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Tokyo in Ruins: Top 10 Toho ‘Godzilla’ Films!

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With Michael Dougherty’s Godzilla: King of the Monsters just around the corner, we thought it would be a great time to revisit the classic Toho series that started it all. To date, there are 32 Japanese films in the Toho canon (including the three anime productions released to Netflix). These titles all span across various continuities: the Shōwa period (’54 – ’75), the Heisei era (’84 – ’95), the Millennium series (’99 – ’04), and the current timeline – Reiwa. Each era carries with it a distinct style and flavor. The original films grew progressively more silly as they went along, playing more and more to a Saturday morning crowd. The films throughout the 90s saw fit to make Godzilla scary again by amping up the tension and monster on monster carnage. Millennium films are…well, they had a bit of an identity crisis. Most of the films in the 2000s acted as direct sequels to the original, ignoring all that had come before. Each film crafted their very own sandbox to play in, and the results were all over the place.

Below is a Top 10 ranking of my personal favorite Godzilla films, and I’ve made an effort to ensure the list represents a well rounded sampling of all the different flavors of ‘Zilla. I honestly thought compiling this would be super easy. As a lifelong fan of the King of the Monsters, I assumed I would just jot down my ten favorites and be done with it. Nope. I put way more thought into Godzilla this past week than any normal human ever should. After several drafts and switching titles and ranks around, I finally landed on what we have before us.


#10 Godzilla 2000: Millennium  (1999)

With the completion of the Heisei era, producers intended to give the battered man in a big green suit reprieve for at least 10 years. The thought behind this hiatus was it would allow Sony Pictures the room they needed to grow their own trilogy of American Godzilla films. The swift and brutal blowback from critics and fans alike upon the release of Godzilla ’98 left Toho reconsidering that whole “time apart” thing. Only four years after the death of Godzilla in Godzilla vs DestroyahToho was prepared to relaunch the franchise with an all new continuity. Godzilla 2000 was a direct sequel to the original ’54 production, ignoring everything that had come before it (and started a trend that would be carried through most of the Millenium era).

The plot is classic kaiju insanity: Godzilla versus some alien who absorbs Godzilla’s DNA to morph into a giant-sized monster named Orga. Lots of destruction and beatdowns ensue. The film is most notable for being the last import to receive a wide theatrical release in the US. Sony (likely trying to build off the notoriety of their own stinker from the year prior) scooped up the rights, put several million into dubbing the film in english, trimming the runtime, remixing the soundtrack, and advertising the film as a major release. Had it been a success, we may have seen a string of Toho films given the big ol’ American release treatment. Unfortunately, the film barely grossed $10 million in the states, falling shy of TriStar’s ambition.

On the plus side, fans now have an American version that is somewhat superior to its Japanese counterpart, a first in the tradition of meddling with the films for an American audience (see Gojira and Return of Godzilla). The goofier tone of this cut is set in stone by the intentionally tongue in cheek dubbing, an effort to pay homage to the earlier films. The sound design and score feel epic compared to the lackluster original, and the abbreviated runtime keeps things moving at a fun clip.


#09 Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)

Ishirō Honda, the man who started the pop culture phenomenon that is Godzilla, stepped in to direct the final Godzilla picture of the Showa era, Terror of Mechagodzilla. It would also prove to be Honda’s final film as well. The opening titles play out against a “best of” clip package from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla, making this the first entry to serve as legit direct sequel to the film prior. This time out, more conniving aliens are seeking world domination. They’ve dug up the remains of Mechagodzilla with intent to turn him against all of humanity. A mad scientist and his cyborg daughter who’s in love with an Interpol agent round out the human element.

The film is notable for being the first “finale” showdown and the last go-round for Honda. Terror does move at a snail’s pace, but there are several fun twists along the way to keep things engaging. Furthermore, the tag team of Mechagodzilla 2 and Titanosaurus make for worthy adversaries against The King.


#08 Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)

This was a tough decision. Almost anytime that Mechagodzilla makes an appearance, you’re pretty much guaranteed a good time. With that in mind, my number eight spot was a toss up between two dueling Mecha-battles, Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (’93) and Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (’02). In the end, Against won out by a hair. The plots for both films are fairly similar. The government has decided to take a hard stance against Godzilla by creating the ultimate weapon, Mechagodzilla. The Millenium version takes the idea one step further by actually harvesting DNA from the bones of the original monster from the ’54 film. Yes, this film posits the idea that the current monster attacking Japan is merely the same species as Gojira.

The human story is rather engaging, focusing on Lt. Akane Yashiro who inadvertently causes the deaths of several soldiers during a Godzilla attack. She blames herself and reluctantly takes charge when tasked with piloting the new mech, named Kiryu. What makes the film work so well is its simplicity. Where Mechagodzilla II keeps things interesting by throwing in several curve balls in the way of Rodan and Godzilla Jr., Against sets up the world cleanly. We know the rules of Kiryu’s operation early on: its battery is good for 2 hours, the Absolute Zero laser (the machine’s death blow) will wipe out 40% of the mech’s power. Knowing these rules makes it all the more exciting when our characters are forced to think fast and break them during the impressive finale.

Yashiro might not be the best lead in Godzilla history, but she’s a complex character that is forced to use brain and brawn while coming to terms with some pretty dark personal demons. She takes priority in the final shot of the film, one of the best in the series, as she stands tall atop the shoulders of a giant, watching a battered G’ waddle off into the sunset.


#07 Monster Zero/Invasion of the Astro Monster (1965)

The always reliable Ishirō Honda jumps back into the director’s chair for another round of King Ghidorah versus Godzilla with old faithful, Rodan, thrown in for good measure. While this film is one of the silliest of the Showa era, and oh-so 60s it hurts, Invasion of the Astro Monster is quintessential Godzilla. Not only do you have two of the most well known combatants (Ghidorah and Rodan), but you’ve got a wacky human plot involving spies and aliens (recurring themes through most of the late 60s/early 70s entries).

When a couple of astronauts uncover the seemingly friendly Xiliens of Planet X, they’re quickly pulled into a scheme to help save the alien race from the treacherous King Ghidorah. The monster’s repeated attacks on their planet has driven the Xiliens to dwell underground. They promise their human visitors a cure for cancer (or “all diseases” depending on the version you watch) in exchange for Godzilla and Rodan on loan. What seems like a win-win situation, relieve earth of two giant monsters that are always causing death and destruction so they can go whoop some three-headed dragon ass on Planet X, quickly turns into a trap that puts the fate of the Earth at risk! Dun-dun-dunnn.


#06 Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1991)

Director Kazuki Ōmori came in with a quick one-two punch of fan favorites early in the Heisei era. First he delivered one of the gnarliest foes ever put to screen with Godzilla vs BiollanteHis second round in the giant monster battle ring saw fit to bring back the most popular of Godzilla villains, King Ghidorah. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah features one of the most outlandish plotlines in all of Godzilla history. A group of time travelers from the future show up in Japan to warn of Japan’s impending destruction at the hands of Godzilla – the type of destruction they won’t ever bounce back from. SIDE NOTE: We need a moc-doc about Tokyo’s repeated rebuilding efforts after Kaiju invasion.

So, our intrepid heros tag along with the visitors and their android muscle, M-11 (heavy Terminator vibes with this one), and they zip back to the future to Lagos Island, 1944. Their goal is to stop a random dinosaur discovered by a bunch of WW2 soldiers from sticking around long enough to get nuked, ultimately morphing into a destructive behemoth dead set on attacking Tokyo every couple of years. Yes, they basically want to erase Godzilla’s creation from history.

It’s a wild film, and that brief description only covers the first act in this out there adventure. King Ghidorah’s origin story here is absolutely absurd, but it’s all part of the fun. Plus, we finally get Mecha-King Ghidorah! The battle scenes between G’ and King G’ are vicious and imaginative. Even if you’re not a huge Big G fan, I dare you not to have fun with this entry.


#05 Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)

Considered by many fans to be the best sequel, the obnoxiously titled Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (mercifully abbreviated to GMK) is pretty damn near perfect. Writer/director Shūsuke Kaneko wanted to take the series away from its sci-fi horror roots and lean into the fantasy element. In the film, Godzilla is the manifestation of lives lost at the hands of the Japanese military during WWII. Japan’s only hope is the “Monster Guardians,” originally to be made up by the trio of Anguirus, Varan and Baragon. Toho felt ol’ Ang’ and Varan didn’t have the cachet needed to draw in audiences, so they imposed two marquee names into the fold: Mothra and King Ghidorah. Baragon stuck around but failed to receive the title treatment.

This time out a reporter for a trash rag (think “National Enquirer” meets “TMZ”), Yuri, is convinced there’s a story to be made about the Guardians and Godzilla’s eventual return. Kaneko builds a fantastic sense of mystery as we follow Yuri throughout her investigation of these ancient creatures and the legends that have built up around them. There’s an intriguing concept at play, the idea that folklore is lost in the modern age of technology. Godzilla returns among numerous whispers of “he’s dead” and “Godzilla’s not real.”

The prehistoric monster is presented as a boogeyman returned from the grave to seek revenge on an entire country. His nearly demonic appearance, complete with milky white orbs for eyes, matches the revamped backstory. And for the first time in a while the loss of human life is felt and even highlighted. Numerous vignettes introduce us to characters quivering in terror as Godzilla approaches…it doesn’t end well for most of them. As fun as all the fantasy elements are in GMK, the movie still takes its title villain very serious. Of course, we also get King Ghidorah in the hero role for the fist (and likely last) time in the series. This is simply the best the Millenium series has to offer.


#04 Shin Godzilla (2016)

When Shin Godzilla was released, it was hailed as a masterpiece by many. I 100% agree. Acting as more of a remake than reboot, this was the first time Toho completely disregarded every film prior, including the original. Godzilla’s redesign was the most drastic we’d ever seen as well. Taking various forms throughout the runtime, ‘Zilla’s final form (seen above) is pure horror.

While the monster attack sequences are jaw-dropping in their scope and often beautifully rendered, the main thrust of the story follows the Japanese government’s inability to settle on a plan of action. Writer/director Hideaki Anno once again takes the overgrown dinosaur and molds it into a metaphorical monster. Instead of the embodiment of nuclear war, Godzilla represents the destruction from natural disasters and the failings of man to prepare or prevent mass casualties. One of the strongest allusions calls to mind the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster of 2011 brought on by one of the largest tsunamis on record. The fallout from the nuclear shutdown could’ve been avoided had those in power taken the necessary precautions when trouble signs first arose.

It’s a shame we may never get a direct sequel to Shin as the final image leaves the audience with many questions and a desire to see just what happens next. Toho has already announced plans to build a shared universe of monster films moving forward that will likely disregard the events of Shin. That’s, of course, discounting the fact that they’ve always had a sort of shared universe with their staple of kaiju. Nonetheless, Shin Godzilla is a rare standalone entry in the canon that will surely last the test of time right along the ’54 original. Speaking of..


#03 Godzilla/Gojira (1954)

Ishirō Honda had no idea what he was creating when Gojira first hit movie screens back in 1954. What started as an allegorical tale of nuclear war by way of a marauding, fire breathing beast has become the longest running franchise in cinema. Naturally, us Americans took what was a quiet, chilling film and dubbed it poorly, sloppily inserted new scenes featuring Raymond Burr and packaged the whole thing as Godzilla: The King of the MonstersThe “Americanized” version neutered most of the metaphorical impact.

Oddly enough, the US cut was the only readily available version up until 2004. It’s hard to imagine how long we were deprived of Honda’s true vision of Gojira. Thankfully, we never have to look back, and nor should you. This film brought us the magic of suitmation and a horror icon that shows no sign of slowing down


#02 King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)

It’s surprising to realize this was only the third film in the Godzilla franchise. You would think a marquee showdown such as King Kong vs Godzilla would be something filmmakers might play with on down the line to help breath life into a sagging IP. In fact, this really is the film that cemented the formula of what we think of when we hear the word “kaiju”: two actors dressed up in absurd creature suits, stomping through little model cities, and throwing down in vast open spaces until one of them is deemed “champion.”

For some, gifting King Kong vs Godzilla the number two spot might seem a tad too generous. Ultimately, this a big nostalgia pick for me. I had seen the King of the Monsters and enjoyed it, but it wasn’t until a thankful night in front of my TV with a full Godzilla marathon that my lifelong love for the G Man was solidified. I caught the tail end of Godzilla vs The Sea Monster and marveled as a giant crab creature had its claws ripped from its body, lumps of what looked like imitation crab meat dangling from the open wounds. This less than stellar entry (I had no idea at the time) was quickly followed by the big ape versus the green destroyer.

It’s a delight from start to finish, featuring some of the tightest pacing of the entire Showa era. Sure, Kong’s suit looks like it’s been dragged through a few dozen model cities and left to bounce around in the heavy wash cycle a tad too long, and ultimately, there’s no clear winner. Despite the drawbacks, King Kong vs Godzilla is one of the perfect starting places for those interested in deep diving through the Godzilla filmography.


#01Godzilla vs Destroyah (1995)

There’s not much to say about Godzilla vs Destroyah that I didn’t already mention here, but to reiterate – this is simply one of the strongest follow-ups to the original film. It might not be too concerned with social commentary or tapping into national fears, but it’s a perfect example of kaiju entertainment. From start to finish, the story moves at a breakneck pace as we watch Destroyah grow from a microscopic organism, a Xenomorph-esque terror, and finally to a giant demonic creature hellbent on Godzilla’s destruction.

The big promise made by the film’s advertising was “the death of Godzilla.” The plan was to put Godzilla to rest for at least ten years while Sony went off and made a trilogy of American G films. That didn’t actually pan out, but Toho ensured the last in the Heisei line of films was one to remember. Godzilla is actually given somewhat of a story arch through the piece. From frame one he is on the verge of a literal nuclear meltdown and all he seems to want is to make it back to Godzilla Jr.’s side. The final battle is of epic proportions and Godzilla’s send-off, passing what’s left of his energy to his child, is one that is sure to misty up the eyes of diehard fans.

Godzilla vs Destroyah was the end of an era, and for my money, one of the best Godzilla films ever made.


With a franchise such as Godzilla spanning seven decades and no signs of slowing down, everyone’s Top 10 will be wildly different. Sound off below with your favorite adventures featuring Toho’s crown jewel.

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Finding Faith and Violence in ‘The Book of Eli’ 14 Years Later

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Having grown up in a religious family, Christian movie night was something that happened a lot more often than I care to admit. However, back when I was a teenager, my parents showed up one night with an unusually cool-looking DVD of a movie that had been recommended to them by a church leader. Curious to see what new kind of evangelical propaganda my parents had rented this time, I proceeded to watch the film with them expecting a heavy-handed snoozefest.

To my surprise, I was a few minutes in when Denzel Washington proceeded to dismember a band of cannibal raiders when I realized that this was in fact a real movie. My mom was horrified by the flick’s extreme violence and dark subject matter, but I instantly became a fan of the Hughes Brothers’ faith-based 2010 thriller, The Book of Eli. And with the film’s atomic apocalypse having apparently taken place in 2024, I think this is the perfect time to dive into why this grim parable might also be entertaining for horror fans.

Originally penned by gaming journalist and The Walking Dead: The Game co-writer Gary Whitta, the spec script for The Book of Eli was already making waves back in 2007 when it appeared on the coveted Blacklist. It wasn’t long before Columbia and Warner Bros. snatched up the rights to the project, hiring From Hell directors Albert and Allen Hughes while also garnering attention from industry heavyweights like Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman.

After a series of revisions by Anthony Peckham meant to make the story more consumer-friendly, the picture was finally released in January of 2010, with the finished film following Denzel as a mysterious wanderer making his way across a post-apocalyptic America while protecting a sacred book. Along the way, he encounters a run-down settlement controlled by Bill Carnegie (Gary Oldman), a man desperate to get his hands on Eli’s book so he can motivate his underlings to expand his empire. Unwilling to let this power fall into the wrong hands, Eli embarks on a dangerous journey that will test the limits of his faith.


SO WHY IS IT WORTH WATCHING?

Judging by the film’s box-office success, mainstream audiences appear to have enjoyed the Hughes’ bleak vision of a future where everything went wrong, but critics were left divided by the flick’s trope-heavy narrative and unapologetic religious elements. And while I’ll be the first to admit that The Book of Eli isn’t particularly subtle or original, I appreciate the film’s earnest execution of familiar ideas.

For starters, I’d like to address the religious elephant in the room, as I understand the hesitation that some folks (myself included) might have about watching something that sounds like Christian propaganda. Faith does indeed play a huge part in the narrative here, but I’d argue that the film is more about the power of stories than a specific religion. The entire point of Oldman’s character is that he needs a unifying narrative that he can take advantage of in order to manipulate others, while Eli ultimately chooses to deliver his gift to a community of scholars. In fact, the movie even makes a point of placing the Bible in between equally culturally important books like the Torah and Quran, which I think is pretty poignant for a flick inspired by exploitation cinema.

Sure, the film has its fair share of logical inconsistencies (ranging from the extent of Eli’s Daredevil superpowers to his impossibly small Braille Bible), but I think the film more than makes up for these nitpicks with a genuine passion for classic post-apocalyptic cinema. Several critics accused the film of being a knockoff of superior productions, but I’d argue that both Whitta and the Hughes knowingly crafted a loving pastiche of genre influences like Mad Max and A Boy and His Dog.

Lastly, it’s no surprise that the cast here absolutely kicks ass. Denzel plays the title role of a stoic badass perfectly (going so far as to train with Bruce Lee’s protégée in order to perform his own stunts) while Oldman effortlessly assumes a surprisingly subdued yet incredibly intimidating persona. Even Mila Kunis is remarkably charming here, though I wish the script had taken the time to develop these secondary characters a little further. And hey, did I mention that Tom Waits is in this?


AND WHAT MAKES IT HORROR ADJACENT?

Denzel’s very first interaction with another human being in this movie results in a gory fight scene culminating in a face-off against a masked brute wielding a chainsaw (which he presumably uses to butcher travelers before eating them), so I think it’s safe to say that this dog-eat-dog vision of America will likely appeal to horror fans.

From diseased cannibals to hyper-violent motorcycle gangs roaming the wasteland, there’s plenty of disturbing R-rated material here – which is even more impressive when you remember that this story revolves around the bible. And while there are a few too many references to sexual assault for my taste, even if it does make sense in-universe, the flick does a great job of immersing you in this post-nuclear nightmare.

The excessively depressing color palette and obvious green screen effects may take some viewers out of the experience, but the beat-up and lived-in sets and costume design do their best to bring this dead world to life – which might just be the scariest part of the experience.

Ultimately, I believe your enjoyment of The Book of Eli will largely depend on how willing you are to overlook some ham-fisted biblical references in order to enjoy some brutal post-apocalyptic shenanigans. And while I can’t really blame folks who’d rather not deal with that, I think it would be a shame to miss out on a genuinely engaging thrill-ride because of one minor detail.

With that in mind, I’m incredibly curious to see what Whitta and the Hughes Brothers have planned for the upcoming prequel series starring John Boyega


There’s no understating the importance of a balanced media diet, and since bloody and disgusting entertainment isn’t exclusive to the horror genre, we’ve come up with Horror Adjacent – a recurring column where we recommend non-horror movies that horror fans might enjoy.

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