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Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion: 50 Years of Hitchhikers, Hatbox Ghosts, and an Evil Bride

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When the Haunted Mansion dark ride opened in Disneyland on August 9, 1969, it was an instant hit for the theme park. Within a week of the attraction’s opening, the park experienced the highest number of single-day attendance (at the time). It’s easy to see why; the catchy music that includes songs like “Grim Grinning Ghosts” (written by X Atencio), the 999 delightful haunts that entice with “room for one more”, the Doom Buggies that whisk you through the twisty home and its neighboring graveyard, and it’s consistent adherence to Walt Disney’s theme of updating the park and its rides while maintaining tradition. The level of detail and effects makes the Haunted Mansion as impressive today as it was 50 years ago.

Of course, anticipation likely played a key factor in the attraction’s opening day success. Opening day might have been in 1969, but the exterior had been completed in 1963. It remained behind locked gates for years, piquing the curiosity of park attendees and spurning rumors that blossomed into full blown urban legends about how the ride had once been opened but had to close for being so scary. Or how someone knew someone who knew someone else who’d had a heart attack on the ride. The truth was that Walt Disney and his Imagineers were busy with the 1964-1965 New York’s World Fair. After his death in 1966, the attraction underwent a redesign, incorporating a lot of the technology introduced at the World Fair.

The idea for a haunted house in Disneyland had existed since the beginning, when the park was still being planned back in 1952. It had initially been suggested that the exterior match the ghoulish interior, but Walt shot it down, famously saying, “We’ll take care of the outside and let the ghosts take care of the inside.”

While the Haunted Mansion might be one of the most family-friendly of haunts, horror still served as a vital part of the research process. In 1960, Imagineer legend Rolly Crump (a designer behind the Haunted Mansion, Enchanted Tiki Room, and It’s a Small World) accompanied Walt Disney to see 13 Ghosts in 1960 for inspiration. It’s probably no surprise for anyone familiar with the ride that 1963’s The Haunting also played a major influence- hello hallway with stretching doors.

Though the mansion might be home to 999 ghosts, there are a few standouts that have captured hearts over the years. The hitchhiking ghosts- referred to as “Gus” (the Prisoner), “Ezra” (the Skeleton), and “Phineas” (the Traveler)- that attempt to hitch a ride on your doom buggy before the ride ends. Madame Leota, the head of a psychic medium encased in a crystal ball; she’s voiced by Eleanor Audley (Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty) and played by Leota Toombs. The Bride was a skeletal corpse with a glowing red heart; its beating sound filled the attic space in which she occupied. She’s since been updated to Constance, the Black Widow bride with a string of dead husbands, and an appearance that’s less corpse-like. And the most infamous of all, perhaps, was the ghost originally intended to be The Bride’s suitor- the Hatbox Ghost.

The Hatbox Ghost existed in the same attic space as The Bride, his head set to disappear and reappear in time to her heartbeat. But the effect didn’t really work, not with the attic’s lighting, and so it was removed shortly after the attraction had opened. Before long, the rumor mill speculated the Hatbox Ghost was simply deemed too scary to be included. He didn’t make his return to the attic or the ride until 2015.

Even without the consistent updates to keep the mansion fresh and 50 years of extensive history behind it, the uncanny level of detail and story makes the Haunted Mansion a ride with endless revisit appeal. No matter how many times you’ve ridden, there’s always something new to spot, whether it’s a reference, secret, inside joke, or a wry wink to park history. It never gets old.

There’s a reason there’s no shortage of highly coveted merchandise dedicated to the dark ride, from park exclusives like tiki mugs to even a Marvel comic book series that debuted in 2016. It remains one of Disney theme parks’ most beloved attractions. Disneyland’s official tagline is “The Happiest Place on Earth,” but for horror fans, that tagline is best suited to describing the Haunted Mansion. Here’s to 50 more years of spooky haunting. And that Guillermo del Toro may someday get to make his cinematic adaptation of this timeless ride.

“Hurry back! Hurry back! Be sure to bring your death certificate… if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now! We’ve been dying to have you…”

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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