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Batteries Not Included: 10 Tech-Gone-Wrong Horror Movies
Chucky has received a makeover in just about every way in the new reboot of Child’s Play. His voice, his design, and above all, his origin. Gone is the serial killer Charles Lee Ray inhabited Good Guy Doll out to play a game of hide-the-soul with little Andy Barclay. Instead, Andy has to contend with a seriously upgraded Best Buddi Doll by tech company Kaslan Corp. Kaslan imbued their product with sophisticated software, algorithms, and over 20 sensors that means the Best Buddi can process information about its environment in realtime, comprehend speech in multiple languages, and voice recognition. Programming can be handled via smartphone, tablets, and computers, no less. That’s just the starting point. Needless to say, Andy’s particular Best Buddi is a little too advanced for anyone’s good, and his new toy becomes the epitome of tech gone wrong in horror.
Tales of technology gone awry has made for great horror for a while now; there’s something inherently terrifying about the very thing that’s supposed to make our lives easier turning against us. It’s also attributed to the fear of the unknown- technology continues to evolve at a rapid rate that it’s difficult to keep up. Especially with the advent of A.I., programming robots with sentience just seems like a bad idea, right? In other words, it’s not hard to imagine that technology could plausibly be our downfall. Chucky might be terrorizing the Barclay family, but it could happen anywhere and everywhere. We look back at other terrifying tech gone wrong horror movies that make us rethink our overreliance on technology.
The Ring

It’s funny to think of VHS tapes as technology, but it was the definitive format of the home video market for over two decades. It changed the landscape of movie consumption. So, it’s not surprising at all that horror would eventually use VHS as a basis of fear. The Ring, and the original on which it’s based (Ringu), reign supreme. The plot is simple; a journalist embarks on an investigation of a mysterious videotape that causes death to those who have watched it, a week to the day. Of all the various ways to die in horror, few are as unnerving as the slow creeping dread of Samara/Sadako. The imagery of her crawling out of the well will embed itself in your mind like a nightmare that’s taken up permanent residence.
Videodrome

This surreal, mind-melting David Cronenberg classic sees its horror unleashed by way of intercepted television broadcast picked up by an unauthorized satellite dish. That broadcast is Videodrome, a show that doesn’t seem to have a plot- just brutal torture and murder. When sleazy cable TV programmer Max Renn (James Woods) orders unlicensed use of the show, he begins to suffer hallucinations. It’s only the beginning of his terrifying new reality. In an age where viral videos and mindless entertainment still holds relevancy, Videodrome’s horror still feels timeless. Long live the new flesh.
Evilspeak

Poor Stanley (Clint Howard). He’s an orphan at a military academy, and ostracized by both peers and staff. When forced to clean the basement, he discovers an ancient book of dark magic. Of course, he can’t understand Latin, so he does what any tech-savvy person would do- he uses his computer to translate it. Reading from Satanic books never ends well for anyone, and for the bullied Stanley, it means a lot of revenge and bloodshed upon those who have wronged him. And many of them really, really deserved it.
Brainscan

One of the earlier adapters of the killer video game concept, Brainscan follows Michael (Edward Furlong) an outcast and horror fan who orders a new game touted to be ultra-realistic. Of course, he didn’t grasp how realistic it would ultimately be. The game sees him playing as a psychopathic killer, only he discovers those murders are actually happening in the real world too. It gets trippy, and pure ‘90s horror. Especially with the memorably wacky character The Trickster.
Chopping Mall

In recent years, shopping malls have begun incorporating robots to provide information services or security. They clearly haven’t seen Chopping Mall. Three state-of-the-art high-tech security robots go on the fritz when lightning strikes during a storm, damaging the computer that controls them. For the group of teens that opted to stay after hours to party, this means certain doom, as the robots are out to slaughter any living thing roaming the mall. All that separated this tech from peacekeeper to murderer was a thunderstorm.
Shutter

What Ringu did for videotapes this 2004 Thai horror movie does for cameras, demonstrating that not even the most seemingly simple of tech can frighten. For Jane and her photographer boyfriend Tun, their lives are about to be upended in the most nightmarish of ways when mysterious figures and shadows start popping up in Tun’s photos post hit and run accident. Thanks to his camera, and investigating the mystery behind its unusual activity, Tun learns you can’t ignore your past. And it’s oh, so creepy.
The Den

A found footage horror film that takes aim at the dangers lurking on the internet, The Den follows a young woman using a webcam-based social media site as the basis for her sociology graduate project. In doing so, her account is unwittingly hacked and her webcam turned on without her knowing. When she witnesses a murder online, she soon realizes she’s in over her head. It’s scary for so many reasons, between our reliance on the internet, that our own tech can be hacked by others so easily, and that those hackers can use that info to invade our privacy with ease. And the police can do nothing about it.
Event Horizon

Sure, the technology in Event Horizon doesn’t exist (yet?), but that doesn’t make it any less creepy. When a space ship with the capabilities of opening up a faux black hole to bridge two points in space and time disappears on its maiden voyage to a point over 4 light years away, its sudden reappearance prompts a rescue ship sent to investigate. The Event Horizon didn’t come back the same, and its determined to take the new crew back to the hellish dimensions of space where the last crew wound up. If ever there was a case that it’s better to leave well enough alone and forgo curiosity, this is it.
Christine

Of all the technology we wield on a daily basis, it’s our vehicles that consistently prove to be the most dangerous (and lethal). Leave it to Stephen King and director John Carpenter to take it to stylish yet chilling new depths. For Arnie Cunningham, his life changes when he buys a beat up 1958 Plymouth Fury dubbed Christine. The more he spends time repairing her, the more he transitions from awkward nerd to confident greaser. It turns out Christine is the jealous type, to the point of homicide, and anyone who gets in between Arnie and her should prepare to pay with their life. Hell hath no fury like a possessed Plymouth.
Hardware

Set in a post-apocalyptic future, a scavenger finds a robot buried in the desert. A former soldier buys and sells its parts, leaving the head intact as a gift for his reclusive girlfriend Jill, a metal sculptor. Both are unaware that the robot is a government created weapon programmed for genocide, one that’s as capable of self-repair as it is deadly. Written and directed by the enigmatic Richard Stanley, this tech-based horror delivers on the suspense and gore, which originally earned the film an X-rating. A stellar entry in tech gone wrong horror, Hardware is also worth watching to get ahead of the curve on Stanley’s upcoming adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s Colour Out of Space.
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32 Things We Learned from Commentary for ‘Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight’
The great Ernest Dickerson turns seventy-five years old this month, so we’re looking back at his most memorable contribution to the horror genre – 1995’s Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight!
The film hit screens while the Tales from the Crypt series was winding down its run on television, and it stands apart with a story that feels a step or two removed from the franchise norm. That was the smart play, though, as the show’s stories – and those from the original EC comics – work best in short bites. The result is a film that holds up beautifully as a gory good time.
Now keep reading to see what I heard on the commentary for…
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
Commentator: Ernest Dickerson (director), Michael Felsher (moderator)

1. Dickerson was in post-production on Surviving the Game when he got a call from his agent saying that producer Gil Adler wanted to meet about a Tales from the Crypt feature film. It went well, so Dickerson met with Joel Silver next and secured the job.
2. The original screenplay for the film came to the producers as a spec script wholly detached from the Tales from the Crypt brand. They added the Crypt Keeper (voiced by John Kassir) bookends to make it fit.
3. Dickerson was more familiar with the original EC comic books having read them as a kid, but he had watched a few episodes of the HBO series, so he knew what the current vibe was for the project.
4. Adler directed the film’s wraparound segments, meaning Dickerson never actually got to work with the creepy puppet. “Gil and the Crypt Keeper had a great relationship,” he adds, “they worked together for years.”
5. While he was new to the Tales from the Crypt family, Dickerson had previously worked as a director of photography on the Tales from the Darkside anthology series. That show is underappreciated in my humble opinion, and I will go to bat for both it and the equally underloved Monsters.
6. A big appeal of the horror genre for Dickerson is the idea of dark mysteries that challenge our imagination. For this film, that came down to the mythology being created between the characters.
7. Five executive producers are listed in the opening credits, but Dickerson says the only two he had dealings with were Silver and Richard Donner. The other three were Walter Hill, Robert Zemeckis, and David Giler.
8. Dickerson had only ever seen Billy Zane in movies with a full head of hair, so he was surprised when Zane showed up on the first day with a bald head. “He had this case, and he opened up the case that he had all these hair pieces in, and he says, ‘So which one of these do you think I should use?’” Dickerson looked at him and suggested he just go bald for the character.
9. While the bulk of the opening exteriors were filmed in a desert just outside Los Angeles, the shot of the old church at 11:26 was created on a warehouse hangar soundstage where the film’s interiors were shot.
10. When he had read the script, Dickerson pictured the character of Jeryline (Jada Pinkett Smith) “as a little, tough lady.” He had recently seen Smith in Menace II Society, and while the producers had someone else in mind for the role, he fought to get her instead.
11. Just as Zane surprised Dickerson with his hair (or lack thereof), Smith arrived on the first day with her hair dyed platinum white. He “liked the idea” but asked her to please get it tweaked so it looked more yellowish blond. “It’s definitely a statement.”
12. He had seen Brenda Bakke in the 1989 sci-fi/action film from Japan, Gunhed, and thought she’d be great here as Cordelia. The rest of us might recognize her from Death Spa or Trucks.
13. Felsher comments that the film’s setup does a good job not telegraphing who’s going to live or die, and he uses the “nice guy” (Charles Fleischer) and “the kid” (Ryan O’Donohue) as examples. “You don’t play by those rules here,” he says, and Dickerson replies that he wanted to subvert those rules. That extends to Smith as well because she’s Black, “and usually in movies like this they’re the first folks to die.”
14. Dickerson says they had forty days of filming, “which, the way I’m used to working, was a very generous schedule.” It was budgeted at around $10 million.
15. This probably won’t surprise you, but Zane improvised the bit at 26:25 after he jumps out the window and says, “Fuck this cowboy shit! You fuckin’, hodunk Podunk, well, then, motherfuckers!”
16. In the original script, the demons that The Collector (Zane) raises from the dirt actually looked more like the people they used to be. “They were more human,” but the very smart decision was made in pre-production to make them look far more unique instead.
17. The demons are killed by shooting their eyes, but Dickerson felt there should be one more element to it. “Shoot out their eyes, you gotta duck because the souls come shooting out, and if it hits ya, boom, it can kill ya.” This is a fun touch.
18. He’s been asked more than once if these demons are where Peter Jackson got the idea for how the orcs would look in his Lord of the Rings movies. “They do look like orcs.”
19. He recalls having seen Ronny Yu’s The Bride with White Hair shortly before going to work on Demon Knight, and he hoped to bring some of that staged style into his own film. An example of that in practice is Brayker’s (William Sadler) brief flashbacks to Christ on the cross.
20. Character deaths were mostly based on the idea that “each person’s downfall was going to be predicated by their weakness.” The Collector discovers someone’s weakness and then uses it against them. Cordelia wants to be loved, Jeryline wants to travel, Uncle Willy (Dick Miller) is a horndog for both liquor and ladies, Danny loves horror comics, etc.
21. Dickerson says that plenty of genre classics were in the back of his head while making the film, including Assault on Precinct 13, Alien, Aliens, and more.
22. Cordelia is possessed into a demonic form, and Dickerson’s idea for how she’d look was originally a bit different. “Since Cordelia was a prostitute, I thought that her mouth should actually be a vertical slit that was in her stomach… which would open up with teeth and a tongue.” It was nixed, he says, when “the wife of one of the producers read that and said ‘no way you’re putting that in the movie.’”
23. The key makes an appearance in the followup, Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood, but it wasn’t originally meant to. Apparently, early test audiences expected it to be a more connected sequel to Demon Knight, so the filmmakers added it in to appease them. This is where I go on record saying that Bordello of Blood is a fun time. Can’t touch Demon Knight, obviously, but it’s more entertaining than its reputation suggests.
24. They had to film Uncle Willy’s bar scene “dream” twice, once with the women topless and once with them in bikinis, to have versions for both theaters and television broadcast. “Dick’s a pro.” (To be fair, Dickerson says this in regard to Miller having to endure the makeup application, but the sentiment fits both situations, so…)
25. Dickerson says he’s “always amazed at the love that people show this film,” and adds that fans bring it up to him incredibly often. This is great to hear, as we should always be telling artists how much their work means to us while they’re still alive and able to hear it.
26. Zane also suggested the gag at 1:08:21 with the sponge coming out of his mouth. The beat reminds Dickerson to praise the actor even more, adding that he was an “ally” to the director when “bad ideas” came down from the studio suits.
27. He didn’t get any pushback on killing little Danny. He did insist on one added element, though, as he wanted to immediately follow the boy exploding in the air with a shot of his bloody and torn sneaker hitting the ground below. “And the sneaker had to be a hightop.”
28. Dickerson says there’s “something kinky sexy about” Smith being covered in blood, and then the two commentators go quiet for almost two minutes out of respect for the scene. It’s a good opportunity to reflect on how Dickerson had previously mentioned Alien and Aliens as films being in the back of his head during filming, and how two scenes here reflect that – Jeryline stripping down to her underwear for the final confrontation feels like a nod to Ridley Scott’s film, while an earlier scene with Irene (CCH Pounder) and Dep. Bob (Gary Farmer) realizing they’re surrounded and choosing to blow themselves up alongside some of the demons is something of a callback to the air vent sacrifice in James Cameron’s film.
29. Asked about the film’s critical reception at the time of release, Dickerson says it received good reviews from horror-loving critics and then talks about the importance of horror in general. “Horror has always been a great way of putting out ideas, of talking about some of the things that affect us as people. Some of the best horror, like the best science fiction, talks about what it’s like to be human. Some of the best horror gets very political.”
30. The original ending would have featured The Collector showing “his true self, which is a demon made of fire.” They spent a lot of time trying to make it work, but it was “extremely difficult… back in the day of analog effects.” It was rewritten into the faceoff between him and Jeryline featuring the dancing, the crotch fire, Zane’s attempts at saying “love,” and his eventual demise from her bloody spit.
31. They both agree that a direct sequel to Demon Knight could be a lot of fun, but Dickerson says he’s unaware of any talk on the possibility.
32. Dickerson was super excited about this new Scream Factory Blu-ray in 2015, and he mentions that before its release, he had imported a Blu-ray from Germany presumably to enjoy the film in HD. He’s just like us! (Or am I the only one here who’s imported a German Blu-ray of the much maligned werewolf flick Big Bad Wolf…)
Quotes Without Context

“I was so happy to get Dick Miller for this movie.”
“There was a time when guys used to put ketchup on everything.”
“I’m a big student of Hitchcock, and the best way to make a moment of horror work is to lull the audience into a false sense of security.”
“A villain should always be the most interesting person in a movie.”
“They were a really great bunch of performers who were performing on these little leg-extension stilts wearing a diaper that had a radio-controlled tail that was being manipulated by a special effects tech right out of the frame.”
“It’s hard to direct air; it doesn’t do what you want.”
“The only censorship problem came from the producer’s wife, who didn’t want the vagina dentalis [sic] in the movie.”
“One of the executives wanted to know why the devil didn’t try to have sex with Jada.”
“It always starts with the script.”
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