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The Weirdest ‘Alien’ Merchandise in the 40 Years Since the Xenomorph Was Unleashed

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Ridley Scott’s Alien crash landed in theaters 40 years ago, on May 25, 1979, creating a massive cultural impact in both horror and cinema, and it started an enduring franchise that’s still going strong. Sequels, crossovers, copycats, video games, an official Alien Day, an upcoming documentary delving into the meaning behind the horror, and countless think pieces and essays celebrating just about every possible aspect of the film have kept the film at the forefront of the genre in the decades since release. May the conversation around one of horror’s best movies never cease. And may the merchandise never stop coming either. For the 40th anniversary of Alien, we look back at some of the weirdest merchandise the 1979 film has inspired.


Alien Board Game

In case anyone had forgotten (I know you haven’t), Alien is pure R-rated terror. It makes the game’s objective even more amusing, considering the ages 7+ game sees its players guiding their crew members through the ship to the safety of the escape pod while using their Alien to eliminate the crew members belonging to other players. So, it’s basically pitting kids against each other as they pick each other off one by one. Cool!


Alien Movie Viewer

Kenner went to town with marketing Alien toys aimed at kids, and this is one of the more surprising ones. The Movie Viewer toy would let kids put a cassette into it and turn the knob, playing out the 60 seconds of movie footage contained on the cassette. Without sound. It was a clever way to introduce kids to a movie, therefore making them want to buy toys related to that movie. But again, Alien isn’t a movie for kids. Even with a 60-second highlight real, it might be a bit too scary.


Alien Blaster Target Set

In terms of harmless toys, this one isn’t so out there. HG Toys released a giant target set that came with a “laser” gun, three safety balls, and a 30” inch Xenomorph to put on your wall. It would move when you hit a target in the arms or head, but it was the belly button that was the sweet spot- shooting your safety ball into its belly button hole triggered a weird ringing sound as if you won. Ok. So, this list is starting to make me wish I was a kid again.


Alien (Atari 2600)

Video game tie-ins to movies isn’t that weird at all. It happens all the time. But the Atari 2600 isn’t exactly the crowning achievement in video game technology, and the games were fairly basic. In terms of gameplay, the player is a human collecting alien eggs while avoiding three aliens. In other words, it’s a Pac-Man clone. With a little bit of Frogger thrown in. Save for a nice cover box, there’s very little Alien inside. But again, that’s Atari 2600 in a nutshell.


HG Toys Alien Egg Puzzle

This one is less weird, and more “I want one.” This simple item is an Easter egg filled with puzzle pieces to assemble your own Xenomorph. That happens to be doing the “Thriller” dance, I think. Either way, it’s a fun little movie tie-in.


Kenner Alien Figure

This 18” figure is pretty cool, and sells for a ton of money on eBay today. But when it hit shelves in 1979? Angry parents weren’t having any of it, and sent tons of complaints and letters to Kenner letting them know. They wound up pulling the “too scary for kids” toy off the shelves. For a bunch of merchandise from an R-rated horror movie aimed at kids, the action figure is where parents drew the line.


Alien Next Door Book

Because even the Alien needs love, too? This twisted picture book for adults, by Joey Spiotto, is a touching and funny tribute to Giger’s iconic monster. See how the Alien tends to Jonesy the cat, keeps his abode tidy, and relaxes when not confronting humans. I don’t know that anyone involved with the 1979 film saw this book coming.


Mondo Alien Facehugger Ski Mask

Mondo is an Austin, TX-based company that specializes in screen-printed posters for films, shows, and comics, but they’ve branched out into vinyl soundtracks, toys, collectibles, and apparel. In other words, it’s a haven for cinephiles. And they may have cornered the market on unique ski masks with this 2016 Alien Day release. Potential burglars now have the capability of looking stylish, if you happened to snag one during its 2016 run, that is.


Xenomorph Egg Set in Collectible Carton

From Neca, this glow-in-the-dark set includes 6 Xenomorph eggs and 3 facehuggers with bendable tails. In an egg carton. And again, it glows in the dark. There’s no shortage of action figures, figurines, and collectibles in the Alien franchise, and this egg set is highly detailed and pretty cool. But it’s also kind of strange. Because egg carton.


Alien Snorkel Mask

An officially-licensed exclusive by Think Geek, this is a rare collectible item that provides utility as well. A snorkel mask shaped like a facehugger, you can now take your Alien fandom with you into the water. Move over Jaws? This snorkel mask is definitely one of the more creative pieces of Alien merchandise out there.


This doesn’t even begin to cover the weirdness that set in with Aliens arrived. What are your most coveted (and strangest) Alien collectibles?

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon, SeriesFest, and Popcorn Frights Film Fest.

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How ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ Could Adapt Spider-Man’s Animated Body Horror Storyline

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Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Despite what the higher-ups at Marvel would have you believe, Stan Lee’s original vision for Spider-Man was very different from the friendly neighborhood wall-crawler that fans ultimately got.

It was comics maestro Steve Ditko that turned him into the lovable web-head that we all know and love, though even that first draft of the character wasn’t exactly meant to be a child-friendly mascot. Ditko envisioned an uncanny arachnid-human hybrid whose freakish poses and dark costume would strike terror into the hearts of criminals, with the inclusion of web-shooters possibly having been a suggestion by Ditko’s roommate at the time, renowned fetish artist and bondage enthusiast Eric Stanton.

These more adult-oriented origins may have changed over the years, but one could argue that Spidey never completely lost his darker side. In fact, we’d eventually see several grim storylines that explored the horrific consequences of Spider-Man’s radioactive blood. While having his irradiated body fluids give Mary Jane cancer is likely the most terrifying of these yarns (track down Spider-Man: Reign if you’re up for a depressing read that was at one point set to be adapted to film by Michael Jackson), one of the most memorable horror-adjacent moments in these comics has to be the acceleration of Peter Parker’s mutation and the eventual introduction of Man-Spider – a storyline that appears to have been one of the main inspirations behind the upcoming Spider-Man: Brand New Day.

I sincerely doubt that Marvel Studios is really going to give their toy-selling juggernaut a Cronenbergian rebrand, but the most recent trailer for Brand New Day suggests that the creative team is pulling from some surprisingly spooky source material in this latest superhero sequel. Specifically, the trailer makes it seem like the film is set to be a loose adaptation of the Neogenic Nightmare arc from Spider-Man: The Animated Series, commonly known as the best exploration of Spidey’s radioactive dark side that also features the most iconic version of Man-Spider.

If you’re wondering what these influences could mean for the upcoming film, I’d like to invite you to join me as we look back on some of the animated series’ most horror-tinged episodes.

A fourteen-episode story arc that made up the show’s second season, Neogenic Nightmare began airing in September of 1995. At this point, the series had already earned a reputation as the definitive version of Spider-Man despite dealing with absurd levels of censorship and executive meddling. It’s widely known at this point that this incarnation of Spidey was prohibited from ever punching his villains, and the studio even insisted that realistic guns should be replaced with futuristic laser weapons in order to avoid enraging concerned parents.

And that’s not even mentioning bizarre demands like setting up Hobgoblin as the original Goblin villain simply because the folks responsible for the toy-line had already prepared the character’s merchandise before scripts were even written.

At the end of the day. the show’s success mostly came down to John Semper’s excellent writing, with the (mostly) faithful recreation of the Spider-Man’s core principals and a handful of iconic storylines (coupled with an excellent cast behind the scenes) elevating a what was intended to be a kid’s show promoting ToyBiz products.

Naturally, the rampant cartoon censorship of the 90s couldn’t keep Semper from wanting to explore darker themes from his own favorite Spider-Man comics, and that’s how his team came up with a season-long re-imagining of iconic arcs like the Six-Arm Saga, The Mutant Agenda and even the first appearance of the Sinister Six. These stories would be enhanced with additional “dark” characters like Blade, The Punisher and even Morbius (though the latter had to exchange his vampiric blood-drinking for bizarre plasma-absorbing powers in order to conform to network guidelines).

If you haven’t yet seen it, the complete Neogenic Nightmare arc follows Spider-Man as he discovers that his mutation is progressing beyond his initial superpowers and threatening to turn him into a more monstrous hybrid. After developing extra arms, Spidey goes so far as to request help from both the X-Men and several other super-heroes as he becomes embroiled in a criminal conspiracy involving a team-up between some of his most iconic villains. The arc eventually introduces us to the show’s version of Man-Spider, which is depicted here as the monstrous final stage of the process which began when Peter was first bitten by that radioactive spider.

Personally, I think this werewolf-like addition to Spidey’s genetic curse is the best incarnation of Man-Spider that we’ve ever seen. This is because the six-armed body horror of it all adds even more weight to Peter’s decision to keep helping others regardless of what his powers may cost him, with the creature’s final rampage even giving the supporting cast a chance to help Spider-Man for a change. While I don’t hate the Morbius movie as much as some other comic fans, it’s a shame that Sony relegated that story to a solo film instead of later incorporating it into the Man-Spider saga like Neogenic Nightmare did.

Season two of the animated series ended up being an even bigger hit than the first, with fans loving the show’s take on an expanded Marvel Universe (which even included the ’90s X-Men cast) as well as the darker take on a more monstrous Spider-Man. That’s why it makes sense that the MCU’s return to street-level comic adventures would harken back to this particular storyline – especially since it appears that the Disney wishes to use the upcoming film as an opportunity to shine a light on other Marvel characters just like Semper did back in the day.

From what we can see in the trailer, Tom Holland’s Spider-Man appears to be going through his own additional transformations, including creepy fully black eyes and organic web-shooter, as well as the cocoon-building behavior previously seen in Marvel’s The Other arc in the comics. As I mentioned before, I doubt that the MCU will allow this particular cash cow to fully transform into a nightmarish spider freak that can scare away children, but there’s always a chance that the studio could surprise us with more horror elements. I’d also love to see the story explore Spidey’s mutation and use that as an excuse to formally introduce X-Men’s mutants into the MCU, especially since Sadie Sink is rumored to be playing Jean Grey in the flick.

However, even if Brand New Day doesn’t adapt as much of the Neogenic Nightmare as the promotional material has suggested, I’d argue that this particular season of Spider-Man: The Animated Series is still worth revisiting simply because it’s a great example of artists being able to work past network limitations in order to tell complex stories that approach full-on body-horror.

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