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‘The Head Hunter’ is the Coolest 2019 Horror Movie You Probably Haven’t Seen But Absolutely Must

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What’s your favorite horror movie released in 2019 so far? Mine’s The Head Hunter.

Back in 2014, Thankskilling director Jordan Downey made a short Critters fan film titled Critters: Bounty Hunter, which won over fans of the franchise with high production values not often found in the fan film arena. For my money, it was one of the very best franchise fan films ever made, and I couldn’t wait to see what Downey would be doing next.

While I had been hoping that Downey would be hired to direct an official installment in the Critters franchise, he has instead returned here in 2019 with a completely original, feature length horror movie titled The Head Hunter, released on VOD earlier this month and next headed to DVD on May 7th. The premise, well, it won me over almost instantly.

Christopher Rygh stars in The Head Hunter as “Father,” a medieval warrior who spends his time slaying monsters and, as the title suggests, collecting their heads and gruesomely nailing them to his wall. His next target? The monster that killed his own daughter years prior.

One thing that has to be noted right off the bat is that The Head Hunter was made on a budget of just $30,000, and that’s not a typo. Filmed primarily in Portugal and Norway with a small crew, it’s as low budget as any film you’ll likely see in wide release here in 2019, but I can assure you that if you weren’t aware of the budgetary constraints, you wouldn’t notice.

Somehow, despite the lack of money at his disposal, Downey has brought to the screen a fully-realized vision of a lived-in world quite unlike our own; one that looks and feels like a polished Hollywood production made on a budget of millions. Pound for pound, it’s one of this year’s most impressive achievements thus far, as Downey and his team milk every single penny for absolutely everything it’s worth. From props to set and sound design, The Head Hunter has all the polish of an episode of “Game of Thrones,” and goddamn is it inspiring to behold.

Downey cleverly skirts around the budgetary constraints by showing us only what he absolutely needs to, and the world-building on display here is handled so well that it’s hardly even a detriment that you’re seeing so little of the suggested action. Only brief glimpses of the film’s many monsters are used to establish their existence – one quick shot of a MASSIVE monster walking across the gorgeous landscape at night is particularly jaw-dropping – but the “less is more” approach, whether forced by budget or not, actually ends up working in the movie’s favor. No, you don’t get to see any of the epic battles between Father and the otherworldly monsters he’s so adept at slaying, but that allows you to fill in the blanks and build out the world with your own mind. And often, that’s just way more effective than actually seeing a low-budget monster on screen, either practical or computer-generated.

With very little dialogue and in only 72 minutes, Downey not only establishes an entire world but also his main character at the center of it, bringing an emotional weight to Father’s quest for revenge that will likely leave you feeling gut-punched when that journey takes the most horrifying of turns in the final act. The final battle, without spoiling anything at all, doesn’t exactly go as planned, and that’s when The Head Hunter stops reminding you of “Game of Thrones” and starts channeling the insane spirit of go-for-broke ’80s horror flicks.

Let’s just say the final monster in this one isn’t quite like the others.

The Head Hunter is one of those indie marvels that makes you fall in love with the horror genre all over again, reminding that imagination and ingenuity trumps a big budget any day of the week. Rather than being held back by what wasn’t available to him, Downey made the most out of whatever was, and if that’s not indie filmmaking personified then I don’t know what is.

Brutal, bloody, gnarly and atmospheric as can be, The Head Hunter is medieval horror gold, as well as one of the coolest and craziest horror movies I’ve seen in a long time.

This is the kind of gem horror fans live to discover. When I was done with it, I wanted to buy copies for all my friends and make them watch it. And that’s the best possible feeling.

Don’t miss it.

Writer in the horror community since 2008. Editor in Chief of Bloody Disgusting. Owns Eli Roth's prop corpse from Piranha 3D. Has four awesome cats. Still plays with toys.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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