consumed all his healthy cells. To keep living, Pete turned into a giant blob that ate others’ healthy cells. Back in the present story, the posse fought the emerging creature until it retreated into the cave. The characters all finally blocked the entrance to prevent Pete from ever escaping again.
Obviously, Tales from the Crypt didn’t have the budget to support a story like this one, but imagine if it did. A body horror episode of this degree could have been fantastic, not to mention outright disgusting.
“Marriage Vow” (The Haunt of Fear)

Martin and Eva’s marriage was no longer a happy one. Eva, who’d become controlling and slovenly a few years after their wedding, refused to let Martin out of her sight. “Till death do us part,” she would always say. Eventually, Martin killed Eva; he loosened the wrought iron bars on the balcony where Eva liked to spend time, and she fell to her death. However, Eva didn’t stay dead, as she came back as a zombie intent on honoring the “till death” part of their vows.
EC did more than its fair share of stories like “Marriage Vow”, as did Tales from the Crypt. Spousal murder was pretty common. This comic, though, delivers a strong implication as the zombified wife tells her husband to “come to bed”. That line makes a reader’s imagination run wild.
“Dog Food” (Crime SuspenStories)

A prisoner named Tom swore revenge on the warden, Lester, after a fellow prisoner was tortured and killed under his command. However, to get past Lester’s voracious guard dogs, so that he could enter his house and kill him, Tom started saving meat from his meals. The other prisoners also contributed to his collection.
Tom set off on his journey to Lester’s dog-guarded house, but he ran out of meat before reaching his destination. So, Tom did the next best thing and fed parts of his own body to the dogs.
Once again, Reed Crandall elevated a gruesome, vengeful story with his realistic style. It’s so lurid. At any rate, it was just too graphic for Tales from the Crypt to adapt—and that’s really saying something here.
“Master Race” (Impact)

Carl Reissman was on a subway, remembering his “bloody war years” in Germany. Even after a decade had passed, he remained paranoid. And as he spotted a certain other passenger coming his way, a man in all black, Carl became afraid and started running. His mind flashed back to the events of the Holocaust during this “chase”.
Finally, before Carl fell on the tracks and in the path of an oncoming train, he revealed he wasn’t a prisoner in a concentration camp; he commanded one. The stranger in black said to those onlookers, asking what happened; he didn’t even know the victim. This Carl had simply run from him on the platform.
While Tales from the Crypt did occasionally go beyond what was available in their more horror-centric source material—the war-themed Two-Fisted Tales, for instance—it didn’t ever go near Impact. This short-lived series is considered toned down for EC. Even still, that didn’t make “Master Race” any less shocking. It’s a potent entry that wouldn’t have fit in with the Tales from the Crypt show we now know, but nonetheless, it’s a thought-provoking piece of storytelling.
“Forty Whacks!” (Crime SuspenStories)

A twenty-two-year-old woman named Fanny was frustrated by her parents; they flipped out when she put on makeup. However, when the daughter discovered a mysterious hatchet in her attic, she became possessed by a strange power and did the unthinkable. One after the other, Fanny used that hatchet to kill her parents.
The detective assigned to Fanny’s case was interrupted by his wife and son. The former had an out-there theory: the hatchet belonged to the infamous Lizzie Borden, and it was now capable of causing children to kill their own parents. The detective didn’t buy his wife’s idea, but that was until his entranced son picked up the murder weapon and took a swing at his pop.
Here, EC dipped into historical crime for a ghoulish story that sounds like something out of Friday the 13th: The Series. Maybe it’s a bit in bad taste, but that has never stopped Tales from the Crypt—which is why we love it.
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